The Woodshed

[PlayTiem]

This is, what, a back door form of penis envy? LOL.

Great Moments in Misbehavin'.

(Imagine a sweet Spanish accent).

"I don't know, you're a pretty big boy!

(A few minutes later).

"It feets, it feets!

Pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel good but, hey, I'll take it.

Yep, exactly. I like tight butts and I cannot lie.

I'm kind of a generic looking white dude. I've had providers that I had previously visited with not remember me. Then I unzip my pants and they're all "ohhhh, NOW I remember you. " Has some advantages, has some disadvantages. One particularly racist provider didn't believe that I was actually 100% white (I am).

And, why are you sticking your feet in providers' asses? (I'd leave a winky emoticon here, but the board seems to like mangling them).

[TallBear]

Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".

This is, what, a back door form of penis envy? LOL.

Great Moments in Misbehavin'.

(Imagine a sweet Spanish accent).

"I don't know, you're a pretty big boy!

(A few minutes later).

"It feets, it feets!

Pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel good but, hey, I'll take it.

[JaxQt]

Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".

Amen brotha!

[PlayTiem]

Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".

[Anonymous123]

Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.

But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?

By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.



I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.

A2

Maybe you should rename this particular forum from "the woodshed" to "irrelevant shit". LOL. Just saying. Then people might understand not every post in here will be argumentative.

[TwoWheels]

So the resident troll has taken up a new hobby. He's now creating names that are similar to other members. If you see a name pop up which is very close to yours like Scohen1024, IWalkLonely, as we had with Pipelayer11 please drop me a note.

For the love of god, don't respond about it in the forum, remember the "coming home from the loser job, wacking off into grannies panties while reading about how many people he got to mention him" thing? Just drop me a PM, I'll ban the name and delete anything they posted along with any posts were it was quoted by another member.

A2

Anyone curious about this ass clown? I have all his info. PM me.

Good hunting.

TW.

[I Walk Alone]

Take it easy, pal. I was only trying to follow the direction of the BIG guy, and not clog up the BP Ad reviews thread. Just explaining that I do have some standards. Let's hug it out?

Oh, I'm not angry or anything. It just threw me off. I thought I did something wrong. LOL. It's all love.

[GhostXXX]

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[Admin2]

So the resident troll has taken up a new hobby. He's now creating names that are similar to other members. If you see a name pop up which is very close to yours like Scohen1024, IWalkLonely, as we had with Pipelayer11 please drop me a note.

For the love of god, don't respond about it in the forum, remember the "coming home from the loser job, wacking off into grannies panties while reading about how many people he got to mention him" thing? Just drop me a PM, I'll ban the name and delete anything they posted along with any posts were it was quoted by another member.

A2

[Scohen1025]

Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.

But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?

By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.



I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.

A2

Take it easy, pal. I was only trying to follow the direction of the BIG guy, and not clog up the BP Ad reviews thread. Just explaining that I do have some standards. Let's hug it out?

[Admin2]

Seriously, they just can't help themselves.

A2

[I Walk Alone]

Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.

But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?

By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.

A2, I'm looking for some clarity here. I was just goofing on Golfgod when I responded to his post. Do you not want ANY comments like this (even if they are just in fun), or do you want only serious beefs taken to the shed? I LIKE this idea for sure either way.

Fellas, let's be realistic for a second here.

The ONLY ONE that shows her face is the one you're calling busted. The rest of them either hide their face, or they have it blurred out. Be honest, if that last one showed no face you'd all be complimenting her like crazy.

I mean, for all you know, the ones you're drooling over could be UGLIER than the last one.

But in all seriousness, I'd hookup with the last one. She has a nice body. But to each their own.

I-W-A.

Ummm, no. I wouldn't fuck her. Her body looks good enough, sure. But that grille on her looks really sour, and her face looks all sunken in. Maybe the camera is lying, but I kinda doubt it. Don't get me wrong. I've banged a few homely gals in my day, but she looks like a fucking goblin.

I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.

A2

[GhostX]

Gotta be careful if it erupts into douchebaggery then it's two guys on moderation. I never want to inhibit the sense of community here that doesn't come at the cost of other (mostly newer) members, but at the same time this shit that goes on for days sucks.

Most of the fight threads I've created run a similar pattern. First all feuds get settled, guys that have fucking hated each other forever work that shit out. After all that happens they kind of become a free fire, fuck you, joking, community thread that occasionally blow the fuck up with some serious fights.

I'll never understand guys that come here and care enough about the other guys to take the time to do this but I think they have specialty forums for them.

Speaking personally and not as the admin, it's gay as fuck. So fucking weird that I can't get my head around it.

Pipelayer10 has taken pictures of girls giving BBBJ's using a spy camera. He has terrorized a 22 year old girl and her family knowing her father hardily disapproved of her tricking. He has repeatedly tried to undercut a 21 year old who claims she doesn't even know him. And he persists in repeatedly claiming he is in possession of a Smith 9 mm, whatever that is. But OK, I'm the gay one. I will go troll on a crossdressers forum.

[Admin2]

A2, I'm looking for some clarity here. I was just goofing on Golfgod when I responded to his post. Do you not want ANY comments like this (even if they are just in fun), or do you want only serious beefs taken to the shed? I LIKE this idea for sure either way.

Gotta be careful if it erupts into douchebaggery then it's two guys on moderation. I never want to inhibit the sense of community here that doesn't come at the cost of other (mostly newer) members, but at the same time this shit that goes on for days sucks.

Most of the fight threads I've created run a similar pattern. First all feuds get settled, guys that have fucking hated each other forever work that shit out. After all that happens they kind of become a free fire, fuck you, joking, community thread that occasionally blow the fuck up with some serious fights.

So I posted early but admin deleted my post with good reasoning after explaining to me why it was deleted. I still won't mention the name but this jackass has messaged several members not just me. What's funny is this idiot must have gotten band because now he is using my name as his new profile cause he messaged me again. Pipelayer10 is the real me and have been part of this board for years. Pipelayer11 I have no affiliation nor do I know this clown.

I'll never understand guys that come here and care enough about the other guys to take the time to do this but I think they have specialty forums for them.

Speaking personally and not as the admin, it's gay as fuck. So fucking weird that I can't get my head around it.

[Drew Park]

Unfortunately momentum and an erection caused me to do the same thing.

+ one drink too many.