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[Jdinh79]

Had a dream where I met Remmy, very cool gal. My first time seeing her but felt very comfortable and relaxed. If you haven't already seen Remmy I highly recommend you do!

[JJLuvv]

I had a dream with cincyfungirl the other night. She is great, great personality, easy on the eyes, and definitely aims to please.

Can you PM me her phone? I can't find her ad and I had contacted her earlier this week.

[PillowTalk69]

Where does she advertise?

Thanks,

BFDeal.

The USA CLASSIFIED section with several posts there PT.

[Chillfip]

You will find her very accomondating, good skills, pretty lady with a great ass for being in her 40's. One of my faves when she was in NKY.

I had hoped to write a review of Heidi today. I have read some very nice things about her services and some NOT very nice things about her dependability. I realize that she has come through some trying times recently and we all should give her some slack for that. However, what I think Heidi has to decide is whether she is in the hobby or not. Intially, some months ago, before her misfortune, I tried to contact her by phone to make an appointment. Her phone would always go to voicemail but never did I ever receive a return call. At that time, several reviews suggested that she was hard to get hold of so I chalked it up to her busy schedule. Recently, a fellow monger suggested that the best way to get through to Heidi was to text her. Now, I am an older dawg and not too fond or proficient at texting but thought, "what the hell", I'll give it a try.

Bingo. Texting seemed to do the trick. In a series of texts, she sent me information about the "special" she was running, the hotel she was using in Norwood / Pleasant Ridge, and her availability. I texted to make an appointment and just waited. And waited. And waited. And NOW the true sound of the "crickets chirping. " So, I reasoned that Heidi must have gotten busy and just couldn't get back to me in a timely manner. She did not get back to me at all, however. I waited a couple of weeks and tried the texting route again. Texted her early one morning and asked when her first available appointment would be. Within two minutes she texted back, "the sooner the better. " ALRIGHT, I thought. FINALLY. We texted back and forth a few more logistical messages and then I asked her what her room number was and how could I get into the hotel. Long silence. I texted again and asked if I could CALL her to discuss how to get into the hotel and find her room. She agreed, and I did talk to her on the phone. At least I think it was her. It was a woman who said to come to the Hotel in Pleasant Ridge and call when I was close or in the parking lot.

Thought my dream was about to be realized. You know that feeling of anticipation that you have as you drive toward a new adventure in a a new hotel with a new provider. My trip was about half-an-hour but I was barely into the car when she texted me again. Her text read, "how long are you going to stay with me?" I am not a proficient texter in the best of conditions but texting while driving would definitely lead to my own death and possibly, regrettably, the death of innocent others. So, I called her and told her that I could not text while driving but I would be happy to talk with her via voice. She asked again how long I intended to stay. She wanted to know because she said that another girl wanted to use the room and she didn't want to rush. I told her I would only need half an hour and then she asked if I could give her a little more time to "get ready" and take a shower. I agreed to give her 15 minutes but time was of the essence for me. She agreed and we hung up. Next she calls me back and says that I should meet her at the entrance near the swimming pool but she is still running a bit behind her time.

I pull into a fast food place across the street from her hotel and get a cup of coffee and wait. And wait. And wait. I call her number. No answer. I text her number. No answer. Finally, I decide to drive over to the pool and park and wait to see if she appears at the door. To my surprise there are several "young ladies" walking in and out and hanging about that poolside entrance. So, I reasoned that one of them could be Heidi. I park. I walk over to the door and a thin but attractive auburn haired girl ushers me through the door and says to follow her and she will take me to Heidi's room. I follow and she stops at Room # 460 and knocks. No answer. She then says, "I am not Heidi, I am a friend of hers and I need to use this room. Would you (meaning me) mind waiting?" Mind you we are still standing outside the door and NO ONE is going in. I told her that I would prefer to discuss this with Heidi and perhaps we could all work something out. "OK", she says and knocks again on the door. Still no answer. Next she dials her smart phone. Still no answer. She tells me to call Heidi on my cell phone. I dial the number, no answer. NO ANSWER I am standing purportedly right outside Heidi's door and she flakes the fuck out.

OK. Each of us has written about how refreshing it is to find a provider who "gets it". Who understands there is a business / commercial aspect to all these interactions. I am just one case but from my perspective, Heidi does NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE her business. I had her money in my pocket and she could not take the time to even open her door to take it. I don't get it. Now I wish that I could write a sufficiently powerful complaint about Heidi that no monger would ever dial her again. Alas, we all know that is unrealistic. All I can do is share my experience which was a complete waste of time but a great savings of money. I put that money to better use later that day with another provider who is not new to me but is so very dependable. It was a nice morning for a drive to Norwood / Pleasant Ridge that morning. The hotel seemed to be running a brisk business in social interaction that morning. I resisted calling the front desk and telling them that I knew they had hookers running business out of several rooms and I intended to call the police an tip them off. That was just an ugly, passing temptation, though. I don't want to make it harder for my fellow mongers. Actually, I don't really want to make it harder for the undependable providers either. I just like an honest game.

So, Heidi will never see a penny from me. In my opinion she is a flake. They say that "cream rises to the top" but it is also true that "shit floats". In either case, it is important to discriminate between the two. Be safe my fellow mongers.

[BFDeal]

Where does she advertise?

Thanks,

BFDeal.

I was headed downtown and was able to arrange something with her a couple hours in advance as a sort of pit stop in my dream. Was pleasantly surprised with everything. Attitude, looks, body, conversation. I was enjoying myself so much I didn't exactly use my whole time I scheduled for. I left embarassed and walked out with my tail between my legs. I'm saving up to come back for a little more with her. Like a previous poster said, if you like the pics you will love your time. Thanks khloe. Be good to her guys.

[Stormyoneonly]

I know what you are saying! That girl could suck a hard boiled egg through a soda straw!

I don't know if I want to take that challenge on I might lose that one but, I would try my hardest to get it done!!

Have a great weekend and can't wait to see you again!!

XOXO,

Stormy.

[Stormyoneonly]

Met with Stormy recently and just as her ad reads, I am kicking myself for not enjoying her sooner. Set up was a simple process & hassle free.

As soon as I walked through the door, she greeted me with kisses & then dropped straight to her knees. I enjoyed that view for several moments. This lady's oral skills are top notch! We moved to the bed where she squirmed, squealed, and squirted several times. Very responsive woman! She spoiled me a while longer with her face buried in my crotch until I had to feel being inside of her.

I had a wonderful time with her and highly recommend her to anyone wishing an outstanding session. I generally do not repeat but will be seeing her again. Play safe, DGD.

I had a wonderful time and will gladly see you again anytime! By the way the present you left for me I finally figured out how to get it out! Thank you for the great time and I was so happy I could unwrap you!

XOXO,

Stormy.

[Khloe513]

I was headed downtown and was able to arrange something with her a couple hours in advance as a sort of pit stop in my dream. Was pleasantly surprised with everything. Attitude, looks, body, conversation. I was enjoying myself so much I didn't exactly use my whole time I scheduled for. I left embarassed and walked out with my tail between my legs. I'm saving up to come back for a little more with her. Like a previous poster said, if you like the pics you will love your time. Thanks khloe. Be good to her guys.

Aww thank you sugar. We didn't spend much time together but I enjoyed making you happy! Everything was very easy going with you. Thanks for a great review and time. Can't wait to see you again!

Xoxo -Khloe.

[RodeoClown928]

Met with Stormy recently and just as her ad reads, I am kicking myself for not enjoying her sooner. Set up was a simple process & hassle free.

As soon as I walked through the door, she greeted me with kisses & then dropped straight to her knees. I enjoyed that view for several moments. This lady's oral skills are top notch! We moved to the bed where she squirmed, squealed, and squirted several times. Very responsive woman! She spoiled me a while longer with her face buried in my crotch until I had to feel being inside of her.

I had a wonderful time with her and highly recommend her to anyone wishing an outstanding session. I generally do not repeat but will be seeing her again. Play safe, DGD.

I know what you are saying! That girl could suck a hard boiled egg through a soda straw!

[Member #5522]

Met with Stormy recently and just as her ad reads, I am kicking myself for not enjoying her sooner. Set up was a simple process & hassle free.

As soon as I walked through the door, she greeted me with kisses & then dropped straight to her knees. I enjoyed that view for several moments. This lady's oral skills are top notch! We moved to the bed where she squirmed, squealed, and squirted several times. Very responsive woman! She spoiled me a while longer with her face buried in my crotch until I had to feel being inside of her.

I had a wonderful time with her and highly recommend her to anyone wishing an outstanding session. I generally do not repeat but will be seeing her again. Play safe, DGD.

[Bckpg721]

The young lady I was going to see today was Heidi I texted with her most of the day Wednesday we agreed on a 9 am meet she told me it was a 100% meet, my last text to her was I would call her between 8:15 am & 8:30 am to get the address. To make a long story short she never answered her phone. To her credit she did text me back around 9:15 am and apologized said she over slept but by that time I was already back at work, and text her back maybe some other time. I wasn't angry she did save me some money ,and she did text back, I will try to work out another meet at another time. HL29.

You will find her very accomondating, good skills, pretty lady with a great ass for being in her 40's. One of my faves when she was in NKY.

[TotallySatisfy]

I posted something real similar over a year ago on aNotheR site.

You don't mean to pile on but you bring up a bad visit from a year ago? From my experience with cat and from the other reviews on here, it seems most that have not liked the entire session seemed to have wanted the same things, which she obviously doesn't like to do. And yes, she is a bit submissive, so if you talked for a long time and didn't initiate the action before the last half hour then that seems to have been your call. I have found her charming, sweet, funny, and a great time sexually. Good luck to everyone in your pursuits.

[Jdinh79]

I had a dream with cincyfungirl the other night. She is great, great personality, easy on the eyes, and definitely aims to please.

[HeatLeLover3]

I was headed downtown and was able to arrange something with her a couple hours in advance as a sort of pit stop in my dream. Was pleasantly surprised with everything. Attitude, looks, body, conversation. I was enjoying myself so much I didn't exactly use my whole time I scheduled for. I left embarassed and walked out with my tail between my legs. I'm saving up to come back for a little more with her. Like a previous poster said, if you like the pics you will love your time. Thanks khloe. Be good to her guys.

[Sexyblk8]

Thanks for coming to Orlando. Had a great time.