Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[Kid Cisco]

Hi,

I just wanted to tell everybody that I'm a fucking idiot and I don't understand the words reviews only.

[Helista]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ne-23/17111374

Went out to see this girl tonight. Pics were accurate, and if anything she's actually smaller IRL. True spinner. Almost no hips. Hairy (which I like). Breasts were maybe an A cup, dime sized nips. Called her up, picked up first time through. Negotiated a price of. 6 (if I'm getting this right, bleh) and was directed to a local no-tell. She told me that she would give me the room number once I was in the parking lot. Called her up again once I hit the parking lot, got the room.

Answered the door in blue jeans, a blue tank, and 3 inch heels. She does have a tad of a pock marked face. You can kind'a see it in the photos, but you have to be right up on her to notice it. It was nothing too horrid, though.

Started off with small talk,"Where'd ya go to HS?" etc etc. After about two minutes of that she started undressing, I did the same. Started giving me a BBBJ, which lasted about two minutes. Missionary, doggy, back to missionary, finished off with a BBBJCIF. Still tread on the tires, and when you're talking about a guy like me that's saying something. Will repeat.

[TommyGibbs]

So after striking out in Macon last week, I kept having the urge to find someone I can see on a regular basis during my lunch hour and after work. I came across Summer: http://macon.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...her-23/7166245 The reviews from other sites were decent and she had that cute look I wanted. I opted for the $60 special and I was directed to her hotel near Riverside but nice and isolated. She's a pleasant girl, great ass, chubby, nice smile and personality. She was accommodating although she couldn't ride CG supposedly bc if a motorcycle accident. I was actually restricted to doggy after a decent CBJ. The doggy view was great along with lazy doggy which had me loving the view. I tried for missionary but she hinted that I was too deep and long. No biggie, not a deal breaker- her rack isn't the best anyway. I finished doggy an she cleaned me up with a rag. Oh, what's weird is that she tries to use scented Victoria Secret lotion as lube. That was odd and could ruin things for someone trying to be indescreet. All in all, I prob would revisit once in a while but she wasn't as freaky as I like. She's a sweet girl though so she'll see me again.

[King Booka]

Because I was going to be up 985 I decided to try someone new. Came across this ad on BP:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ed-44/16494693

This did not end well.

Call #1: asked to call back because she was slightly busy. No problem.

Call #2: called back and we spoke. Got the pertinent details out of the way-donations, location, does she see black men (yep, got to ask these days). I noticed that in between my questions she was already asking if I was coming or would like to head that way. She also asked what I did for a living, and I told her. I told her I would call back.

Call #3: called back an hour and change later after doing some business and got vm. Sent a text and got one back saying "call." we spoke again, cordial convo, she said she was available. Told me to come to exit 12 on 985 and call back. Again asked what I did for a living and I gave her the exact answer I gave before.

Call #4: called when I got off exit. At which point there was this exchange:

"what did you say you do for a living?"

*I repeat the same answer given twice previously*

"um hmm." *phone line goes dead*

Called back and got vm. Yep, for some unknown reason, I got kicked to the curb. First I sent a nice text saying I was legit. After one more call that went to vm, I sent one last text telling her if she was going to waste my time she could've told me BEFORE I made the drive.

Mongers beware.

[Sampling]

Paid a visit to Lexus in Dunwoody the other day. http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ch-22/16653436

Gated community apartment. Dedicated room and massage table. Not the same girl in the pictures, but better. She's got a tight little body. Blonde, maybe 95-100 pounds. All natural be's. 120 for the hour. She's topless and wearing some panties. Mutual touch / body to body. Massage was ok. On the flip she did the body to body rub for a while and then went in for the ending. No additional services are available, except you can convince her with a little extra money for her to join you in the shower afterwards. Shaved, and pristine. If there was one out there that you want to partake in fully, this is the one. I like the petite ones and she has an amazing body and is very good looking in my opinion. She may work with some other girls out of the same apartment. I did not see the other girl that was there at the time, but heard her in the living room making some noise. I will visit again.

[DrivinMofo]

Hi,

I just wanted to tell everybody that I'm a fucking idiot and I don't understand the words reviews only.

[TommyGibbs]

Hopefully this qualifies as a review. I don't want to call myself a fucking idiot again for not reading the rules- LOL.

I got a new job in Macon and I've had the itch lately so I decided to explore during my lunch hour. I try to secure a date before I leave for lunch that way I don't have to rush. I tried to research the area but pickings seem slim. The only reviews I saw on other sites were for Summer (http://macon.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...her-23/7166245) but she didn't return my calls. It's a shame, she looks like fun. So after calling around six different girls and getting nowhere, I took a risk on this thing: http://macon.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...al-22/17037946 Brandi. Typical two call system, she's staying in the Quality Inn behind Hooters off Riverside. She sounded ghetto sexy on the phone and I was desperate. When I got to her room a battle immediately started between my big head and my little head. Lets just say that in person she looks like a cross between a cross dressing Wesley Snipes and Jamie Foxx as Wanda in Living Color. Hideous. The makeup and lipstick she tried to cover the ugly with doesn't help. Honestly, idk if she was even a she. I looked at her legs and there was a fresh scar staring at me. At that point, I just turned around and left. Score one for the big head. She tried calling me on my way to the car but all I could think of was washing my hands and eyeballs.

So, on the way home to McDonough I decided to try my luck again. I didn't feel like hitting up my ATF bc she's been scarce lately and I also didn't feel like dealing with the skanks in Stockbridge. So I decided to give her a try: http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...at-99/14254347. Very nice on the phone and she's working out of a dump off hwy 155. Very close and convenient for me so I was hoping for new constant buddy. She quoted me $80 for a half- well she asked if $80 was ok. LOL. I laughed and told her we will discuss it later. She said BBBJ wasn't on the menu but deep throat is- whatever that means. So I get to the lobby of her place (something called American Standard something) and I see a guy in a red shirt lounging doing nothing. I see the girl peek out her room and close the door. The guy is looking at me but sizing me up he probably knows I'd kick his ass. I guess he was hoping I was some type of scrawny nerd. I act like I'm on my phone and I stare at the guy, he looks down and walks to a corner. I walk out and the chick calls me again. I tell her about the guy and she first tells me it's her brother. Then she says he's her weed guy. I hang up. This girl then texts me a sob story about her kids, that she doesn't play games, and that she will take $20 off if I come back. These chicks are hilarious.

Next day, I'm back at work ready to try a lunch hour session again. Again, slim pickings. I reach her: http://macon.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...mm-21/16922436. Not my type but I needed the release and she was literally staying 2 minutes from my job. Quoted 60 for a half. She's staying at a place next to Cheddars on Riverside drive. Now, at this point I have 30 minutes to play with and I'm hoping I get a quick nut and get back to work with a smile. To her credit, she's definitely the chick in the pictures and her rack is enticing. Her room had candles, dim light, vibrators, and toys all over. I guess she's deep into her craft. The problems: her room stunk of weed, her gut was more pronounced than mines, and the ghetto attitude. I didn't want the weed smell on my clothes and time was running out so I put my donation on the counter and unzipped. She says,"don't rush me you have to give me something first." So I pointed to the donation and she said "oh." Then she strolls over to it and starts saying something about nothing. Frustrated, I grab back the donation and just walk out. I think I added a,"***** you're taking too long." Luckily for me, my clothes didn't smell like smoke and I didn't waste money on her. Back to the plantation I went.

If anyone has a good provider in Macon, please let me know. It looks like a wasteland to me.

For the record, this is a review. Obviously the poster has been taking english lessons.

Good job,

A2

[Atlantaasian]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ue-25/17007710

Been out of the scene for a while and just got rolling back.

Anyways just came back from seeing this one. Fake pics, flab on stomach from childbirth with a decent face.

Agreed on 100 for quick, started CBJ with too much hand action. I said I was ready and she asked me for more money first. I said we agreed but she said the junk was hers and she could do whatever she wanted. I told her that was not what was agreed and at this point junior has fallen asleep. She continued to offer uninspired CBJ and I said enough was enough and I took the money back, put my clothes on and bolted. Be careful of this scam artist, I am not putting up with this crap! By the way this is the first time ever for me and I have seen a few in my times.

Happy hunting elsewhere my friends!

[Bigcountryboi]

So I have to take back what I said about Sky earlier. I kept seeing that ad and had to try one more time, so I did. I'm glad I did; hard to tell if that is exactly her in the pictures. She has more tattoos than the pics but she had an amazing booty. I love a soft round white ass and she definitely had a lovely one. I opted for the quick stop for. 6 and definitely enjoyed the time spent. I will say the only downside to the visit was she had a call come in as I was cleaning up, which she took and gave the caller the instructions to the room. Terrible end to a happy visit. I hope she's not always like that. It's worth the repeat just in case she isn't.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ot-22/16806668

The pics are definitely not her. She is smaller than the woman in the pics and she isn't even blonde. She does have a nice juicy ass and can definitely take a pounding. I saw her for a half an hour session. She didn't rush and was pretty talkative and friendly. Asked if I had any fetishes and she seemed prepared with a few toys. Funny thing was that when she went to locate her vibrator it turns out that it may have been stolen by another client earlier that evening. Shame on one of you.

[Bigcountryboi]

Seen Auntie today. Older, bigger, but not bad looking when you consider her age. Gave me several BJ's and pops over the space of a half hour, really eager, friendly, and suuuuper deep throat. Originally qouted 150 for a hour (outcall) said fuck that and talked her to 80 for the half with 3 nuts off. Great, GREAT head. Cannot stress enough. I mean deep throat to the balls and let me finish on her face. Give her a shot.

I saw this one when she went by another name in Alabama. You are right about the DT, no gag reflex at all and this was with a CBJ.

[Jrzy Boy 21]

I see some of you are just fucking morons who don't understand what "reviews only" means. It means post the review here, and reply or discuss in the other thread.

Anyways, here's my REVIEW. Kept seeing MJ's add so I decided to give her a call. She was nice sounding on the phone, it was late and no other providers were answering and I kind of dig thicker white girls. Anyways arrived at an extended stay in Marietta. She opened the door in heels, fishnets and a sexy outfit. The pics are her but she is WAY bigger than her pics suggest. She was actually too big for my liking. I stayed because she didn't post fake pics and didn't misrepresent herself, I just misunderstood how big she was. I'm not talking Shamu big, but she's big. Anyways she claims to be the best at BJ, but said BBBJ was an extra $40. I wasn't dumping anymore money into this visit. Got an average CBJ and plowed her in mish until I was done. Cleaned up and was on my way home.

Damage s1xty for f1fteen.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...al-28/15642728

[MrPhantom]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ew-22/14322113

Saw the ad, pics look good; however wasn't representative of what the actual girl is. Pics may be old, ad states she's 22 so perhaps she looked better in her younger day? Guess the business has taken its toll on her. She's pretty tall around 5'11" w / o heels, body wasn't as tight as it should be-flabby; ad says she has 34D's-its actually more like C's, if she has 34D's then I got a 12" dick. I suggested she get fit and hit the gym, she countered with doing the business is her working out / physical activity for the day. Rates were. 6 for the quick, .100 haf, etc. I decided to not partake and turned around. She's staying off a notel in Stockbridge behind the Golden Corral.

[Sadsack2]

I was in the Alpharetta area, and found her under Body Rubs, so I thought I would give her a try. $80 for 30 minutes. Probably the worse massage in the last few years. Definitely will not repeat. She works out of a hotel near North Point Mall. Room was a mess. She was definitely a BBW, with sagging tits. Too many rules. You can touch the boobs, but not the nipples. She was watching TV, while giving a lack luster rub, and starting about 5 minutes in, she repeated "you can turn over whenever you are ready". She did that every few minutes. I decided to turn over, get it over with and get out. She advertises for 1 hour for $100.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ft-28/13995154

I tried this saggy tit provider with the same results. Had a large massage table. You forgot to mention the 3 dogs in the room. She was watching TV and talking my ears off. Good report.

Sadsack2

[Gashy Guy]

I was in the Alpharetta area, and found her under Body Rubs, so I thought I would give her a try. $80 for 30 minutes. Probably the worse massage in the last few years. Definitely will not repeat. She works out of a hotel near North Point Mall. Room was a mess. She was definitely a BBW, with sagging tits. Too many rules. You can touch the boobs, but not the nipples. She was watching TV, while giving a lack luster rub, and starting about 5 minutes in, she repeated "you can turn over whenever you are ready". She did that every few minutes. I decided to turn over, get it over with and get out. She advertises for 1 hour for $100.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ft-28/13995154

[SouthAtl]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ez-19/16918755

Went to see "Ashly" but she told me her name was Courtney. Located at the Quality Inn between the McDonalds and the Golden Corral. Anyway, donation was $ for a 1/2 hour. She was about 5'1", weighing about 150. Face was a 5, body was a 4. She was a little lumpy, had a flat ass but had nice breast (yes, just one Nite). I'd say 38DD or so but those things flipped and flopped during our entire session so that's what I concentrated on.

I asked her what was available and she stated no kissing and no greek. Satisfied that I should get everything else I wanted, she started out with CBJ (BBBJ was not offered nor wanted). She went at it for 5 minutes or so and told me about midway to let her know when I was ready. It wasn't good at first. It got better once I stuck FIV and she started to give it a little more attention. I asked her to move to 69, she complied, but I did not choose to DATY. Everything smelled clean and it gave me a chance to shove a couple of fingers in there to get the action started. She was a little dry and really never moistened up.

We moved to Cowgirl so I could watch the breast (yep, still just one Nite) and get some titty time. Spent about 10 minutes having her work me over and I could tell she needed a break. Moved to doggy with the mirror in site and pounded her for another 10 minutes until I finished. She never complained about the time, never groaned about anything. She cleaned me up and sent me on my merry way. I believe that she rooms with the LALA girl that GetUrRollOnMan at the same hotel. I would repeat but I'm the kind of guy that likes my usual AMP girl in McDonough more consistent than the random BP girl for safety reasons.