Confessions.

[Nickle]

Not me but I had an old friend who used to run a scam involving copiers and coffee. Used to make them things look so real I woulda fell for it if I didn't sit right there and watch him do it. He used to give it to girls who were so messed up / dumb they couldn't tell the difference. All they would do is the math to make sure the amount was right. Said he never got caught. I want to try it but I'm afraid I would get addicted to the thrill of it and start down a road I don't need to go down.

[AJCamacho]

I was playing around with skout. Com and met a nice looking gal on there. The pictures was amazing. Big breast the whole for nine. After contact she was like you want to come over. I was like hell with it. Should be and easy kill. When I get there she is fucking slamming dude. So doesn't take long. She asked me to whip out the stick so she can suck it but I'm like why am I the only one taking off clothes. So she started taking off stuff and stopped at the pants. After my careful consideration of the situation. Then it hits me. PRE OP TRANNY! Holy shit! Not a adams apple, not a mustache, no body hair, no muscle build, coke bottle shape. Put a lot of the real ladies to shame. This was the best illusion of a tranny I've ever seen. Look exactly like a woman. No even the voice could have given him away. So I back down and calmly decline. Gave him word of advice and said just be real cause I could have been crazy and hurt you for this betrayal. LOL. Not everybody can deal with that kind of deception.

So I was reading and laughing at you SOBs that have picked up a Tranny. I've always known there was no way in hell I would not be able to tell before picking up the wrong chick. I hadn't heard of Skout. Com before, but sounded like a good venue to meet some gals. Despite your misfortune SOA. And I'll be damn, one of the hotest chicks on there, Alishah, turns out to be a Pre Op. Damn. If not for his full disclosure. Oh, I just don't want to think about it. It has taken away all my confidence. I guess I'm just going to have to ask every girl to show me the cookie before touching her. If you guys could see this Alishah, you'd be sayin the same damn thing! Thanks a lot SOA. I'll let you know if I see anything thats real and worth reporting.

[Calibrn]

This one was out in Lakewood. I picked up this dark skinned chick who looked aight but she was kind of skinny. Agreed on. 2 for BBBJ and FS. Lackluster BBBJ and she was complaining and whining the whole time. You know the drill. So I took. 1 back from her and left.

So I say forget it and leave. I get about a block away and I see this bad redbone older chick. Maybe late 30s early 40s but she had a monster ass and a little pouch. So I offer her. 2 and she brings me back to the same spot I was just with the other chick at. I didn't say anything about the other girl and I can hear her in the bathroom washing up. So I proceed to smash the hell out of the older chick. She did everything I ask and more. And she was screaming her ass off and I was hitting it as hard as I could so the other girl could hear.

Got up to leave and dark chick is sitting in the living room looking pissed the hell off. So I say I got your girl in there to finish what you couldn't don't be mad. She looked me dead in the eye and looked like she was about to cry and said "that's my mama"!

She gets up and runs by me and starts arguing with her mama who obviously didn't know her daughter was tricking. She was talking to her mama about always trying to fuck her boyfriends. Apparently mama just saw me in the area and just was out getting hers. Pure coincidence. She didn't know I just hit her daughter. She thought she was ashamed to bring her guy friends around.

So I politely walked in the room and handed mama the other. 10 and said thank you for finishing what your daughter wouldn't! Shit was evil I know. And all hell broke lose! What the hell you doing out here doing this! You do it mama and we need the money! If you stop smoking up everything I wouldn't have to!

Exit stage left and Bluff is gone! LOL.

I guess I should add the dark girl was in her 20's. For clarification! LOL

LMFAO! That has got to be the most epic confession ever! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! You definitely should have tried to get the both of them! LOL!

[Big Bluff]

This one was out in Lakewood. I picked up this dark skinned chick who looked aight but she was kind of skinny. Agreed on. 2 for BBBJ and FS. Lackluster BBBJ and she was complaining and whining the whole time. You know the drill. So I took. 1 back from her and left.

So I say forget it and leave. I get about a block away and I see this bad redbone older chick. Maybe late 30s early 40s but she had a monster ass and a little pouch. So I offer her. 2 and she brings me back to the same spot I was just with the other chick at. I didn't say anything about the other girl and I can hear her in the bathroom washing up. So I proceed to smash the hell out of the older chick. She did everything I ask and more. And she was screaming her ass off and I was hitting it as hard as I could so the other girl could hear.

Got up to leave and dark chick is sitting in the living room looking pissed the hell off. So I say I got your girl in there to finish what you couldn't don't be mad. She looked me dead in the eye and looked like she was about to cry and said "that's my mama"!

She gets up and runs by me and starts arguing with her mama who obviously didn't know her daughter was tricking. She was talking to her mama about always trying to fuck her boyfriends. Apparently mama just saw me in the area and just was out getting hers. Pure coincidence. She didn't know I just hit her daughter. She thought she was ashamed to bring her guy friends around.

So I politely walked in the room and handed mama the other. 10 and said thank you for finishing what your daughter wouldn't! Shit was evil I know. And all hell broke lose! What the hell you doing out here doing this! You do it mama and we need the money! If you stop smoking up everything I wouldn't have to!

Exit stage left and Bluff is gone! LOL

I guess I should add the dark girl was in her 20's. For clarification! Lol

[Big Bluff]

Aight so I was out in the bluff one night and it was kind of dry. And I finally spotted one. She was dressed kind of tomboyish with overalls on and timb boots but she had two long braids and a cap on. So I was skeptical and once she got in the car I asked her are you a girl. She said yeah I get that a lot because of how I dress. I never get picked up by people who don't know me. And I really only fuck girls so I'm only giving head.

Now did I say she was cute? LOL! So I'm sitting there the whole way to the spot she picked and I'm on the fence like that sound legit. A lesbo who don't want to give it up but I'm like let me see it let me touch it or something. She was really butched out and when I tell you it was dead she was the only one I had seen in an hour.

So she start with the BBBJ and she is really going to town but my mind is still messing with me. Again did I say she was cute as hell! So I made my move I had to know. I paid. 10 for BBBJ and I said I'll give you another. 20 for FS. Never paid that much in the bluff. She whined a little and thought about it. She said are you going to hurt me and my damn heart just sank because I knew her next words would be I'm a boy! Bluff got got!

Then she pulls off the overalls and when I tell you she was one of the finest FEMALES I have ever seen! I don't know if it was me being on edge or what but when I tell you I bent her over and rammed for like 30 minutes! LOL! She was tight and wet as hell and she loved every minute of it. She came like 3 times and kept saying I'm sorry baby. She was talking about her girl friend because she promised her she wouldn't fuck any guys.

She was hooked on me though. She even let me get two pops. I haven't seen her since!

[Zipper34]

One night about a few years back, I found this Russian girl on craigslist that advertised under the therapeutic session. I called her up, set up a time to see her, went to her place which was an apartment she worked out of, filled out some paperwork, and then got undressed and waited for her to come in the room to massage me. She was a CMT because I saw her certifications hanging on the wall in the room I was in to get my massage, but her ad on craigslist really suggested she did more. When she started massaging me, she quickly asked me what I was wanting and I told her. So she gets totally naked, and we did everything for the next hour, from blowjobs to fucking and so on. Then we took a shower together after the massage ended, then I got dressed and was getting ready to leave. She gave me a hug and some candy before I started to leave her place. She asked me to make sure I had everything and I did. However, the shit hit the fan when I pulled my wallet out of my pocket to make sure I had everything. She saw something on my wallet that resembled a badge, thus making her think I was a cop. She totally started getting all upset and losing it because she thought I was going to bust her or something, after the fact that we had totally fucked each other for an hour and all. I take a look at my wallet to see what was on it that was making her flip out. Lo and behold, it was one of those voter stickers that said "I'm a Georgia voter" that I had put on my wallet earlier in the day because I had voted earlier in the day, thought I don't think I was voting for president as this was 2 or 3 days before Christmas. I showed her it was only a sticker on my wallet, and told her to just let me leave so we wouldn't get in trouble. She did, but as I was leaving I saw the night security from the apartment heading towards her place to ask her why she was yelling. Never saw her again after that. This was a good night that turned into a disaster for me and her just over a sticker that was on my wallet. Unbelievable.

[Son Of Anarchy]

Similar situation to yours except that I was a rookie around 2001 and desperately picked up the first thing my headlights hit. Was getting domed-up when I realized that I had been tooken! I was furious but couldn't do jack shit other than walk out of the pump-and-dump and bottle that story up for the next 13 years. Learned my lesson. Before i get domed-up, i ensure the other party is stark naked!

I wish I had the picks to post. I would post the up here and make everybody guess who is the real woman and see what they would say. Its unbelievable what a doctor can do and that shit is scary man. It makes you wonder how someone could be dating someone for a few months and not know its a dude. Like what?

[Bizzy Muhn]

I was playing around with skout. Com and met a nice looking gal on there. The pictures was amazing. Big breast the whole for nine. After contact she was like you want to come over. I was like hell with it. Should be and easy kill. When I get there she is fucking slamming dude. So doesn't take long. She asked me to whip out the stick so she can suck it but I'm like why am I the only one taking off clothes. So she started taking off stuff and stopped at the pants. After my careful consideration of the situation. Then it hits me. PRE OP TRANNY! Holy shit! Not a adams apple, not a mustache, no body hair, no muscle build, coke bottle shape. Put a lot of the real ladies to shame. This was the best illusion of a tranny I've ever seen. Look exactly like a woman. No even the voice could have given him away. So I back down and calmly decline. Gave him word of advice and said just be real cause I could have been crazy and hurt you for this betrayal. LOL. Not everybody can deal with that kind of deception.

Similar situation to yours except that I was a rookie around 2001 and desperately picked up the first thing my headlights hit. Was getting domed-up when I realized that I had been tooken! I was furious but couldn't do jack shit other than walk out of the pump-and-dump and bottle that story up for the next 13 years. Learned my lesson. Before i get domed-up, i ensure the other party is stark naked!

[Pussy Dude]

Good topic but it probably won't get much burn. The grimiest shit I probably ever did with a SW was.

I had this girl who I was a regular with off Godby that was pretty decent. Can't remember her name but I used to post about her. Anyway she saw me one day and I picked her up and she looked sad. She gets in the car and starts crying. Talking about how she always liked me and how the guys treated her so bad. She told me she wanted to quit and went on and on about it. She even ended up showing me where she lived and told me she wanted me to be her regular.

She was crying and asked me could she just have the money I usually give her. So I said how can I be a regular and you are about to quit. Plus I'm horny so we cool but I got to give this money to the next girl but maybe I'll hit you up sometime. She said she needed the money so I took her to her crib. She was crying the whole time I was fucking her.

I must have hit it like 3 times for what I usually pay for one. When I'd nut she would lay there and I was trying to console her but I would get back hard. I asked her if she wanted me to stop and she said she liked me and liked how well I treated her but she was still crying. The third time she even let me to bareback.

I saw her one time after that but she was walking with a suitcase. I haven't seen her since so maybe she quit. I felt f'd up on that one.

Yeah, I think ya did man. I found a chick in Columbus, she would tell me if she got low on funds, she was going to sell some, and that she would be back. She keeps wanting me to come stay and hit it and chill because she is a cool chick, but not quite my type for long term.

[OnyxRain]

LMAO!

I can appreciate that story. The same thing happened to me, except the SW was a friggin idiot. Officer shines his light in the car. We're in the backseat. I'm telling her to say she's my girlfriend because we're clearly doing something. Officer asks to roll window down. Windows were tinted. I was very respectful and courteous to the officer. He asked me for my license, which I gave him. This chick gets so scared, instead of going along with it, she calls her pimp / daddy on the cell while the officer is talking to me. I'm like WTF. You can't be for real right now. He goes to his car to run my license and she's saying she got to let her Daddy know what's going on in case she gets arrested. I'm like, we're doing good, for now so you need to put that phone away. I guess the officer couldn't really make out what she was saying because he just sent me away with a warning.

I think I gave up the hobby for a good six months after that. Because that could've gone bad REAL quick and I just knew it was a sign. LOL.

I picked up a nice chick on metro and call myself pulling into a quiet neighborhood off perkerson road and she starts giving me and awesome BBBJ. A few cars ride by but nothing to be alarmed about. Then a Atlanta police car rides by. About two car lengths down from passing us he stops. Sits a minute then casual backs up. So I go into red alert and start matching me and her stories. So as it goes she is my girlfriend, she lives a this address we a parked in front off, yes we were in the car doing something (A little honesty goes a long way with LEO as long as the rest of the lies are matching. Lmao). So he comes over and is like what's going on here. So I tell him I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend. He asks for my license and hers. She states I live here so my license is inside and of course he didn't want us to get out the car so he rolled with it. Ran my shit and stated do I know its against the law to do what I'm doing and I can get arrested. I told him we both stay with our parents so we can't do nothing in the house. LOL. He kind of laughed his damn self and mind you my dick is hanging out this whole time under my shirt. Didn't take him long to spot it and wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure and told me to grow the hell up and get a room. Dodged me a good bullet. I'd hate to have to call home from jail to get bail money because I was charged with soliciting prostitution.

[Hargow20]

I was noticing that this street has a double yellow line. This is just another reason to go further away from where you pick up a SW and find a quiet street. I am very careful where I take a SW. I typically drive a min of 1-2 miles or more from where I pick up a SW. Try and drive on empty streets and find a area where there is only one exit. This way you reduce the amount of cross traffic and cops. Sometimes the SW's will complain, but if you explain your reasons they usually understand.

I picked up a nice chick on metro and call myself pulling into a quiet neighborhood off perkerson road and she starts giving me and awesome BBBJ. A few cars ride by but nothing to be alarmed about. Then a Atlanta police car rides by. About two car lengths down from passing us he stops. Sits a minute then casual backs up. So I go into red alert and start matching me and her stories. So as it goes she is my girlfriend, she lives a this address we a parked in front off, yes we were in the car doing something (A little honesty goes a long way with LEO as long as the rest of the lies are matching. Lmao). So he comes over and is like what's going on here. So I tell him I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend. He asks for my license and hers. She states I live here so my license is inside and of course he didn't want us to get out the car so he rolled with it. Ran my shit and stated do I know its against the law to do what I'm doing and I can get arrested. I told him we both stay with our parents so we can't do nothing in the house. LOL. He kind of laughed his damn self and mind you my dick is hanging out this whole time under my shirt. Didn't take him long to spot it and wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure and told me to grow the hell up and get a room. Dodged me a good bullet. I'd hate to have to call home from jail to get bail money because I was charged with soliciting prostitution.

[Son Of Anarchy]

I met this girl from Mocospace last year. When we were talking about what all we could do, she said I could go bareback if I wanted to. When I got to her place, I brought rubbers. However, after thinking about it, I said hell with it and did her bareback. She did tell me she was on the pill and all. Too bad she moved to Florida a week later, would've hit that over and over again.

LOL. Man it don't mess with your head? I know every time I do bareback knowing damn well I shouldn't I'm sitting in the car afterwards like dude. WTF. Lmao, then your mind start fucking with you and your like what a minute. Is my dick itching. Lmao. That shit crazy.

[Son Of Anarchy]

I was playing around with skout. Com and met a nice looking gal on there. The pictures was amazing. Big breast the whole for nine. After contact she was like you want to come over. I was like hell with it. Should be and easy kill. When I get there she is fucking slamming dude. So doesn't take long. She asked me to whip out the stick so she can suck it but I'm like why am I the only one taking off clothes. So she started taking off stuff and stopped at the pants. After my careful consideration of the situation. Then it hits me. PRE OP TRANNY! Holy shit! Not a adams apple, not a mustache, no body hair, no muscle build, coke bottle shape. Put a lot of the real ladies to shame. This was the best illusion of a tranny I've ever seen. Look exactly like a woman. No even the voice could have given him away. So I back down and calmly decline. Gave him word of advice and said just be real cause I could have been crazy and hurt you for this betrayal. LOL. Not everybody can deal with that kind of deception.

[Son Of Anarchy]

I picked up a nice chick on metro and call myself pulling into a quiet neighborhood off perkerson road and she starts giving me and awesome BBBJ. A few cars ride by but nothing to be alarmed about. Then a Atlanta police car rides by. About two car lengths down from passing us he stops. Sits a minute then casual backs up. So I go into red alert and start matching me and her stories. So as it goes she is my girlfriend, she lives a this address we a parked in front off, yes we were in the car doing something (A little honesty goes a long way with LEO as long as the rest of the lies are matching. Lmao). So he comes over and is like what's going on here. So I tell him I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend. He asks for my license and hers. She states I live here so my license is inside and of course he didn't want us to get out the car so he rolled with it. Ran my shit and stated do I know its against the law to do what I'm doing and I can get arrested. I told him we both stay with our parents so we can't do nothing in the house. LOL. He kind of laughed his damn self and mind you my dick is hanging out this whole time under my shirt. Didn't take him long to spot it and wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure and told me to grow the hell up and get a room. Dodged me a good bullet. I'd hate to have to call home from jail to get bail money because I was charged with soliciting prostitution.

[GetUrRollOnMan]

LOL! Man if it wasn't for anonymity I would take that one to the grave.

For those have been in this game awhile, trust me when I tell you that that blooper had happened to the best of us. Alot of those individuals will take it to the grave with them though LOL.