Confessions.

[AhnArt]

It was a mid summer late afternoon at a volleyball party, the court was manicured grass, it had lights all around it.

For night play and best of all had a keg of beer right by the net. The rules where that if you played you must drink.

Either team could call a time out at any time to refill their cups.

As the games progressed most of the guys there started wondering about this really HOT blond chick in a tube top.

And white shorts. She was hot and from the best as we could tell she was going commando.

Needless to say between games there was a long line to the bathroom, so I after a long wait in line it is finally my.

Turn to enter, as I am closing the door this hot chick forces her way in and tells me. Sorry dude I have to piss.

Drops her pants and starts pissing. I had to piss real bad as well, hell my dick was already out before I closed the.

Door. So there she is sitting on the commode pissing and I am standing in front of her with my dick in my hand.

At the sight of my dick still pissing she reaches over and starts giving me one hell of a blow job, I pump a full load.

Down her throat and in the drunk, excited state that I am I still have a raging boner, I finger her now dripping wet.

Pussy, bend her over the sink and start pounding for all I am worth, well she is a screamer and there are about 10.

People still waiting in line, someone starts pounding at the door, I tell the to: FUCK OFF, CAN'T YOU TELL WE ARE.

BUSY! Well this being my second cumming we fucked frantically for about 20 minutes. When I opened the door.

There was NO line, she said something about having to go and ran off.

I rejoined the party and laughed the hardest when a Scottish friend of mine told me with his thick accent: "bloddy hell, if you had told me what just happened I would NOT have believed you, but I saw it with me own two eyes".

We never exchanged names and yes, she was wearing those shorts commando.

Years have passed and I had filed that memory away, just recently I spent some time with an old college friend.

And he asked me if I have had any more bathroom encounters. I must have given him a blank stare because he recounted the story to me, he said he was the one pounding at the door. LOL.

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[Zipper34]

So two years ago I was at the Gwinnett Center for a wrestling show. When I got to my seat I saw that a hot blonde girl was sitting next to me. Immediately when I sat down, she rubbed her arm against my arm and said something I couldn't quite make out and just brushed it off as it was nothing. Throughout the night, she kept making small coversation with me here and there about the show and such. Again, I thought of it as nothing. Then people were chating things to the women wrestlers like show your tits and me and her were looking at each other and laughing about it. Again, nothing. Then a little later on she heard them chanting "TNA" and she whispered and asked me what TNA stood for as she was thinking it was titties, nipples, and ass and people were chanting that. I told her what it really stood for, which was total nonstop action. Then I went for it. I looked at her, and gave signals that I let her know what I was thinking. We both got up and went back to her place, where we spent the whole night there. We did it bareback at least 5 times. I enjoyed myself that night to the max.

[Dreamin time]

Not sure. They checked the car. Ran the guys info and let them go without any other hassle.

Not exactly sure what they were looking for and why there were so many but it looks like they had some kind of tip about something.

The guys were sitting in the car for a while and I wonder if a guest called them thinking there was something going on.

Damn. Closest I had to that was walking up the hallway headed to a visit when three dudes walked out of the adjoining door, including one in uniform. I did the head nod, 'Hello, officer' and kept on walking. Went straight to car and drove off. Texted girl to let her know I wasn't going to make it, she didn't push and we connected later, so it was completely random. There was a drug bust in the parking lot that evening from an officer visiting town at training, so it had to be them.

[Barrytwins]

Not sure. They checked the car. Ran the guys info and let them go without any other hassle.

Not exactly sure what they were looking for and why there were so many but it looks like they had some kind of tip about something.

The guys were sitting in the car for a while and I wonder if a guest called them thinking there was something going on.

So, what was the deal with the police? Any idea?

[Dreamin time]

Been chatting it up with a girl off CL that is brand new to the game and just trying to make a few bucks on the side.

I got a room at an extended stay and finally got her to agree to come over and we decided she would like to meet outside. I agree. She tells me what time she would be there and what kind of car she is driving.

I see her pull up and head downstairs to greet her. We are chatting outside for a minute when all of a sudden six, and yes I mean six, cop cars roll up from both directions. What the hell is going on here? We had not discussed anything outside, very little via email, she was of legal age and all I could think was that I am screwed.

The cop asks me if we are staying here and I let him know that I am. I had a drink in my hand which is nothing wrong with that but my head is spinning at this point. She was actually wearing gym clothes and was going to get a shower in the room, so maybe that helped.

At that point we head up to the room and we are both looking at each other like WTF? She was thinking I was a cop and she was going to get busted the first time she met somebody. I was thinking she was a cop and that they reacted too quickly.

We watch the action downstairs for a little while and watch two guys that were sitting in a car get hassled and have their car searched. After that, she decides a shower is okay here and that neither of us are cops. After the shower, she makes herself comfortable and asks to put a movie on. I don't care. She finds a movie to watch and is at my room for about 2 hours watching this movie and chatting.

Finally, she asks if it is okay to see what I had. Of course. I pull my pants down and she proceeds to take it in her mouth and give me what I was waiting for. A very quality BBBJCIM. She took her time and really seemed to get into it. I didn't have to slow her down or anything. She sucked me nice and slow and it lasted for about 25 minutes before I nutted in her mouth.

I am going to be selfish and wait until I get a chance at her again for FS before I give out her info. This was more about the story with the cops.

Hope you enjoyed.

So, what was the deal with the police? Any idea?

[Barrytwins]

Been chatting it up with a girl off CL that is brand new to the game and just trying to make a few bucks on the side.

I got a room at an extended stay and finally got her to agree to come over and we decided she would like to meet outside. I agree. She tells me what time she would be there and what kind of car she is driving.

I see her pull up and head downstairs to greet her. We are chatting outside for a minute when all of a sudden six, and yes I mean six, cop cars roll up from both directions. What the hell is going on here? We had not discussed anything outside, very little via email, she was of legal age and all I could think was that I am screwed.

The cop asks me if we are staying here and I let him know that I am. I had a drink in my hand which is nothing wrong with that but my head is spinning at this point. She was actually wearing gym clothes and was going to get a shower in the room, so maybe that helped.

At that point we head up to the room and we are both looking at each other like WTF? She was thinking I was a cop and she was going to get busted the first time she met somebody. I was thinking she was a cop and that they reacted too quickly.

We watch the action downstairs for a little while and watch two guys that were sitting in a car get hassled and have their car searched. After that, she decides a shower is okay here and that neither of us are cops. After the shower, she makes herself comfortable and asks to put a movie on. I don't care. She finds a movie to watch and is at my room for about 2 hours watching this movie and chatting.

Finally, she asks if it is okay to see what I had. Of course. I pull my pants down and she proceeds to take it in her mouth and give me what I was waiting for. A very quality BBBJCIM. She took her time and really seemed to get into it. I didn't have to slow her down or anything. She sucked me nice and slow and it lasted for about 25 minutes before I nutted in her mouth.

I am going to be selfish and wait until I get a chance at her again for FS before I give out her info. This was more about the story with the cops.

Hope you enjoyed.

[ThatGuy2112]

Several years ago when I was still in the military I had a civilian friends that was like a "little brother dude" to me. I had directly influenced him in joining the Army and became a friend of his entire family. LBD had a very liberal family, I could tell his parents were old hippies turned classy republicans because they got hooked on the money. LBD had an 18 year old sister whom he was fiercely overprotective of. She was a spinner, maybe 5'1" and 85 pounds. Hot as fire and a hardcore raver, purple hair, white tank top with no bra and all. Many rumors and my gut told me she was a boner garage and a serious club drug user (no hard stuff) as seemed to always show signs of being high on of coming down from ecstasy. She also openly admitted to being bisexual and seducing younger girls. Every time I was over at LBD's house she would flirt with me and shamelessly stare me down. I kept telling LBD he needed to reign her in or I was going to smash her, of course he threatened to kill me.

One night I was working my second job when I got the phone call from LBD stating he was back in town and that I was invited to a parent-sponsored beer party at his parents' house that night. After closing up shop I went directly to his house after work. The party was everything you'the expect a parent sponsored-beer gathering to be: a sausage fest. Lots of back slapping, beer drinking, story swapping, lie telling and punk rock blaring from the parents sound system. LBD was telling everyone about his army training and all he had been through. I had to admit I was proud of him. Several kids had gone out back to smoke weed, everyone chatted me up, including sister. It got late and his parents went to bed. I had to excuse myself, I was having problems with my current girl, a six-foot-three Amazonian with a shady past, huge tits and a killer body. This was before cell phones so I had to sneak off the basement to use the computer for AOL chat. I'm sitting in front of the computer and little sister walks by and asks me what I'm doing. I tell her the reader's digest condensed version. She ducks into the bathroom and comes out wearing panties and a wife-beater. She jumps up on my lap, straddles me, stares me down, takes as sip of my beer, kisses me then rest her head on my chest. It took my mind a second to get over the "holy fuck" factor when in walks in LBD. I threw both hands up in the air and say" Hey bro give me a sign" he looked at me disgusted and said "I don't want to know what you two are going to do" Then he went into the bathroom to puke / pass out.

I carried sister upstairs into the guest bedroom and made a bee line for the bed. She told me the bed creaked and we had to use the floor, long story short I smashed that girl raw-dog. I ate her pussy and she tossed my salad. We did mish, doggy, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl with a spray her guts finish. All within ten feet of where her parents were sleeping. She was one of the wettest pussies I've ever had, and that little girl could take a pounding like champ. When it was over we snuggled together for a while and she explained that she couldn't be caught asleep next to me so she left for her bedroom and I slept off my hangover in a comfy bed. I woke up to a hangover breakfast and coffee cooked courtesy of LBD's Mom. I smoked a cigarette, politely excused myself saying I had to be back on base, I got the fuck out of there. About three weeks later LBD somehow found out (sister probably bragged to one of her friends) and called me on it. I told him to mind his own business and he told his Mom. Read that again: little brother had just completed army RANGER training and he told his MOM on me! Anyhow the Mom confronted the daughter and witnesses on the scene told me the conversation went like this (no bullshit):

Mom: did you hook up with Thatguy2112?

Daughter: Yes.

Mom: was it all cool? I mean nobody forced anything on anyone and it was all amicable before, during and after?

Daughter: Yes.

Mom: Good job, Thatguy2112 is by far the most attractive of your brother's friends, if I weren't married I'd fuck him. But we don't want you dating your brother's friends so don't do it again.

Needless to say this really pissed LBD off! To add insult to injury I had to remind him his sister was a * He was hysterical! I got a shit ton of drunken phone calls from fort Bragg threatening to kick my ass! It was only after both his parents and his sister told him to lay off that he would talk to me again. Our relationship was always a little strained after that and we ended up not talking for over 5 years until we found each other on facebook. Little sister is now has three kids and four divorces, I can't help but wonder if that first kid is actually mine.

[ThatGuy2112]

Several years ago while I was in the military I had a civilian friend that went on to join the Army. He was great to drink beer with and always had my back in a fight. We raised lot of hell together and had many a good time. Only thing was he was the type of guy who couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full or pardons and a hundo hanging out his fly. He had low self esteem and always went for the easy fat greasy [Deleted by Admin] at the bar so we used him to distract ugly girls while we ran game. All my military buddies referred to him as "little Brother Dude". At the same time I was in a super toxic relationship with a 19 year old girl who was about 5 foot 7 and 120 lbs. She had a really cute body with a tiny waist and nice petite ass. I popped her cherry on camera, fucked her on the hood of my car etc. And the relationship went downhill after month number nine. We had "broken up" but still fucked every other day.

I'm working my second job and get a call from LBD telling me he's in town for the holidays and wants to drink beer and chase girls. He then adds "maybe we can tag team your ex-girlfriend" I told him it was doubtful and hung up the phone. I hadn't even taken my hand off the receiver and it rang again. This time it was the XGF asking for a ride home, I was sick of her shit and about told her no, then I realized I was heavy and needed to release. I asked her if she had to be home right away and she said no (code for let's stop by my place and deplete each other's fluids). So I agreed. Next call was to LBD. I laid the ground rules (I.e. No M2 M contact). I told him what time me and XGF would be at my place, and that I would leave the door unlocked, he was to barge in and act surprised when he caught us fucking, the rest was on her and him.

I closed up shop and the XGF was waiting for me at my car. We drove to my place and started into our normal routine without a hitch. I'm tapping her mish and just like clockwork LBD barges in at the appropriate time and acts all surprised when he sees me and her doing the dirt. She tensed up for a minute and then relaxed after a few seconds. We all talked about how awkward this was for a second and then I started back to drilling her and she agreed to let LBD join in. I pulled her up off the bed and she shoved her back half towards LBD while she blew me. We spit roasted and Eiffel towered XGF. We kept trying to avoid eye contact until it happened accidentally after and awkward second we both broke out into heavy metal faces at each other while we were lumberjacking that girl. We both started laughing hysterically. I had her by the shoulders and he had her by the hips and we were violently pushing / pulling her back and forth with a dick in each hole. Turns out LBD had a Rasputin cock but he was also a three hitter quitter. Literally: yeah <smack yeah <smack yeah <smack uuuugggggghhhhhhh! Two minutes later he was ready again only to blow another load in under five. To make matters worse he awkwardly falls out in a chair and suggests we get something to eat. XGF actually did not like being bored out by a 5 "D" cell maglite so she agreed. We all piled into my car and dropped of XGF at her house. After that we ate at some fast food place and went to out drinking and chased more girls. I drove home and woke up with a hangover.

The Aftermath:

LBD would not shut up about this foray. He talked about it like it was the best thing that ever happened to him and judging by the fat ugly [Deleted by Admin] he dated it probably was. He told anyone and everyone that would listen about it to the point of him coming off as being creepy. His blabbering started to affect my game running ability for a while because all the local girls got wind of this incident. One day in front of a bunch of friends he even went on to tell everyone that his dick was bigger than mine, which was met by an awkward silence. Until I politely reminded him that mine sees MUCH more use and that I can last more than three hits, which was met with hysterical laughter. More than once I got drunken phone calls from him begging for XGF's number. He even tried pulling the guilt trip saying shit like "You got a parade of [Deleted by Admin] going to your door and I can't meet women on Fort Bragg." That's when the relationship got really strained, I explained to him that even though XGF and I "broke up" we weren't done with each other and that he needed to stay the fuck out of it and be thankful that for once he wasn't banging a fat [Deleted by Admin]. I fucked his sister just because which added more tension to an already strained relationship. We didn't talk for several years until the miracle of facebook brought us back in touch. XGF and I finally had our blowout when she came to my place in the middle of a party dressed to kill, she teased me then told me she "met the man she will marry" she tried to get me to say I needed her: I told her that if she wasn't giving me snu snu I didn't care. This led to a huge fight in which I chased her to her car and mooned her as she drove off to the laughter of all my drunken friends who witnessed the ordeal. She now has two kids and the type of marriage that would cause me to slit my own throat.

[SecretMe3000]

I don't know why but this joke got Me cracking up over here!! Lmao.

Here's your answer:

Guy goes into confession all out of breath. He tells the priest, "Father, I just banged two college cheerleaders! They were both 19 years old with giant tits!"
Priest says, "Well, do 15 Hail Marys."
Guy goes, "What's a Hail Mary? I'm not Catholic."
Priest: "So why are you telling me about these girls?"
Guy: "Shit, I'm telling EVERYONE!"

[Mack94]

I lived in Birmingham for 7 years, needless to say that Bham is the desert compared to Atlanta. Of course I had all the "Big City Game" in the world so when I did happen upon a pro or UTR I usually got my kicks for little to nothing ($40 and under and these brawds thought they was really earning). Well, one evening I venture over to one of the strip clubs looking for a little take out. Chat it up with the one slim, short petite chick in there. She says she's about to get off so we can leave and have some fun. We get in my truck and she says she needs to go to her weedman, so I'm like cool. She's already high as hell and drunk, but I guess she needed more LOL. I park out front and this brawd leaves her "work bag" in my truck while she goes in. Now if you aren't familiar with strippers they usually take a bag that they keep their clothes, money, etc. In. Well, I'm sitting there like WTF, is she crazy so. I open the bag up and jackpot she left her nights take in there. Of course being one to always take advantage of a situation (I normally have 2 devils sit on my shoulders instead of an angel and a devil, like the movies and cartoons) I'm thinking (A) drive off and keep this brawds money and (B) She's so high she don't know how much she got so just lift some and pay her with it. Well I choose option B, I peeled off what she said it would cost me plus a little gas money for driving her to the weedman. When she gets back she pops a pill she bought, and is extra zooted out. At this point I'm thinking damn I should have gotten more, but anyway we go get a room. I smash her out and pay her with her own money, I even tipped her with the extra I got for gas. She was so happy I paid up like I said and tipped her on top of that. Long story short she becomes my regular chick, her little girl even started calling me daddy (that's another story). She didn't make me pay per se, just asked for favors here and there like rides to work, a few dollars (10-20) every now and then and for me to come chill with her. All the while I'm drilling her any time I want, usually daily after I got off work.

So to sum up my extra wordy experience, I paid this brawd with her own money. She was so happy that I paid up and tipped, she became my side piece and I was hitting on the regular for basically nothing other than for her being my "chick on the side".

Funny as hell.

[Soloflight]

Ummm so what was the confession? LOL.

LOL I don't know.

Here's your answer:

Guy goes into confession all out of breath. He tells the priest, "Father, I just banged two college cheerleaders! They were both 19 years old with giant tits!"
Priest says, "Well, do 15 Hail Marys."
Guy goes, "What's a Hail Mary? I'm not Catholic."
Priest: "So why are you telling me about these girls?"
Guy: "Shit, I'm telling EVERYONE!"

[Bee Man]

Ummm so what was the confession? LOL.

LOL I don't know.

[GetUrRollOnMan]

I think this was when they were shutting everything down or trying to. Me and a buddy of mines had a regular named little mama on metro that we would see. There were two little mama's I knew back then but this one liked anal and still working but now at Rocafella's. We would get a room from that notel right near the lingerie private stripper place down from Nikki's 2. I can't remember the full details but we had finished our deed then were going to take her back to the house she was at. We are going down metro passing Run-and-Shoot this APD turns around and follows me. Once we pass Nikki's VIP I make a left on the street across from Chocolate City. I am driving normal staying relaxed. Once I make that left then I make the 1st right by this time he had trailed a little ways back. So I see a house with no cars in or lights on. Now this is around 2 or 3 I think in the morning. I turn in the drive way and pull down into the car port. Now my regular is like she can't stay in the car so before the cop comes down the street she gets out running towards the backyard. My buddy does the same thing and me being small at the time...LOL stoop down towards the floor of the car. The cop is driving slow then goes past but turns around then shines his spotlight down there for a good 2 to 4 minutes it seems. I so I just sit there crouched down waiting for him to leave so he finally pulls off and I am like let me give it about 5 minutes before I pull out of here. Now the whole time I was trying to stay calm and relaxed but was thinking man I can't get caught up and have to explain this to my family if they have to bail me out. Once I pull out ole girl and my buddy walk out from another house backyard.

I remember I had this 1 chick off metro back in those days that was like 5'9 I think from Florida. I think her name was Keisha nice dark chocolate that had a want to be pimp. I use to get her for around 60 but would have her back at my place in stone mountain for about hour to 2 fucking. She had some nice long legs and seemed like everytime we got together she would want to just chill for a while afterwards instead of me taking her right back to metro. Her so called pimp would get mad too but she didn't care. LOL.

Ummm so what was the confession? LOL.

[Bee Man]

I think this was when they were shutting everything down or trying to. Me and a buddy of mines had a regular named little mama on metro that we would see. There were two little mama's I knew back then but this one liked anal and still working but now at Rocafella's. We would get a room from that notel right near the lingerie private stripper place down from Nikki's 2. I can't remember the full details but we had finished our deed then were going to take her back to the house she was at. We are going down metro passing Run-and-Shoot this APD turns around and follows me. Once we pass Nikki's VIP I make a left on the street across from Chocolate City. I am driving normal staying relaxed. Once I make that left then I make the 1st right by this time he had trailed a little ways back. So I see a house with no cars in or lights on. Now this is around 2 or 3 I think in the morning. I turn in the drive way and pull down into the car port. Now my regular is like she can't stay in the car so before the cop comes down the street she gets out running towards the backyard. My buddy does the same thing and me being small at the time...LOL stoop down towards the floor of the car. The cop is driving slow then goes past but turns around then shines his spotlight down there for a good 2 to 4 minutes it seems. I so I just sit there crouched down waiting for him to leave so he finally pulls off and I am like let me give it about 5 minutes before I pull out of here. Now the whole time I was trying to stay calm and relaxed but was thinking man I can't get caught up and have to explain this to my family if they have to bail me out. Once I pull out ole girl and my buddy walk out from another house backyard.

I remember I had this 1 chick off metro back in those days that was like 5'9 I think from Florida. I think her name was Keisha nice dark chocolate that had a want to be pimp. I use to get her for around 60 but would have her back at my place in stone mountain for about hour to 2 fucking. She had some nice long legs and seemed like everytime we got together she would want to just chill for a while afterwards instead of me taking her right back to metro. Her so called pimp would get mad too but she didn't care. LOL.

[Doc Stroke]

A few years ago I was out at my sister's place and her friend dropped by with her daughter. The daughter was thick in all the right places and had her titties popping out the top of her turtleneck. Someone said she was sixteen so I avoided temptation and left the house thinking damn if she was only 18. A few months pass and I moved in with my sister to help out with her kids and bills, but the daughter of her friend kept coming by asking to use my computer to do homework and I obliged. So one day I'm at the spot and I get a phone call. It's the friends daughter asking if she can get a ride from someplace she got stuck. Apparently my sister gave her my number. Once she was in the car she started asking questions about who was at the house and then if she could use the computer. I agreed and she used the computer while I got a couple matches of COD.

After about an hour baby girl asks if she can use my phone because she didn't have one and she'd called me from a friends phone and needed to talk to her mom. Gave her the phone and went back to the game. She came back like 30 minutes later and Sat. Down on the couch next to me. She was damn near in my lap and I moved over so there wasn't an issue. She then asks if she could borrow $20. My first thought was that of a hobbyist. No, but you can do something strange for some change. Of course I didn't say that and just said no. So she offered to do something in exchange for it. At that point I told her she needed to go home. Later, I opened my phone to send a text and my pic gallery was open and I found naked shots of baby girl in my phone. The next day I was home again by myself and who shows up. She asks me again and I told her no again. Then she says to me, you know I'm 17 right? I shook my head and told her it couldn't happen.

Baby girl gets on her knees in front of me and pops her tits out and presents them to my lap. At this point I'm starting to cave. She fished my dick out of my jeans and wrapped her tits around me and starts bouncing them on my dick until I'm at full attention. Then she says to me. I'm only asking to borrow $20. Don't you want to do anything to me? Can't I do anything for it? I caved and pushed her open mouth right down on my dick. After about 20 minutes, I was spilling everything down her throat and she swallowed the whole load. This went on for months until I moved.

Then I ran across baby girl on BP. She was 18 now and I called her up and went to her notel. She was shocked to see me and tried to play innocent. I told her to drop the act at the same time she dropped her panties and lets get to it. I knew what the head game was like but never fucked her. So that night, I beat that thang up for a good three hours before leaving. She asked me if I was satisfied and I told her not even close. When she was done later that night she called me and I took her back to my place and fucked her til the Sun. Came up. She was my fave regular girl for 2 years. We were at each others family functions as family friends and the whole time her mom kept trying to get at me. If she only knew the things I'd made her daughter do to please me.

Damn I miss that one.