USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

[JoeBogus]

Had a return visit to Susan40 this afternoon.

Her incall location is in a rundown apt building in the Carthage area and I wouldn't be likely to visit the area after dark, but it was fine for a daylight visit. The inside is somewhat messy and smells of smoke (less so in the bedroom area). Not enough to get on my clothes.

Overall, it was even a bit better than my first visit since we had dreamed together before. Nice oral skills, and since she advertises a low priced Blo & go, I could have settled for that, but decided to go CFS instead after an initial BBBJ to get things started.

Nice lady and I would continue to recommend.

P.S. Someone else is posting her ads because she has no computer and they used the wrong handle on her last ad. YourGrl19. The same person may also be posting for Heidi as well because her last ad had the same handle.

Stay safe.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Can't find any info on this one last four 6921 Kristy Middletown area. She did send me pics. Looks ok to me anyone have anything to add. I may just TOFTT.

[Cincyman513]

It amazes me how such a diverse group of people always seem to have phone trouble. I've talk to two providers about this and they were honest saying that they usually dbl book or just change their minds the last min. I asked them how they have trouble with scheduling when they have smart phones with calendars, neither one could give a good answer. I've had five cancellations that I can remember and only one called me before I left the house. That in my book is ok, no time or gas wasted. The others I guess had phone trouble when I was close. If we are chatting all day and agree on a time for later in the day which is normally what happens. The time for you to cancel is when I send the text saying I'm on my way. Don't say ok, can't wait to see you if you're really not in the mood or just got an I'm on my way text from someone else five min ago.

Csb.

Absolutely amazing.

[TriStateTori]

Monday was difficult. It seems the full moon created crazy where most people were only a little nuts. After a long and difficult day, however, I was finally able to tear away and go see a provider. I sent messages to two others, but got no responses. Tori, however, answered her own phone. When I asked to meet her, she had no problem, and she gave great directions to her incall. Within an hour I arrived at a safe, clean incall location. It was about as inconspicuous as I have ever visited, and I felt absolutely fine about having a safe visit from the first moment.

The room was clean and well-kept. The ladies were both beautiful, clean, and well-maintained. I asked for an hour, and after some small talk they began an amazing full-body, four-hand massage. They were both excellent! After the massage, they washed off the lotion with clean, warm washcloths, and we commenced the FS portion of our visit. Sam was especially frisky, and we made out while Tori provided some top-quality BBBJ service. Tori could have made me finish early, but I was determined to make this duo session last the full hour. These women were just too beautiful to miss that opportunity.

Without giving a play-by-play commentary, I was impressed with the skills and attitude of both ladies. I have to admit that I felt a better chemistry with Sam, and I think both of them recognized that, too. However, Tori was exceptional, and I would not hesitate to see her again as a solo.

HER NAME: TriStateTori and Sam.

General area of town: 275 Beltway east.

How might one find her: http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...e-Monday-.html.

Did she look like her pictures? Yes (the pictures aren't very large, so its kind of hard to tell).

Boobs: Tori's are baseball-sized implants with wonderfully-perky nipples. Sam's are a bit larger and all-natural. Both are fantastic.

General body type: Tori is a spinner. Sam is a little fluffier, but if you've read my reviews you know that she's EXACTLY what I want in a woman. Not even close to a bbw (except the beautiful part).

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Very Easy.

Was she on time? Yes.

How did you set it up? Texting 40 times? Or what? I called on the phone to schedule, and called from the parking lot to get a green light and room number. That's it.

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not). Never asked for any.

Incall? Outcall? Car date? Or what? Incall at clean, safe establishment.

Safety of incall and safeness of neighborhood. (These are definitely different.). Safe and secure. Neighborhood was fine.

Was the incall clean? Yes. Very.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Nope. On clean sheets.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe). Both were impeccably clean.

Smoking smell: None whatsoever. I would be very surprised if either of them smoke.

Attitude: Warm and friendly. Truly a GFE.

Skill: 9.

Performance: 9.

Comfortability level: 9.

Chemistry: 9.

Personality: 9.

MENU: BBBJ, CFS, CG, GFE, DATY, lfk, dfk.

Is she a kisser? Both were.

Her finishing move today? Today the finishing move was missionary while having my balls tantalized by a second lady. A WONDERFUL experience!

Did she provide clean up after the pop? Yes. Warm, clean washcloth.

What was her specialty? Tori seems to go toward BBBJ. Sam is a great kisser, and was lots of fun making out.

Overall pros: (reasons a monger might want to see her). Safe. Clean. Skilled. Safe. Clean.

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see her). Can't think of any right now.

Cost: $$. 5 for FS duo for an hour.

Overall value: Great value.

Would you repeat or recommend? And why? I will repeat. I highly recommend.

Thank you so much, babe. We had tons of fun spending time with you and look forward to seeing you again. We really appreciate the flattering review!!

Until next time.

X's & O's.

Tori & Sam.

[DavidNgrk]

Sorry to hear about your tough day between Tay and Remmy. I do, however, have to confess that this additional tidbit of information could have been left out. If we start the habit of posting every time one of us "rubs one out", A2 will have to double his server capacity and that's just to handle the Cincinnati load (yes, pun totally intended).

Couldn't resist. LOL. Have a great day.

Dz.

Just had to because of the frustration. BTW there's some great stuff under the "stockings" category on xhamster. Love girls in the thigh highs.

[CinSityBoy]

I try to let my provider know my arrival time within 5 minutes and I usually text several times during the drive. That way I'm sure she knows where I am and I know she's going to be there. Doesn't always work and the courtesy is not always returned. However, it's the right thing to do and, more often than not, is appreciated by the provider.

I figure karma can be a * so I do my best to avoid it. Got enough already! LOL.

It amazes me how such a diverse group of people always seem to have phone trouble. I've talk to two providers about this and they were honest saying that they usually dbl book or just change their minds the last min. I asked them how they have trouble with scheduling when they have smart phones with calendars, neither one could give a good answer. I've had five cancellations that I can remember and only one called me before I left the house. That in my book is ok, no time or gas wasted. The others I guess had phone trouble when I was close. If we are chatting all day and agree on a time for later in the day which is normally what happens. The time for you to cancel is when I send the text saying I'm on my way. Don't say ok, can't wait to see you if you're really not in the mood or just got an I'm on my way text from someone else five min ago.

Csb.

[Dweezil]

I just went home a rubbed one to Russian porn on xhamster.

Sorry to hear about your tough day between Tay and Remmy. I do, however, have to confess that this additional tidbit of information could have been left out. If we start the habit of posting every time one of us "rubs one out", A2 will have to double his server capacity and that's just to handle the Cincinnati load (yes, pun totally intended).

Couldn't resist. LOL. Have a great day.

Dz.

[ClassASweetie]

I had a dream this afternoon with these two lovely ladies. I will not go into great detail on here but you can pm me for details. I will say these two ladies are a great time and totally worth the cost of admission. They are very sweet and comforting and it was a great GFE with the two of them. Their pics don't do them justice. They are very attractive and thick, just the way I like them. I recommend a visit and I will most certainly visit again.

HER NAME: Sweet Sexy Sandy and Summer1.

General area of town: NKY.

How might one find her: http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...All-Week-.html.

Did she look like her pictures? Yes, however both are more attractive in person.

Boobs: Both were large and real. Both are fantastic.

General body type: Both are thick girls but exactly my body type. Pics are accurate examples of body types.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Very Easy.

Was she on time? Incall and I was running ahead of schedule and was welcomed and we started early.

How did you set it up? Texting 40 times? Or what? Set up thru email (my preferred way) and it was very quick and painless.

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not). I didn't have any but I do now. Thank you Sandy and Summer.

Incall? Outcall? Car date? Or what? Incall at clean, safe residence.

Safety of incall and safeness of neighborhood. (These are definitely different.). Safe and secure. Neighborhood was fine.

Was the incall clean? Yes.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes but everything was clean and felt right.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe). Both were clean and freshly showered.

Smoking smell: Very faint smell, nothing to interfere with my dream.

Attitude: Warm and friendly. Truly a GFE.

Skill: 9.

Performance: 9.

Comfortability level: 9.

Chemistry: 9.

Personality: 9.

MENU: BBBJ, CFS, GFE, DATY, lfk, dfk, duo.

Is she a kisser? Both were.

Her finishing move today? Today the finishing move was missionary while LFK the other.

Did she provide clean up after the pop? Yes. Shower offered and taken after the dream.

What was her specialty? Summer BBBJ and is a great kisser, and was lots of fun making out. Sandy was a great kisser and very responsive to DATY.

Overall pros: (reasons a monger might want to see her). Safe. Clean. Skilled. Safe. Clean. Friendly.

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see her). Can't think of any right now.

Cost: $$. 2 for CFS duo for an hour.

Overall value: Great value.

Would you repeat or recommend? And why? I will repeat. I highly recommend.

We had lots of fun too babe and definately would love to dream again with you. You are a Fantasic gentlemen and we can't wait to dream again. Muah.

[SamTheMan5]

I know hiccups happen in this hobby but boy is it frustrating. I had a 4 PM confirmed with Tay after reading all the good reviews and her sword swallowing skills. Get off exit and then radio silence. Finally about 530 get a text that roommate was around and will be for a while. At least she did text back at 1044 PM that she could see me then.

Also tried Remmy but got the radio silence after a few text exchanges. She texted back saying she had phone issues.

I just went home a rubbed one to Russian porn on xhamster.

This is just part of the game IMO. I know when I leave the house there's a chance it'll fall through. We aren't scheduling with doctors or lawyers. Most don't give two shits about your time. Odds are theyre balancing a number of guys / appts along with their life drama. And if they're in this business, they are surrounded by drama. They'll tell you they didn't make it, but they do- with the baby daddies, the drugs, the pimps, etc.

It's kinda like mining. Sometimes you find a gem, sometimes you find dirt. Either way, it costs you time and money-.

Sam.

[JLZ61]

I try to let my provider know my arrival time within 5 minutes and I usually text several times during the drive. That way I'm sure she knows where I am and I know she's going to be there. Doesn't always work and the courtesy is not always returned. However, it's the right thing to do and, more often than not, is appreciated by the provider.

I figure karma can be a * so I do my best to avoid it. Got enough already! LOL.

That's really frustrating, but we've all been there at one time or another. Ladies, that's poor business. If you can't see a guy, tell him. If we can't make an appointment to see you, I know you appreciate a call cancelling the appointment.

Treating one another with the same courtesy we use in other business transaction makes for good relationships and better experiences.

Thwack!

[BuyingSmiles]

That's really frustrating, but we've all been there at one time or another. Ladies, that's poor business. If you can't see a guy, tell him. If we can't make an appointment to see you, I know you appreciate a call cancelling the appointment.

Treating one another with the same courtesy we use in other business transaction makes for good relationships and better experiences.

Thwack!

Can't fix stupid! Some of the ladies in this business are not to fucking bright. They don't understand there other options with pussy and oral skills as good if not as theirs.

[Thwack]

I know hiccups happen in this hobby but boy is it frustrating. I had a 4 PM confirmed with Tay after reading all the good reviews and her sword swallowing skills. Get off exit and then radio silence. Finally about 530 get a text that roommate was around and will be for a while. At least she did text back at 1044 PM that she could see me then.

Also tried Remmy but got the radio silence after a few text exchanges. She texted back saying she had phone issues.

I just went home a rubbed one to Russian porn on xhamster.

That's really frustrating, but we've all been there at one time or another. Ladies, that's poor business. If you can't see a guy, tell him. If we can't make an appointment to see you, I know you appreciate a call cancelling the appointment.

Treating one another with the same courtesy we use in other business transaction makes for good relationships and better experiences.

Thwack!

[LuvdaLadys14]

I know hiccups happen in this hobby but boy is it frustrating. I had a 4 PM confirmed with Tay after reading all the good reviews and her sword swallowing skills. Get off exit and then radio silence. Finally about 530 get a text that roommate was around and will be for a while. At least she did text back at 1044 PM that she could see me then.

Also tried Remmy but got the radio silence after a few text exchanges. She texted back saying she had phone issues.

I just went home a rubbed one to Russian porn on xhamster.

I can't understand why it's always the phone's fault. These ladies need the phone as a means to an end. (read as: a tool of the trade) So, why some ladies don't have reliable service is beyond me. A conundrum for sure. I always have service unless I'm deep in a big box store. They can't get business if the PHONE is inoperable. I do feel at times it's just a piss poor excuse for too busy with other things, sleeping in or got a better deal. Add your own excuse here:

Luv.

[DavidNgrk]

I know hiccups happen in this hobby but boy is it frustrating. I had a 4 PM confirmed with Tay after reading all the good reviews and her sword swallowing skills. Get off exit and then radio silence. Finally about 530 get a text that roommate was around and will be for a while. At least she did text back at 1044 PM that she could see me then.

Also tried Remmy but got the radio silence after a few text exchanges. She texted back saying she had phone issues.

I just went home a rubbed one to Russian porn on xhamster.

[MoMan571]

I had a dream this afternoon with these two lovely ladies. I will not go into great detail on here but you can pm me for details. I will say these two ladies are a great time and totally worth the cost of admission. They are very sweet and comforting and it was a great GFE with the two of them. Their pics don't do them justice. They are very attractive and thick, just the way I like them. I recommend a visit and I will most certainly visit again.

HER NAME: Sweet Sexy Sandy and Summer1.

General area of town: NKY.

How might one find her: http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...All-Week-.html.

Did she look like her pictures? Yes, however both are more attractive in person.

Boobs: Both were large and real. Both are fantastic.

General body type: Both are thick girls but exactly my body type. Pics are accurate examples of body types.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Very Easy.

Was she on time? Incall and I was running ahead of schedule and was welcomed and we started early.

How did you set it up? Texting 40 times? Or what? Set up thru email (my preferred way) and it was very quick and painless.

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not). I didn't have any but I do now. Thank you Sandy and Summer.

Incall? Outcall? Car date? Or what? Incall at clean, safe residence.

Safety of incall and safeness of neighborhood. (These are definitely different.). Safe and secure. Neighborhood was fine.

Was the incall clean? Yes.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes but everything was clean and felt right.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe). Both were clean and freshly showered.

Smoking smell: Very faint smell, nothing to interfere with my dream.

Attitude: Warm and friendly. Truly a GFE.

Skill: 9.

Performance: 9.

Comfortability level: 9.

Chemistry: 9.

Personality: 9.

MENU: BBBJ, CFS, GFE, DATY, lfk, dfk, duo.

Is she a kisser? Both were.

Her finishing move today? Today the finishing move was missionary while LFK the other.

Did she provide clean up after the pop? Yes. Shower offered and taken after the dream.

What was her specialty? Summer BBBJ and is a great kisser, and was lots of fun making out. Sandy was a great kisser and very responsive to DATY.

Overall pros: (reasons a monger might want to see her). Safe. Clean. Skilled. Safe. Clean. Friendly.

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see her). Can't think of any right now.

Cost: $$. 2 for CFS duo for an hour.

Overall value: Great value.

Would you repeat or recommend? And why? I will repeat. I highly recommend.