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03-31-20 07:53 #1482
Posts: 575Cabin fever
Okay, I'm getting tired of being stuck at home. I need some creative help from my married brothers. I don't have any excuses to be out and about to play. My ability to say I'm at work is very limited, The grocery store is too close, and every time I say I want to go to the farm, she's excited to get out of the house and goes with me. She never did that in the past! She had too many new arrivals at her favorite stores and needed to be the first to have. Surely one of you guys has the perfect excuse.
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03-31-20 01:52 #1481
Posts: 108Spinner?
Originally Posted by CrazyEddie [View Original Post]
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03-30-20 11:19 #1480
Posts: 129Re: This town blows
Originally Posted by CrazyEddie [View Original Post]
If you are able to travel, there’s always Maria/Your GF on call in Cleveland: http://cleveland-tn.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-girlfriend-on-call-alte/372632942963Last edited by Radengrtn; 03-30-20 at 11:57. Reason: Add info
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03-30-20 09:28 #1479
Posts: 1355RE: This town blows now
Originally Posted by CrazyEddie [View Original Post]
You answered your own question brother. Without the countless hours to weed through SA (or comparable venue) so that you can be "swimming in fit, flat stomach, no baby damage, no saggy tits, flabby asses, or muffin tops", you are forced to shop in the wasteland of STG.
As others have mentioned and is worthy of emphasizing .,., The UTR market is booming! With so many ladies in the service industry on reduced hours right now, you have UTRs coming out of the woodwork .,., many coming out of retirement. You shouldn't be forced to go full retail/professional provider for a while, if that's a consideration for you. That's a great opportunity to give thanks and count your blessings.
You could have started with the statement, "So, I was bored and decided to stick my d*ck in a blender and then .,., " and one would figure that it wasn't going to end well, just like shopping on STG.
Stay safe out there,. ,.
Milfman.
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03-29-20 22:59 #1478
Posts: 458This town blows now
For those of us without the countless hours to weed through SA, knoxville has hit bottom. I just went thru the first 5 pages of STG and there were two real ads that I would pay to drill. Faith and Sadie. I can do better than all the others for free.
What the HELL happened here? For a town with a million in the area, we should be swimming in fit, flat stomach, no baby damage, no saggy tits, flabby asses, or muffin tops. Yet that's all there is. Who pissed God off?
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03-28-20 17:30 #1477
Posts: 81Thoughtful Strategy Brother
Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]
A man with a plan and the fortitude to actualize it will always command serious game; and a man with serious game will always score early and often; even if every at bat isn't a home run.
East Bound & Down.
Bandit.
P.S. : MilfMan already has to put up with listening to me drone on about this all the time; but, to all the other brothers, if you have regulars, don't forget all the joy there is to be had in setting up doubles between them. There isn't any secret to it, just ask one and then ask the other and make it easy on them (and they will do way more for you).
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03-28-20 13:56 #1476
Posts: 161So in your opinion all providers are liars?
Originally Posted by LuvSpinners41 [View Original Post]
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03-28-20 13:11 #1475
Posts: 1355The P*ssy Fairy: managing the risk versus uncertainty
As soon as a lot of the work-remotely initiatives came about and strippers were locked out of the clubs, I decided that my remote work spot would be a hotel suite. I figured that I could leverage the superb work space with some company during my breaks if I were so blessed by The P*ssy Fairy. I actually had delusions of having the room set up, and having a stream of SA gals and UTRs roll through to service my needs; not even close. As most aspects with my copious level of planning, much of it blew up in my face and I was pleasantly surprised by some of it. I'll offer a few these in vignettes: no need to discuss positions or explicit details because mongers have been finding inventive ways to put a dick in the triple threat of p*ssy, mouth, and azz for millennia. ,. , without my "help". Google that shyt if you need details on stuff like that.
Paying Homage to The P*ssy Fairy
- Strippers and their stripper lady-driver
~ As soon as the clubs announced that they were closing, like clock-work, a dynamic duo hit me up to see if we could work out something for a bit. One had locked up temp construction job out of state and the other decided that she was going to live off of the generosity of friends and family. I informed them that I had a suite booked for a while and they they should arrive ready to explore the possibilities.
~ Since their dudes track them by their phones (and vice versa), they parked at one of their relative's place, left their phones in one car, and then drove to me. If there men checked their location, the phones were left in a car where they said that they'd be. The lady driver was just an extra friend who had nothing to do as she was planning to work in Knoxville over the weekend. I didn't want to poke any holes in their approach as I was merely glad they they made it to me in the early afternoon.
~ They arrived on time, changed into some sexy outfits, and we talked for a bit about the craziness with the pandemic. I didn't recognize their stripper lady-driver, but I could see how she could be a dancer. She claimed to work between Nashville, TN and Lexington, KY clubs, but worked in Knoxville almost 5 years ago.
~ The Visit: all aspects were steamy and erotic, but they didn't play with each other at all. The stripper lady-driver watched TV in the adjoining room and there was never any talk about her joining in on the fun. I made sure that the stripper lady-driver had my contact info before they left. I'd definitely repeat, but hopefully under more favorable circumstances.
~ Weird aspect: The stripper lady-drive texted me around 2 a.m. the next morning. She was interested in hanging out for a bit. As I was still up, I requested that we talk on the phone and she acted like I had just asked her some weird shyt. When I asked her where she was, she said she was outside the hotel, but couldn't get in without a key ,., she wanted to come up and spend the night if I were into that. In the background, I could hear some dudes talking in the background and was getting some weird vibes. I wasn't staying at the hotel anyway, was talking to her while I was at my place, but it was just odd that she would show back up to the place .,., unannounced .,., with some dudes talking in the background. I still haven't heard anything back from her.
~ The P*ssy Fairy granted my wishes with that dynamic stripper duo.
- SA gal looking for a spa day
~ I reconnected with a gal from SA I had been seeing off and on a couple of years ago. I mentioned to her that I had the massage table set up and she was welcome to come by for a bit. All she kept talking about was looking forward to the massage, not mentioning that she still had parts of the agreement to fulfill.
~ The Visit: I provided a full body massage for which she was appreciative. After the massage we head to the bedroom and complete Round 1. While cleaning up a bit, I notice that she is fully-clothed and ready to head out before I had an opportunity for Round 2. That's a deal-breaker for me, so it's a good reason I haven't connected with her in a while.
~ The P*ssy Fairy had a sense of humor.
- A SB who's sexing her Sexagenarian
~ I tossed a Hail Mary request to a former stripper, who's in her mid-30s now, so her stripper days are behind her and she's been UTR for a while. She responded that she'd love to get with me, but she wanted to make sure that she my first for the day (and hopefully my last for that day). She mentioned having great news to talk to me about, but it was something that she wanted to tell me in person.
~ She wanted to be my first for the day, so she arrived before 10 a.m. She arrived in some comfortable yoga pants and sports bra and was looking extremely fit and energetic. The good news she needed to share is that she was introduced to a guy in his 60's, was looking for companionship at a price, and needed the SB to move in with him. She took him up on the offer and that's what she's doing now: living at his place, handling his companionship and sexual needs, and just living the SB life that she was seeking.
~ The Visit: in light of her good news, she thanked me for helping her out over the years and that I never rejected her request except for the times that I was out of town. She noted that any time that we spent for the day, no matter how long, was her treat (as her financial needs were taken care of); I offered to compensate her for her time, but she adamantly refused. We spent over twelve hours that day between exercising outside, picnicking, bedroom playtime, and just enjoying each others' company and catching up. It was totally unexpected and fulfilling day. All that it cost was my time, no funds exchanged hands at all.
~ The P*ssy Fairy was generous.
Managing risk versus uncertainty
As indicative of those vignettes, I'm still on the search for that UTR or gal on SA where I can have the time and experiences that I seek without succumbing to retail rates. I'm pandering to The P*ssy Fairy so that she will grant my wishes. All of that comes with certain risks and uncertainties.
Risk is inherent in trying out a new provider, gal on SA, or UTR. The uncertainty associated with it often makes me resort to what I already know. Uncertainties always exist such as if she's batshyt crazy, strung out, quality of service, her hygiene, her reliability, and many other factors.
A major difference between uncertainty and risk is the level of reliable information. With enough reliable information, it's easier to make a calculated risk. With uncertainty, you can't take anything in the way of trade-offs and often resort to the most risk-averse posture possible. When there is so much that you don't know, one is forced to take maximum precautions (which comes at significant cost).
With the pandemic situation at hand and the flood of new providers / UTRs / SA gals on the market, the short term approach for me will be to take the most risk averse position: no new friends (providers, gals on SA, UTRs) at the moment . I'll focus on established providers in the area as I consistently know what I'm facing and they have longevity in the Knoxville area for a reason.
As with anything in this version of reality, YMMV.
Press pay for play every day. ,.
Milfman.
- Strippers and their stripper lady-driver
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03-28-20 09:46 #1474
Posts: 4922Indeed
Originally Posted by Cycle1960 [View Original Post]
A2
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03-28-20 08:53 #1473
Posts: 108I must agree
Originally Posted by TheLoad2 [View Original Post]
I will agree though unless you was there or seen evidence of the situation be very cautious of getting involved in situations like this. Definitely on here! If I was you I would tell the provider the best thing she can do for herself is get a few items as protection just incase anything like this ever happens again. I know the lady friend theload2 and I have in common ended up buying a taser, pepper spray. Also a couple of guns, which I told her she needs to be weary of pulling one. If she's going to she should probably use it. It could easily be taken away from her and pulled on her. Which The lady I'm talking about also has a Doberman who is not found of most people, myself included. I've walked in before she had her put up and I thought I was about to be attacked I hurried up shut the screen door until she could put her up. Almost shit my pants, I'm terrified of big aggressive dogs. So that may not be a bad idea for her to invest in for protection as well.
Turd.
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03-27-20 23:26 #1472
Posts: 158Careful brother mongers
Originally Posted by Geewiz [View Original Post]
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03-27-20 21:12 #1471
Posts: 412Just LOL
Originally Posted by Geewiz [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Grafenberg [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Geewiz [View Original Post]
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03-27-20 16:31 #1470
Posts: 142Exactly
Originally Posted by Winston1984 [View Original Post]
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03-27-20 12:06 #1469
Posts: 142Originally Posted by Grafenberg [View Original Post]
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03-27-20 00:00 #1468
Posts: 151Banning for leaving marks sounds good.
Originally Posted by Grafenberg [View Original Post]