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01-01-18 18:02 #107
Posts: 405Spankings / Hair Pulling
Any know of any girls who like their butts spanked and their pulled?
I met 2 over the last few months but their phones are not working.
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06-18-16 06:03 #106
Posts: 405A Friend sent this.
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston. ".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your Business at this convention?
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. ".
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck. ".
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm Sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't Even know your name. ".
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
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05-16-16 17:10 #105
Posts: 651Originally Posted by Rush2112 [View Original Post]
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02-19-16 21:39 #104
Posts: 405Originally Posted by Santa66 [View Original Post]
I noticed the "I" thing too.
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02-19-16 17:41 #103
Posts: 522Originally Posted by Santa66 [View Original Post]
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02-19-16 17:32 #102
Posts: 270Correct
So, what about Jack's comment? Why is the "I" in "AIR" not revealed, while it is in the words "IN" and "TONIGHT"?
Originally Posted by Rush2112 [View Original Post]
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02-18-16 18:15 #101
Posts: 405Correct
Originally Posted by JackADogov [View Original Post]
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02-18-16 18:11 #100
Posts: 522Originally Posted by Rush2112 [View Original Post]
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02-18-16 17:53 #99
Posts: 270Solve the puzzle
Still waiting for the correct answer.
Originally Posted by Rush2112 [View Original Post]
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02-13-16 08:07 #98
Posts: 405Solve the puzzle
The answer is not what you guys would think.
It's actually clean.
Answer to be posted in a few days.
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07-08-15 19:40 #97
Posts: 651So good
Had to read it again.
Originally Posted by Rush2112 [View Original Post]
Tabbi was the perfect lady.
Always had her stockings straight.
Samantha was a modern dancer.
Lean pristine transparency.
Bella drove her Chevrolet.
Into the San Francisco Bay.
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07-08-15 11:19 #96
Posts: 405Most are from Manch.
Originally Posted by PaulGlenlivet [View Original Post]
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07-08-15 10:43 #95
Posts: 651Awesome!
And I recognized quite a few names on the list!
Originally Posted by Rush2112 [View Original Post]
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07-08-15 10:24 #94
Posts: 405My version Enjoy!
Chrissy was a Catholic girl.
She held out till the bitter end.
Amber was a different type.
She's the one who put it in.
Alicia was a black girl.
I was afraid of a girl like that.
Krystal painted pictures.
Sitting down like a Buddha sat.
Boston was a nameless girl.
A geographic memory.
Tiffany was a Jesus freak.
She liked that kind of misery.
Lucy had a special way.
Of turning sex into a song.
Karen, who couldn't sing.
Kept the beat and kept it strong.
Kat was an archetype.
The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath.
Jackie thought men were second best.
To masturbating in a bath.
Carrie was a feminist.
She really had that gift of gab.
Macy's point of view was this.
Take whatever you can grab.
Amber (Little) was another girl.
Who left her mark upon the map.
Brooke liked to tie me up.
And left me hanging by a strap.
Jenna had a nightclub walk.
That made grown men feel underage.
Missy, who had a son.
Said I must go, but finally stayed.
Gigi, the last taboo.
Was shattered by her tongue one night.
Jackie brought the taboo back.
And held it up before the light.
Robyn, who knew no shame.
Was never ever satisfied.
Jeannie came and went so fast.
She didn't even say goodbye.
Nikki had a house in Venice.
Lived on brown rice and cocaine.
Kendra (skinny) had a house in Houston.
Shot cough syrup in her veins.
Darlene thought her life was empty.
Filled it up with alcohol.
Sarah was much too pretty.
She didn't do that shit at all.
Uh-uh, not Sarah.
Meagan thought that love was simple.
Turn it on and turn it off.
Veronica was complicated.
Like some French filmmaker's plot.
Tabbi was the perfect lady.
Always had her stockings straight.
Jessica was a rich punk rocker.
Silver spoon and a paper plate.
Samantha was a modern dancer.
Lean pristine transparency.
Ashely wrote bad poetry.
In a crazy kind of urgency.
Amy Turkish liked to fuck.
While wearing leather biker boots.
Brenda's strange obsession.
Was for certain vegetables and fruit.
Michelle was an artist's daughter.
The deeper image shook her up.
Nicole's mother left her father.
Christie Leigh had no such problems.
Perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Chrissy, XX, had a baby.
Left her parents, lived alone.
Bobbi joined a New Wave band.
Changed her name to Bobbi Sox.
Louise, who played guitar.
Sang songs about whales and cops.
Tarah didn't give a shit.
Was just a nihilist.
Alyssa was much more my style.
Cause she wrote songs just like this.
Jen went forty days.
Drinking nothing but Perrier.
Bella drove her Chevrolet.
Into the San Francisco Bay.
Andrea came from Ohio.
She's a Scientologist.
Miss Kelly, here's a kiss.
I chose you to end this list.
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07-08-15 10:03 #93
Posts: 40588 Lines about 44 women
Ok here is Challenge to you Mongers.
Input and participation is needed. Lets do a remake of this one hit wonder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oai3mUL-T-I
Lyrics here:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/nails/88+lines+about+44+women_20614722. Html.
Using the Manchester area girls names. You can change the words a bit too if you like.
Post Your lines in this thread!
Lets have some fun with this.