USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

[Hillbilly Bob]

I had been with her twice. From what I understand she was thrown out of the house in the tri county area. I was told she was using and she was escorted out of that house by LEO. She ripped the owner of the house off. Stole alot of personel stuff. I don't know where she is or care. When will there providers learn. Roxie seemed good but the drugs got her whata shame. Lenny6746.

I also had a early morning visit with Roxie with no problems. Enjoyed my time a left a review. With all the new info on her I will not repeat.

[Scarab31]

Finally got to see Becky after ghosting me some time back. This time communication was good. Had to get a room as her incall is highly unadvisable, even by her. Pictures are a bit flattering but not too much out of line. I think her weighing 120 per the ad is a bit conservative. Just a tiny bit heavier and a little flabbier. Really good attitude and is GFE as stated but very mechanical. No fake moans and is very quiet but all positions and requests agreed to. No clock watching. Never really did ask for the donation but of course I gave it to her at the end. Donation a little higher in my opinion to what she is worth in my book. But with her good attitude and willingness to please I would repeat. So I recommend.

According to my scale that she stood on, she is 119. .

I concur with your assessment though. Mechanical, 1-speed and methodical BBBJ.

[BoxsterS]

Was feeling a little desperate and lonely Sunday night so, I reached out to EE and Hiho Silver was not available didn't want to try the Darkside on EE. Wanted to stay on the north side of Sin City. I am like getting no responses. Zip, Nadda, nothing is happening.

Then I have a "haha"moment. ChrissyLynn. Fuck yea you big dummy been on the bucket list. We had exchanged a few text messages and maybe a quick phone call a few years ago. Some guy (use the term lightly) complaining about wether he cummed or not ranting over $100.00 30 min. Appointment. I think He said something like she showed him the condom with his cum in it and Chrissy said your done, leave. I thought it was funny.

So anyway, I reached out to her once to hookup and our time frames didn't match. I always refresh her memory with " Single Mom with two kids". Give it another shot, Hey, Single Mom with two kids, you available I can be out the door in 15 minutes. My SO is out like a light taking a nap. Chrissy needs a little time to get ready so, Ok we're set. Got general location and business side taken care of. Off I go.

Honestly I don't know how some of these women post ads as Escorts. I have read some reviews on numerous ones and go and. Knocked on the door. Then I don't know wether to runaway as fast as I can or say Trick or Fucking treat. For me there is no such thing as "good sex with and ugly woman". It ain't happening for me. Sooner or later I am going to open my eyes see. I don't do the latter I just say, this isn't going to work for me.

There has got to be some chemistry for me and hopefully for them as well. I always ask if you have any reservations about me, just say so no hard feeling. I'll walk.

I don't want their B game. I want their A game and I'll fucking pay for it. I fucking tip and it's not $20. Eight to ten years ago this venue was $250.00 an hour and there were not half hour or OV.

Anyway off I go. Halfway there SO calls. Shit. Tell her on my way to checkout a Roland E drum kit off Craigslist. Throws my mood completely off. All good drummers have 3 things, timing, groove and transition. Then Cheap Trick comes on the XM radio. Live from Budokan " I Need Your Love". Carlos.

Is a great drummer. Crank up that crystal clear Mark Levinson audio system. Down load it off Apple repeat all the way there.

Make the transition back to seeing ChrissyLynn. Don't need to look at her pictures again, burnt in my memory. Give her ETA and text upon arrival.

Chrissy comes down and meets me at my car. Upstairs we go and chat. Take care of financial side of this transaction first. I ever feel anything quirky I leave. I pay up front. I have never been burned. I can usually size someone up in 15 seconds. She is warm and friendly. I am familiar with her past. A woman with a past is much more interesting to talk to. She held my interest.

Her body is very clean. No perfume detected just a nice fresh shower smell. She does smoke but, wouldn't know unless she told me. Teeth are white not off white, Snow White. White teeth with a dark tan great combo. Off white teeth I am gone.

Can't stopping looking at that cleavage. She starts popping those clothes off to reveal a sunset reddish orange bra and panty set. Goes very well with the tan and then off with the bra to expose the best set of tits I have seen. Hands down. Big, but not too big. Topped with a perfectly proportioned nipples pointing straight ahead. They don't drop a fraction of and inch. Tanned smooth skin. Perfect tanned tits, that was worth the price of admission alone. And they don't jiggle. They are firm. Arguably better tits than Brookee. I am not a tit man but do appreciate good work.

She keeps apologizing for her baby fat. She wears it well. It's solid not flabby with no baby damage. No tan lines and no pimples anywhere. And I mean anywhere. Her pussy lips protrude very slightly and are formed perfectly. I don't like the ones that look like chewed up gum.

A great personality, tits to go to war over, a very nice kitty. She said, I can't post what we did. It was all safe. I think a second time it might be off the hook.

Baby, you out there? Keep your crayon handy so, you can color me in your schedule. I got your 6. Your like candy. Fucking Candy. All hot wet and S T I C K why. Thought maybe, we had a little chemistry. If so, your Cheap Trick would like to come back and see ya.

Going to be carful with chemistry, we might blow something up?

[Nonetheless]

I've given almost a dozen reviews in the last 2 months. Alex is my favorite. Zoey is a second (her head is subpar but sex is phenomenal). Alex is young, tight, hot and shower fresh. Can throw it back and loves to swallow. At least with me. Also, she still has her innocents about her and isn't jaded yet. Please Be good to her.

I'm thinking this girl use to be Carly that advertised here for only a few days, I was seeing her regularly, until our schedules didn't coincide due to me working a whole lot.

[Enricojinx]

I've given almost a dozen reviews in the last 2 months. Alex is my favorite. Zoey is a second (her head is subpar but sex is phenomenal). Alex is young, tight, hot and shower fresh. Can throw it back and loves to swallow. At least with me. Also, she still has her innocents about her and isn't jaded yet. Please Be good to her.

[Lenny6746]

I had been with her twice. From what I understand she was thrown out of the house in the tri county area. I was told she was using and she was escorted out of that house by LEO. She ripped the owner of the house off. Stole alot of personel stuff. I don't know where she is or care. When will there providers learn. Roxie seemed good but the drugs got her whata shame. Lenny6746.

[Enricojinx]

The good: She has the nicest, young petite body I've seen in recent memory. It's rare to find a spinner this physically attractive in my opinion. The bad: not GFE at all, not really into it, everything is covered and communication is horrible. Still, I'd repeat if she would respond with a half day of when I text her.

That said, the good still outweighs the bad and the fact she will do QVs makes her more feasible with the limited menu.

[Fatmando]

I believe the post you are talking about is on this thread, #19158. It was a review by Hillbilly Bob just before she actually posted her ad here on USA. He evidently got her contact info from Lenny6746. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, in fact HB gives a very good review saying he would repeat. As HB states in the review she was in a private house in the TriCounty Mall are, not sure if this is the location you visited. I guess it just goes to show that true colors don't necessarily come out immediately. Even though pics and phone numbers are different on the two ads listed below the tats identify her as one in the same.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...111&cityid=350

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...ost/5133949349

Her location was not even close to tri-county. Nothing in her ad as was accurate.

[Dick Morehead]

Wasn't Roxie one who was touted as a UTR somewhere on here, then showed up as an advertiser about the same time? Can't find the post, but it was from a Lenny (plus numbers).

I believe the post you are talking about is on this thread, #19158. It was a review by Hillbilly Bob just before she actually posted her ad here on USA. He evidently got her contact info from Lenny6746. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, in fact HB gives a very good review saying he would repeat. As HB states in the review she was in a private house in the TriCounty Mall are, not sure if this is the location you visited. I guess it just goes to show that true colors don't necessarily come out immediately. Even though pics and phone numbers are different on the two ads listed below the tats identify her as one in the same.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...111&cityid=350

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...ost/5133949349

[Diznye]

I also saw Ashley about a week ago, and I neglected to write a review! (Been busy lately!

I've only seen Ashley about four times, starting last November. She remembers me. I don't just mean in terms of general conversation. She adapts her service based on things I liked or talked about in past meetings!

For example, she's famous for BJs. When I save up to see someone, I'm all backed up with a hair trigger, so I can't handle but a short burst of a professional level BJ before needing her to stop. She adapted her technique, without me saying anything or asking, such that I would be able to just sit and enjoy the experience for markedly longer. That's what I mean about remembering me! She remembered what I like, and what I can take, and some of my fetishes, and she incorporated them into an even more satisfying experience! What an absolute pleasure to spend time with her!

Also, I showed her my text strand with that crazy sex doll guy. We had a good laugh! I hope she saw the review about how he walks around naked and has a dog that tries to lick people's balls. LOLOL. It's crazy to me that he went off about how I can't rape his dolls, but he apparently plays sex doll rape porn on the TV in the rooms for his customers. Anyway, don't know why I'm talking about him.

Ashley is amazing!

I just LOVE you every time you come your an absolute sweetheart ❤65039; It's always great to have clients I form a relationship with! As for the sex doll guy I seriously needed that laugh I will be watching the board for more reviews!!

Can't wait till next time.

Ashley / fiirefantasy.

[Member #6349]

Was going to see her Friday. Boy did I dodge a bullet. Thanks for the review.

I was going to this weekend myself. I don't know why, but something just seemed off about her. I don't believe in psychic phenomenon or anything of that sort but I just had a feeling. Can't really explain it.

[WhereDreamsGo]

This is her ad:

Hello, I'm Roxie. Allow me to tell you about myself. I'm 27 with long legs, perky nipples on B cup breast. I'm also GFE. Everything with me is covered. FS and Anal. YES, I do Anal! No switch hitting. I also do BBBJ with swallow. NO rimming. DTAY I absolutely love it! You MUST provide your USA handle when contacting me. I am the girl in the pics! No pain or rough stuff. I have my own private residency in the Tri-county mall area. I DO NOT DO CAR DATES OR OUTCALLS, EVER! If you schedule with me and no show or don't reschedule two hours prior to our session just move on. I keep my clients per day limited to one or two. My incall is clean and smoke free. Love ya, Roxie! 513 912 8615.

Not in Tri-county. Not clean. Not smoke free. And most definitely, not ALONE!

This one was maybe the most awkward and scary dream that I have ever had. She will call you at 3:00 in the morning. Goes by a few different numbers and names. In the following ad she goes by Rissa and has bad comments. https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...ost/5133949349.

She will go over numerous VERY detailed acts and amounts and want you to specify which exactly act you want and how much your spending.

Does the crazy, can you get me some smokes thing to make sure your not a cop. Look, if you advertise on here and ask for a user names, know that I am senior, and go through this, then why be on this site? I honestly think she wanted to make sure that she didn't attempt to rob a cop.

Has numerous calls and crazy text to let me know that I'm dealing with a crazy person. She was the most deranged girl that I have ever met.

Then she tells me she is alone and there are three cars in her driveway. She then tells me I can look around her house. First thing she ask me, "is do you have the money". Walks you into a room and ask you to get naked and disappears. I follow her to the other room and she ask me to get the room and get naked. I don't. I follow her and notice another room. There is a guy in there. She says it's just her roommates boyfriend. She then walks me to the bedroom and ask me to undress, and then she picks up her phone and starts texting. She then asks for me to put the money down. I had not undressed. I felt that I was about to get robbed, put on my shoes and left. She was yelling at me the whole time about paying first. If she wants this work and has only one review, she should go by the sites recommendations for payment.

There were so many red flags and I knew I was going to get robbed. She may not rob everyone but she is dangerous enough that someone will eventually get hurt.

Wasn't Roxie one who was touted as a UTR somewhere on here, then showed up as an advertiser about the same time? Can't find the post, but it was from a Lenny (plus numbers).

[Hooter12]

Finally got to see Becky after ghosting me some time back. This time communication was good. Had to get a room as her incall is highly unadvisable, even by her. Pictures are a bit flattering but not too much out of line. I think her weighing 120 per the ad is a bit conservative. Just a tiny bit heavier and a little flabbier. Really good attitude and is GFE as stated but very mechanical. No fake moans and is very quiet but all positions and requests agreed to. No clock watching. Never really did ask for the donation but of course I gave it to her at the end. Donation a little higher in my opinion to what she is worth in my book. But with her good attitude and willingness to please I would repeat. So I recommend.

[Nonetheless]

This is her ad:

Hello, I'm Roxie. Allow me to tell you about myself. I'm 27 with long legs, perky nipples on B cup breast. I'm also GFE. Everything with me is covered. FS and Anal. YES, I do Anal! No switch hitting. I also do BBBJ with swallow. NO rimming. DTAY I absolutely love it! You MUST provide your USA handle when contacting me. I am the girl in the pics! No pain or rough stuff. I have my own private residency in the Tri-county mall area. I DO NOT DO CAR DATES OR OUTCALLS, EVER! If you schedule with me and no show or don't reschedule two hours prior to our session just move on. I keep my clients per day limited to one or two. My incall is clean and smoke free. Love ya, Roxie! 513 912 8615.

Not in Tri-county. Not clean. Not smoke free. And most definitely, not ALONE!

This one was maybe the most awkward and scary dream that I have ever had. She will call you at 3:00 in the morning. Goes by a few different numbers and names. In the following ad she goes by Rissa and has bad comments. https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...ost/5133949349.

She will go over numerous VERY detailed acts and amounts and want you to specify which exactly act you want and how much your spending.

Does the crazy, can you get me some smokes thing to make sure your not a cop. Look, if you advertise on here and ask for a user names, know that I am senior, and go through this, then why be on this site? I honestly think she wanted to make sure that she didn't attempt to rob a cop.

Has numerous calls and crazy text to let me know that I'm dealing with a crazy person. She was the most deranged girl that I have ever met.

Then she tells me she is alone and there are three cars in her driveway. She then tells me I can look around her house. First thing she ask me, "is do you have the money". Walks you into a room and ask you to get naked and disappears. I follow her to the other room and she ask me to get the room and get naked. I don't. I follow her and notice another room. There is a guy in there. She says it's just her roommates boyfriend. She then walks me to the bedroom and ask me to undress, and then she picks up her phone and starts texting. She then asks for me to put the money down. I had not undressed. I felt that I was about to get robbed, put on my shoes and left. She was yelling at me the whole time about paying first. If she wants this work and has only one review, she should go by the sites recommendations for payment.

There were so many red flags and I knew I was going to get robbed. She may not rob everyone but she is dangerous enough that someone will eventually get hurt.

Good review brother, I'm very proud that you didn't wimp out and give her the money. I read too many stories here, whereas guys feel obligated and then get burned.

I with you 100% if more people speak up like this the rest of the girls will get the message or starve for their dope.

[JoeBogus]

Was going to see her Friday. Boy did I dodge a bullet. Thanks for the review.

This is her ad:

Hello, I'm Roxie. Allow me to tell you about myself. I'm 27 with long legs, perky nipples on B cup breast. I'm also GFE. Everything with me is covered. FS and Anal. YES, I do Anal! No switch hitting. I also do BBBJ with swallow. NO rimming. DTAY I absolutely love it! You MUST provide your USA handle when contacting me. I am the girl in the pics! No pain or rough stuff. I have my own private residency in the Tri-county mall area. I DO NOT DO CAR DATES OR OUTCALLS, EVER! If you schedule with me and no show or don't reschedule two hours prior to our session just move on. I keep my clients per day limited to one or two. My incall is clean and smoke free. Love ya, Roxie! 513 912 8615.

Not in Tri-county. Not clean. Not smoke free. And most definitely, not ALONE!

This one was maybe the most awkward and scary dream that I have ever had. She will call you at 3:00 in the morning. Goes by a few different numbers and names. In the following ad she goes by Rissa and has bad comments. https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...ost/5133949349.

She will go over numerous VERY detailed acts and amounts and want you to specify which exactly act you want and how much your spending.

Does the crazy, can you get me some smokes thing to make sure your not a cop. Look, if you advertise on here and ask for a user names, know that I am senior, and go through this, then why be on this site? I honestly think she wanted to make sure that she didn't attempt to rob a cop.

Has numerous calls and crazy text to let me know that I'm dealing with a crazy person. She was the most deranged girl that I have ever met.

Then she tells me she is alone and there are three cars in her driveway. She then tells me I can look around her house. First thing she ask me, "is do you have the money". Walks you into a room and ask you to get naked and disappears. I follow her to the other room and she ask me to get the room and get naked. I don't. I follow her and notice another room. There is a guy in there. She says it's just her roommates boyfriend. She then walks me to the bedroom and ask me to undress, and then she picks up her phone and starts texting. She then asks for me to put the money down. I had not undressed. I felt that I was about to get robbed, put on my shoes and left. She was yelling at me the whole time about paying first. If she wants this work and has only one review, she should go by the sites recommendations for payment.

There were so many red flags and I knew I was going to get robbed. She may not rob everyone but she is dangerous enough that someone will eventually get hurt.