Alright so I look at escort ads a lot, sometimes just to see what's out there and not always just to bust a nut and I always find a good chunk of them to be very entertaining in a, "I can't believe dudes pay for that" type of way, so I'm making this thread to post about it and laugh a bit with some fellow mongers. Now I didn't think this broke any of the rules, but if so, admin might take it down and I ask you respect that and don't recreate it or give anyone shit.

However let me start...

This ad is titled Your Pleasure is My Business, http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...an-24/15700189.

And to that I say, I wish the hooker side of Jenny Craig was my business because I'd pay you with quid pro quo.

Heh.