Beautifulh/Helena's Pointless Drama

[Member #4558]

Oh now, OW! You know I plan to offer full color pics to every single guy who sees me. It doesn't matter how long they want the date, if it's an hour or 4 hours, whatever, everyone will be getting a special picture they can really remember for a lifetime. Some shots will be candid I'm sure, but I'll let all of you pose with your absolote nicest smiles for the rest. It will be a picture of a "Life time." You'll be able to sit & stare at the picture for as long as you like. For a lifetime.

That's my absolute 100% promise to you, OW! I have decided to see you! You will have something special to remind you of our chats online here for a lifetime. You don't have to come to my place OW, I'll make special arrangements just for you. I can come to you. It's up to you, OW. Either way, we will be meeting in a few days. Then you can begin enjoying the pics immediately, I know you are anxious. I'll see you soon. (smily face wink) Aren't you excited after All This Time? I know I can't wait to see you! I'm sorry, I believe in honesty, our meeting won't be quite like Hogg's was but it will be unforgettable, nevertheless. I need to remind you to be prepared. If you come to me, bring your device so we can upload the pics as soon as we can! Also bring anything "special" you think make our visit more enjoyable. That also goes for everyone else too. There's nothing worse than being unprepared. I'll see you OW & all of you in just a few days!

You wanting to see me? Now that is what I call a threat. I am going to contact GPD and MIB as I most certainly feel threatened now.

[VerySlowly]

VS, you know I am not Samantha she lives in another state. I'm sure many humans around my age have sick parents. Based on what I read, she has not been around in like a year & there's nothing mean written on her anywhere, so if I was her I would've come back as her. I would've said "Hi it's me let's get together." It would've probably been easier.

I am Helena & I really want to meet you very much! Email me what day & time works best for you. I can come to you, I'll work around your schedule. I have bookings already but you're on my priority list for Orlando. Just name the day & time.

I'd really like to meet you as well. Errr that was my cousin who just came back from Iraq that did all those gol-darn posts, I guess I shunta shewed him all that computer stuff, anyways he sez he's sorry he said all them mean things.

Maybe we should meet in the lobby of the Federal courthouse in downtown Orlando, that way even if you have a CWP you'll be clean because you sound like you're carrying. If not a gun. Then at least a grudge.

Seriously I'd love to meat you err sorry meet you, should I bring the 5K or not?

VS

[Beautifulh]

Only 4 more days till she cancels her Orlando tour.

Probably to go to Samantha's mothers funeral after all her own mothers is only "very sick" while Samanthas's mother is Terminally Ill.

Damn this Herky Jerky chick doesn't even read her own posts. LOL——VS

VS, you know I am not Samantha she lives in another state. I'm sure many humans around my age have sick parents. Based on what I read, she has not been around in like a year & there's nothing mean written on her anywhere, so if I was her I would've come back as her. I would've said "Hi it's me let's get together." It would've probably been easier.

I am Helena & I really want to meet you very much! Email me what day & time works best for you. I can come to you, I'll work around your schedule. I have bookings already but you're on my priority list for Orlando. Just name the day & time.

[Beautifulh]

The first seven paragraphs make the most sense of anything she's ever written.

You're cute Vino! I did take some classes on Behavioral Sciences but that has nothing to do with my being an escort.

[Beautifulh]

This post is useless without pictures!

Oh now, OW! You know I plan to offer full color pics to every single guy who sees me. It doesn't matter how long they want the date, if it's an hour or 4 hours, whatever, everyone will be getting a special picture they can really remember for a lifetime. Some shots will be candid I'm sure, but I'll let all of you pose with your absolote nicest smiles for the rest. It will be a picture of a "Life time." You'll be able to sit & stare at the picture for as long as you like. For a lifetime.

That's my absolute 100% promise to you, OW! I have decided to see you! You will have something special to remind you of our chats online here for a lifetime. You don't have to come to my place OW, I'll make special arrangements just for you. I can come to you. It's up to you, OW. Either way, we will be meeting in a few days. Then you can begin enjoying the pics immediately, I know you are anxious. I'll see you soon. (smily face wink) Aren't you excited after All This Time? I know I can't wait to see you! I'm sorry, I believe in honesty, our meeting won't be quite like Hogg's was but it will be unforgettable, nevertheless. I need to remind you to be prepared. If you come to me, bring your device so we can upload the pics as soon as we can! Also bring anything "special" you think make our visit more enjoyable. That also goes for everyone else too. There's nothing worse than being unprepared. I'll see you OW & all of you in just a few days!

[Beautifulh]

I know you guys are skeptical. I was too once but after my first session with Helena I can say unequivocally that she is the real deal. I contacted her a few weeks ago through pm and we set up a time to meet each other. We discussed our likes, dislikes and expectations for the date. I was stoked! She made a request that I thought was awkward at the time but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. She requested that I eat an entire box of ex-lax and wash it down with a gallon of egg nog prior to our visit. She also asked that I bring my pet rottweiller Roscoe P Coletrane.

When I arrived at her cozy incall I was pleasantly surprised. I honestly expected to see an old toothless hag but according to my count she had at least 7 teeth. 8 if you count that tiny brown one hanging onto the gum line for dear life. She invited me into her single wide and offered me a luke warm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. She apologized that it wasn't cold but apparently her old man Skeeter didn't pay the electric bill so she couldn't refrigerate it. Before I knew it she was sprawled out completely naked on her futon spreading potted meat all over her pussy. Roscoe stood up, rushed over to her and began lapping up her juices. Then she begged me to strip, squat over her and spread my butt cheeks. She then gave me the best TUMAUISAEMT (tongue up my ass until I shit and eat my turds) that I've ever experienced, and let me tell you mongers I've experienced a lot.

Because of the ex-lax and egg nog it was an exceptionally large dump but she took it all like a champ. I witnessed her take a 6 inch turd into her mouth, smile and spit out the peanuts and corn kernels. This girl has talent! After she had eaten my shit she got on all fours and asked me to piss on her while Roscoe took her from behind. Roscoe is a big fucking dog, let me tell you. But that didn't faze Helena one bit. She let out yelps of joy as Roscoe rode her harder and harder while my warm piss ran down her face and onto her flabby asymmetrical breasts.

After Roscoe blew his load inside her pussy she begged me for BBGACIMA (bareback Greek and cum in my ass). I obliged her and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. I actually ruptured her sphincter because as I looked down I noticed blood running out of her asshole but she begged me not to stop fucking her. I eventually blew my load inside her ass, pulled out and stuck my dick right in her mouth as she happily licked the shit, blood and cum from my dick. Meanwhile Roscoe was in the corner licking his own nuts. Lucky bastard.

Before the night was over Helena had eaten at least 2 pounds of both human and canine feces, drank over a quart of piss and had more cum squirted inside her than Barney Frank. Helena's a real peach. Treat her right gentleman. I know you can hardly wait for her sensational tour of Orlando.

Hey der Hogg! Wha, hang on let me git me false teeth back in. Mmmkay. Hey Hogg yer fergittin the fistin we had us selves so much fun with when that feller in the pick up drove up & we invited him in! Now your going to be tellin a story, don't be spinnin no yarns! Tell them what happen with the fistin!

[Boss Hogg]

This post is useless without pictures!

Roscoe is camera shy.

[Member #4558]

I know you guys are skeptical. I was too once but after my first session with Helena I can say unequivocally that she is the real deal. I contacted her a few weeks ago through pm and we set up a time to meet each other. We discussed our likes, dislikes and expectations for the date. I was stoked! She made a request that I thought was awkward at the time but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. She requested that I eat an entire box of ex-lax and wash it down with a gallon of egg nog prior to our visit. She also asked that I bring my pet rottweiller Roscoe P Coletrane.

When I arrived at her cozy incall I was pleasantly surprised. I honestly expected to see an old toothless hag but according to my count she had at least 7 teeth. 8 if you count that tiny brown one hanging onto the gum line for dear life. She invited me into her single wide and offered me a luke warm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. She apologized that it wasn't cold but apparently her old man Skeeter didn't pay the electric bill so she couldn't refrigerate it. Before I knew it she was sprawled out completely naked on her futon spreading potted meat all over her pussy. Roscoe stood up, rushed over to her and began lapping up her juices. Then she begged me to strip, squat over her and spread my butt cheeks. She then gave me the best TUMAUISAEMT (tongue up my ass until I shit and eat my turds) that I've ever experienced, and let me tell you mongers I've experienced a lot.

Because of the ex-lax and egg nog it was an exceptionally large dump but she took it all like a champ. I witnessed her take a 6 inch turd into her mouth, smile and spit out the peanuts and corn kernels. This girl has talent! After she had eaten my shit she got on all fours and asked me to piss on her while Roscoe took her from behind. Roscoe is a big fucking dog, let me tell you. But that didn't faze Helena one bit. She let out yelps of joy as Roscoe rode her harder and harder while my warm piss ran down her face and onto her flabby asymmetrical breasts.

After Roscoe blew his load inside her pussy she begged me for BBGACIMA (bareback Greek and cum in my ass). I obliged her and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. I actually ruptured her sphincter because as I looked down I noticed blood running out of her asshole but she begged me not to stop fucking her. I eventually blew my load inside her ass, pulled out and stuck my dick right in her mouth as she happily licked the shit, blood and cum from my dick. Meanwhile Roscoe was in the corner licking his own nuts. Lucky bastard.

Before the night was over Helena had eaten at least 2 pounds of both human and canine feces, drank over a quart of piss and had more cum squirted inside her than Barney Frank. Helena's a real peach. Treat her right gentleman. I know you can hardly wait for her sensational tour of Orlando.

This post is useless without pictures!

[VerySlowly]

You scared the S*t out of me, read the first lines and thought, OMG, somebody actually saw her but then my computer blew up and deleted your post but I'm sure you had a great time, I'm going to call her and use you as a reference, I'll let you know what happens. Thanks Bro for at last proving she is real, send me a copy of the rest of your post when you get time! Your buddy.

VS

[Vino 7373]

You're wondering what my ip addresses are? I think ip's are very interesting. So your question is am I one person or many? Am I many different people or am I one person with multiple personalities? Here's your answer. You caught me. I can't hold up this facade anymore. I'm several different people.

Hi, I'm the girl in the pics. My real first name is Bridgette. I let them use my image for this particular event. I'm the girl in the pics.

Hey- I'm Steve, author #2, what's up, here at the office, just sayen hey.

My name is Chris. I'm writer 3 and am usually not working but am the primary person assigned to email responses. I hope you're all doing great!

I'm Sue. I'm a female & don't look like Helena (I should say Bridgette) but it's me who usually composes the postings.

This is Rob and I'm the guy behind the pm responses. You haven't seen my work since we were banned from pm.

This is Mr. Mitchell, Kinsey Institute. Thank you for your cooperation in this special experiment on human sexuality in the State of Florida. The appointments with participants which have been set with 'Helena' will be held as scheduled. Bridgette will be maintaining her part as 'Helena. ' There's no compensation available but your participation is requested.

Do you see now ridiculous that sounds? I'm one girl, my stage name is Helena, I'm an escort. I'll be seeing the nice guys in Orlando. In the meantime please practice what you preach by using pm's so you don't pollute the forum."Mundo, I want to see the ip addresses. I bet they're different." Well no sh*t Sherlock. If you have a mobile device the ip isn't going to be static unless you're on a static ip, logging on in the same spot each day.

The first seven paragraphs make the most sense of anything she's ever written.

[Member #4558]

Only 4 more days till she cancels her Orlando tour.

Probably to go to Samantha's mothers funeral after all her own mothers is only "very sick" while Samanthas's mother is Terminally Ill.

Damn this Herky Jerky chick doesn't even read her own posts. LOL——VS

I am sure that is because "she" is not the only one writing them! I guess they don't compare notes before they write her responses. Look at the last post "it" made. Does that vocabulary read like something a woman would write? It reads more like a 17 year old boy wrote it.

[VerySlowly]

Only 4 more days till she cancels her Orlando tour.

Probably to go to Samantha's mothers funeral after all her own mothers is only "very sick" while Samanthas's mother is Terminally Ill.

Damn this Herky Jerky chick doesn't even read her own posts. LOL——VS

[Boss Hogg]

I know you guys are skeptical. I was too once but after my first session with Helena I can say unequivocally that she is the real deal. I contacted her a few weeks ago through pm and we set up a time to meet each other. We discussed our likes, dislikes and expectations for the date. I was stoked! She made a request that I thought was awkward at the time but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. She requested that I eat an entire box of ex-lax and wash it down with a gallon of egg nog prior to our visit. She also asked that I bring my pet rottweiller Roscoe P Coletrane.

When I arrived at her cozy incall I was pleasantly surprised. I honestly expected to see an old toothless hag but according to my count she had at least 7 teeth. 8 if you count that tiny brown one hanging onto the gum line for dear life. She invited me into her single wide and offered me a luke warm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. She apologized that it wasn't cold but apparently her old man Skeeter didn't pay the electric bill so she couldn't refrigerate it. Before I knew it she was sprawled out completely naked on her futon spreading potted meat all over her pussy. Roscoe stood up, rushed over to her and began lapping up her juices. Then she begged me to strip, squat over her and spread my butt cheeks. She then gave me the best TUMAUISAEMT (tongue up my ass until I shit and eat my turds) that I've ever experienced, and let me tell you mongers I've experienced a lot.

Because of the ex-lax and egg nog it was an exceptionally large dump but she took it all like a champ. I witnessed her take a 6 inch turd into her mouth, smile and spit out the peanuts and corn kernels. This girl has talent! After she had eaten my shit she got on all fours and asked me to piss on her while Roscoe took her from behind. Roscoe is a big fucking dog, let me tell you. But that didn't faze Helena one bit. She let out yelps of joy as Roscoe rode her harder and harder while my warm piss ran down her face and onto her flabby asymmetrical breasts.

After Roscoe blew his load inside her pussy she begged me for BBGACIMA (bareback Greek and cum in my ass). I obliged her and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. I actually ruptured her sphincter because as I looked down I noticed blood running out of her asshole but she begged me not to stop fucking her. I eventually blew my load inside her ass, pulled out and stuck my dick right in her mouth as she happily licked the shit, blood and cum from my dick. Meanwhile Roscoe was in the corner licking his own nuts. Lucky bastard.

Before the night was over Helena had eaten at least 2 pounds of both human and canine feces, drank over a quart of piss and had more cum squirted inside her than Barney Frank. Helena's a real peach. Treat her right gentleman. I know you can hardly wait for her sensational tour of Orlando.

[Beautifulh]

You're wondering what my ip addresses are? I think ip's are very interesting. So your question is am I one person or many? Am I many different people or am I one person with multiple personalities? Here's your answer. You caught me. I can't hold up this facade anymore. I'm several different people.

Hi, I'm the girl in the pics. My real first name is Bridgette. I let them use my image for this particular event. I'm the girl in the pics.

Hey- I'm Steve, author #2, what's up, here at the office, just sayen hey.

My name is Chris. I'm writer 3 and am usually not working but am the primary person assigned to email responses. I hope you're all doing great!

I'm Sue. I'm a female & don't look like Helena (I should say Bridgette) but it's me who usually composes the postings.

This is Rob and I'm the guy behind the pm responses. You haven't seen my work since we were banned from pm.

This is Mr. Mitchell, Kinsey Institute. Thank you for your cooperation in this special experiment on human sexuality in the State of Florida. The appointments with participants which have been set with 'Helena' will be held as scheduled. Bridgette will be maintaining her part as 'Helena. ' There's no compensation available but your participation is requested.

Do you see now ridiculous that sounds? I'm one girl, my stage name is Helena, I'm an escort. I'll be seeing the nice guys in Orlando. In the meantime please practice what you preach by using pm's so you don't pollute the forum."Mundo, I want to see the ip addresses. I bet they're different." Well no sh*t Sherlock. If you have a mobile device the ip isn't going to be static unless you're on a static ip, logging on in the same spot each day.

[Member #4558]

Dear stupid B1tch, precisely because you're NOT an escort is the reason why you continue to waste your time on this site, just stirring up pointless useless drama, and not explaining a thing. Any real escort worth her "working pussy" would be out there doing what escorts do, and that's fucking her clients to their satisfaction. You know, if you were a real escort everyone knows you would have been better off leaving things alone and just moving forward with doing your job. But then again, we all know you're just some azzhole trying to play head games with everyone. Gee whiz, how stupid can someone be!

Mundo,

I would love to see the IP addresses from the troll's posts as I bet they would be different. The writing styles have subtle variations and the way some posts read, it is like one of her personalities is replying to one post while another personality is replying to another. The way some posts are worded, I would swear it was written by a guy! Just like her one fake review on another site was obviously written by a woman. I am sure that once it is all said and done, it will turn out to be the same folks responsible for all of the Nigerian bank scams! But as said before, it makes for interesting reading.

OW