UGGS. How LOW would you go?

[WaveRider]

WAVERIDER. Crazy (in bed) is good. Well, until crazy (not in bed) happens!

I'm talking Kathy Bates from Misery crazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OlolbLXvw

[Pok Gai]

You have to add up the 2 numbers and divide you had a threesome with 2 6's. Most would do a 5 so your still ahead and if it didn't cost anything well there you go.

LOL no. I really wanted to do the math. In this case. 9+3 really only equalled 9. Actually it was probably more like 9-3. Giving me a day to think about it, I guess I would still do it (knowing I may not see the 9 again).

It wasn't exactly free. Tipped the promoter $.2 rounds of shots in VEGAS. Ouch! All in all. Like an hour with vegas escort. But then again, I got 2 visits. So yeah. Good deal if we just looking at money.

WAVERIDER. Crazy (in bed) is good. Well, until crazy (not in bed) happens!

[Kealee29]

I think we have all stuck it in to Crazy before. I just seem to find all the winners.

I was with a chick once who would pause suddenly in the middle of sex, and make me just lay in bed while she stood over me, trying to see my 'aura'. Apparently auras are easier to see when a person in emotionally charged, so the middle of sex was the best time.

Wierdest feeling in the world.

There was this other asian girl that I liked alot. We met during a convention and started messing around a bit but I wanted the relationship to be much more than just sex well one evening we had some drinks that led to us to some nice kinky fun. I like a freaky girl but this was a little over the top. I slept at her place. Woke up the next morning all cool and cudly like that at 9 am. She wouldn't let me leave for like an hour, she was all over me and wouldn't let go. She told me to call her at 6pm that night when she was done with work she gave me a kiss and a huge ass hug. I call her at 6pm, she acts like she doesn't know me. Umm? Anyway she asks me to come over for a bit to have a drink and what not. After about 2 hours of watching tv, something in her head snapped and she was yelling at me to get out of her house! Then she hit me with the door on my way out. I couldn't figure out what happened and sat in my car with a WTF look on my face. I know that the action was good because she told me that she hadn't been boned that good before in her life. Plus all the screaming and biting and scratching and moaning and other "love marks" all over me.

I have more stories I just seem to be catching all the winners damn it

[WaveRider]

Don't be shame. I've never said no to a threesome myself and there's a bunch of guys who won't say no either when given a chance. Been in a devil's threesome (MMF) too. Those do come with a bit of regret.

I have a simple philosophy of

"if the dick goes up, then bueno. Let's do this" and "If it don't go up, then no bueno. No can".

That doesn't mean I didn't knock boots with girls some wouldn't even touch with a long pole-some 5's and 6's. But looks are subjective and as long as they held up to the first part and not the last, it was fine.

The only one I kind of regret is one in college. Was my first white girl, so I was all stoked about it. Little did I know I broke another rule which all men should abide by: NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. What happened after was just horror. Good thing she flunked out her sophomore year.

Your case is more of a "price of admission" deal. Sometimes it's worth it, and sometimes it isn't.

[Hostelxxxx]

You have to add up the 2 numbers and divide you had a threesome with 2 6's. Most would do a 5 so your still ahead and if it didn't cost anything well there you go.

[Memahu]

I would do it with a woman who has a buddah face and a hot bod. I would do it with a woman who has a pretty face and a soft bod. But, I won't do it with a woman who has a bad bod and a buddah face.

[Pok Gai]

UGGS. You know. The ones you really have to think about AFTER you done the did. Like. Did I just hit that?

(Disclaimer. For all the ladies / providers on this forum, I'm not trying to be insensitive. You find some guys repulsive too!)

I was going to post this in VEGAS, but guys there are pretty lame (well maybe I'm spoiled by the Hawaii crew) , then thought maybe Freebies here. But Since it was a first (new low) , I thought I'd start something new. I mean, not all stories can be great war stories. If you shame, and don't want to share it's ok. I don't know you fools anyways!

I took a bad beating in Vegas a few months back. But got a free trip on Mr Wynns dime. So I meet some girl at the airport. Figure why not set up something now. We split a cab to the north strip. Honestly I prob just got used for the cab fare. GREAT start to my weekend. But we planned to meet up at Marquee that night, she had a table with some friends and I was welcomed to join her and her friends. So I get there a like 1/2 hour early and snag some pizza. Then the girl stops replying back / picking up her phone-that place does have the worst reception. You can have full bars. But no calls / text / nothing. Sooo many people. But I think the (LOL censored. INSERT female description that rhymes) ditched me. After waiting 30 mins, said F'it! I'll go gamble instead and payback the Wynn. So I'm walking down towards the escalator then there's this commotion in front of the club. I guess this bachelorette party's host screwed up their reservation or something. Weird, it wasn't that busy (I mean normal busy) , and it wasn't a headliner. So being nosy I chat up 3 of them who were away from the bouncer seeing whats up. This group of girls was mostly 7s with a 9 and a 3-3. 5. I would take one for the team on all of them except for that 3. Felt kind of bad for them, so I hit up a promoter at XS I met on my last trip. He's a friend of a friend, so I wasn't sure what he'd do for us. It was kind of late, but Guy says it's super busy, but if I could get there in 30 mins. He'd get us all in. So I finally convince the group to ditch, and head with me to XS. Place was packed! So buy the girl 2 rounds of shots, give the bacherlorette some attention, your usual blah blah. Thank you, you're so sweet. I finally peel off the 9 from the group. But her sidekick (the 3) just wouldn't leave. So A-game on, and a TEAM of 1 (no freaking WING MAN on a solo vegas trip. MISTAKE! Not that I'd ever ask anyone to take that grenade). The 9s willing to go to her room, but I HAD to bring her best friend (the 3) with us. I never thought in the world I'd ever think about turning down a 3-some. But the 9 tells me, this girl is just really anit-social and didn't want to leave her there since the others girls would ditch her. Told me she'd make it worth my while if I showed her some love. Not trying to be a dick, plus JR wanted to hit it bad. She gets me to agree. Then this 3 had to Fn think about it. Are you Fn serious?

This 9. Best I can describe her is like Vicky from MFG, but taller. She really did make it ALMOST worth my while. I say almost, because now I shudder thinking about the 3. She just wasnt into it / experienced. I tried to fake it my best! At least I got to see the 9 again yesterday before I flew out. Nasty little thing when it was just 2 of us. She had a condom at her place, but I didn't at my room. Tells me she's not on the pill, so I couldn't cum inside her. But I could come ANYWHERE I wanted to. Dropped a load in her ass! Anals not my thing, but she loved it. AMAZING!

Ok yeah. So maybe it's not a fully BAD story. I had a good time this weekend. But it's so tainted. Everytime I think of the 9, there will be that 3! Going to wash my mind now!