Beautifulh/Helena's Pointless Drama

[Member #4450]

Are you guys still feeding into this shit? 400 some odd posts and NO ONE HAS FUCKED THIS CHICK YET? You guys are sitting there sending out emails and calling this chick while uncle le. O sits there and writes down all of your emails, IP addresses, burn phones (yes they can still be traced dipshit. If they really wanted to know who bought the burn phone they can track it by where the phone was purchased and when the phone was activated and backtrack from there. Don't you guys watch CSI?) Jeez you would this chick had a golden pussy that rained see-notes and OG Kush! If you feed the animals they keep coming back.

I agree that they are looking here for people. MBI isn't as dumb as I'd like to think, but my burner phone is untraceable. Paid cash for it while at an art festival far away from my home. Bought the minutes in another town. Cash transactions only. Activated it in a place with a payphone.

Just use cash and be careful papii

[Beautifulh]

The investigation into the Shark Lounge took 16 months. Operation Whack-Job has only lasted two months, so far. They still have lots more time on their hands. Stay away, very far away.

What makes you so sure I'm a cop, I'm not. I think it's also nervy of you to assume I'm a criminal just because I'm an escort, sorry the only girls you've seen have been sleazeball criminals. Maybe you should raise the bar, shut up, then see girls who are a cut above. I have plenty of clients here & I'm having a great visit so far. Sorry about your luck.

Before you come back with "I'd never see you troll girl" let me first add please get out of my thread & go back to your "local dolls" & shut up, quit trying to scare off & ruin fun for everyone else. Let the guys have a good visit with me then you can complain about not seeing me. Until you have proof, I'm an escort having a nice time. Until I have proof about you, you're a worried service trying to get rid of competition. Noticed you didn't respond to me when I contacted you about a discount visit, think I've got all the proof I need there.

[Luckycowboy58]

Damn this place is dark. Kind of cold. I can't see shit. HELLO. Anybody in here? Did they lower the curtain? Is this finished? Well it was an interesting play about "How Not To Start A Business In Orlando."

[Vino 7373]

Are you guys still feeding into this shit? 400 some odd posts and NO ONE HAS FUCKED THIS CHICK YET? You guys are sitting there sending out emails and calling this chick while uncle le. O sits there and writes down all of your emails, IP addresses, burn phones (yes they can still be traced dipshit. If they really wanted to know who bought the burn phone they can track it by where the phone was purchased and when the phone was activated and backtrack from there. Don't you guys watch CSI?) Jeez you would this chick had a golden pussy that rained see-notes and OG Kush! If you feed the animals they keep coming back.

The investigation into the Shark Lounge took 16 months. Operation Whack-Job has only lasted two months, so far. They still have lots more time on their hands. Stay away, very far away.

[PapiiChulo]

Are you guys still feeding into this shit? 400 some odd posts and NO ONE HAS FUCKED THIS CHICK YET? You guys are sitting there sending out emails and calling this chick while uncle le. O sits there and writes down all of your emails, IP addresses, burn phones (yes they can still be traced dipshit. If they really wanted to know who bought the burn phone they can track it by where the phone was purchased and when the phone was activated and backtrack from there. Don't you guys watch CSI?) Jeez you would this chick had a golden pussy that rained see-notes and OG Kush! If you feed the animals they keep coming back.

[Steve Pope]

I got all dressed up to see the troll / cop / psycho / escort / concerned citizen / right wing nut job / super mom / darling kid / hot bod lady and no reviews to make me trust her. Pisses me off. I was going to wax eloquently about what a fine time I had. Now I'll just have to go back and try to gather myself from the disappointment. The little head made me look more than once. Especially when I saw a bicycle in the background of one of her pics. I dreamed of riding the trails with her. Geez.

Don't forget to include her other talents such as "Family Nurse","Psychology Major","Booking Expert","Bible-Thumping, Picture Taking, going to Out All of Us Perverts","RICO Statute Expert","Valet Parking Expert","MBI Task Force Officer","Tijuana Donkey Showgirl","Samatha-Clone" and of course Pinoboys vegatable grinder. I bet she can slice, dice and skin a cucumber with no hands!

[Luckycowboy58]

I got all dressed up to see the troll / cop / psycho / escort / concerned citizen / right wing nut job / super mom / darling kid / hot bod lady and no reviews to make me trust her. Pisses me off. I was going to wax eloquently about what a fine time I had. Now I'll just have to go back and try to gather myself from the disappointment. The little head made me look more than once. Especially when I saw a bicycle in the background of one of her pics. I dreamed of riding the trails with her. Geez.

[Steve Pope]

I'd made a funny about the joke that was left about mug shots. But it didn't go up because it was written in Boss Hogg's slang. So it was "I don't like mugshots, but I like beer mugs & shots!"

Just a Heads Up for the Super-Troll. Shark Lounge over in Daytona has some job openings. They are waiting for you. You're a perfect job canidate. They prefer toothless, paranoid, fistable, mexican donkey loving, vegetable squating, lying, std-infected, delusional drama queens!

Grab your knee-pads and your Monistat IV bag. Get over there quick though, Bike Week is coming soon!

SP

[Member #4558]

Have we been punked? So far nothing.

What are we going to do for fun now? Our dreams seem to have been smashed. WAIT, WAIT Do I hear a faint Meow from a faraway kitty?

VS

"she" is or was just playing a game or "she" is a non-civilian trying to tempt individuals into a meeting. Either way, I have not nor will I ever, try to meet "her".

[Beautifulh]

I'm here! Wow I did not see that coming, rico? As in Rico Suave? OMG you guys are completely schizo if you're actually pulling my words into words meaning mugshots & criminal charges. What are you guys into that even allows you to know of federal charges you're talking about. I looked that up online. I'm an escort & I never would've put the 2 & 2 together like that. You guys sound like cops! Sorry you really do. Cops or paranoid. Whichever you are that royally creeped me out.

Every escort tells the guy where she's at then tells him which room or apartment she's in after he parks that's normal. I already talked to allot of girls & they all told me the same thing how to handle incalls.

Yes I have bookings & yes I have free time, if I'm busy when you call I'll call you back. If you ask for a time I already have a booking then I'll tell you. I don't have a time clock but most of you only want a couple hours anyway so what's the big deal?

[VerySlowly]

Have we been punked? So far nothing.

What are we going to do for fun now? Our dreams seem to have been smashed. WAIT, WAIT Do I hear a faint Meow from a faraway kitty?

VS

[Member #4558]

This is supposed to play out in the next couple of days but I have a suspicion that it won't, we shall see what we shall see.

VS

Yea, well everything that is written here is just fantasy anyway. None it really actually happened. So I guess that Helena just fits right in to this fantasy world!

[VerySlowly]

VS,

I do not believe that any LEO would be so blatantly obvious in their postings. If you look at what has been posted over time, this one has gone for coy and suggestive postings to totally stupid ones. The clever wording of "Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original" in a previous post as if to imply the use of RICO charges, the invitation to call, make an appointment and tell what kind of car you are driving? Would an experienced LEO make it so obvious? I think not. Their goal is to make you believe that you are conversing with a real escort, jail bait or whatever and this one is doing anything but that. And the topper in all of this was the post, now removed by Jackson, of the post written in the hillbilly dialect. Just stupid. This smells not of some type of entrapment but of some immature punk having his jollies on the computer or to just be an irritation.

I picked up on the RICO acronym as well but it didn't make sense because nothing we do or she does could fall under the RICO ACT which is a cute way the Govt. Charges you as a racketeer.

There have been so many inconsistencies in her posts that I can't list them all. How about this "I get hundreds of calls day" and yet her tour isn't booked. I have a friend that travels and she runs one ad about a week before she gets to town and is completely booked before she gets there, if she has been there before, her typical stay is from Sat. Until Tues. Morning and she leaves in the afternoon. OK so Helena hasn't been here before but she has had over a month to prepare and book even tentative appointments—something stinks.

This may not be LEO but it could the religious right looking to get telephotos of mongers and since she is controlling where you park your car they could also get your tag # which in most cases would identify you.

Or everything we have all said could be paranoid fantasy—who knows at this point.

I will say she has cracked on us by saying that we "pay 4 it" in one of her posts, why would a legitimate escort put down her potential customers? On her website she put up a site that trashes this one and yet she seems to want all the guys on here to come see her even cutting her rates to $150 for the tour. Would a real escort behave like she has on this board, she even brags on her site about having her own page on here. A thread devoted to slamming her in vile ways and she brags about it—is this strange?

When her writing was compared to Samantha she poo-poo it but the writing was almost identical and I could not find a review of Samantha either.

Like most of you, my curiosity is extremely aroused but my dick isn't—YET, and curiosity KILLED THE CAT.

With so many inconsistencies, for me it is far to risky to even consider approaching this creature.

Even if a solid member reviewed her I would double check that members screen name because of the cute crap a little while ago of using another members name with a space in it and registering it and posting.

For instance Vino's name is Vino7373 someone could register Vino7363 and if you're not watching carefully you might see a post by Vino and think she was okay I know Vino would not see her but He was a good example.

This is supposed to play out in the next couple of days but I have a suspicion that it won't, we shall see what we shall see.

VS

[Member #4558]

Does anyone on here think that HELENA REYNOLDS might be SHERIFF GRADY JUDD'S Detectives (chicks' with dick's) trolling the internet as their contribution to the M. B. I. 's task-force.

There have to many veiled threats about arrests and mugshots for me to ignore. She has invited me to make an appointment and I contacted her to do so but she-he-they have chosen to judiciously ignore the request. From a practical point of view the smartest thing she could do would be to accept an appointment on her first day with a well known senior member. Then all the bashing and venom would go away FOREVER. If she is real, she is very bright and would know this obvious solution.

But they know they could never get me or many others on here because we would never say or do anything in an E-mail or telephone conversation or show up on a motel without absolutely knowing who we are going to see.

Frankly I think M. B. I. Or any other Police Force would ABSOLUTELY love to nail a bunch of members of this site, the MEDIA would eat it up, just like they love to talk about C / L and B / P. If you look at the latest bust they mention C / L when we all know that C / L hasn't been a real source in a long time. But the public doesn't know it and come budget time they are happy to increase their support for these crime-fighters.

The "Big Russian bust" that was turned into a FEDERAL case resulted in a handful of misdemeanor convictions, talk about a waste of money when the country is in a recession, WOW.

I 100% hope that I am wrong about "Beautiful Helena" and that she is an amazing provider, it's my experience that the smartest providers are the best overall. The ones who can't even post an ad correctly (calling themselves a stallion for instance) are rarely the top shelf ladies.

So, I guess we only have to wait another day or two to find out, but I for one won't believe just anyone's reviews.

So if I'm wrong I hereby invite Helena for a Steak and Bean's dinner, I'll eat the Bean's and she eats the steak. And before Old Troll accuses this of being a racist comment it refers to a common sales contest (Old School) where the winners and losers eat the referred too foods-VS

VS,

I do not believe that any LEO would be so blatantly obvious in their postings. If you look at what has been posted over time, this one has gone for coy and suggestive postings to totally stupid ones. The clever wording of "Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original" in a previous post as if to imply the use of RICO charges, the invitation to call, make an appointment and tell what kind of car you are driving? Would an experienced LEO make it so obvious? I think not. Their goal is to make you believe that you are conversing with a real escort, jail bait or whatever and this one is doing anything but that. And the topper in all of this was the post, now removed by Jackson, of the post written in the hillbilly dialect. Just stupid. This smells not of some type of entrapment but of some immature punk having his jollies on the computer or to just be an irritation.

[Scohen1025]

She's "booking" and she's going to tell you exactly where to park. Red flags anyone?

I've been monitoring this from afar for a while now. Very interesting to say the least. Does anyone else find it strange or ironic that the much anticipated Orlando visit is slated to begin on Feb 29th- (leap year)? Could be reaching here, but?