Rants and Raves

[TMeister]

If you have a philandering dick, its best not to hitch up with a Latina. Anyone remember Lorena Bobbitt? A fiery Latina who sliced off her philandering husbands dick while he slept.

Ah yes, sweet Lorena. Didn't she throw his severed cock meat into a cornfield after slicing it off? I often wonder what woulda happened if a stray dog or coyote came along and found that. Dinner or just a chew toy?

I think I remember watching the porn flick John did after his pee pee was surgically reattached. Seemed like his wee wee worked fine. I remember two ladies slurping on it and he was able to get it nice and stiff and this was before Viagra even existed.

For some odd reason, you suddenly made me very nostalgic for the 90's. Back when life was simpler and we didn't have depressing stuff like Tax Dodger Trump trying to destroy our democracy. All we had to worry about back then was Old Willy shooting his pud on Monica's blue dress and hoping she didn't sniff the stain too much on the way home LOL. Back when Presidents knew how to smile and have a little naughty fun after a hard day of work!

[Effnonit]

. . . Divorce is never brought up but I have been told that I might not wake up in the morning if I'm caught. All guns removed from our house years ago. Mostly just a menapausal Latin temper thing but yes, I am respectful toward my wife as it's simply common civility. I'll manage to persevere and thank you for your well wishes. P.S. I did wait until I was 38 to get married. In hindsight that was probably a bit too soon.

If you have a philandering dick, its best not to hitch up with a Latina. Anyone remember Lorena Bobbitt? A fiery Latina who sliced off her philandering husbands dick while he slept.

Now that the good Sgt has everyone who shares a bed suffering from insomnia brought on by wondering if they left the toilet seat up one to many times or did something else that might have their significant other ready to go all Bobbitt on their ass, I thought I'd offer a $20 solution I think will put the worry on the other set of tits in the house:

$20 4 pk of FAKE security cameras available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/WALI-Surveill...0165707&sr=8-4.

I live on a busy street in midtown and was constantly getting my yard and stuff messed with by homeless and local a**holes. Since I didn't want my personal cummings & goings (insert Beevis / Butthead laugh) recorded I bought this setup. Three screws and a AA battery each and you get a realistic camera complete with a blinking red light and I'm telling you no one can tell they are NOT recording every illegal move being made. Tell the Ball-and-Chain there's been a recent rash of neighborhood break-ins and you are the kind of man that wants to make sure any bastard coming after his wife and daughter is going to know he'll be getting the Chair if he does anything. My guess is that after a couple months of wifey not having a place to worship her pastor's c*ck while you're not home will make her horny enough to hit the treadmill and get back on the c*ck she swore to honor and obey.

[Sgt Soros]

I never dated a Latin woman but did date a few ladies of Italian stock and they have the same attitude.

"Might not wake up in the morning" was a subtle and unspoken warning if I got caught.

The upside is that back in the 90's when I did most of my philandering I found out that girls of Italian ancestry were extra fiery in between the sheets. Very sexually adventurous.

If you have a philandering dick, its best not to hitch up with a Latina. Anyone remember Lorena Bobbitt? A fiery Latina who sliced off her philandering husbands dick while he slept.

[TMeister]

I never dated a Latin woman but did date a few ladies of Italian stock and they have the same attitude.

"Might not wake up in the morning" was a subtle and unspoken warning if I got caught.

The upside is that back in the 90's when I did most of my philandering I found out that girls of Italian ancestry were extra fiery in between the sheets. Very sexually adventurous.

Well, not sure I get all your points but I am 62, retired, and have substantial savings. Divorce is not going to be an option because I'm not giving half of my life's savings and inheritance away to my spouse so I can increase my frequency of getting laid. In 10 years I won't care. My spouse is Latin and 10 years younger. All my clothes are cleaned, meals prepared daily, daughter carpooled, and the inside of my house looks like a Home and Garden photo op. I come and go pretty much as I please and I control all financial matters. So its far from perfect, but better than some. I attempt to be discrete about my activities. Had a few slip ups and confrontations. Divorce is never brought up but I have been told that I might not wake up in the morning if I'm caught. All guns removed from our house years ago. Mostly just a menapausal Latin temper thing but yes, I am respectful toward my wife as it's simply common civility. I'll manage to persevere and thank you for your well wishes. P.S. I did wait until I was 38 to get married. In hindsight that was probably a bit too soon.

[Jeep95]

Have no idea what you are talking about! It appears that you are the dumbass if you really believe that anyone wants anarchy. I mean really! Socialism is another thing and I'm sure you don't even know what it is. Police and Fire are examples of socialism, get your head around that!

ARG.

And schools, etc.

[PunkedLife]

Your bombastic rant, shows your ignorance and cluelessness. Trump has made the USA the laughing stock of the free world and beyond. He doesn't care about America. He cares only about Donald Trump. This is NOT about the Republican or Democratic party. It is about America, which is currently under attack by the alleged leadership of a person who really does not like this country based on how much destruction he has created.

I advise you to just ignore these people. You can't rationalize with them. Dude could commit murder or rape and they'd still find a way to defend him. They lost and it sickens them to realize that they are no longer the majority. Hopefully more of them repeat the other evening. Natural selection.

[Sgt Soros]

And I suppose that what happened last spring and summer as cities were looted and burned went right over your moronic, thick-brained skull. Never a word from you about that, of course. But, you won, George! Time to go out and celebrate your great victory. Do it fast though. Mighty Joe will be gone in the blink of an eye and then you can toast your ass over president harris. Yesterday was just a precursor of what is to come once your socialist lords and masters assume power and of course we will all hear more self-righteous, sanctimonious, hypocritical piety from dickwads like you.

Your bombastic rant, shows your ignorance and cluelessness. Trump has made the USA the laughing stock of the free world and beyond. He doesn't care about America. He cares only about Donald Trump. This is NOT about the Republican or Democratic party. It is about America, which is currently under attack by the alleged leadership of a person who really does not like this country based on how much destruction he has created.

[MrHobbyist]

Well, my wife has a decent sex drive but she has been a devout Christian since childhood. She begins the day with about a 10 minute bible reading, has bible study on Wednesday's and Church on Sunday's (I don't attend. I'm agnostic). She says she gets lots of opportunities but does not pursue them. I have told her to do what makes her happy as life is short and if she meets a nice man to see where it goes. Sorry, but she just doesn't seem comfortable with the idea. She's not employed outside the home and gives her credit card a pretty decent workout (not excessive) each month. She hasn't worked outside the home in 15 years and won't ever work again. She seems content to XXXXX and moan about a bad marriage but likes the stability. If she has a change of heart Mr. Hobbyist, I'll throw your name and credentials out there.

I appreciate it.

[HobbyMan51]

Talk about clueless, I guess the violent, insurrectionary, anarchist mob that laid siege to the Capitol less than 24 hours ago flew right over your itty bitty head.

DC siege updates: 4 dead, 52 arrested, 14 police officers injured after pro-Trump rioters breach US Capitol; FBI opens investigation

And I suppose that what happened last spring and summer as cities were looted and burned went right over your moronic, thick-brained skull. Never a word from you about that, of course. But, you won, George! Time to go out and celebrate your great victory. Do it fast though. Mighty Joe will be gone in the blink of an eye and then you can toast your ass over president harris. Yesterday was just a precursor of what is to come once your socialist lords and masters assume power and of course we will all hear more self-righteous, sanctimonious, hypocritical piety from dickwads like you.

[HobbyMan51]

Have no idea what you are talking about! It appears that you are the dumbass if you really believe that anyone wants anarchy. I mean really! Socialism is another thing and I'm sure you don't even know what it is. Police and Fire are examples of socialism, get your head around that!

ARG.

Lots of people out there want anarchy. Get YOUR head out of YOUR ass and take a look around sometime. Did you not notice what took place last spring and summer or was that just "peaceful" protest to a wonkhead like you? I am also quite aware of what socialism is and what its ultimate consequences are and will be once the Dems are through with us. I know lots of things. Obviously you do not.

[Niteluvr]

I'd rather take my chances with autonomous semis than some obese Trump Cuck trucker chugging a Budweiser and being distracted by his Fox Fake News text alerts LMAO.

Then do so. I'm betting than any semblance of reality or technology will fuck you up. Your real fear is to look at yourself in the mirror. Then try to confront me.

[ARegularGuy]

Enjoy your new life under a socialist, anarchist regime, dumbass. It's what you voted for. It's what you are going to get. Enjoy!

Have no idea what you are talking about! It appears that you are the dumbass if you really believe that anyone wants anarchy. I mean really! Socialism is another thing and I'm sure you don't even know what it is. Police and Fire are examples of socialism, get your head around that!

ARG.

[DudeNJ]

What is up with the price of pussy atm? Is it overall inflation, stimulus checks? Seems even grandmas are asking for $400+/ hr right now. This has to be some sort of economic indicator that can be used for investing purposes. For now UTR, Strip Clubs, and KAMPs are in my future.

Supply and demand, some providers are out of the game due to covid, those who are still providing now have less competition so they can charge more. On the other hand, you have a lot of guys with idle time, working from home with extra money to spend so there is increase demand and shortage of supply.

Same story in small business, despite a lot of small businesses going bankrupt, The Walmarts and Targets are making a killing, income, stocks, earnings for these companies is booming.

[JMAbacus]

Ermmm. Mind if I take her for a spin, sounds right up my ally! I won't use her more than once or twice a week and I'll have her home before 5:00. (or so).

Well, my wife has a decent sex drive but she has been a devout Christian since childhood. She begins the day with about a 10 minute bible reading, has bible study on Wednesday's and Church on Sunday's (I don't attend. I'm agnostic). She says she gets lots of opportunities but does not pursue them. I have told her to do what makes her happy as life is short and if she meets a nice man to see where it goes. Sorry, but she just doesn't seem comfortable with the idea. She's not employed outside the home and gives her credit card a pretty decent workout (not excessive) each month. She hasn't worked outside the home in 15 years and won't ever work again. She seems content to XXXXX and moan about a bad marriage but likes the stability. If she has a change of heart Mr. Hobbyist, I'll throw your name and credentials out there.

[JMAbacus]

Damn that's just sad a pathetic. Not calling you that but it seems the repercussions of having half your shit taken and barely being allowed to see your kids especially if she is vindictive if you have kids got men throwing your manhood away. That's just sad and just reinforces the need to properly vet women before committing. My new motto is fuck around and date and when you meet someone that is cooperative and no drama and brings something positive to your life and continues to do so even while you both are fucking other people and honest about it. Then after she's proven herself for a year then you can make her your girlfriend whether you choose monogamous or not up to what you want. Never what the ***** wants. If she don't agree with anything she can hit that door. You got to have the mindset that no matter if you met the butch yesterday or you been with her for 30 years if she chooses to leave in whatever fashion you don't even pause. Shit sounds easier than it is but if y'all stop putting a *** on a pedestal and willing to walk out on anything your not truly comfortable with then your most likely to find a half decent woman that you can be happy with. But never marriage. Can't trust a *** farther than you can see her. And with how manipulative and sneaky they are, they got no problems doing shit right in your face with the advent of technology. But donr give up bro. It's simple. Tell her your thinking of divorce. Depends on if you want to take the risk of her calling your bluff. Tell her your not attracted to her weight and that's not who you married and she need to change or be ready to gtfo. I'm sure you won't do this seeing as your going to great lengths fucking with your biology. But is it really healthy? Are you really happy? If you are then that is completely your decision to make and fuck anyone who judges it. Just hope you aint lying to yourself. Also if your not willing to put your foot down about something as simple as her weight which is easily fixable then how can you expect her to respect you with anything else. Your doing all this to avoid divorce and I'm sure you can read many stories where shit still ended in divorce. She apparently wants dick. She eventually going to get it from somewhere. Maybe from someone she respects while losing respect from you. See how easy this can lead to divorce. Just food for thought. Best wishes.

Well, not sure I get all your points but I am 62, retired, and have substantial savings. Divorce is not going to be an option because I'm not giving half of my life's savings and inheritance away to my spouse so I can increase my frequency of getting laid. In 10 years I won't care. My spouse is Latin and 10 years younger. All my clothes are cleaned, meals prepared daily, daughter carpooled, and the inside of my house looks like a Home and Garden photo op. I come and go pretty much as I please and I control all financial matters. So its far from perfect, but better than some. I attempt to be discrete about my activities. Had a few slip ups and confrontations. Divorce is never brought up but I have been told that I might not wake up in the morning if I'm caught. All guns removed from our house years ago. Mostly just a menapausal Latin temper thing but yes, I am respectful toward my wife as it's simply common civility. I'll manage to persevere and thank you for your well wishes. P.S. I did wait until I was 38 to get married. In hindsight that was probably a bit too soon.