The Massholes

[AllGoes]

This "unicorn" you posted pics of a blond girl with very straight hair walking down the street. Then another pic of her with black wavy hair. Is it a unicorn or a chameleon or possibly nothing at all?

I've read all your posts from Lawrence Lowell and Boston.

And you are one lucky guy, you always seem to find these rare creatures no one else can.

[OlGary]

Take the advice of one monger on here who stated that these street skanks come and go. This so called nice body here you're glorifying and taunting us with, I will bet you $100, my previous offer that she is nothing but another crack head on the clock, that in due time she will look like a zombie and you will not be bragging so much. Take the advice of some of the vets on here telling you to stop rubbing this skank in our faces as if you are king of the castle because you get to spend inflated prices on her. YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE, MATE. Taking the pics, bragging about it and rubbing it in our faces is going to come back to haunt you, trust thee.

I, personally, have met what could have been considered unicorns when they were fresh on the streets, clean as a whistle non crackhead SW girls. Like the good old days. When I'd first meet them they were dressed casual, smelled fresh out of the shower, you get a whiff of their hair gel and it erected your cock bringing you back to your college days when you were about to ram some fresh pussy.

Fast forward a few months I'd come across said unicorns and you can start to see the decline and as fast as they come on the scene looking like pearls, they fall harder. My guess is.

After a few session with the street goons, getting used up, beat up, fucked repeatedly and / or getting hooked on their poison. They fall down hill from there. You never really told us how much you're over paying this skank. Probably dropping a boat load and showering her with praise of how beautiful she is, making her feel entitled and in the process, rendering you weak. The so called boyfriend that you mentioned, he treats her like shit because to him she's just another crackhead dead beat and knows her true habits better then you.

I speak from experience when I tell you I've met some regular pretty chics and then its a shocking draw dropper to see them turn into Prunes after they got strung on the street pharmacists' poison. They've gone to lose weight, their faces will look old of stress. They'll have decayed teeth to the point of falling out.

When they get to that point and you try to pick them up to go down memory lane, they will not remember you.

I am not saying this out of jealousy but all of this from experience. Seeing you bragging, glorifying and rubbing it in the faces of others who are telling you different,. I'd be more humble and take their advice. I hope you come back to show us the pictures when she becomes a prune and not back out. Remember Caroline used to be a Unicorn, too.

Few more pics attached to shut the haters up. Sorry photos a low quality. I told her we are making a movie next LOL Like I said, she's out there in the crowd. I'd give out her number but she asked not to because of bf and the cell. I've posted pictures of her walking and described her. Want her go then go find her. She's out there.

[NiceHowMuch]

Whats funny to me is how everyone is going crazy over a 20 dollar crack addicted streetwalker. If this is the definition of a unicorn. I personally don't get it but to each there own.

I agree 100%. And the hardest part about the fucking business is minding your own.

[TheList00]

LOL you mad huh?

To be clear, a unicorn to me is a girl that's stand out of the crowd not just in looks, but service too. Right now, in my opinion, she stands out out of the girls that are currently there. I never said she was the hottest girl to have ever walked mass ave LOL all I said is this girl got a banging body and service was top notch.

You see, everyone here was going crazy over Caroline. Everyone saying she got a big ass. They forgot to leave out the fact that her belly doesn't fit in the car and her face is falling off. I simply came in and said there is a better, much better version than Caroline out there. Some of you got mad.

I'm sure if I was giving out her digits your attitude would be different.

I hope you're having a great day. Too nice not to be this mad. Honestly.

Whats funny to me is how everyone is going crazy over a 20 dollar crack addicted streetwalker. If this is the definition of a unicorn. I personally don't get it but to each there own.

[NiceHowMuch]

Idk guys, it seem like your advertising her too much, are getting a cut?

Why do you care if about her BF and stuff. I hope this isn't a spy.

Nah. No cuts. I wish. None of you guys was upset when I was giving out Caroline's number LOL. You got your option and I got mine. That's all.

[NiceHowMuch]

There have been girls out there in the last five to ten years with better bodies, asses, than your unicorn. If this is your unicorn and you are still hyping and defending her, it only shows your SW inexperience. Girls come and go. Give it a rest.

LOL you mad huh?

To be clear, a unicorn to me is a girl that's stand out of the crowd not just in looks, but service too. Right now, in my opinion, she stands out out of the girls that are currently there. I never said she was the hottest girl to have ever walked mass ave LOL all I said is this girl got a banging body and service was top notch.

You see, everyone here was going crazy over Caroline. Everyone saying she got a big ass. They forgot to leave out the fact that her belly doesn't fit in the car and her face is falling off. I simply came in and said there is a better, much better version than Caroline out there. Some of you got mad.

I'm sure if I was giving out her digits your attitude would be different.

I hope you're having a great day. Too nice not to be this mad. Honestly.

[CrazyCrouton]

As dgell, I can unequivocally confirm that I am not Crouton. I'm just a regular schmoe who recently discovered the joys of AMPs, and is on a quest to find curvy providers in said AMPs.

That said, props to CFist, whose reviews have helped n00 bs like me a lot.

Cheezefist you are fucking hilarious! That was quite touching. When you say. As Dgell, do you mean Speaking from your Dgell account? Hahahaha.

[CrazyCrouton]

I am watching in awe how this person CrazyCrouton is allowed to harass people on this board. Cheezefist, I hope you realize that Dgell is another Crouton's account? He posts something on locations or providers you are likely to respond and then he can troll you more. The dude doesn't post anything of the essence because he doesn't really go anywhere. I know that Crouton will now start squealing like a pig that I am you, but it's irrelevant. The dude is here to make trouble and fight with as many people as possible. Here is my suggestion do not respond to this idiot regardless of what he says. The only reason he keeps attacking you is that you respond to his bullshit. Look, he tried to pick the fight with WongMichael but nothing came out of it because WM ignored the crazy moron. That's the way to go.

4 posts. 4 puddles of tears.

[Dgell]

As dgell, I can unequivocally confirm that I am not Crouton. I'm just a regular schmoe who recently discovered the joys of AMPs, and is on a quest to find curvy providers in said AMPs.

That said, props to CFist, whose reviews have helped n00 bs like me a lot.

[Gianni Versace]

Few more pics attached to shut the haters up. Sorry photos a low quality. I told her we are making a movie next LOL Like I said, she's out there in the crowd. I'd give out her number but she asked not to because of bf and the cell. I've posted pictures of her walking and described her. Want her go then go find her. She's out there.

What does PAWG mean?

[Yurp5]

Few more pics attached to shut the haters up. Sorry photos a low quality. I told her we are making a movie next LOL Like I said, she's out there in the crowd. I'd give out her number but she asked not to because of bf and the cell. I've posted pictures of her walking and described her. Want her go then go find her. She's out there.

Idk guys, it seem like your advertising her too much, are getting a cut?

Why do you care if about her BF and stuff. I hope this isn't a spy.

[NiceHowMuch]

Few more pics attached to shut the haters up. Sorry photos a low quality. I told her we are making a movie next LOL Like I said, she's out there in the crowd. I'd give out her number but she asked not to because of bf and the cell. I've posted pictures of her walking and described her. Want her go then go find her. She's out there.

[Dentist Bob]

I am watching in awe how this person CrazyCrouton is allowed to harass people on this board. Cheezefist, I hope you realize that Dgell is another Crouton's account? He posts something on locations or providers you are likely to respond and then he can troll you more. The dude doesn't post anything of the essence because he doesn't really go anywhere. I know that Crouton will now start squealing like a pig that I am you, but it's irrelevant. The dude is here to make trouble and fight with as many people as possible. Here is my suggestion — do not respond to this idiot regardless of what he says. The only reason he keeps attacking you is that you respond to his bullshit. Look, he tried to pick the fight with WongMichael but nothing came out of it because WM ignored the crazy moron. That's the way to go.

[OlGary]

Exactly how many usernames do you have? When you talk about a place with a new user name make sure that user name at least reviews it first. You really are a fucking moron.

I am not Dgell. Fuck off you, crazy piece of shit!

[CrazyCrouton]

Exactly how many usernames do you have? When you talk about a place with a new user name make sure that user name at least reviews it first. You really are a fucking moron.