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[LiamBrennan]

I finally had a short-notice visit today with Kyla, one of the best-reviewed providers in the area. I am happy to report that I can't give any report that would be contrary to anything that anyone has posted.

She has a great body. Amazing tits. They're obviously fake, but wow they are amazing. Great fully shaved pussy. Amazing BBBJ. Really no qualms at all about the body.

The only one thing that I would raise to anyone. And this is a minor issue that I am raising in a harsh review. Is the lack of a GFE experience. It's hard to explain. I would say that she was very sensuous in her performance. But the GFE was. Not bad, not good, just very average. Very conversational, but not affectionate or romantic or intimate in any way. She kept her eyes closed during the BJ and the fuck session. I'm in my 40's and I think she may be in her 20's, so I don't know if the age difference mattered to her. It hasn't to any other providers or girlfriends, ever. I don't know whether this has been an issue with previous customers, I don't remember seeing such reviews. Sometimes two people just don't hit it off. But listen. I would ABSOLUTELY still repeat. The session was outstanding. I didn't last long (LOL) and I didn't particularly want to, I'd had a long day and was in need of a good time, quick. I still would have liked more of a GFE, but it was just not a huge letdown.

I would say she was a total score of '8', which is pretty high for me. I would reserve a '10' for like a Heidi Klum session so my scale ranking is pretty high. Maybe a 7 1/2, or 8. But still pretty high. The main goal is to get a great blow job and cum, and there is NO doubt that happened. I would have liked more of a GFE, that's just my preference, unlike the reputation that Cherry is getting (mechanical), but some providers just don't give that. I wouldn't say she was mechanical, but she wasn't GFE. More of an average GFE at best.

Don't let that stop any of you from stopping you from seeing Kyla. This was just based on my experience and it really was not that bad, I'm just pointing out one minor issue. Once again, I had a great time. Enjoy yourselves!

[Below Me]

Regarding Cherry, I understand what you're saying but it's a job. I'm sure the hostess at Chili's isn't really excited to see me either, but she still has to pretend. If the only time she provides good service is when she is attracted to the other person then she's in the wrong line of work.

Well, sort of. The hostess at the restaurant is working and representing a company, so she has to smile and act nice in the companies effort to get you to come back, and for her to keep her job. The prostitute, on the other hand, is self employed and only has herself to answer you. While she's happy to take your money while your there her not smoking armor being into it may be her way of telling you not to come back because she's not into you.

[Red Running]

A few I haven't reviewed.

Layla, bigger in pics, had a sniffle issue. Played safe w this one all the way. 100 hhr, no repeat.

Chasity, just turned 20, small little thing. Terrible BBBJ, went only doggy because her frame would only allow what I was able to offer her. 80 hhr.

Cherry daiquiri, I'm around her age so we had fun. She blantenly told me she doesn't get excited when she isn't attracted to you. So fellas that thinks she's mechanical, sorry about your luck. 200 2 hr.

Regarding Cherry, I understand what you're saying but it's a job. I'm sure the hostess at Chili's isn't really excited to see me either, but she still has to pretend. If the only time she provides good service is when she is attracted to the other person then she's in the wrong line of work.

[King Z]

Sorry, no pics. I'd seen her before when visiting Shevelle and knew she was cute and tight, so I never asked for any. She is using Shevelle's phone while she is away visiting her uncle.

Any pic. Contact info?

[TennVols77]

Cameron- been reviewed, nothing to add, was a good time and nothing bad to say about her, nice girl. A little too vocal during the deed with the pse teases, just not my thing not sincere but not an issue.

Jada4 U- Now, this next one, in my 20 years of doing this, this was the worst encounter ever. Do not recommend, would not recommend, and would say avoid. Jada4 u. Where to start. Had outcall to my place, asked if she drove herself, said yes. First lie. Not the biggest of issues, yet, one that should yield a simple truthful answer.

Not in her 20's, believe with false teeth, and wanted money up front. Refuse to do, she then begins yapping and I say I'll leave it here, more yapping. The entire what should have been hour, was concluded in about 20 minutes. Worst blow job ever, literally 2 minutes, then she lifts her head up starts talking incoherently and back to the shitty BJ, then says and I quote:

"I think your about to cum, if you want to finish yourself off, you know what feels best. " I laughed, said time to do the deed and she then proceeds to pull her bloody, or in her words "oh I'm spotting". Underwear off. Needless to say, the dream was over.

I'm not ugly, am the nicest guy, don't mind spending the money, and have never had any issues, let alone bad ones, with any girl in 2 decades, have never had any of the issues we read about on here, but, this one. I was so taken aback I felt like I was in shock. I didn't know whether to throw her down the stairs or curl up in a ball on the ground as if I had just been violated.

Gave her the money and just tried to stay calm and justified giving the money by saying 1 time in 20 years is cost of the hobby. Should have kicked her out and given her a 20 for the drive, but, didn't and did the smarter thing to just literally wash my hands and be done with it.

For the last 4-5 years it's been a stable of regulars, 3-4 girls, and Josie whenever I'm lucky enough to get her, and it's been good. But, the last year has seen the regulars go and trying to find a new one let alone more than one is not going well. Market dictates that I get with the Molly's of the world and be happy and avoid this crap like above.

[Vinlmp]

Is the her.

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Play safe.

JFK.

Yessir. The one and only.

LV.

[JackAndCokes]

A few I haven't reviewed.

Layla, bigger in pics, had a sniffle issue. Played safe w this one all the way. 100 hhr, no repeat.

Chasity, just turned 20, small little thing. Terrible BBBJ, went only doggy because her frame would only allow what I was able to offer her. 80 hhr.

Cherry daiquiri, I'm around her age so we had fun. She blantenly told me she doesn't get excited when she isn't attracted to you. So fellas that thinks she's mechanical, sorry about your luck. 200 2 hr.

[Nky2000]

I have seen Morgan recently and agree with this post. Some things that I noticed. Her skills are not the best but, she is very willing to please. She is very pretty. IMO she looked better than the pics. She also has nice teeth I don't know why she has the closed mouth smile in her ad. Her incall is safe no worries about LE. Seniors PM for more intel.

Saw Morgan a few weeks back on the spur of the moment. Set up was quick and easy and before I knew it she was meeting me at the door. Apartment complex, pretty standard. Not scary to me. Clean apartment. I didn't smell smoke but I don't know if I could. But she does smoke there. Pics are accurate, and we had a pretty damn nice time together. She was eager and ready, it felt more natural than maybe any first time. Tight body, great kisser. Super GFE experience.

Highly recommended. She mentioned she was moving soon? Idunno.

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[JustACustomer]

Had recent visit with Ashley. Great communication, on time, clean spinner, very cute with amazing fucking and oral skills. Best sloppy BJ in town presently. She can DT nine friggin inches, stick her tongue out and lick your balls. Unreal!!

Great cowgirl and bubble butt action. Had to finish with more DT! Oh my goodness.

Treat her nice with a little tip and she's happy happy!

Will continue to repeat.

Limp Vinny.

Princess can do that too. Just sayin!

[TravelerCin85]

Was able to see the little sister a few days ago, she's working out of the same room as Shevelle. Definitely a spinner body, tight with small firm breasts and dyed red hair. She's a little timid and reserved but seems to enjoy herself once you're inside her, very wet and tight but handles a bigger tool very well. Says she's only doing this until her sister gets out, so best jump on it quick.

Any pic. Contact info?

[Kastr0]

Saw Morgan a few weeks back on the spur of the moment. Set up was quick and easy and before I knew it she was meeting me at the door. Apartment complex, pretty standard. Not scary to me. Clean apartment. I didn't smell smoke but I don't know if I could. But she does smoke there. Pics are accurate, and we had a pretty damn nice time together. She was eager and ready, it felt more natural than maybe any first time. Tight body, great kisser. Super GFE experience.

Highly recommended. She mentioned she was moving soon? Idunno.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...656&cityid=350

[JustForKicks63]

Had recent visit with Ashley. Great communication, on time, clean spinner, very cute with amazing fucking and oral skills. Best sloppy BJ in town presently. She can DT nine friggin inches, stick her tongue out and lick your balls. Unreal!!

Great cowgirl and bubble butt action. Had to finish with more DT! Oh my goodness.

Treat her nice with a little tip and she's happy happy!

Will continue to repeat.

Limp Vinny.

Is the her.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...338&cityid=350

Play safe.

JFK.

[AnnieGirl]

I just finished seeing Annie and got to try out her new magic oil! I was very skeptical, but it really worked for me. I seemed harder and my orgasm was intensified. She's still wonderful at giving a great massage, and her oil pushed it over the top. Thank you again for a wonderful time!

I always know when I see you we are always going to have fun. Thanks for making me smile.

Huggs and Kisses.

AnnieGirl.

[Scarab31]

Any smoke smell? Can she swallow the whole nine? Is she as tall as Shevelle?

Appreciate it.

Limp Vinny.

I may have seen shevelle a few times in the past and the sister would stay outside in her car while shevelle had company.

The last time was months ago. And while I didn't see the sister, I did see a hypo on the bed while shevelle was at the mirror / vanity getting ready.

I should've left then and there but acted like I didn't see it and kinda turned my back in hopes of her seeing it and putting it out of sight, out of mind.

I also thought that it may very well be the sisters' hypo because to me, she looks the part of an addict. Unlike shevelle who is fit and has a healthy look to her.

Needless to say, I wouldn't go back.

[Mobil1]

I would have to throw Velvet Rain in as a contender. You walk out sideways when you leave. My two cents.

Yes BBBJ is great she is extremely gifted in this field. Made my body tremble to be honest.