Beautifulh/Helena's Pointless Drama

[Vino 7373]

I'd made a funny about the joke that was left about mug shots. But it didn't go up because it was written in Boss Hogg's slang. So it was "I don't like mugshots, but I like beer mugs & shots!"

Thought that was cute (smiley face) so I'll see you guys tomorrow! Some of you the next day & some of you I might get to see lots of days & nights too of course! If you want! Don't forget to call me tomorrow 2/29 or email & we can get these pics up! Wow I've been counting the days! Have you been counting the days? I'm so excited! See you all there!

Here's my schedule. I'm booking 2/29-3/11, morning, afternoon & evening. Since I don't have a "set hourly time clock" when book tell me the date & morning, afternoon, or evening. You tell me what time to expect you. When you're on the way call & I'll tell you where to park. When you park, call me & I'll see you're coming up & give you the number.

Remember! If you look creepy or not alone I reserve the right to not give you my number. These sticks & stones posts are all in good fun but I have the right to be safe. When you see me that I'm real everything will be fine but if you get here & for some reason change your mind no hard feelings but I am really me so please be respectful & no "Say Cheese! I just wanted a quick pic to post & see you're really real!" TY & I'll see you lovely gents tomorrow!

She's "booking" and she's going to tell you exactly where to park. Red flags anyone?

[Luckycowboy58]

OMG! I am not going to sleep tonight. I am so excited! This is great. It is real. I swear it is real. I have been walking around with this unexplainable woody for several hours! I don't know if it's because Henela is coming or I need to go to an emergency room for an erection lasting over 4 hours but OMG this is great!

[Beautifulh]

I'd made a funny about the joke that was left about mug shots. But it didn't go up because it was written in Boss Hogg's slang. So it was "I don't like mugshots, but I like beer mugs & shots!"

Thought that was cute (smiley face) so I'll see you guys tomorrow! Some of you the next day & some of you I might get to see lots of days & nights too of course! If you want! Don't forget to call me tomorrow 2/29 or email & we can get these pics up! Wow I've been counting the days! Have you been counting the days? I'm so excited! See you all there!

Here's my schedule. I'm booking 2/29-3/11, morning, afternoon & evening. Since I don't have a "set hourly time clock" when book tell me the date & morning, afternoon, or evening. You tell me what time to expect you. When you're on the way call & I'll tell you where to park. When you park, call me & I'll see you're coming up & give you the number.

Remember! If you look creepy or not alone I reserve the right to not give you my number. These sticks & stones posts are all in good fun but I have the right to be safe. When you see me that I'm real everything will be fine but if you get here & for some reason change your mind no hard feelings but I am really me so please be respectful & no "Say Cheese! I just wanted a quick pic to post & see you're really real!" TY & I'll see you lovely gents tomorrow!

[Beautifulh]

Ok VS thanks for your email & I'll be seeing you soon! Call me tomorrow. 5 after I settle in!

Everyone! When I get there I'll still be taking some same day appointments so don't forget yours!

Remember, I'll be there probably right around 4 so email me now! My phone has been annoying so I've had it off but it will be on at 4 or 5 tomorrow as I'm arriving & settling in!

[VerySlowly]

Yepp right! If anyone is owed a debt of gratitude it's OW! He'll be the star of the show alright! He's the number one reason I'm coming to Orlando! I think hats would be better, not tee shirts. That way you'll have something you can wear nice & proud that doesn't need washing. I'll be there tomorrow as planned & good thing too since Saturday was bath night!

Don't you guys worry I'll be there & I'll be friendly ready to meet you!

You'll be getting Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original pics just for You! I Expect Posts! See you soon!

Does anyone on here think that HELENA REYNOLDS might be SHERIFF GRADY JUDD'S Detectives (chicks' with dick's) trolling the internet as their contribution to the M. B. I. 's task-force.

There have to many veiled threats about arrests and mugshots for me to ignore. She has invited me to make an appointment and I contacted her to do so but she-he-they have chosen to judiciously ignore the request. From a practical point of view the smartest thing she could do would be to accept an appointment on her first day with a well known senior member. Then all the bashing and venom would go away FOREVER. If she is real, she is very bright and would know this obvious solution.

But they know they could never get me or many others on here because we would never say or do anything in an E-mail or telephone conversation or show up on a motel without absolutely knowing who we are going to see.

Frankly I think M. B. I. Or any other Police Force would ABSOLUTELY love to nail a bunch of members of this site, the MEDIA would eat it up, just like they love to talk about C / L and B / P. If you look at the latest bust they mention C / L when we all know that C / L hasn't been a real source in a long time. But the public doesn't know it and come budget time they are happy to increase their support for these crime-fighters.

The "Big Russian bust" that was turned into a FEDERAL case resulted in a handful of misdemeanor convictions, talk about a waste of money when the country is in a recession, WOW.

I 100% hope that I am wrong about "Beautiful Helena" and that she is an amazing provider, it's my experience that the smartest providers are the best overall. The ones who can't even post an ad correctly (calling themselves a stallion for instance) are rarely the top shelf ladies.

So, I guess we only have to wait another day or two to find out, but I for one won't believe just anyone's reviews.

So if I'm wrong I hereby invite Helena for a Steak and Bean's dinner, I'll eat the Bean's and she eats the steak. And before Old Troll accuses this of being a racist comment it refers to a common sales contest (Old School) where the winners and losers eat the referred too foods-VS

[Beautifulh]

You finally got your Donkey and you didn't call me! Shoot man when do's the barn shows start or is Helena doing the Fist err First one. Wow a $5 dolla Tijuana show with Helena as the star, Wow Stellar. Don't forget to invite OW she owes him a particular debt of gratitude for marketing and merchandising and of course invite Old Troll for the sh#t patrol, Vino will handle the refreshments and I'll bring a friend to help Helena Polish all the knobs around the barn and in the audience. And you can sell the tickets and I'll sell the T-shirts.

I'm excited and the show starts in two days, YeAAAAAAAAy!

VS

Yepp right! If anyone is owed a debt of gratitude it's OW! He'll be the star of the show alright! He's the number one reason I'm coming to Orlando! I think hats would be better, not tee shirts. That way you'll have something you can wear nice & proud that doesn't need washing. I'll be there tomorrow as planned & good thing too since Saturday was bath night!

Don't you guys worry I'll be there & I'll be friendly ready to meet you!

You'll be getting Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original pics just for You! I Expect Posts! See you soon!

[Beautifulh]

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[Beautifulh]

They are the ones,"Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation" with the fancy name that run around shooting "Misdemeanors" in a barrel.

VS

I see. The report had said "MIB" so I thought they were talking about the alien movie. TY. See you soon!

[VerySlowly]

Fisting?

Darn, It sounds like PinoBoy was driving thru the trailer park and got invited in. The O-Town king of fisting, Pinoboy. The Super Troll thought Roscoe did her deep but I bet Pino buried it up to his elbow! Pinoboy made a vegan out of her with his vegatable garden! She ought to be walking upright in a few days, hope it doesn't affect her O-Town tour. Bring your wine bottles, cucumbers, and Mexican donkeys, the Super Troll wants it all night long! Hurry guys, She has False teeth, she'll be married off real quick! Gumby has nothing on the Super Troll!

SP

You finally got your Donkey and you didn't call me! Shoot man when do's the barn shows start or is Helena doing the Fist err First one. Wow a $5 dolla Tijuana show with Helena as the star, Wow Stellar. Don't forget to invite OW she owes him a particular debt of gratitude for marketing and merchandising and of course invite Old Troll for the sh#t patrol, Vino will handle the refreshments and I'll bring a friend to help Helena Polish all the knobs around the barn and in the audience. And you can sell the tickets and I'll sell the T-shirts.

I'm excited and the show starts in two days, YeAAAAAAAAy!

VS

[Steve Pope]

Hey der Hogg! Wha, hang on let me git me false teeth back in. Mmmkay. Hey Hogg yer fergittin the fistin we had us selves so much fun with when that feller in the pick up drove up & we invited him in! Now your going to be tellin a story, don't be spinnin no yarns! Tell them what happen with the fistin!

Fisting?

Darn, It sounds like PinoBoy was driving thru the trailer park and got invited in. The O-Town king of fisting, Pinoboy. The Super Troll thought Roscoe did her deep but I bet Pino buried it up to his elbow! Pinoboy made a vegan out of her with his vegatable garden! She ought to be walking upright in a few days, hope it doesn't affect her O-Town tour. Bring your wine bottles, cucumbers, and Mexican donkeys, the Super Troll wants it all night long! Hurry guys, She has False teeth, she'll be married off real quick! Gumby has nothing on the Super Troll!

SP

[Member #4558]

They are the ones,"Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation" with the fancy name that run around shooting "Misdemeanors" in a barrel.

VS

Just a little test to see if anyone actually pays attention to what is written here.

[Dealfinder]

Sounds like he / she's talking about mugshots.

What a waste of time.

Oh now, OW! You know I plan to offer full color pics to every single guy who sees me. It doesn't matter how long they want the date, if it's an hour or 4 hours, whatever, everyone will be getting a special picture they can really remember for a lifetime. Some shots will be candid I'm sure, but I'll let all of you pose with your absolote nicest smiles for the rest. It will be a picture of a "Life time." You'll be able to sit & stare at the picture for as long as you like. For a lifetime.

That's my absolute 100% promise to you, OW! I have decided to see you! You will have something special to remind you of our chats online here for a lifetime. You don't have to come to my place OW, I'll make special arrangements just for you. I can come to you. It's up to you, OW. Either way, we will be meeting in a few days. Then you can begin enjoying the pics immediately, I know you are anxious. I'll see you soon. (smily face wink) Aren't you excited after All This Time? I know I can't wait to see you! I'm sorry, I believe in honesty, our meeting won't be quite like Hogg's was but it will be unforgettable, nevertheless. I need to remind you to be prepared. If you come to me, bring your device so we can upload the pics as soon as we can! Also bring anything "special" you think make our visit more enjoyable. That also goes for everyone else too. There's nothing worse than being unprepared. I'll see you OW & all of you in just a few days!

[VerySlowly]

They are the ones,"Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation" with the fancy name that run around shooting "Misdemeanors" in a barrel.

VS

[Beautifulh]

You wanting to see me? Now that is what I call a threat. I am going to contact GPD and MIB as I most certainly feel threatened now.

I used to enjoy a TV show called The Commish.

The Commissioner, at the end of one show, is putting his arm around his son of about 15 years old, I guess, and saying,"Son, I was told when I was younger that there are three kinds of people. One kind is the dumb ones who don't learn. The smart ones who learn from their own mistakes. Very smart ones. But then there are the wise ones, the ones who learn from other people's mistakes."

I wouldn't threaten you, OW. You know better than that! See you in 2 days!

[Beautifulh]

You wanting to see me? Now that is what I call a threat. I am going to contact GPD and MIB as I most certainly feel threatened now.

GPD, I know that's Gainesville PD but MIB what's that? Isn't that the movie when the UFO's landed & that funny looking actor drove around in a black car & kept them out of trouble?