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[JoselineW]

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Thats awesome! Let's have some fun! Thank you. See you soon!

[JoselineW]

Had a dream this week about Joseline at here in call location north of the city. Middle level hotel, lived in but very clean and organized, fresh linens. The set up was over text, took about three to four texts to get everything nailed down.

At the agree upon time texted here regarding arrival, she sent me the room number. I was greeted by the lady in the photo, looks better in person, Lingerie & heel, freshly showered.

Candles burning etc. I had seen Joseline in the past when she went by different name etc. We got caught up from the past to present. I opted for the one hr body glide, she has some good massage skills.

Then went to the body glide, great skills, did not miss an inch, she is very clean, very passionate woman. There are other items on the menu which I enjoyed, went for two rounds, she does not watch the clock.

After our time, she offered for me to shower which I did. My dream was very enjoyable and will repeat, great value and will worth the time. Just my. 02 cents.

Only one con, slight hint of smoke.

Thank you for the great review!

It was really nice to see you again, loved catching up. I really appreciate that you recognized so many details, its really important to me that everyone see's my improvement in scheduling and timeliness. I really do try to think of everything that matters. I apologize about the smoke again, I'm really sorry and I will make sure that isn't an issue the next time. By the way, you looked GREAT! You could have stayed longer! You were looking good, and feeling even better! Thank you again for the kind words. I look forward to the next dream with you!

[Scarab31]

Does ee reply to text earlymornings?

Got some unexpected free time this morning, and was wanting to see if any ee girls are early risers.

[Missvictoria]

Somewhat late report I had a dream of MissVictoria not too long ago. In my dream she communicated well and timely. I was comfortable as soon as she opened the door of her safe clean incall, and we sat down to chat for a few and then started playtime. MissVictoria is a real sweetheart with a sincere desire to please with an adventurous spirit and was not a clock watcher. There was no drama and no bs. As other reports have stated if you are looking for a spinner please go elsewhere she is a heavier gal. But as all other reports have stated she makes up for it with her attitude to please. All she wanted was to make me happy and she did. I left happy and would see her again. Bottom line. Safe, clean, no bs, reasonable donation with great attitude.

I had an absolutely wonderful time.

[JoselineW]

After 3 attempts to see Josie I finally got my wish, setup was easy and no waiting. This lady is sexy, very pretty and just pure Fun, wow I had a blast. We both went through a similar medical recovery and could share and connect. As I said this lady knows how to take care of a man and she enjoys it. She is a favorite of mine now and I plan to visit her often. So if you have been trying and have not been able to see her, keep trying it will pay off big time. Seniors can pm me.

We DID have a blast didn't we! Thank you for the positive review, and thank you for mentioning that setup was easy and I was ready and waiting! You are really a cool guy. I enjoyed you, it was nice to finally have someone have compassion for my situation. I would almost say it was a relief! It really gave us a connection.

Hey, I got a new phone babe, can you please text me so I can save your number again honey. I want to make sure I don't miss you if you want to come and play! You have jumped straight to the top of the favorites list!

[JoselineW]

Had the pleasure of seeing Joseline tonight for the first time in probably a year or two. Still she remembered me immediately when I walked through the door and gave me a warm passionate greeting. She changed her hair color to blonde, which I loved, and was wearing a sexy outfit as usual. As far as enthusiasm goes, nobody can top her. She actually seems to want you there instead of just trying to get you off as fast as possible and rush you out the door. She's an amazing kisser and her BBBJ is slow and sensual just how I like it. She always smells and tastes clean and fresh, has candles lit, music playing, and treats you like a king til the moment you walk out the door. Scheduling was a breeze. I asked for a certain time (to get her special price) and when the time came she was ready and waiting for me. I will definitely try to see her more often, or at least when my schedule and wallet allow me to.

YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FAVORITE. And I'm pretty sure that you will remain. I was so thrilled to see you tonight! I love that you surprised me. If everyone was so genuine, my job would be like heaven. BABY, our time together is 100% real, I ABSOLUTELY wanted you there! I felt passion, excitement, and it always feels like you were my old high school sweetheart whom I haven't seen in years. I hope next time it won't be so long! Thank you so much for the positive review!

[JoselineW]

I wasn't thinking about the donation after a visit with Josie (Madelynn) a couple weeks ago. I had picked her up for dinner and a nap at my place. She gave me a kiss when I dropped her off back at her place and we said good-bye. I got half way home when it hit me that I had not lived up to my end of the deal! I gave her a call and she was very gracious by saying that she knew I wasn't going to stiff her (pun intended). I drove back to her location and straightened things out, so to speak. I guess that it was just another one of my 'senior moments'.

I had an amazing time with you, so when you dropped me off I gave you a kiss and slowly walked inside, still "basking in the afterglow" When I sat down on my bed I realized that it had been overlooked, and I honestly wasn't upset. You are a stand up guy. You have a big HEART, and you treat me wonderfully. I figured you also would realize, I didn't text you or call you, I simply put my heels back on, picked up my phone and started walking to the door. It was sort of funny! Because as I did, you called and said you were on your way back! By the time I got to the door, there you were!

By the way baby, I don't think you qualify to use the senior moments excuse unless its senior member moment! Look forward to seeing you again!

[Jlerg500]

Had the pleasure of seeing Joseline tonight for the first time in probably a year or two. Still she remembered me immediately when I walked through the door and gave me a warm passionate greeting. She changed her hair color to blonde, which I loved, and was wearing a sexy outfit as usual. As far as enthusiasm goes, nobody can top her. She actually seems to want you there instead of just trying to get you off as fast as possible and rush you out the door. She's an amazing kisser and her BBBJ is slow and sensual just how I like it. She always smells and tastes clean and fresh, has candles lit, music playing, and treats you like a king til the moment you walk out the door. Scheduling was a breeze. I asked for a certain time (to get her special price) and when the time came she was ready and waiting for me. I will definitely try to see her more often, or at least when my schedule and wallet allow me to.

[CincyKayak]

Had a wonderful dream with Gracie May last weekend. Set up was easy. Good location. Really can't add more to previous reports, although I did enjoy how she draped herself across me while we spoke. The experience is what I hope for in each prover, intelligent conversation, clear mind, welcoming, attention to detail (I. E. Warm washcloth), that kind of stuff, the GFE. Looking forward to seeing her again!

Tip to getting an appointment is to include requested info from ad when contacting and be patient as most contact her at the same time. This is my suggestion not hers.

Happy dreaming,

CK.

[JoselineW]

Hi Joseline. I've never seen you or even contacted you thus far, but I think you are partially right with respect to your comment about the one appt. In 30 that does not go as planned. No one on here should expect perfection from providers. We're all human and stuff comes up or whatever.

What really matters to us mongers is how the provider handles it when things do go wrong. In these cases, the provider needs to respond and apologize to the guy and make an effort to reach out and make it up to him somehow. If the guy gets nothing but crickets from the provider, even after a few days, that provider can and should expect to be called out for it every time.

Play safe.

I understand completely. This forum is here for a reason. I always have and always will offer half off to anyone I screwed up with! And A BIG APOLOGY! If I may I would like to thank everyone who went ahead and took me up on the offer and gave me a shot. I am a big supporter of continually self improving, I've really changed my scheduling and response practices. Thank you for seeing both sides of things, there tends to be two sides to any story and a phenomenon known as jumping on the band wagon.

[OneBigRichard]

Really? When was this? A year ago? I'm struggling to think of this happening recently. I took a real look at how I was doing and got honest with myself. I understand my illness better and I've learned how to manage it and I've absolutely learned my lesson. At least in the past 6 months I have taken extreme care in response and I only take appointments I feel certain I can perform at my best and can keep. I use google voice so I have a record of every call and text message I've ever had on this number, so I would love if you would pm me with your number so I can see what happened. And I stand by my offer and I always will. If I have screwed up with you, please give me a chance to prove to you that I'm so different now than what I was. I apologize up and down. Please let me give you half off. And that goes for any one out there that I screwed up with. Now having this illness, I may still become ill suddenly with no warning, but like I said, I've learned to manage it much better, so this happens rarely. Anyway, I really think you will have a great time, and I am sincerely sorry, please accept my offer and come see me!

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[JoselineW]

I've tried to see her, sat in a parking lot for 45 minutes waiting, just for her to cancel. Might try again with your kind word about her.

Really? When was this? A year ago? I'm struggling to think of this happening recently. I took a real look at how I was doing and got honest with myself. I understand my illness better and I've learned how to manage it and I've absolutely learned my lesson. At least in the past 6 months I have taken extreme care in response and I only take appointments I feel certain I can perform at my best and can keep. I use google voice so I have a record of every call and text message I've ever had on this number, so I would love if you would pm me with your number so I can see what happened. And I stand by my offer and I always will. If I have screwed up with you, please give me a chance to prove to you that I'm so different now than what I was. I apologize up and down. Please let me give you half off. And that goes for any one out there that I screwed up with. Now having this illness, I may still become ill suddenly with no warning, but like I said, I've learned to manage it much better, so this happens rarely. Anyway, I really think you will have a great time, and I am sincerely sorry, please accept my offer and come see me!

[Crs123]

A guy at a bar told me a story about a date with Juliette. He sees a # of EE ladies and thinks the world of Steve but Juliette is a BIG disappointment. He enters the room and attempts to kiss but she immediately turns her face. What! He asked if she kisses and the response was for add'l $50!! She showed complete indifference during the session. It's a shame since she is very attractive with a great body.

I had about the same experience in my dream with that one. But I been Seeing completely opposite reviews. Guess that's a true YVMV.

[Alsf17]

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[DickHerDown]

I was in the neighborhood so I decided to give Cherry a shot. I was not disappointed. She was very polite among greeting me and the incall was above average. She even had a towel, body wash, and mouth wash ready for me when I arrived. I explained to her that I just left the gym and showered there, but it was a very nice touch. Her BBBJ was really nice with a lot of eye contact. Soon her sexy black dress came off to reveal a very nice body. She wanted it from behind and told me to take it slow as I'm not the smallest of fellows. I obliged and she was super tight. Soon some RCG and I was spent. I highly recommend this young lady.