Movie Quote Trivia Game

[PhatDaty]

It seems this thread has lost steam, so I thought I would try to revive it one last time (if for no other reason than when you here a fun quote that applies to her lifestyle, share it), but if nobody wants it anymore we can let it die a noble life.

I was watching Netflix and back-snorted my Vodka Tonic the other day when I heard this dialogue exchange in a pretty fun movie:

Doc: How many pills did he take?

Friend: A fistful.

Patient: Are you a real doctor?

Doc: Are you a real patient? Is that a real penis? Mr. Valentine you have what is called vein induced priapism, now I could give you some blood thinners to open things up a bit, but all blood in your penis has to be removed in order for fresh blood to move in.

Friend: Removed in what way?

[Doctor pulls out a large syringe that looks like a knitting needle attached to a turkey baster).

Friend: Whoa!

Patient: Oh, fuck me.

Friend: Uh I'm out of here. I'll be in the waiting room.

[Ky Guy 123]

I forgot about giving you the "correct".

My apologies, work took me away to the land of FKK houses and a true white Christmas. Kinda hate being back to be honest. Anyway. Here's a quickie:

"You can't have none of that nun Wills! None of that NUN!

Jay.

[Ky Guy 123]

Max: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?

Magnus: A fucking lie.

Max: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. ...And you know what else? It was worth it.

Not one of my faves by far, but not a bad flick all total.

[PhatDaty]

I must have been 11 when I saw that movie. Did anyone ever notice the juxtaposition of all the big pussy jokes and the predator having a terrifying vagina-mouth?

Always makes me think of this: http://youtu.be/sGjElvt4nP8.

I was a bit older, but loved the movie, but I missed the wonderful observation you pointed out--makes me appreciate it even more.

Good job, and it is now your turn to gives a great quote challenge, sir.

[PhatDaty]

That's it. I said I was doing it from memory.

"So the other day I told my old lady I would like to have a little pussy and she told me she would too because her pussy was as big as a house!

[Bearcatstyle]

If it is the classic Woody Allen flick I am thinking of, I think the quote went something more like this, but I could be wrong:

"What we did is highly illegal, and we could all be destroyed, including you, Miles.

"What do you mean destroyed?

"Your brain will be electronically simplified.

"My brain? My brain is my second favorite organ!

That's it. I said I was doing it from memory.

[PhatDaty]

I am doing this one from memory so it may not be exact.

"Take out my brain! That's my second favorite organ!

If it is the classic Woody Allen flick I am thinking of, I think the quote went something more like this, but I could be wrong:

"What we did is highly illegal, and we could all be destroyed, including you, Miles.

"What do you mean destroyed?

"Your brain will be electronically simplified.

"My brain? My brain is my second favorite organ!

[Bearcatstyle]

Give us good one.

I am doing this one from memory so it may not be exact.

"Take out my brain! That's my second favorite organ!

[PhatDaty]

Lovelace? (just going by the names).

Give us good one.

[Bearcatstyle]

Actor One: But tomorrow's Linda's big day. She needs me. Send somebody else.

Actor Two: OK. How about I send Linda for the film, and you can spend tomorrow with Harry's cock down your throat?

Lovelace? (just going by the names).

[SashaBlack]

Actor One: But tomorrow's Linda's big day. She needs me. Send somebody else.

Actor Two: OK. How about I send Linda for the film, and you can spend tomorrow with Harry's cock down your throat?

I love the chick from dear John. She's my number 1 girl to sleep with.

Is this related to the hobby because their dancers?!

[PhatDaty]

Actor One: But tomorrow's Linda's big day. She needs me. Send somebody else.

Actor Two: OK. How about I send Linda for the film, and you can spend tomorrow with Harry's cock down your throat?

[Bearcatstyle]

Got to love Terrence hill Westerns!

Hilarious movies. Your turn.

[PhatDaty]

I WANT TO PLAY!

Here is a refresher on the rules, the main two being, you have to get one to give one, and the other being that it should be connected to the hobby or at least sex:

1) Movie Quote MUST have a connotation linked to the hobby. At the very least, it should have to do with the act of sex.

2) Only the winner gets to leave a new movie quote. Please wait for the last person posting the quote to confirm that you gave the correct answer before leaving a new Movie Quote Challenge.

3) If a day or two goes by and no one has guessed the movie the quote comes from, the current challenger should try to give character or movie clues to help others guess. If the challenger fails to give timely clues, the OP will make a determination and get the thread back on track with a brand new trivia quote.

4) Submit your guess by simply listing the movie title that you believe the quote comes from.

5) If the answer you give is correct, the challenger will confirm that you are the winner, and then you can leave a new challenge for others to attempt to guess the movie that your quote comes from.

[PhatDaty]

Yeah, he was afraid that he could not pull off the Texas accent. Dan Blocker (Hoss on Bonanza said the movie was "too pinko".

Back to the game.

: I'm sorry, but I couldn't let them call Ma an old dirty (unacceptable term on this site for a provider).

: But it's true.

: Yeah, but she ain't that old.

Got to love Terrence hill Westerns!