The Darker Side of The Hobby

[Rush 2112]

Any know of any girls who like their butts spanked and their pulled?

I met 2 over the last few months but their phones are not working.

[Rush 2112]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston. ".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your Business at this convention?

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. ".

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck. ".

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm Sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't Even know your name. ".

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

[CashBubba]

The answer is not what you guys would think.

It's actually clean.

Answer to be posted in a few days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJpGHR6ofus

[Rush 2112]

So, what about Jack's comment? Why is the "I" in "AIR" not revealed, while it is in the words "IN" and "TONIGHT"?

That photo was sent to me via FB from a fiend of mine, I found it funny so I shared it.

I noticed the "I" thing too.

[Jack A Dogov]

So, what about Jack's comment? Why is the "I" in "AIR" not revealed, while it is in the words "IN" and "TONIGHT"?

In fairness to Rush2112 it's a bit of bad timing. My original post is what he quoted. After I posted it I noticed the discrepancy with the letters so I edited my post. By the time I finished editing, he must have already posted his response.

[Santa66]

So, what about Jack's comment? Why is the "I" in "AIR" not revealed, while it is in the words "IN" and "TONIGHT"?

I was just going to post the answer.

[Rush 2112]

Luck be in the air tonight?

I was just going to post the answer.

[Jack A Dogov]

The answer is not what you guys would think.

It's actually clean.

Answer to be posted in a few days.

I thought maybe "Luck be in the air tonight" but the I in air isn't turned around even though other I's are.

[Santa66]

Still waiting for the correct answer.

The answer is not what you guys would think.

It's actually clean.

Answer to be posted in a few days.

[Rush 2112]

The answer is not what you guys would think.

It's actually clean.

Answer to be posted in a few days.

[Member #5624]

Had to read it again.

Sarah was much too pretty.
She didn't do that shit at all.
Uh-uh, not Sarah.

Great face, if you mean librarian.

Tabbi was the perfect lady.
Always had her stockings straight.

Nice take on her penchant for neatness and cleanliness.

Samantha was a modern dancer.
Lean pristine transparency.

A gymnast too, I believe.

Bella drove her Chevrolet.
Into the San Francisco Bay.

Really? The Spanish looking, tallish, spinner?

[Rush 2112]

And I recognized quite a few names on the list!

There are 4 that are not from this area.

[Member #5624]

And I recognized quite a few names on the list!

Chrissy was a Catholic girl.

She held out till the bitter end.

Amber was a different type.

She's the one who put it in.

Alicia was a black girl.

I was afraid of a girl like that.

Krystal painted pictures.

Sitting down like a Buddha sat.

Boston was a nameless girl.

A geographic memory.

Tiffany was a Jesus freak.

She liked that kind of misery.

Lucy had a special way.

Of turning sex into a song.

Karen, who couldn't sing.

Kept the beat and kept it strong.

Kat was an archetype.

The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath.

Jackie thought men were second best.

To masturbating in a bath.

Carrie was a feminist.

She really had that gift of gab.

Macy's point of view was this.

Take whatever you can grab.

Amber (Little) was another girl.

Who left her mark upon the map.

Brooke liked to tie me up.

And left me hanging by a strap.

Jenna had a nightclub walk.

That made grown men feel underage.

Missy, who had a son.

Said I must go, but finally stayed.

Gigi, the last taboo.

Was shattered by her tongue one night.

Jackie brought the taboo back.

And held it up before the light.

Robyn, who knew no shame.

Was never ever satisfied.

Jeannie came and went so fast.

She didn't even say goodbye.

Nikki had a house in Venice.

Lived on brown rice and cocaine.

Kendra (skinny) had a house in Houston.

Shot cough syrup in her veins.

Darlene thought her life was empty.

Filled it up with alcohol.

Sarah was much too pretty.

She didn't do that shit at all.

Uh-uh, not Sarah.

Meagan thought that love was simple.

Turn it on and turn it off.

Veronica was complicated.

Like some French filmmaker's plot.

Tabbi was the perfect lady.

Always had her stockings straight.

Jessica was a rich punk rocker.

Silver spoon and a paper plate.

Samantha was a modern dancer.

Lean pristine transparency.

Ashely wrote bad poetry.

In a crazy kind of urgency.

Amy Turkish liked to fuck.

While wearing leather biker boots.

Brenda's strange obsession.

Was for certain vegetables and fruit.

Michelle was an artist's daughter.

The deeper image shook her up.

Nicole's mother left her father.

Christie Leigh had no such problems.

Perfect Norman Rockwell home.

Chrissy, XX, had a baby.

Left her parents, lived alone.

Bobbi joined a New Wave band.

Changed her name to Bobbi Sox.

Louise, who played guitar.

Sang songs about whales and cops.

Tarah didn't give a shit.

Was just a nihilist.

Alyssa was much more my style.

Cause she wrote songs just like this.

Jen went forty days.

Drinking nothing but Perrier.

Bella drove her Chevrolet.

Into the San Francisco Bay.

Andrea came from Ohio.

She's a Scientologist.

Miss Kelly, here's a kiss.

I chose you to end this list.

[Rush 2112]

Chrissy was a Catholic girl.

She held out till the bitter end.

Amber was a different type.

She's the one who put it in.

Alicia was a black girl.

I was afraid of a girl like that.

Krystal painted pictures.

Sitting down like a Buddha sat.

Boston was a nameless girl.

A geographic memory.

Tiffany was a Jesus freak.

She liked that kind of misery.

Lucy had a special way.

Of turning sex into a song.

Karen, who couldn't sing.

Kept the beat and kept it strong.

Kat was an archetype.

The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath.

Jackie thought men were second best.

To masturbating in a bath.

Carrie was a feminist.

She really had that gift of gab.

Macy's point of view was this.

Take whatever you can grab.

Amber (Little) was another girl.

Who left her mark upon the map.

Brooke liked to tie me up.

And left me hanging by a strap.

Jenna had a nightclub walk.

That made grown men feel underage.

Missy, who had a son.

Said I must go, but finally stayed.

Gigi, the last taboo.

Was shattered by her tongue one night.

Jackie brought the taboo back.

And held it up before the light.

Robyn, who knew no shame.

Was never ever satisfied.

Jeannie came and went so fast.

She didn't even say goodbye.

Nikki had a house in Venice.

Lived on brown rice and cocaine.

Kendra (skinny) had a house in Houston.

Shot cough syrup in her veins.

Darlene thought her life was empty.

Filled it up with alcohol.

Sarah was much too pretty.

She didn't do that shit at all.

Uh-uh, not Sarah.

Meagan thought that love was simple.

Turn it on and turn it off.

Veronica was complicated.

Like some French filmmaker's plot.

Tabbi was the perfect lady.

Always had her stockings straight.

Jessica was a rich punk rocker.

Silver spoon and a paper plate.

Samantha was a modern dancer.

Lean pristine transparency.

Ashely wrote bad poetry.

In a crazy kind of urgency.

Amy Turkish liked to fuck.

While wearing leather biker boots.

Brenda's strange obsession.

Was for certain vegetables and fruit.

Michelle was an artist's daughter.

The deeper image shook her up.

Nicole's mother left her father.

Christie Leigh had no such problems.

Perfect Norman Rockwell home.

Chrissy, XX, had a baby.

Left her parents, lived alone.

Bobbi joined a New Wave band.

Changed her name to Bobbi Sox.

Louise, who played guitar.

Sang songs about whales and cops.

Tarah didn't give a shit.

Was just a nihilist.

Alyssa was much more my style.

Cause she wrote songs just like this.

Jen went forty days.

Drinking nothing but Perrier.

Bella drove her Chevrolet.

Into the San Francisco Bay.

Andrea came from Ohio.

She's a Scientologist.

Miss Kelly, here's a kiss.

I chose you to end this list.

[Rush 2112]

Ok here is Challenge to you Mongers.

Input and participation is needed. Lets do a remake of this one hit wonder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oai3mUL-T-I

Lyrics here:

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/nails/88+lines+about+44+women_20614722. Html.

Using the Manchester area girls names. You can change the words a bit too if you like.

Post Your lines in this thread!

Lets have some fun with this.