El clasificado

[Not Rob Gomez]

El Clasificado.

I tried calling who I assumed was El Paraiso. They took my call but when I went to where they asked me to go, they no longer took my call. I had been there before and went through the process described in previous posts. Actually was a great experience. Girl I had was not bad looking and actually enjoyed herself. Anyways, enough of what didn't happen. Here's my recent experience which was a couple of days ago.

Saw the ad that stated. 6 for hh. I called, they told me where to park and I went in. Girl met me at the door and into the room we went. Asked for funds up front and it was on! Body was about a 7. She wasn't ugly but not cute either. She made up for it though for sure. She puts the rubber on and unfortunately she did not go down, she hoped right on. We went for over 30 minutes and not one complaint from her. She was super wet. This was a first for me. When I was going to finish, this girl knew and would stop. It was as if she didn't want me to finish. She did this twice and let me finish on the third. Girl was good. Let me do any position I wanted. Again, had a great time. House had another girl in it which I will try next week and report back.

[Juan Carlitos]

Well last week decided to check out el clasificado and like some have mention you just have to take one for the team. I took two. The pictures are fake so you really don't know who to expect. It's a two way call system. The first I go to they tell me I can choose Provider one was chubby with big ass and the other was skinny compare to the other one And had a better ass. So I chose the skinnier one. Not really into big girls. So we go to the room get undress puts on condom and starts sucking. She sucked the balls really good. We did mish then doggy and finish. Didn't rush me. Damage was. 65 no more no less. Second day I go call another ad. It stated she was 22. Decided to try it. When I get there an older lady greets me. She had a huge ass but was on the bbw side. Told me the other chick was busy. Was horny so decided to try her. Asked for donation up front. 65 as well. Room was so dark I couldn't see nothing. Puts on the rubber with a napkin she didn't want My dick bare. I knew service would suck and it did. Gets on top of me and barely moves then I get on top of her and doesn't seem to like it. I finish get dress and when I'm out of the room I get to see the other chick and man she was fat and ugly so I got the better one. Lesson learn was that what they say it's fake she wasn't the one in the pic or 22. She was more like 40. Please report If any one finds younger women on el clasificado.

[Tipisil]

Sol is no longer in paraiso anymore. Apparently she comes and goes at a moments notice. The others there are sub par and not worth the time.

[Member #4870]

El clasificado is so it and miss and sure there are gems out there.

As long you are willing to do recon.

(taking one for the team).

The Tijuana experience is worth at least a try once.

But as the poster says what you"ll spend is gas it is pretty much about the same.

I would rather see a a chick on hx, a k girl on cv or frequent a local AMP.

With a good provider.

[Maxharter]

OK, perhaps there is no comparison.

But when factoring in gas, lodging, and time, does staying in LA make more sense?

I know that there are some drop-dead-gorgeous women in Tijuana to be had for quite little money, but I'll lower the bar for the convenience of local mongering.

So I looked through El Clasificado. Sooooo many ads. And then I hear of El Paraiso? Is this an actual business that just moves around a lot? Is it the most dependable for finding nice chicas?

I personally like thin, athletic, petite girls with tight bodies.

I know this is my first contribution to this thread, but please indulge me with a quick PM, gentlemen. I'll owe you all one.

Peace,

Loki.

I think this depends on where you live, level of spanish proficency, patience and free time. I suppose if you live within an hour or less of los angeles, it might be cheaper and less wear and tear on your car. However I beleieve you will have more wear and tear on your nerves. The EC girls are very paranoid and most plY phone tag games. Might nd up driving all over south central chasing casitas but in the end whe. The girls are watching I from their window, they decide to just hang up on you and not reveal their location cause you look like a cop.

In south LA chasing chicas has collateral hazards. If you like to have a few beers, dui checkpoints are rampant on weekends in south LA. Also you need to watch out for gang members and crack heads that might break into your car. No matter how quiet south LA looks, there are eyes watching you 24/7.

I had times where I had a day off and spent it in south la eating tacos, drink a beer and detoxify, call up EC girls and the. Go home with blue balls because all the chcias were playing games. Other days I had successful sessions here I would bang 2 different girls at the same casa and the. Find a third new girl at a new casita. Problem is once you cultivate a good house, they move and you start all over.

Tijuana zona norte is far for vatos in LA and beyond but I believe the benefits outweigh the inconvenience. Pussy is available 24/7, there is no LAPD vice to arrest you, you can drink all the beers you want-walk out the bar and fuck the 1st hottie you see, you can bust as many nuts with various strange with no real legal consequence, you can get a hotel room as your commando base and go do muff runs as you recuperate.

Each has its merits but I think Tijuana is way better for rubbing off some baby batter tension with less hassle.

[Loki]

It moves around every few months or so.

You won't see too many thin, athletic, petite girls. Only saw one once, looked like and had hair like shakira. Super tight. Is not there anymore though.

Thanks Tipisil.

Can you PM me the address of the current address? Or the phone number? There are a lot of masajistas on EC, but I'm not sure which one to call. Just wanted to possibly avoid a wild goose-chase in South Central with a semi-chub.

[Tipisil]

Has anyone been to el PARAISO on weekdays?

No waiting. They have regulars that work Monday through Sunday I think. I stick to the weekends since that's when the really good ones work there.

[Tipisil]

OK, perhaps there is no comparison.

But when factoring in gas, lodging, and time, does staying in LA make more sense?

I know that there are some drop-dead-gorgeous women in Tijuana to be had for quite little money, but I'll lower the bar for the convenience of local mongering.

So I looked through El Clasificado. Sooooo many ads. And then I hear of El Paraiso? Is this an actual business that just moves around a lot? Is it the most dependable for finding nice chicas?

I personally like thin, athletic, petite girls with tight bodies.

I know this is my first contribution to this thread, but please indulge me with a quick PM, gentlemen. I'll owe you all one.

Peace,

Loki.

It moves around every few months or so.

You won't see too many thin, athletic, petite girls. Only saw one once, looked like and had hair like shakira. Super tight. Is not there anymore though.

[Loki]

OK, perhaps there is no comparison.

But when factoring in gas, lodging, and time, does staying in LA make more sense?

I know that there are some drop-dead-gorgeous women in Tijuana to be had for quite little money, but I'll lower the bar for the convenience of local mongering.

So I looked through El Clasificado. Sooooo many ads. And then I hear of El Paraiso? Is this an actual business that just moves around a lot? Is it the most dependable for finding nice chicas?

I personally like thin, athletic, petite girls with tight bodies.

I know this is my first contribution to this thread, but please indulge me with a quick PM, gentlemen. I'll owe you all one.

Peace,

Loki.

[Galaxy69]

I think I clicked upload by accident half way through my report, I'll start from we're I left off.

So I sent my address and she said she'll be over in 30. About twenty min passed so I texted her to see if she was on her way and to see if she would send me a pic to see how she looked. She said she wasn't far out but she didn't send pics.

Finally got a call that she was outside, went to get her and I was expecting a chubby older Hispanic lady because she doesn't sound to attractive over the phone LOL but to my surprise she was kind of attractive. Big bolt ons, small thin was and a fake ass also has braces which for some weird reason I find attractive. We make our way to my places and she's a bit nervous, we walk in and we chat a bit, she tells me to relax so we both get undressed. And she grabs the cover and proceeds to CBJ which was enjoyable, got into it deep throat and all. Then she put my legs together and got up and hopped on rcg. Like I mentioned before, it's a fake ass and a poorly done job at that but I don't mind I love all types of ass. Rode me for a while them told her to get into k9 and just pounded away till ai busted. Had my eyes recording during our sesh one was out of focus, so sorry for the poor quality.

Looks- 6-7.

Personality- 8.

Service- 8.

So total damage for outcall was. 8.

Would repeat, sweet girl. I enjoy me some fake everything once in a while.

Do you have a link of phone number for this woman?

[NighTowl85]

Has anyone been to el PARAISO on weekdays?

[RuffRyders01]

I've seen her several times. She a bit in the mature side but she knows how to take it with out complaining.

She does not watch the time nor she tells you to hurry.

She only speaks Spanish.

And your time will cost you 6 for 30 mis nothing more nothing less.

She will let you eat her out the gf experience.

The last time I was there she gave me BBBJ.

With cfs.

Like I said she a mature lady she has a nice fat ass.

When hitting it from behind every else doesn't matter.

If anyone is interested send me a message and I will give exact location.

http://elclasificado.com/losangeles/...ensual-9723801

[Projektzer]

El Paraiso sounds like a good time. I'm going to take my sad spanish there tomorrow and give it a shot. Anyone there who I should avoid?

This place is like Atlantis. Haha. May I please get a pm with address.

[WolfJeffrey]

I think I clicked upload by accident half way through my report, I'll start from we're I left off.

So I sent my address and she said she'll be over in 30. About twenty min passed so I texted her to see if she was on her way and to see if she would send me a pic to see how she looked. She said she wasn't far out but she didn't send pics.

Finally got a call that she was outside, went to get her and I was expecting a chubby older Hispanic lady because she doesn't sound to attractive over the phone LOL but to my surprise she was kind of attractive. Big bolt ons, small thin was and a fake ass also has braces which for some weird reason I find attractive. We make our way to my places and she's a bit nervous, we walk in and we chat a bit, she tells me to relax so we both get undressed. And she grabs the cover and proceeds to CBJ which was enjoyable, got into it deep throat and all. Then she put my legs together and got up and hopped on rcg. Like I mentioned before, it's a fake ass and a poorly done job at that but I don't mind I love all types of ass. Rode me for a while them told her to get into k9 and just pounded away till ai busted. Had my eyes recording during our sesh one was out of focus, so sorry for the poor quality.

Looks- 6-7.

Personality- 8.

Service- 8.

So total damage for outcall was. 8.

Would repeat, sweet girl. I enjoy me some fake everything once in a while.

[WolfJeffrey]

So I had given el classification a break since it's time consuming calling all these flaky providers and not knowing what your going to get since they all pretty much use recycled fake pics but today I decided to browse through the ads, I was looking for outcall and everyone who offered it was either not picking up or their phones were off. I had given up prematurely but an hour later junior was encouraging me to continue the search for the rightful **** to get me off.

So tried a few ads, one said she would come over but in about two hours because she had some errands to run. The following one I tried answered and told me to text her my address.