The Massholes

[ThizzleHats]

Don't want to repost here OlGary's latest exercise in erotic writing, it's way too long and excessively silly. The guy sounds like a 30-year unemployed loser, still living in his mom's basement, who didn't touch a woman in years. I recommend ignoring this idiot.

I can't! Its too funny!

[STDKing]

Who gives a fuck about her name. You mates keep giving importance to their names as if it means something or carry any relevance and why many of you sound dumber every time you get caught up trying to remember if Ella was Niko because last time she said she was Yummy and now she goes by the name of Coco, Yoyo, Popo ect. I swear every time I see you lads trying to figure out what name some chic you met gave you I shake my head in disbelief.

I don't even bother with some stupid name that she changes with every other jock and watches you idiots fight over it like morons. I just go in and go to work. You Empower them with your overhyped asinine nicknames. I could careless.

As far as prices go. Why, why should I pay more just because she was young? How do you lads allow this to be your Achilles heel.

Here's my price list..

I have literally never met a single provider who switched up names like that. Only when they go to a different location have I seen them switch up names. They give you their name so you will ask for them again and they get more money. I have had girls pretend to be another provider when I've asked for that provider by name on phone (but they only keep up the confusion long enough to get me in the room with them and get my money).

Dude, if you are capping out your full service at 80-100, I can't imagine you are having much success, and if you are getting it still, you are definitely getting lesser service. I have providers who go that low, but it is get what you pay for (usually they are older, more mechanical, or out in the boonies). Younger, more enthusiastic and more affectionate girls will often push for the 120-200 hundred range because they know they are better than the other options out there. Not saying you should pay more than you want, but your whole routine of getting the service, then under paying, is only pissing them off (and making them way more likely to accuse you of something if there is a bust——and trust me, busts happen and girls lie about guys they don't like).

[OlGary]

Who gives a fuck about her name. You mates keep giving importance to their names as if it means something or carry any relevance and why many of you sound dumber every time you get caught up trying to remember if Ella was Niko because last time she said she was Yummy and now she goes by the name of Coco, Yoyo, Popo ect. I swear every time I see you lads trying to figure out what name some chic you met gave you I shake my head in disbelief.

I don't even bother with some stupid name that she changes with every other jock and watches you idiots fight over it like morons. I just go in and go to work. You Empower them with your overhyped asinine nicknames. I could careless.

As far as prices go. Why, why should I pay more just because she was young? How do you lads allow this to be your Achilles heel.

Here's my price list.

HJ- 40. Why pay more when they just jack hammer you sometimes. No reason to pay more then m40 for a silly HJ. I see many now payin. 60 or even 80. That is just insane?

DATY- dunno how you do it. Have never taken part. Downright filthy. No thanks. You have to be stupid beyond anything to be paying them for DATY as I've seen many post on here. If you have to pay a woman to eat her pussy then you deserve to get money talen from you. They should outright be glad you do it. You should not have to pay for DATY.

CBJ- the most overblown, over paid activity on the menu I see reviewed. That should come along with FS, it's like a salad before the meal but you lads have chosen to over pay for it and make it part of the menu. LOL how silly. I have yet to pay for this portion. I usually gotten it along with FS. I see idiotic reviews of some of you claiming she took it all off and gave you a CBJ for 120. I shake my head.

CFS- 80-100 Is what I've paid. I see 140-200 by the usual lads (and in one case a moron says he uped it to 300 or more) and I'd say you are over paying there. Sorry if you dishing out that much and can't keep it at a steady 100 then yes I'd say you are paying too much.

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So did you get her name? If she was a hottie, what would you pay for a naked HJ, or DATY, CBJ, CFS? Just want to see what you would consider paying for the young ones.

[OlGary]

Don't want to repost here OlGary's latest exercise in erotic writing, it's way too long and excessively silly. The guy sounds like a 30-year unemployed loser, still living in his mom's basement, who didn't touch a woman in years. I recommend ignoring this idiot.

[OlGary]

I don't know or had a session with this Ella nor would I entertain taking part with her either seeing how many have already inflated her prices beyond reasonable reach. It is not just the grannie part you are missing in what was stated, did you see the price the cheerfully gloated?

Let me ask you lads something, how come we cannot use the same logic of the new car out the lot with a beat up provider. You know, the famous say. 'if you buy a new car, the minute you drive it out the lot the value depreciates'.

How it is that a provider with a beat up meat that's got more mileage on it then a 1998 nissan altima is getting paid extreme top dollars when half the city had their turn. How does her price keep going up, especially with each monger trying to top the next?

As far as Niko goes I am guessing this is another Niko and not that infamous granny that was being heralded as a gem only to be severely debunked and then those that tool part started confessing as to the real description.

Again if I came across them I wouldn't be impress and I'd offer what I know should be standardm take it or leave I wall out. Top many of you lads are just afraid to walk away woth your money thibking theres going to be some sort of back lash, why? Its your money. Like that gal that tried to hustle me for a lackluster pitiful job, dis not do a bloddy dam thing extra and flat out refused then had the nerve to ask for more. I replied no you didn't do more so I don't pay more.

Was that so hard to do, you tell me mate?

Are you suggesting that Ella and Niko are grannies? Have you ever actually seen them? Apologies if I missed it, but I don't recall any review from you about either of them.

[ThizzleHats]

Your Penthouse Forum want to-be post about an already well reviewed place cracks me up.

[Joe Bujian]

Are you suggesting that Ella and Niko are grannies? Have you ever actually seen them? Apologies if I missed it, but I don't recall any review from you about either of them.

[OlGary]

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You are not understanding the nature of Massholes, you're trying to talk about some other members real life and are taking this shit way to personal.

Massholes is a place to call somebody an asshole, it's not about this.

Seriously, you need to get some other interests.

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[OldtimerMa]

This asshole oldtimer ma is really a condescending prick. The guy sends me private message about his displeasure on what I speak, that has nothing to with him when I was just voicing an opinion, and rightefully so, about the state of providers coming back from China given the current situation od corona virus. It was a complete letigimate concern but this asshole whos probably a parlor employee mentioned such only one that works there would be so butt hurt.

Stating such things as, "so what if my girls came back from China, they are human and have family to care for. We provide a good service you are being hypocritical and selfish. ".

LOL, haha, I've never PMed you anything like that. And, as I mentioned to you already, I know exactly who you are (all your 20+ handles), so just fuck off, stupid POS.

[OldtimerMa]

Ahh what's the matter feeling lost little boy, you don't know how to step up & stop lying do you.

Guess your itty bitty got feeling hurt again, why so serious A2 you're to sensitive!

Oh no not another infraction, fucking putz.

Oh yeah, I remember how this dumb beech Skatar tried to place A2 on his ignore list. That was not very smart.

[Skatar018]

Ahh what's the matter feeling lost little boy, you don't know how to step up & stop lying do you.

No hard feelings, I wouldn't blame you for ignoring me, I'm an asshole. A2[/blue]

Guess your itty bitty got feeling hurt again, why so serious A2 you're to sensitive!

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Oh no not another infraction, fucking putz.

[OlGary]

I don't lractice banging some 50 year ols tale from the crypt grannies, dropping anywhere between 120 to 160 and claiming theyre hot shit like many reviews on here claim. Only to be debunked by other mongers not playing along with the lies. Its bad enough we get duped trying to find one we're comfortable with but it hurts when the deception comes from fellow mates who are encouraging the providers bait and switch practice.

This asshole oldtimer ma is really a condescending prick. The guy sends me private message about his displeasure on what I speak, that has nothing to with him when I was just voicing an opinion, and rightefully so, about the state of providers coming back from China given the current situation od corona virus. It was a complete letigimate concern but this asshole whos probably a parlor employee mentioned such only one that works there would be so butt hurt.

Stating such things as, "so what if my girls came back from China, they are human and have family to care for. We provide a good service you are being hypocritical and selfish. ".

Are you a man or woman. Papasan is that you? Just leave me alone mate, this is the you. S we are allowed to speak freely last I checked.

Hes getting HJs from 9's for 40 bux or he's walkin the fuck out! I'm sure you noticed that he has zero posts of where they are.

[ThizzleHats]

This annoying prick OlGary caught my attention, so I looked at his posting activity. Of 36 posts, there is literally no a single one that reviews anything or provides any useful info. They (the posts) are either questions or some idiotic complaints on how people pay too much or provide bad info. That said, he is obviously a silly troll and should be ignored by everyone.

Hes getting HJs from 9's for 40 bux or he's walkin the fuck out! I'm sure you noticed that he has zero posts of where they are.

[NewOld]

The whole NSA thing IS THE ONLY reason to do this. Unfortunately, THIS IS ALL that many men can actually do.

Many of us are married and / or can grab women whenever we want from wherever. But the NSA nature of parlors is unmatched. Which is what makes it hilarious when guys try to say 'gotcha' with the old 'if you're so good looking why are you paying for sex?' foolishness.

Forget the supermarket, where is this church where the ladies are handing it out like candy. Definitely everyone gets that you can meet women away from AMPs and escorts. But women in the check out line or the pews are not there to hook up. His post would ring more true if he had said something plausible (like a night club). But he is forgetting something crucial: guys here are looking for NSA hookups. You pay for that convenience.

[Skatar018]

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