2002-2004 Archived Reports

**Worf1972** · 09-03-04 15:11

LOLOLOLOL
Well I have seen a girl smoke with her vagina in Mexico.........

**Boxcc** · 09-03-04 14:15

But, if you get get a girl that can smoke with her ass, then you would have something!!!

**Havanaman** · 09-03-04 13:13

Sorry friend I’m with Boxcc and and Tenci on thisd one.

No way will I pay to eat shit.

Shit man, I get paid to take shit all day from shitty, whining patients (with more money than brains) and also my shitty professor boss, but to actually pay to eat shit from a P4P, thats just too much. Like Boxcc, I also reserve Crack kissing for the very special few…

I agree that the dental dam is a possibility and offers considerable safety, however its not my thing and so I will not DATP4PC (Dining At the Pay for Play Crack) (LOL).

About the bacterial contents, a days worth of smoking probably helps to keep the mouth sterile and infection free. Very difficult to keep the Arse clean.

Regards, Havanaman

**Worf1972** · 09-01-04 15:40

LOLOL You guys give me some interesting reading. First if you really are an analingus connoisseur, a good dental dam could be used for the working girl. It will feel just as good for her.

Secondly if her ass is cleaned and the tongue is only one inch long, it will not penetrate that deeply to touch fecal matter. If it does, she didn't wash thoroughly and you are going to get some shit regardless.

Check it out, a clean anus about one inch in, is about as clean as ones mouth. The bacteria levels might be less in her asshole one inch in, then in her mouth after smoking per say.

**Boxcc** · 08-31-04 10:47

BTW, Havanaman and Tenci, I also will only perform analingus on a close, known female. I will not do it on a working girl.

To me, the working girls is there solely for my pleasure. After all that is what I am paying her for. I reserve that most initimate of kisses for my wife or exclusive girlfriend.

And, I further agree that I will just lick it, not penetrate it with my tongue. Tenchi, I agree, that is what my dick is for!!!

**Boxcc** · 08-31-04 10:44

Havanaman,

I agree with you totally about not searching out the 9's or 10's in a room. They are usually very high maintenance and are not worth the effort it takes to bag one.

I myself prefer going after the 6's, 7's and 8's of the world.

You can usually find them standing right next to a 9 or 10 also. The 9 or 10 usually doesn't like competition, so they surround themselves with more average looking friends. Most of the hounds out there focus on the 9 or 10 and fight each other to get that one girl.

I myself prefer to focus on the second or third best looking girl of the bunch. They are usually really happy to be receiving attention also. And, like you said Havanaman, you can start chatting them up. They know why are you there, you know why they are there, talk to them like they are humans, like you won't just treat them like a piece of meat and it will go a long way.

Now, I didn't say that you couldn't treat them like a piece of meat, just don't let them know what you are doing! lol.

**Havanaman** · 08-31-04 07:59

Tenchi,

No offence taken bro’.

Yes it is about 70% success. The simple reason behind this success rate is that I’m not always chasing the 9’s and 10’s in the room; I’m not going for the youngest in the room; I’m confident like I own the place and this shows when I chat with the chicas; I always get at least some physical contact into play before I behave as directly as I said. That is, at the very least having her hand in mine… Works every time.

I do not subscribe to the rude or brash directness of “fancy a fuck?”. My approach, although quite direct leans on the conversational side, intimacy and closeness. I try to achieve this every time: sometimes knowing that it will come to nothing this time round, but lays the ground work for the next meeting…

Try it friend. You will never go back to the old ways.

Regards, Havanaman

**Late Night** · 08-30-04 20:51

Hey Mickey7
,

Let me stick my tool in her butt! LOL!!

**Mickey7** · 08-30-04 12:52

Hi everyone,

I must have an exceptional situation. I get together with a P4P girl, a young single mom who doesn't advertise and works only during school hours. She just loves to have her butt hole and pussy worked while she uses a vibrator on her clit. She told me she likes to be played with from behind, face down with her backside up. This girl is VERY CLEAN. I'm to the point now with her that I can't get enough of her butt hole. I shove my tongue in as deep as I can and she loves it. She also doesn't mind fingers in either hole.

I'm going to try to talk her into using an anal tool for variety. I've seen one at the adult superstore called the Swizzle Stick, The Perfect Anal Tool. Has anyone ever used one of these? If you have, let me know.

**Tenchi** · 08-30-04 11:01

Aaligus is strictly with girlfriend's. Never tried it myself, but wouldn't you be worried about accidentally eating a little poo?!

I'd rather leave my dick to kiss ass, personally.

p.s.

No offence havanna but you sure it wasn't 70% walking away? If not kudos, wish I had that success rate especially asking that!

**Havanaman** · 08-30-04 07:40

Nice one Worf1972 with you all the way,

I must tell you that I have used the very same idea to get into a chicas pants. On a number of times, especially when drunk at a party (I don’t mean crazy falling on the ground drunk, I mean when you reach a state where you know you can say anything and it does not matter one bit what the consequences are drunk…) I chat up a chica then openly say I would love to eat her out. This has worked 70% of the time, the remaining 30% have either hit me, walked away or reported me to the party host.

Anyway, I like to eat. As part of my eating I go for the back-door-tongue –flick-waltz every time.

I want to be straight with you all you gentlemen: after about 20 minutes of pussy eating, my jaw hurts. Anything I can do to speed up the process of my chica screaming in ecstasy has got to be tried. I go for that pussy with my tongue, nose, fingers and toys; I go for that arse with the same dedication.

However she needs to be clean. That is the mother of all rules. My second rule is no anal tongue penetration: I won’t eat shit.

As for P4P and analingus: not done this and I’m put off. Don’t ask me why. It’s probably a psychological thing. I fully realise that if she is clean it’s the same all round… In fact, what’s to say that the new women I just met and am currently eating out hasn’t just got of work servicing 12 guys only a few hours earlier…

Regards, Havanaman

**Worf1972** · 08-29-04 19:37

Well I've never analingus a P4P girl, but have licked girlfriends in the past. On one occasion this blond's ass was so sweet, I never got the chance to fuck it.

When we would meet, I would just lick that ass for hours on end. SHe would of course lose her mind......... lololol

That was once in lifetime thing never would go that route again without getting into that sweet pussy first.

**Alan** · 08-29-04 18:32

Friends,

To change the subject a little. How about analingus? Now I know most of us because we are into ass play would have probably been on the receiving end of this nasty shit. But wasn't is wonderful?

What about the temptation to try licking the ass of that beauty before fucking the little hole?

I know this is more GF stuff. But if a service provider is cleaned up and smelling sweet won't you go for it too. Especially if it the favor is returned?

Alan

**Cujo60** · 08-27-04 04:35

I am fairly new to anal sex, my last girlfriend was too scared. This new one likes it hard. She is into that pain stuff. So thats cool. So yeah she does like to get pounded a little. You all way too funny. lol

**Tenchi** · 08-26-04 15:32

Don't forget the trapped air thing applies to front-door banging, pussy farting is pretty regular too.

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