Beautifulh/Helena's Pointless Drama

**Beautifulh** · 03-12-12 16:40

I was just reading reports in the other threads. Since I can only post here, I'll post my opinions.

I can't believe Specialone8 had an ongoing, several emails long bath & forth with an escort over putting up a deposit. Escorts don't ask for deposits unless it's for some travel arrangement & she needs the money to book her ticket or whatever. That should've been the only email you sent "her" not wasted time going back & forth. Why did you do that & why would you post that? No one is dumb enough to fall for that anyway.

I saw the Miss Holly25 reporting that someone else was "bad." I saw lots of reports on Miss Holly 25 dating back to 2006 except she wasn't on here under that name but it's the same face. There are allot of black kettles around here doing some serious calling. Miss Holly used to drive all the way to Gainesville, Leesburg, Clermont, when things for her slowed down in Orlando. She'd hit Ocala & post fake reviews on other girls she decided were competition. Rightfully so I suppose, since those girls looked pretty hot. There's countless guys complaining about Holly & she even stooped to some pretty severe desperation back in 2007 according to a few reports. Bugging the crap out of really normal girls. She used to do incalls in her apartment in Orlando & she's still got the baby fat even though she's over 30 now. Still calling out black kettles too. Good grief. All those years & she's just now breaking out of the CL Cycle hamster wheel.

Then I see the guys & girls posting media reports about Polk County. You're in Orlando. No wonder I'm getting so much attention. There's a shortage of real (hot) girls. Thanks, I appreciate that.

Then I see a report about a girl with a bad record getting arrested for calling a cab? I hate to say it but as much as I don't like Leo they're not going to bother you for waiting for a cab ride. If they do it's because you look like trouble. They can smell a lie & if you're lying to them they're going to arrest you because it's illegal to lie to a cop. Not that I'm running around fibbing to cops all day but even I know when to not lie to someone & I'm an escort idiot. It's not illegal to call for an escort, she should've said "I saw a person in room whatever named whoever because I'm an escort & now I'm waiting for my ride home." If you're not breaking the law you have no reason to hide or lie. How hard is that to remember?

Then I see people talking about getting arrested for showing up someplace. You can't get arrested for showing up someplace. Did you send an email or say you planned to do something illegal before showing up? If you did then ok, you can get arrested. This has to be the thickest bunch on the planet. Some of you are so paranoid you actually decided against visiting a real girl & danced your way into a stupid situation. All your "send me a naked text to prove you're this or that" or "tell me & promise me (insert stupidity here)" is what got you all screwed up. I can't believe you are actually that dumb.

**Beautifulh** · 03-12-12 15:44

Hello guys! (And ladies) thanks for your response's! Don't you worry I'm playing it safe. I met almost 70 so far but I'm extending my tour so I can meet more! There's review's but you're not looking in the right place email for a link! There will be more pic's & review's to follow.

As far as you Jersey don't worry. If you want to do double's email me. I can really help you where it counts-in the wallet. You can place a ad and you can really bank! You do double's with a couple different girls all the time, come work with me. You're not afraid to meet me are you? I'm not a cop don't worry besides even if I was it's not illegal to meet someone for ice cream or coffee. I'm helping you out I'm telling guys I see you're a great one to call. They'll help you where it counts too. I have no problem sharing the wealth!

I guess guys are afraid I'm Leo because of the stuff here but when they look me up they can see I'm not. When they meet me it's all good. I put them in ease fast. I need to get home but I'm staying longer I'm doing really great! Ok guys I have a open schedule this week only a few dates booked email me!

Guys drop your paranoia I'm not Leo let's have a good time! If I was I wouldn't still be here if I got called out I've got no problems proving who I am it's all good!

**Member #4860** · 03-10-12 18:37

Geez, I'm gone for a couple of weeks and come back to check in on this stupid thread and what do I find? You guys are still at it with this Helena character! What gives? This is LEO people. I told you as much weeks ago. Why are you still dicking around with this? What happened to the Orlando Tour? What? What Orlando Tour? This is pure fiction, as it always was. The only saving grace here is that to the best of our collective knowledge no one has yet fallen into this Helena LEO trap, but maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, ignore this B1tch and let's just move on.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

It has nothing to do with drug lingo it has to do with understanding the English language as it was constructed in that post.

Jersey is no fool, in fact she is probably the slickest provider I've ever met, and I mean that in a good way and from vast personal experience with many providers. I speculate she cut you off to protect her integrity and reputation as an association with you would be damaging.

You seem to be giving me credit for saying a lot of things others are saying, try and get your complaints directed at those who said them.

Each "review that showed up" what are you talking about, we talked about the complete lack of reviews except for one obvious self post on a basically 3d rate unused site. Where are your reviews on here? Or on a highly used national board-because there are none.

Why did I post the warning post about the "Druggie girl" on this thread? I already explained in that post (work on that reading comprehension) that that post reminded me of you so I posted it here because most on here believe you to be LEO fishing for info or a Troll playing around with our brains.

You tried to goad me with your challenge to see you by posting at 9:30 at night, CUTE, I don't watch this board all day and night and if I did I would never take TOFTT with you, far to much risk and NO-ONE knows what the reward (no reviews) if any will be. You could have e-mailed me, you have my address, but you didn't. So you weren't serious your just in some silly way trying to embarrass me or maybe arrest me, who knows, no reviews REMEMBER!

So Helena no one on here knows who, what or where you are, if you are real or just a lesbian detective playing out a male punishment fantasy.

I imagine your posts have turned off just about every man on here with your nasty remarks about the super providers that are members of this board and your lashing out at the men who PAY for intimacy that I for one would have no desire to see you for free let alone give you a donation for your time.

So like Original Wook and many others I'm going to assume your either LEO or a disturbed TROLL and stop commenting on "YOUR" personal thread.

Just think, there would be absolutely no controversy if you had received just ONE REVIEW from a known poster, that in itself says that you love attention and that as a provider you don't really exist. Bon Voyage'

VerySlowly

**Mystical0945** · 03-10-12 15:39

Originally Posted by Beautifulh [View Original Post]

I'm not snippy because the post was about another girl, I'm asking why you'd post it in the Helena thread since it had nothing to do with Helena, the thread subject. I think you meant to type out "Heroin" (as in a narcotic) not "Heroine" (as in the lead for a well known story) but I'll take that as a compliment anyway. Sorry, I'm not up on the latest drug lingo but I see you are. You're also awful shocked everybody doesn't know the drug lingo. Why are you shocked everybody isn't up on drug lingo? After your post I read up on "the blues" to discover the lingo came from what they Look Like. Tell me why you're shocked that everyone is not up on that lingo.

You claim you hate this thread, you claim to hate me. Never mind the fact you keep coming back here to read & post. Give me one good reason why you'd actually go to the effort of communicating with another guy about the 2 subjects you have The Most & go as far as to ask him to spice-up the thread? That you hate.

What do you mean Helena doesn't have reviews? That's all you did for a solid month, talk about each review that showed up as soon as it showed up. Didn't relate to a couple of them so I started wondering if you'd made those yourself so you'd have something else to b1tch about. Wrote it off as creative agency tactics. Don't you remember? Read, scroll back. You'll find the site & the reviews you "didn't" write. You'll find lots of things if you look carefully.

As far as Ashley & Jersey "calling me out" um, I'm not exactly concerned. Now I know how much you "love your local Orlando Dolls" as you lovingly term them. Don't get yourself all excited & upset. I know they're super hot, smooth skin, nice hair without rats, they look like they wash up each & every day, they don't have tats & sure don't smoke, they always stay in the classiest of joints & they're total model material & all. Oh, yes!

But in all honesty, Jersey invited me to work on doubles with her. I even have the pm note where she mentions I should post about that. But as soon as I told a few regular callers who know her well, they inquired with her but she (according to the guys)"immediately stopped texting" them. Their words, not mine. I have those notes too. I asked her what was up, still no response either. Kind of makes you wonder.

You'll be getting pics, posts & even lots of reviews. Don't you worry one hair on your little head. Bike Week is going to be an exciting & busy time, I'll bet lots of girls will get appointments & get reviews too. I'll be one of them, don't you worry. You'll meet me too, don't worry. You & I will have a wonderful long talk & maybe one day, you'll even be able to look way back in time & have a good laugh about all this. But All In Due Time.

I'm free right now, give me a call. Let's meet tonight. My place or yours? I'm all dressed up & ready to meet right now! Interested? Call me! Let's meet right now! VS, it's The Day you have been Waiting All This Long Time for! Tonight is Your night, VS. That is, if you want it to be. Let's meet right now.

Listen here Little Miss Muffet, no one wants to eat your curds and whey, but I am willing to sit down beside you and explain all this to you but I am afraid that I would frighten you away! As far as Jersery goes and her offering to do doubles with you, when she told me about it I suggested she not have anything to you, to not even meet for lunch. Hell I don't want you giving my girl free bracelets and a ride in tax payers vehicles! Yes I do believe that you are LEO (you have already been schooled on the meaning of that Abbreviation so you can stop tilting your head to the side and wrinkling your forhead) and I believe that anyone who meets up with you is asking for a criminal record.

As far as Jersery and myself, we ARE super hot, we do have smooth skin, very nice hair without rats (the only RAT Miss Muffet is you) we bath and smell real nice. But as far as where we stay, you Little Miss Muffet will never have that informtion. LMFAO at just the thought. You arent even woman enough (high ranking enough in the department) to respond to our posts to you. But instead you in directly go through someone elses post to you or about you. So if you have anything to say to me or about me I strongly suggest that you send it to ME, just like I am sending my thoughts to you. Don't worry I do not bite too hard.

Playing Extra Safe,

Ciao.

I am terribly sorry if some of these words have too many syllables, at least I didn't ab·bre·vi·ate anything so you might be okay.

**VerySlowly** · 03-10-12 12:56

Originally Posted by Beautifulh [View Original Post]

I'm not snippy because the post was about another girl, I'm asking why you'd post it in the Helena thread since it had nothing to do with Helena, the thread subject. I think you meant to type out "Heroin" (as in a narcotic) not "Heroine" (as in the lead for a well known story) but I'll take that as a compliment anyway. Sorry, I'm not up on the latest drug lingo but I see you are. You're also awful shocked everybody doesn't know the drug lingo. Why are you shocked everybody isn't up on drug lingo? After your post I read up on "the blues" to discover the lingo came from what they Look Like. Tell me why you're shocked that everyone is not up on that lingo.

You claim you hate this thread, you claim to hate me. Never mind the fact you keep coming back here to read & post. Give me one good reason why you'd actually go to the effort of communicating with another guy about the 2 subjects you have The Most & go as far as to ask him to spice-up the thread? That you hate.

What do you mean Helena doesn't have reviews? That's all you did for a solid month, talk about each review that showed up as soon as it showed up. Didn't relate to a couple of them so I started wondering if you'd made those yourself so you'd have something else to b1tch about. Wrote it off as creative agency tactics. Don't you remember? Read, scroll back. You'll find the site & the reviews you "didn't" write. You'll find lots of things if you look carefully.

As far as Ashley & Jersey "calling me out" um, I'm not exactly concerned. Now I know how much you "love your local Orlando Dolls" as you lovingly term them. Don't get yourself all excited & upset. I know they're super hot, smooth skin, nice hair without rats, they look like they wash up each & every day, they don't have tats & sure don't smoke, they always stay in the classiest of joints & they're total model material & all. Oh, yes!

But in all honesty, Jersey invited me to work on doubles with her. I even have the pm note where she mentions I should post about that. But as soon as I told a few regular callers who know her well, they inquired with her but she (according to the guys)"immediately stopped texting" them. Their words, not mine. I have those notes too. I asked her what was up, still no response either. Kind of makes you wonder.

You'll be getting pics, posts & even lots of reviews. Don't you worry one hair on your little head. Bike Week is going to be an exciting & busy time, I'll bet lots of girls will get appointments & get reviews too. I'll be one of them, don't you worry. You'll meet me too, don't worry. You & I will have a wonderful long talk & maybe one day, you'll even be able to look way back in time & have a good laugh about all this. But All In Due Time.

I'm free right now, give me a call. Let's meet tonight. My place or yours? I'm all dressed up & ready to meet right now! Interested? Call me! Let's meet right now! VS, it's The Day you have been Waiting All This Long Time for! Tonight is Your night, VS. That is, if you want it to be. Let's meet right now.

It has nothing to do with drug lingo it has to do with understanding the English language as it was constructed in that post.

Jersey is no fool, in fact she is probably the slickest provider I've ever met, and I mean that in a good way and from vast personal experience with many providers. I speculate she cut you off to protect her integrity and reputation as an association with you would be damaging.

You seem to be giving me credit for saying a lot of things others are saying, try and get your complaints directed at those who said them.

Each "review that showed up" what are you talking about, we talked about the complete lack of reviews except for one obvious self post on a basically 3d rate unused site. Where are your reviews on here? Or on a highly used national board-because there are none.

Why did I post the warning post about the "Druggie girl" on this thread? I already explained in that post (work on that reading comprehension) that that post reminded me of you so I posted it here because most on here believe you to be LEO fishing for info or a Troll playing around with our brains.

You tried to goad me with your challenge to see you by posting at 9:30 at night, CUTE, I don't watch this board all day and night and if I did I would never take TOFTT with you, far to much risk and NO-ONE knows what the reward (no reviews) if any will be. You could have e-mailed me, you have my address, but you didn't. So you weren't serious your just in some silly way trying to embarrass me or maybe arrest me, who knows, no reviews REMEMBER!

So Helena no one on here knows who, what or where you are, if you are real or just a lesbian detective playing out a male punishment fantasy.

I imagine your posts have turned off just about every man on here with your nasty remarks about the super providers that are members of this board and your lashing out at the men who PAY for intimacy that I for one would have no desire to see you for free let alone give you a donation for your time.

So like Original Wook and many others I'm going to assume your either LEO or a disturbed TROLL and stop commenting on "YOUR" personal thread.

Just think, there would be absolutely no controversy if you had received just ONE REVIEW from a known poster, that in itself says that you love attention and that as a provider you don't really exist. Bon Voyage'

VerySlowly

**JerseyGirl** · 03-10-12 07:42

Originally Posted by Beautifulh [View Original Post]

I'm not snippy because the post was about another girl, I'm asking why you'd post it in the Helena thread since it had nothing to do with Helena, the thread subject. I think you meant to type out "Heroin" (as in a narcotic) not "Heroine" (as in the lead for a well known story) but I'll take that as a compliment anyway. Sorry, I'm not up on the latest drug lingo but I see you are. You're also awful shocked everybody doesn't know the drug lingo. Why are you shocked everybody isn't up on drug lingo? After your post I read up on "the blues" to discover the lingo came from what they Look Like. Tell me why you're shocked that everyone is not up on that lingo.

You claim you hate this thread, you claim to hate me. Never mind the fact you keep coming back here to read & post. Give me one good reason why you'd actually go to the effort of communicating with another guy about the 2 subjects you have The Most & go as far as to ask him to spice-up the thread? That you hate.

What do you mean Helena doesn't have reviews? That's all you did for a solid month, talk about each review that showed up as soon as it showed up. Didn't relate to a couple of them so I started wondering if you'd made those yourself so you'd have something else to b1tch about. Wrote it off as creative agency tactics. Don't you remember? Read, scroll back. You'll find the site & the reviews you "didn't" write. You'll find lots of things if you look carefully.

As far as Ashley & Jersey "calling me out" um, I'm not exactly concerned. Now I know how much you "love your local Orlando Dolls" as you lovingly term them. Don't get yourself all excited & upset. I know they're super hot, smooth skin, nice hair without rats, they look like they wash up each & every day, they don't have tats & sure don't smoke, they always stay in the classiest of joints & they're total model material & all. Oh, yes!

But in all honesty, Jersey invited me to work on doubles with her. I even have the pm note where she mentions I should post about that. But as soon as I told a few regular callers who know her well, they inquired with her but she (according to the guys)"immediately stopped texting" them. Their words, not mine. I have those notes too. I asked her what was up, still no response either. Kind of makes you wonder.

You'll be getting pics, posts & even lots of reviews. Don't you worry one hair on your little head. Bike Week is going to be an exciting & busy time, I'll bet lots of girls will get appointments & get reviews too. I'll be one of them, don't you worry. You'll meet me too, don't worry. You & I will have a wonderful long talk & maybe one day, you'll even be able to look way back in time & have a good laugh about all this. But All In Due Time.

I'm free right now, give me a call. Let's meet tonight. My place or yours? I'm all dressed up & ready to meet right now! Interested? Call me! Let's meet right now! VS, it's The Day you have been Waiting All This Long Time for! Tonight is Your night, VS. That is, if you want it to be. Let's meet right now.

Go on Helena post that PM from me, I have nothing to hide. Unlike you, I am completely honest and 100% REAL. Yes I did offer to do doubles with you, back about a month and a half ago. Then I thought wow this girl has some strategy going on, hype the forum up and have them super curious about meeting you, lots and lots of business. I thought with your strategy and my name we would make a killing, so Helena don't flatter yourself, I was just using your stupid ass.

Now after reading what you have posted lately, just like StevePope quoted, read between the lines. I see it that your nothing else but LE. So tell me, you quoted," it kinda makes you wonder " about me, Just what are you insinuating?

Playing it REALLY Safe,

Jerseygirl.

XoXXoXo

**Beautifulh** · 03-09-12 22:46

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

That post was not directed at you so of course you don't understand it. The thread was dead so I asked SP to parse the post. I said the post reminded me of you because it was an obvious LEO POST (Law Enforcement Officer, since you posted that you didn't know what LEO was) or by a brain dead addict, either way a NO GO adv.

So if you are an ESCORT and not a TROLL why has not one single person posted anything about you and you have been in Orlando for 9 days?

If you're really an ESCORT simply run an ad or the board like Na-NA did with some HOT GOOEY STICKY PICS like hers and we will all believe you.

HEY BOY'S how much you want to bet it ain't going to happen.

VS

I'm not snippy because the post was about another girl, I'm asking why you'd post it in the Helena thread since it had nothing to do with Helena, the thread subject. I think you meant to type out "Heroin" (as in a narcotic) not "Heroine" (as in the lead for a well known story) but I'll take that as a compliment anyway. Sorry, I'm not up on the latest drug lingo but I see you are. You're also awful shocked everybody doesn't know the drug lingo. Why are you shocked everybody isn't up on drug lingo? After your post I read up on "the blues" to discover the lingo came from what they Look Like. Tell me why you're shocked that everyone is not up on that lingo.

You claim you hate this thread, you claim to hate me. Never mind the fact you keep coming back here to read & post. Give me one good reason why you'd actually go to the effort of communicating with another guy about the 2 subjects you have The Most & go as far as to ask him to spice-up the thread? That you hate.

What do you mean Helena doesn't have reviews? That's all you did for a solid month, talk about each review that showed up as soon as it showed up. Didn't relate to a couple of them so I started wondering if you'd made those yourself so you'd have something else to b1tch about. Wrote it off as creative agency tactics. Don't you remember? Read, scroll back. You'll find the site & the reviews you "didn't" write. You'll find lots of things if you look carefully.

As far as Ashley & Jersey "calling me out" um, I'm not exactly concerned. Now I know how much you "love your local Orlando Dolls" as you lovingly term them. Don't get yourself all excited & upset. I know they're super hot, smooth skin, nice hair without rats, they look like they wash up each & every day, they don't have tats & sure don't smoke, they always stay in the classiest of joints & they're total model material & all. Oh, yes!

But in all honesty, Jersey invited me to work on doubles with her. I even have the pm note where she mentions I should post about that. But as soon as I told a few regular callers who know her well, they inquired with her but she (according to the guys)"immediately stopped texting" them. Their words, not mine. I have those notes too. I asked her what was up, still no response either. Kind of makes you wonder.

You'll be getting pics, posts & even lots of reviews. Don't you worry one hair on your little head. Bike Week is going to be an exciting & busy time, I'll bet lots of girls will get appointments & get reviews too. I'll be one of them, don't you worry. You'll meet me too, don't worry. You & I will have a wonderful long talk & maybe one day, you'll even be able to look way back in time & have a good laugh about all this. But All In Due Time.

I'm free right now, give me a call. Let's meet tonight. My place or yours? I'm all dressed up & ready to meet right now! Interested? Call me! Let's meet right now! VS, it's The Day you have been Waiting All This Long Time for! Tonight is Your night, VS. That is, if you want it to be. Let's meet right now.

**Ftguy68** · 03-09-12 12:51

I'm assuming she has yet to post one verifiable ad anywhere locally here.

**Luckycowboy58** · 03-09-12 07:03

Henela continues to do the same thing over and over. Ashley and Jersey called (it) out and (it) refuses to answer. Changes the subject in mid sentence and it almost completely incoherent on any given post. Pays compliments to gentlemen who have stated in no uncertain terms they wouldn't fuck (it) with somebody else's dick and leaves us hanging for the pics and reviews of the Orlando tour. The lights stayed off down here for a few days and I hoped the troll had slithered off forever but no such luck. Me thinks Henela has been under professional care and just can't buy the med's right now.

**VerySlowly** · 03-08-12 22:28

Originally Posted by Beautifulh [View Original Post]

For some reason you posted here so I'm trying to figure out how it relates it to me. I'm an escort, if I wanted to hang out with someone I'd do an appointment & get money. If I wanted a relationship I don't think I'd ever post in the classifieds. You copied the wrong ad from C / L or you're SP because your post doesn't relate to the ad you're talking about. If you didn't copy the wrong ad, I saw SP's funny but paranoid posts where he says basic words are cryptic messages about stings. Now you say a singles ad is jail bait but it doesn't say anything about minors or sex. Is it against the law to be sad with the blues & meet sad strangers or ride in their car? Maybe dangerous but not illegal.

You're talking about pills & you say it's by a cop or an addict. It's a sad depressed person looking for another sad person for a serious no head game relationship, where's the pill part. It's like you're both picking apart posts looking for cryptic cop messages. You clearly posted the wrong ad up but it's still kind of weird you both find jail bait in posts. Post the real ad you think sounds like me.

Helena, you read my post where I re-posted a Back-page, casual hookups ad about a chick wanting to hang out with someone who has "Blues" and you think it's about someone who has "the blues" a euphemism for being depressed- are you that mentally challenged at 29 years old—REALLY.

She is looking for someone who HAS some Blues a SLANG or CODE word for ROXYCODONE a lab created OPIATE that along with it's siblings Oxycontin, Hydrocodone, Oxycodone, lortabs etc. Is known as "HILLBILLY HEROINE". She is looking for someone who has some blues, read it again, read it again, read it again. What school did you say you were attending?

BTW, You keep referring to yourself as an Escort and yet you have no reviews on any major review board.

You seemed highly offended that I posted about something else on "YOUR" thread, a little Narcissistic perhaps, you have sounded like a "DISTURBED" individual for some time now. There are therapy's for you honey, especially for the "Delusional Escort Fantasy"—SP or VS take your pick since you think we are the same. OMG

**Dealfinder** · 03-08-12 19:31

Originally Posted by Beautifulh [View Original Post]

Post the real ad you think sounds like me.

<Snip

If you were really an escort, you would post your own ad here. But you're not, so you won't. Simple as that.

**VerySlowly** · 03-08-12 18:34

That post was not directed at you so of course you don't understand it. The thread was dead so I asked SP to parse the post. I said the post reminded me of you because it was an obvious LEO POST (Law Enforcement Officer, since you posted that you didn't know what LEO was) or by a brain dead addict, either way a NO GO adv.

So if you are an ESCORT and not a TROLL why has not one single person posted anything about you and you have been in Orlando for 9 days?

If you're really an ESCORT simply run an ad or the board like Na-NA did with some HOT GOOEY STICKY PICS like hers and we will all believe you.

HEY BOY'S how much you want to bet it ain't going to happen.

VS

**Beautifulh** · 03-08-12 16:21

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Loved your clarification of "Helenas" post.

I saw this post on C / L casuals this morning and I was wondering what kind of "Jackass" would post it but even worse who would go to a girls house with a pocket-full of 30 mg. Roxycodone tablets looking to get laid. If you have these pills just troll the trail and pick out something you like. This has to be an LE sting ad or posted by a "brain dead addict" I don't know why but I thought of "Helena" when I read this ad but I did and I'm posting it here, if you love jail, just answer this ad.

It's right up there with the ad that had a mother looking for an experienced man to teach her 14year old daughter about sex, actually that ad worked well for LE it got lots of takers who immediately ruined their lives, and they got what they deserved. —VS.

For some reason you posted here so I'm trying to figure out how it relates it to me. I'm an escort, if I wanted to hang out with someone I'd do an appointment & get money. If I wanted a relationship I don't think I'd ever post in the classifieds. You copied the wrong ad from C / L or you're SP because your post doesn't relate to the ad you're talking about. If you didn't copy the wrong ad, I saw SP's funny but paranoid posts where he says basic words are cryptic messages about stings. Now you say a singles ad is jail bait but it doesn't say anything about minors or sex. Is it against the law to be sad with the blues & meet sad strangers or ride in their car? Maybe dangerous but not illegal.

You're talking about pills & you say it's by a cop or an addict. It's a sad depressed person looking for another sad person for a serious no head game relationship, where's the pill part. It's like you're both picking apart posts looking for cryptic cop messages. You clearly posted the wrong ad up but it's still kind of weird you both find jail bait in posts. Post the real ad you think sounds like me.

**Beautifulh** · 03-08-12 15:10

Originally Posted by Steve Pope [View Original Post]

If you read between the lines, this is what the Super-Troll is saying to all of us:

"There will be reports & pics don't worry."

What it really means: The TV Stations news REPORTS will include all of your mug-shot PICS.

"I didn't know untraceable phones existed why does it matter where you get minutes from. MBI isn't dumb but why you always bringing them up. I keep seeing LEO what do the letters stand for anyway's."

What it really means: I am taking the LEO Sergant exam in a few weeks and that question will be on the test. Please tell me the answer now!

"No body's trying to recruit me with emails now there just talking. Loud."

What it really means: No Pimp in his right mind would try to recruit a Cop to work for him!

"Will be available thru 7 tonite after that I'm busy til morning. Tomorrow 6 to 10 I'm free if you want a sameday please don't call before 6 thanks!"

What it really means: Due to Government budget cuts, NO Overtime has been approved for this Sting Operation!

SP

Been busy but wanted to drop a note! SP, I have to admit even if we've had our differences, you have a great sense of humor! I have to say this whole thing will go down in USASG History! I should be irritated but I'm not because I LMAO over this one! You have allot of creativity, have to hand it to you! I read some other posts by you, have you ever thought of doing stand up? This is not an insult or backhanded compliment. You're really good! Maybe they'll add a "funny bone" section & you can be the forum moderator. We have had our b1tch fest back & forth but kudos on your humor!

**VerySlowly** · 03-05-12 13:52

Loved your clarification of "Helenas" post.

I saw this post on C / L casuals this morning and I was wondering what kind of "Jackass" would post it but even worse who would go to a girls house with a pocket-full of 30 mg. Roxycodone tablets looking to get laid. If you have these pills just troll the trail and pick out something you like. This has to be an LE sting ad or posted by a "brain dead addict" I don't know why but I thought of "Helena" when I read this ad but I did and I'm posting it here, if you love jail, just answer this ad.

It's right up there with the ad that had a mother looking for an experienced man to teach her 14 whyear old daughter about sex, actually that ad worked well for LE it got lots of takers who immediately ruined their lives, and they got what they deserved. —VS.

Got any. W4m. 26

(Orlando)

Date: 2012-03-05, 11:22AM EST.

Reply to: sdhss-2885610385@pers.craigslist.org

Important: I've found that alot of people are not serious, please don't reply unless you are over 30, can come get me, and you can come tonight. I don't want to play anymore games.

So I'm bored at the moment and have a few hrs to hang out tonight, and just looking for someone who is in the same boat I am. I am looking for someone who may have some blues, either you know what they are or you don't. If you don't don't ask because I'm not going to explain. So basically if you got them and want to share and hang out let me know. I'm only looking for someone serious, and sane. I'm THICK, not obese or huge though, long hair, nice eyes, and well I don't know what else to say so if you want to hang out tonight and you have a ride to come get me and you got some of those get back with me cause I'm doing nothin!

PS. I have posted this a few times and have not found anybody real, also I'm in the orlando area close to sandlake

Location: Orlando.