UGGS. How LOW would you go?

[Big Gulp]

My experience was at CHM15 to 20 years ago. My regulars were Tina and Sandy for those who remembered. Anyway, I go to the place on a afternoon and Mama leads to the room closest to where the ladies sleeping quarters were. Does anyone know how a kitchen mama or a korean gilf looks like? Well, she was worse looking than any of those types of women, LOL. I'm like, fuck it I'm horny. She massages me for a while and lets her fingers roam all over me. I wouldn't dare go down on her so I ask for a BJ to get me hard, then the dirty deed after. We all know the butter joke as in (anything but her face). In this case, she was a butter everything. The irony was her pogi was ok to be honest. I guess it was for a lack of dick over the years.

Speaking of which, Mama only gave me BJ while drunk and in front of the massage person I chose. Did anyone get FS from her?

They must be like 70 or 80 by now.

[Makana9]

Yes, many times. Wish that she was still available as a provider.

That motion, always my go too, never need to worry unless I got a text from my fav at GS so depends. Mama was so much fun, so much, and IMHO loved her DT plus dirty talk, moaning purr to literally screaming ooffing. So many memories, miss Lisa too and the Legend with her ice water. Use to have fun on my BDay there, they give me gifts (mostly shirts but couple of times got some good stuff!) and did the 2 x 3 xsomes, remember making one or 2 or more who came but was closed for the next couple hours. Sorry braddahs, my bad! Birthdays still good, but not as good as when I would get my CHM. So missed!

[Redneck 1]

Speaking of which, Mama only gave me BJ while drunk and in front of the massage person I chose. Did anyone get FS from her?

Yes, many times. Wish that she was still available as a provider.

[KeepGoing]

My experience was at CHM15 to 20 years ago. My regulars were Tina and Sandy for those who remembered. Anyway, I go to the place on a afternoon and Mama leads to the room closest to where the ladies sleeping quarters were. Does anyone know how a kitchen mama or a korean gilf looks like? Well, she was worse looking than any of those types of women, LOL. I'm like, fuck it I'm horny. She massages me for a while and lets her fingers roam all over me. I wouldn't dare go down on her so I ask for a BJ to get me hard, then the dirty deed after. We all know the butter joke as in (anything but her face). In this case, she was a butter everything. The irony was her pogi was ok to be honest. I guess it was for a lack of dick over the years.

Speaking of which, Mama only gave me BJ while drunk and in front of the massage person I chose. Did anyone get FS from her?

[SUNG JOONG]

Saw one of the mature females at one of the popular AMP's without makeup recently, won't mention names but she went from a must try to a maybe if everyone is busy.

After all, she is someone who I think needs makeup. I'm just not ready to become Hawaii version of Caitlin Jenner. Until I have gut to do it and walk the street, I must continue this. What can be more low than an attempt murder? I'm really capable of anything.

[Big Gulp]

Saw one of the mature females at one of the popular AMP's without makeup recently, won't mention names but she went from a must try to a maybe if everyone is busy.

[Enona1]

One time had this middle aged one, not pretty, kinda plain. Was tempted to ask Chanel for someone else but didn't want to be a jerk. When she took her clothes off she had a good body and enjoyed DATY a lot! She started cumming and her hips were jerking involuntarily. She pulled me up, grabbed my dick and stuck it in her. When I told her I was cumming she held on to my hips, wouldn't let me pull out. It was a good time. Never saw her again. Wish I didn't forget her name. No regrets!

[Big Gulp]

I remember I did a lineup at couple of the AMP's, turned the girls down because I saw nothing I liked. Felt bad for hurting their egos / pride but I'm not wasting money on someone that I don't find attraction too, don't need to be a perfect 10 but got to be at least appealing on some level.

[KeepGoing]

My experience was almost the same as yours. It happened late 90's for me. Called that one number on pennysaver and scheduled an appointment with a haole miif bordering on gilf. It was an outcall and her place was located at one of those apts in McCully. I doubt any of you mongers would touch her, LOL. Lets just say she was flabby and shaped like a pear. I had buyers remorse, lmao. Ever since that day, I stuck with MPs.

[How To]

About 10 years ago, I was working on Maui. I was really horny and wanted to try different things. I was in contact with Volcano Girls (do you remember them? But the mamasan (whose name I forgot) was trying hard to find me a girl on Maui to try. She kept making me dates, but the girls kept cancelling on me. She got really upset and I just said I would find someone else. I had no internet there and only had Maui's version of the Pennysaver. I called this one girl and set up a time (it was close to my hotel). The place was an apartment complex and when I found her place, the door was open and just a security screen closed. The TV was blaring with Wheel of Fortune (yep, I still remember that was on!) so it was early evening. I knocked and she told me to come in. She was sitting on the couch in lingerie watching TV. She was this middle aged over weight white woman. She told me to sit down and she wanted to finish watching "wheel". OK! I SHOULD HAVE BAILED, BUT I WAS HORNY! Wheel finished and we went to her bedroom. She place a condom and lube on her dresser and I got undressed. She kneeled and started a toothy BBBJ. I worked through it and lifted her up and put her on the bed. I don't think she had panties on, because I remember her telling me to put the condom on and grab the lube for her. She was really hairy and I don't think I was really hard. I put the condom on myself and she lubed herself. I just pounded her until I came. I went to the bathroom, put the condom in the trash (there was another condom in there already), cleaned myself up, put part of the donation on her dresser (I think she wanted $$ I left $. 5) and walked out.
I think her name was Carmen.
Talk about a walk of shame back to my car.

[Prudential808]

How many of you saw your favorite provider (AMP, mt, SW, bar girl, etc) without make up and 2nd guessed if you still wanted to have another session with her?

Actually some girls look better without makeup or in bright light. Eapecially girls in their 20's-30's and some in 40's.

But yikes. Granny top service girls outside. They have joke face who will smile when they hear their sibling died. Too much facial lifting. Too much plastic surgery to make their eyes and nose bigger.

[TrialnError]

I dipped below my standards and most other guys standards a few times. Sometimes when you're in a pinch, what's in front of you has to do sometimes.

[Willy Wood]

How many of you saw your favorite provider (AMP, mt, SW, bar girl, etc) without make up and 2nd guessed if you still wanted to have another session with her?

[BoboBrotha]

Lets be real-.

I'm looking for someone ugly, cheap, and has incall.

Help a fellow out. Inbox me.

Just giving this a bump because I've been feeling kind of slummy lately.

[BoboBrotha]

Lets be real-.

I'm looking for someone ugly, cheap, and has incall.

Help a fellow out. Inbox me.