UGGS. How LOW would you go?

[JackMayhoff]

Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).

Quite possible that was her pimp picking her up not a customer. Back in the day, had a black pimp in Waikiki who drove a silver Mercedes suv but I haven't seen him or his girls around since Kūhiō got renovated, I figured they left for the mainland.

[BoboBrotha]

I have, and still would go pretty low. It has its own weird type of excitement. However, I only do this if the cost matches the looks. I have never, and probably never will pick up SW, mainly because I don't think I would enjoy it in a car, but I've seen some pretty fugly incall ladies. Haha, I remember one old one that lived and operated in the Marco Polo bldg before that fire. She also ran a real estate business there too. That was. Interesting. But I'm glad I did it.

[DangerBoy]

Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).

Eh. Some people like slumming.

Or maybe that guy has to cut corners to afford that Merc.

[Cosmic Kid]

Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).

May or may not be a simple case of "low standards". Possible sure, but it just sounds to me as if some other factor could be involved. Maybe it's a weird fetish thing with the guy. Or could be some kind of emotional trauma / mental short-circuit, like, even though he's well-off financially, doesn't matter; because for whatever reason, his personal self-respect is so injured that this brand of seriously ruined woman is all he is capable of allowing himself to have sex with? Just speculating out of the box here, obviously.

[Redneck 1]

Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).

[Choni]

This is some funny shit! One guy commented maybe she likes chocolate in her cream.

I think that's worse than going Ass To Mouth (ATM).

[Botoman]

...15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

This is some funny shit! One guy commented maybe she likes chocolate in her cream.

[Redneck 1]

When I used to patronize hostess bars years ago, I would sometimes find it remarkable how different some of the women (especially older ones) would look when comparing their carefully prepared nighttime versions in the bar to their "real life" daytime versions with no cosmetics and other appearance enhancements.

I remembered that when I recently saw a candid photo of purportedly "glamorous" television celebrity and former supermodel Tyra Banks, who's now forty-one. To her credit, she bravely posted that photo on the internet herself, and it's attached below on the left. Click on it. Yikes! OMG!

Now compare it to the photo of Tyra on the right, with heavy makeup, soft lighting, tinted contact lenses and nicely done hair.

Just goes to show, the alluring and enchanting woman you see at night may look much different in the morning, LOL.

[Pok Gai]

What Pokeman808 said! I don't mind kissing a girl after I pop in her mouth. But I definitely don't like chocolate in my mouth. So yes, I went down for another visit. She's really a lot better looking now then she was in Vegas. I've been with worse. Nothing really new to report from yesterday, other then she had the butt plug in her when I arrived. Same positions. COF. Only 1 pop. Had to leave already. She's here for a few more days, not sure if I'll get another go. Kind of hard to get away from the SO on our days off. But if anything new to report, I'll move it to freebies. Just thought I'd bump this for the original post from last year.

What is there to think about? You think she is weird about wanting cum in her ass but she probably thinks you're weird wanting to CIM. Both submissive acts on her part. Go with it what she wants to do and leave a load in her ass. Maybe she'll let you take a pic of her squeezing the cream pie out of her ass. Besides, can you get this action in an AMP and for free too?

Maybe she likes chocolate with her milk. LOL

[Pokeman808]

So I get a text from a number I did not recognize yesterday. This girl is telling me how we partied in Vegas, and was sad I didn't remember her. I was at the gym BTW, and I hate being bothered during my workouts. But I give her a ring, and she sounds cute. So I tell her sorry. I do go to Vegas a lot, and I'm usually pretty medicated to where things can be a blur. So she's reminding me of the night and I'm like stoked. I remember the hottie 9, who basically would let me hit it, if we included her grenade of a friend. Anyways, so this girl just got to Hawaii, and was in her hotel room. Wanted to see if I wanted to hookup. It took some convincing on her part, but she gets JR to make my decision. I wanted to clean up, get out of my gym clothes. But she tells me to just go to the hotel.

I get to the room, and I cannot believe my eyes. But it was the grenade. WTF. I don't even remember giving this girl my number. She really looked a lot better then she did. She lost some serious weight. I'd say she's like a 5-6 now just for her body. She still had this really granola / homely look to her though. I'm quickly running through my mind. Do I really want to still hit it? Would I be a dick to just walk? She knew I was thinking it was her friend. Asked if I was disappointed it wasn't the friend. I kinda paused, and told her I was surprised, because it didn't seem like she liked me in Vegas. I'm there already, I'm in the room. And she did have a pretty banging body. F! It. So compliment her on weight and how good she looks now. Yada yada BS sob story of hers + some drinks. I don't drink during the day, but for this girl. Exceptions can be made.

So I needed to shower, she decides to get clean with me. Some DFK, the she wants to clean JR. Soaps JR up, rinses off and then gets on her knees for some BBBJ. Wow this girl must've been giving a lot of head in the past year. I don't remember her being that good, it was one of the better BJs I've had. So we dry up and head to the bed. Start some DATY, and she wants 69. Tells me she wants me in her, put her in mish and after about 10 mins, I kinda started to go limp. I pull out and tell her to flip over for some K9. Pretty nice ass. I love these latina chicks! K9 felt way better for JR, plus the view was much better from behind. 15 mins and I'm getting close. She tells me to cum inside her. Writing this now, I don't know what I was thinking. But at the time. I really did not want to pop inside. The thought process was I definitely don't want / need a kid with you. Just funny to think about it now, because I've never had a problem with others. But yeah, I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth, her BJ was so amazing. She doesn't do that, but I could on her face. Decisions! I went for the face. I actually got a bit in her mouth. Which she didn't seem too happy. We clean up, and she's wondering if I'd come back. I tell her maybe. Work, busy week, blah blah. She wasn't taking the NO, so I told her I had an SO. She laughs at me, and said it's ok she had a man back home too. What's happens in Hawaii. We laugh about it.

She says if I wasn't planning to come back, then we had to fuck one more time. I can be iffy for msog, and it was so late in the afternoon already. But she me I can't go till I fuck her ass. Anal is not my thing, but when the words "cum in my ass" came out, I was sold. Called work, moved some appointments around. Cover story for the SO set. So I asked her if she'd mind if we use a condom. Opens up her suitcase. And she was prepared. Condoms, lube, a pretty big ass dildo, butt plug, cuffs. She just got a condom out and the lube. Sits me on the sofa and kneels in from of me for BBBJ. It wasn't happening JR wasn't interested. She's like it's okay, you just need rest. So we cuddle on the bed, and some LFK and she strokes JR. She then goes down and starts to rim me + HJ. Girl has her tongue deep up my ass. She's telling me how good it tastes, and yeah JR starts to wakes up. She gets some lube for her asshole, and starts to finger it. Now changing to BJ while fingering herself. 10 mins, she gets on her back and I slide it in her ass. We go slow for a bit till she's stretched out, and now she's starting to push back / forth on me. She swaped to K9 then CG. And I just wasnt feeling it. I flat out tell her anals not my thing. But we could go as much as she wanted. She told me to fuck her K9 in the pussy, but I had to pop in her ass. Man. What is this girls thing about cum in her ass? 15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =D

Maybe she likes chocolate with her milk. LOL

[Idusixtyning]

Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =D

What is there to think about? You think she is weird about wanting cum in her ass but she probably thinks you're weird wanting to CIM. Both submissive acts on her part. Go with it what she wants to do and leave a load in her ass. Maybe she'll let you take a pic of her squeezing the cream pie out of her ass. Besides, can you get this action in an AMP and for free too?

[HornyDog808]

If you don't go. Ill go for you LOL.

So I get a text from a number I did not recognize yesterday. This girl is telling me how we partied in Vegas, and was sad I didn't remember her. I was at the gym BTW, and I hate being bothered during my workouts. But I give her a ring, and she sounds cute. So I tell her sorry. I do go to Vegas a lot, and I'm usually pretty medicated to where things can be a blur. So she's reminding me of the night and I'm like stoked. I remember the hottie 9, who basically would let me hit it, if we included her grenade of a friend. Anyways, so this girl just got to Hawaii, and was in her hotel room. Wanted to see if I wanted to hookup. It took some convincing on her part, but she gets JR to make my decision. I wanted to clean up, get out of my gym clothes. But she tells me to just go to the hotel.

I get to the room, and I cannot believe my eyes. But it was the grenade. WTF. I don't even remember giving this girl my number. She really looked a lot better then she did. She lost some serious weight. I'd say she's like a 5-6 now just for her body. She still had this really granola / homely look to her though. I'm quickly running through my mind. Do I really want to still hit it? Would I be a dick to just walk? She knew I was thinking it was her friend. Asked if I was disappointed it wasn't the friend. I kinda paused, and told her I was surprised, because it didn't seem like she liked me in Vegas. I'm there already, I'm in the room. And she did have a pretty banging body. F! It. So compliment her on weight and how good she looks now. Yada yada BS sob story of hers + some drinks. I don't drink during the day, but for this girl. Exceptions can be made.

So I needed to shower, she decides to get clean with me. Some DFK, the she wants to clean JR. Soaps JR up, rinses off and then gets on her knees for some BBBJ. Wow this girl must've been giving a lot of head in the past year. I don't remember her being that good, it was one of the better BJs I've had. So we dry up and head to the bed. Start some DATY, and she wants 69. Tells me she wants me in her, put her in mish and after about 10 mins, I kinda started to go limp. I pull out and tell her to flip over for some K9. Pretty nice ass. I love these latina chicks! K9 felt way better for JR, plus the view was much better from behind. 15 mins and I'm getting close. She tells me to cum inside her. Writing this now, I don't know what I was thinking. But at the time. I really did not want to pop inside. The thought process was I definitely don't want / need a kid with you. Just funny to think about it now, because I've never had a problem with others. But yeah, I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth, her BJ was so amazing. She doesn't do that, but I could on her face. Decisions! I went for the face. I actually got a bit in her mouth. Which she didn't seem too happy. We clean up, and she's wondering if I'd come back. I tell her maybe. Work, busy week, blah blah. She wasn't taking the NO, so I told her I had an SO. She laughs at me, and said it's ok she had a man back home too. What's happens in Hawaii. We laugh about it.

She says if I wasn't planning to come back, then we had to fuck one more time. I can be iffy for msog, and it was so late in the afternoon already. But she me I can't go till I fuck her ass. Anal is not my thing, but when the words "cum in my ass" came out, I was sold. Called work, moved some appointments around. Cover story for the SO set. So I asked her if she'd mind if we use a condom. Opens up her suitcase. And she was prepared. Condoms, lube, a pretty big ass dildo, butt plug, cuffs. She just got a condom out and the lube. Sits me on the sofa and kneels in from of me for BBBJ. It wasn't happening JR wasn't interested. She's like it's okay, you just need rest. So we cuddle on the bed, and some LFK and she strokes JR. She then goes down and starts to rim me + HJ. Girl has her tongue deep up my ass. She's telling me how good it tastes, and yeah JR starts to wakes up. She gets some lube for her asshole, and starts to finger it. Now changing to BJ while fingering herself. 10 mins, she gets on her back and I slide it in her ass. We go slow for a bit till she's stretched out, and now she's starting to push back / forth on me. She swaped to K9 then CG. And I just wasnt feeling it. I flat out tell her anals not my thing. But we could go as much as she wanted. She told me to fuck her K9 in the pussy, but I had to pop in her ass. Man. What is this girls thing about cum in her ass? 15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =D

[Patrick Batman]

I'm sure most of us would be willing to pinch-hit for you if she's that desperate in seeking another good time! LOL.

[Lopaka Smith]

I met this girl's older sister off one of those chat lines, and we rocked each other's world for a few weeks.

38Ds, tight clean sweet tasting nani and could ride a cock with the right rythm that could make you last a LONG time.

Her sister had a close to identical body but a not-as-pleasing face.

She wasnt "ugly" persay but she just wasnt hot.

When I stopped at her place one day and after doing the deed older sister asked if I could do a favor. And give her kid sis some action. I was thinking WTF?

I initially balked, then she started blowing me. This girl could suck chrome off a Hudson Hornet. She said stay there. Got up and walked out of the room. Came back with her sister with me laying bare ass naked on the bed and my cock pointing at the sky. Baby sis smiled and said "for me?" and closed the door and started stripping her clothes off. She was thinner than Sis, but had 38D's which made them look even bigger than Big Sis' rack.

Damn her body was bangin'. She said sis told her I was an expert pussy eater, I told her to sit that on my face and she'll find out firsthand. She said Sis gets all the action she just gets to watch guys walk in hear the noises and then leave. Said our noises made her crazy horny and she was fingering herself while we fucked. She straddled my face and she tasted great. Didn't take her long until her thighs were gripping my head and she was bucking wildly as I tounged her clit and her slit. When she came she squirted a little in my mouth. She was crazy wet so she slid down my chest and slid right onto my hardon. She gasped as I slid into her as she said "its so thick", and all I could think of was how tight it was.

A few minutes of cowgirl, and I needed a breather so I wouldn't pop too soon. I got her to straddle my lap as we made out. Lots of DFK with her saying no one ever did her like this before. It was about there I realized she used no makeup, and a little would go a long way to helping her apperarance. But never mind. We can talk about this later. I stood her up and pushed her against the wall face first, checking out a PERFECT ass, gorgeous legs, a thin waist and curvy hips. Damn. The more I look the better this gets!

I nibble on her neck, ears, run my tongue down her back, then spread her asscheeks and start rimming her, she moans loud and asks if I want to fuck her there. She says no one ever has. Looks like a trip to Greece is my trip of the day! Back to the bed, I lay her face down and run my tongue into her ass again, then my fingers, one at a time, starting with my pinky and working to my thumb the entire time she is moaning and saying she wants my cock up her ass. So I oblige. No lube so I used lotion and spread her cheeks wide as I pressed the head against her back door. I pushed and she cried briefly, so I pulled back, she said no. MORE. A little more lotion and we tried again, got the head all the way in and let adjust to the girth. I pulled out, looked at her spread wide hole and stuffed my cock back inside, this time a little further. She grabbed a pillow and stuffed it into her mouth to stifle her screams. OMG her ass felt great. I slowly worked it all the way in and then looked at her and whispered "are you OK?" She looked back at me and said FUCK ME HARD! That was the sign I needed and started working in and out of her as we started to rock together.

Obviously this girl was deprived. And wanted it hard and deep. Heck, I'm not complaining.

I don't know how long I pounded that ass but it felt like forever (I'm not superman so I know it was probably 10-15 mins tops) Until I blew a huge load inside her cheeks.

Her sister stucke her head in the room to see if we were OK and said to me that there had better be some left for her. YIKES!

It was a great day.

Sis later learned about doing makeup and started to look better and better. She finally hooked up with a guy that she has been with for a while. She says it was my training that helped her. HA.

[Pok Gai]

So I get a text from a number I did not recognize yesterday. This girl is telling me how we partied in Vegas, and was sad I didn't remember her. I was at the gym BTW, and I hate being bothered during my workouts. But I give her a ring, and she sounds cute. So I tell her sorry. I do go to Vegas a lot, and I'm usually pretty medicated to where things can be a blur. So she's reminding me of the night and I'm like stoked. I remember the hottie 9, who basically would let me hit it, if we included her grenade of a friend. Anyways, so this girl just got to Hawaii, and was in her hotel room. Wanted to see if I wanted to hookup. It took some convincing on her part, but she gets JR to make my decision. I wanted to clean up, get out of my gym clothes. But she tells me to just go to the hotel.

I get to the room, and I cannot believe my eyes. But it was the grenade. WTF. I don't even remember giving this girl my number. She really looked a lot better then she did. She lost some serious weight. I'd say she's like a 5-6 now just for her body. She still had this really granola / homely look to her though. I'm quickly running through my mind. Do I really want to still hit it? Would I be a dick to just walk? She knew I was thinking it was her friend. Asked if I was disappointed it wasn't the friend. I kinda paused, and told her I was surprised, because it didn't seem like she liked me in Vegas. I'm there already, I'm in the room. And she did have a pretty banging body. F! It. So compliment her on weight and how good she looks now. Yada yada BS sob story of hers + some drinks. I don't drink during the day, but for this girl. Exceptions can be made.

So I needed to shower, she decides to get clean with me. Some DFK, the she wants to clean JR. Soaps JR up, rinses off and then gets on her knees for some BBBJ. Wow this girl must've been giving a lot of head in the past year. I don't remember her being that good, it was one of the better BJs I've had. So we dry up and head to the bed. Start some DATY, and she wants 69. Tells me she wants me in her, put her in mish and after about 10 mins, I kinda started to go limp. I pull out and tell her to flip over for some K9. Pretty nice ass. I love these latina chicks! K9 felt way better for JR, plus the view was much better from behind. 15 mins and I'm getting close. She tells me to cum inside her. Writing this now, I don't know what I was thinking. But at the time. I really did not want to pop inside. The thought process was I definitely don't want / need a kid with you. Just funny to think about it now, because I've never had a problem with others. But yeah, I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth, her BJ was so amazing. She doesn't do that, but I could on her face. Decisions! I went for the face. I actually got a bit in her mouth. Which she didn't seem too happy. We clean up, and she's wondering if I'd come back. I tell her maybe. Work, busy week, blah blah. She wasn't taking the NO, so I told her I had an SO. She laughs at me, and said it's ok she had a man back home too. What's happens in Hawaii. We laugh about it.

She says if I wasn't planning to come back, then we had to fuck one more time. I can be iffy for msog, and it was so late in the afternoon already. But she me I can't go till I fuck her ass. Anal is not my thing, but when the words "cum in my ass" came out, I was sold. Called work, moved some appointments around. Cover story for the SO set. So I asked her if she'd mind if we use a condom. Opens up her suitcase. And she was prepared. Condoms, lube, a pretty big ass dildo, butt plug, cuffs. She just got a condom out and the lube. Sits me on the sofa and kneels in from of me for BBBJ. It wasn't happening JR wasn't interested. She's like it's okay, you just need rest. So we cuddle on the bed, and some LFK and she strokes JR. She then goes down and starts to rim me + HJ. Girl has her tongue deep up my ass. She's telling me how good it tastes, and yeah JR starts to wakes up. She gets some lube for her asshole, and starts to finger it. Now changing to BJ while fingering herself. 10 mins, she gets on her back and I slide it in her ass. We go slow for a bit till she's stretched out, and now she's starting to push back / forth on me. She swaped to K9 then CG. And I just wasnt feeling it. I flat out tell her anals not my thing. But we could go as much as she wanted. She told me to fuck her K9 in the pussy, but I had to pop in her ass. Man. What is this girls thing about cum in her ass? 15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =D