The Massholes

[Johnny Spades]

And I wasn't taking shots at you when I said "assholes out here". Idc if people talk shit and have fun man. It's all in good fun bro. You're a cool monger too. I've spoken to you a long time ago on pm messages. I'm Matty Mayhem. Matty1169. That's why I made the stupid comment of causing Matty Mayhem. It was just meant in good fun, that's all. To say who I am. You and Acknowledge have both always posted good stuff of escorts, that are valuable. Meaning they're good Reports. Whether they were warnings or Posts of good times with girls.

I am % infinite and beyond, not him. And maybe I'm wrong I don't know who he is, I just thought his posts / content writing, that it seemed similar to another old member. I very well could be wrong.

I think it's funny LOL the banter on this Forum and let's keep up the great Shit Talk.

[Nrlmus]

I know what he went by before, and I won't say it. But he's always posted stuff of value. And his bashing is actually a good thing. It's to knock some common sense into people. Even me once in a while need to humble myself and go punch myself in the brain like 20 times. After making bad decisions. Or go cause Matty Mayhem to assholes, like some of ya's.

Even you (Imagine that!) once in a while need to humble yourself and go punch yourself in the brain like 20 times. After making bad decisions. Or go cause Matty Mayhem to assholes, like some of us.

Amen.

You write similarly to AcknowledgeMe. I wonder why?

[Johnny Spades]

I know what he went by before, and I won't say it. But he's always posted stuff of value. And his bashing is actually a good thing. It's to knock some common sense into people. Even me once in a while need to humble myself and go punch myself in the brain like 20 times. After making bad decisions. Or go cause Matty Mayhem to assholes, like some of ya's.

[Nrlmus]

Exactly. I would never let anyone try and rob me and that's not just in this hobby but out in my life like say at the ATM or just walking home. Why would anyone just cower and give up there shit to thiefs without some kinda fight and I'm not even talking about the pimps. Woman to. I once had a woman try shit in a car date and told her to get out. Gave her a minute or two and when she wouldn't I grabbed her by her hair and dragged her ass out and kicked her while down and drove off. Fuck them. Nobody is ever going to Rob or set me up or scam me willingly without a fight.

Your fighting with people who literally have NOTHING to lose, you can't predict if they have weapons, or another dude you don't see, who just wacks you over the head with a baseball bat.

What everyone here is saying is, you DON'T fight with crazy, doped up addicts, there is no way to "win". There is no prediciting how a street fight is going to go, you could get injured or killed, easily. Was it worth it now?

No, dude, what you don't understand is that AcknowledgeMe is the baddest ass in town. Just look at his handle that screams of confidence in self worth. There is no gangbanger in Bean who'd dare to mess with him. If Mike Tyson swung at him (or bit him) I wouldn't put a penny on the Mike's well being. If 10 guys try to rob him he'd stand up to all 10 and put them all down. This is one mofo you don't mess with. Just look at his handle that should tell you something.

[Andir]

If you, good people, have not figured it out already, this GaryG dude is either Billy himself, or CrazyCrouton / Wiseass on another account. Redneck trickery — not impressive, just plain stupid.

[Andir]

Billy, you demented motherfucker. I am not GaryG and I have never posted from the GaryG account.

I am sure you know that already but being a hate-spewing sack of shit you do what you always do — fart out hateful bullshit.

Speaking of Frog, it's hard not to notice that he completely ignores you now. Billy, you have no friends here anymore. Nobody likes useless spiteful imbeciles like yourself. Go away, you degenerate fuck.

[BillyBaloney]

So Cheeze (Andir), you post from one of your puppet accounts (GaryG) asking your primary account (Andir) to review Hans / Max.

Is it okay if I nominate someone else to be evaluated? You seem to have left off the artist formerly known as Hans now known as MaxWalker! I can start with a note: when he's not mongering he likes to drink blue moon beer and watch 90's action movies.

Then your primary account (Andir) declines so the puppet account (GaryG) follows thru with the review?

I would never take it upon myself to step on your toes and evaluate someone but since you were so kind to encourage me and Max offered up some more details on himself I will say he makes a lot of posts and offers up a lot of information seems to be a lot of streetwalkers and escorts with occassional massage parlor reports so that coupled with his good nature I think I want to give him 3 balls he is a good member.

Oh, unlike the frauds here I like to add some proof:

You should, probably, ask Andir. He is, probably, the greatest contributor on this board. If anyone will know it will be him.

It us not a rumor! He is, maybe, the greatest contributor on this board and even offers to help noobs like you, ask your list and you will be bigly pleased!

Here is Frog's awesome analysis of Cheeze / Andir's unique habit of using misplaced commas especially around words like probably and maybe:.

This is too funny. I became aware of cheezefake and his many fake profiles a little while ago. I was curious what his agenda was so I was just observing. It's hilarious how when he gets into it with someone he is always quick to accuse them of using multiple profiles, all the while that's his bag, baby! He does sometimes sprinkle in legitimate intel, but it seems for every one piece of truth he spouts out 10 lies. He is full of shit.

Trickster666, CheezeFist, NewbieStyle, OldtimerMa, and I think Andir are all the same person. Looking back through their posts (what can I say, I had some time on my hands and my curiosity was piqued), it doesn't take long to see they all have the same distinct style of writing, use the same vocabulary, and make the same odd grammatical errors (dude, learn how to write). And he uses these multiple profiles to push his agendas.

They all insert commas in strange places where they don't belong. And on top of that, they all have this weird way of doing it with the word "probably". Like OldtimerMa on 7-23-19: "You are, probably, trolling,. ", NewbieStyle on 9-15-19: "She is, probably, currently the. ", Trickster666 on 8-25-19: "He, probably, showed up. ", Trickster666 on 5-27-18: "The pudgy one is, probably, not. ", NewbieStyle on 6-2-19: "That's, probably, the one you were with. ", CheezeFist on 1-5-19: "Sarah is, probably, out for a few days for an annual. ", CheezeFist on 12-14-17: "They, probably, write complaints. ".

Another funny example of the weird use of commas is in almost identical sentences by NewbieStyle and Trickster666. NewbieStyle on 8-18-19: "was wondering whether any of you, gentlemen,. ". Trickster666 on 8-30-19: "I am curious whether any of you, gentlemen,. ".

Andir, it would be so much easier if you just stuck to your main account but maybe you have a lot of time on your hands and obviously have some sort of psychosis. Please get help.

[Max Walker86]

I would never take it upon myself to step on your toes and evaluate someone but since you were so kind to encourage me and Max offered up some more details on himself I will say he makes a lot of posts and offers up a lot of information seems to be a lot of streetwalkers and escorts with occassional massage parlor reports so that coupled with his good nature I think I want to give him 3 balls he is a good member.

I stopped the street mongering. Not because its wrong, it was inexpensive fun, I don't get anything out of it anymore. Ill just cough up the money and drive to my fav spas in Rhode island.

And possibly join seeking.

[GaryG]

I've tried to be a good helpful member on here making reports. Have never messaged anyone actually unless they message me. I respect sex workers, mainly enjoy providence ri spas and I workout summer months intensely like every other guy. I like punishing High Intensity exercise. Oh and 90's action movies + blue moons.

Not sure if I know him well enough. Perhaps you could evaluate him.

I would never take it upon myself to step on your toes and evaluate someone but since you were so kind to encourage me and Max offered up some more details on himself I will say he makes a lot of posts and offers up a lot of information seems to be a lot of streetwalkers and escorts with occassional massage parlor reports so that coupled with his good nature I think I want to give him 3 balls he is a good member.

[Max Walker86]

I've tried to be a good helpful member on here making reports. Have never messaged anyone actually unless they message me. I respect sex workers, mainly enjoy providence ri spas and I workout summer months intensely like every other guy. I like punishing High Intensity exercise. Oh and 90's action movies + blue moons.

[Mattis1775]

Not sure if I know him well enough. Perhaps you could evaluate him.

Barbara (BillyBaloney) can do it since the Fucker stalks everyone's accounts.

[Andir]

Is it okay if I nominate someone else to be evaluated? You seem to have left off the artist formerly known as Hans now known as MaxWalker! I can start with a note: when he's not mongering he likes to drink blue moon beer and watch 90's action movies.

Not sure if I know him well enough. Perhaps you could evaluate him.

[GaryG]

Here is an updated version of usefulness / character assessment of several notable personalities on the board. Each of them was assigned a certain number of balls, ranging from 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest evaluation, and 1 being the lowest.

BillyBaloney / Jack617. He used to be funny years ago and was posting and sharing a lot of stuff on the board (as Jack), but then something happened to him and he turned into the hate-spewing bot. Repeats himself to the point of a complete ridiculousness. Not funny, not smart, sometimes plain stupid. Contributes nothing besides his meanness. One spiteful ball. Would give him less but one ball is the lowest evaluation.

Wiseass, not with us anymore. He was super active but mostly focused on abusing Mattis for some not quite obvious reason. Didn't really know what to make of this obsession but seemed strange. Quite nasty but not as mean as his slighter smarter duplicate BillyBaloney / Jack. The level of usefulness was quite low. One silly ball.

Sounds. How could I forget this angry individual and his thousands of posts? Sounds is posting non-stop, giving unsolicited advice and explaining things which are quite obvious to anyone after being on the board for a couple of months. This spiteful motherfucker has a stick up his ass and likes lecturing people. Very rarely posts something of value. 2 tense balls.

Mattis. He is posting a lot but less lately because picking fights with Billy seems to excite him more now than posting fantasy-enhanced stuff in review threads. Presently posts some things of value. Mattis seems to be a foreigner who doesn't know English that well, but frequent posting on the board seems to help him with his writing skills. Reasonably bright and not excessively mean. 3 foreign balls.

HappyDave. Seems to be an old dude who was around forever. His repeatedly stated favorite activity is to get naked with the massage provider and roll around with her (also naked) on the massage table. A good natured-guy but is essentially an eternal noob. 3 grey-haired balls for being friendly to everyone.

JohnGlobalCorp. This dude is embarrassingly stupid. Post nonsensical stuff and if you answer any of his PMs, you will receive literally tens of messages from him asking for details. The dude is so afraid to get in trouble, he simply doesn't go anywhere. A completely useless motherfucker. 1 ball.

DBoy111. In a constant search for big-breasted providers. Obviously someone's troll account. I think I know who this someone might be. 2 balls.

Herow is a sad clown. Wasn't active recently. Always complained about something. Quite useless but harmless. Did I mention that he likes roping up his hoes? Sorry, if I forgot to mention this. 2 sad balls.

Nrlmus. A manly man who has tried everything and been everywhere. Quite knowledgeable and may share his wisdom occasionally if asked nicely. Still unclear to me how he could be the US serviceman if he is Russian who actually came to the country from there. Well, little do I know. Used to be super bored and would start unnecessary fights with administration once in a while. 4 manly balls.

KOF. He is a legendary figure on the board who inseminated (his word!) hundreds or most likely thousands of female orifices around the globe. The dude is super generous and would share a lot, especially if given something in return. 5 diseased balls.

Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 friendly balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

Is it okay if I nominate someone else to be evaluated? You seem to have left off the artist formerly known as Hans now known as MaxWalker! I can start with a note: when he's not mongering he likes to drink blue moon beer and watch 90's action movies.

[BillyBaloney]

Tranny Fucker Mattis / MaGoo never disappoints!

This gent asks for info on H&G.

Can you please give feedback on looks. Face, body & approx. Age. Much appreciated.
PD.

MaGoo replies:

Older and nice ladies. Average looks, HE only. Massage is very good and ample parking. I personally like the woman that uses the left table.

But wait, here he is commenting on the same place saying it sucks:

It was spoken about a few times here and twice I walked away empty. From others, I decided to give it a third try and I didn't even make it to the table. The older one, I believe it was Cindy, had a serious attitude problem as soon as I walked in. I may have caught her lunch or she had a bad client prior. Either way, I turned around and left. And, she wasn't hesitant on slamming the door behind me. I don't give anyone problems and shit like that, I just keep walking. But, this one, I said "Fuck You" as I left. Definitely won't be a fourth time on this shit box shop. And, I'm sure the Chinese restaurant next to it heard me.

Remember friends, Every post he makes is complete bullshit.

[Mattis1775]

Hey Psychopathic Stalker. Now that you're allowed to use the Internet and on a role, how is Hailee's OF page? Did you offer your services since you were so curious? Yeah, she most likely turned you down after you showed your small dick and that you only suck cocks. I don't blame her for not being interested and it will ruin her portfolio.

And think about how you're going to respond as I'm very certain that your feminine fingers is itching to type. I already accepted the fact that anything out of your nasty cum soaked mouth is the following:

This report was deleted because the content of the report was pointless, unproductive drama.

Your existence is Pointless, Unproductive Drama, even on the Internet! Go away.