UTR Ladies

[DonScarlet]

Not sure. I think she ran through a couple names back in the day, and I was more interested in checking the tits rather than the I'd. She was fun. The night of the pick was both of them, then saw each one solo. Both of the lots and lots of fun. We did like 4 different themes for the photo shoot that night. This one was my favorite.

Is that Mindy on the left? My ATF.

[TheDude1]

Another one that used to be fun and UTR.

Is that Mindy on the left? My ATF.

[SaltyDog2016]

BMIB, Absolutely mother fucking awesome review! Those curious what a great review is, take heed!

Thanks for helping her out!

Salty.

BMIB,

Outstanding fucking review! Great shout out to mini Stretch Armstrong. Lmfao!

BG.

[DonScarlet]

Have someone if you are interested that is going UTR. Full disclosure a couple months back she posted on CL but was only like twice and hasn't in months. Is a friend of a friend and is on the Peninsula. Not mobile due to wearing a boot cause she got shot in the foot. Is mid 30's about 5'9". Brunette. Has a little mommy tummy and the boobs have seen better days. I joke with her that there is nothing like a good pair of saggies though. Has a good price and menu if you are interested. Getting back in the swing of things so if you feel like swapping I am up, but not a requirement.

[DonScarlet]

Another one that used to be fun and UTR.

[DonScarlet]

Was digging through old pics, and she came up. Last I heard she went out west, but that was like what. 3 years ago.

[Blak Gekko]

BMIB,

Outstanding fucking review! Great shout out to mini Stretch Armstrong. Lmfao!

BG.

Today I had the pleasure of seeing one of Salty's roadies in my hometown. A few SM may know I've been looking for UTR's on the peninsula side for awhile. If anyone on here is from the peninsula, you know what I mean. It's slim pickings. But fortunately for me one of the cats Salty let out of the bag, was close to the BadMan's humble abode. This stray's was named Christina.

I text Christina after getting digits from the Salt Man. She responded right away (always a positive thing). She asked if I could meet yesterday, but I told I would have to arrange something for today. She was very polite and willing to answer all my questions. So I had my appointment made.

Text her this morning and got a little worried when she didn't respond for half hour. Usually this is normal for most girls, but after yesterday I was a little worried she forgot. After she replied, I told her plans were going to change from a HH to QV. Not necessarily her fault. I waited until I heard from her to get myself ready.

I make my way to the address she provided and there was an electric gate blocking my entrance to a quiet apartment complex. I didn't panic because my prior experience with some of these gates is there is a separate pedestrian gate. And there was and of low and behold, it's not locked. Perfect! I make my way to the back of the complex and locate the Shake Shack. I knocked a few times before the person who had sent me a text answers the door.

We make a little small talk about her football team and exchange a hug and handshake. We then laid down on her air mattress. She seemed a little shy at first, which is ok by me. I grab me a handful of her Vitamin C's and begin to squeeze making sure their ripe. She takes them out of their case and they look better peeled. I taste each one making sure to do some quality control. Perfect mouth feel and just the right size. I tried twisting the tops like apples and they were firm.

She seemed very responsive to the fruit check and moaned as well. She allowed some LFK and some DFK. Her lip was pierced which to me was a little difficult for DFK. Next thing led to the comfy pants being slid down. She was going commando for today's mission. I decided at this point I was overdressed for the party and joined her leaving my boxers on.

I continued with tasting the fruits and also started rubbing the vertical taco. She was in full swing now. Her back was arching, her moans grew louder. I dipped a few fingers in to test the waters and I could feel the pressure building. I pulled out and went back to the rub down. It wasn't much longer she couldn't take much more and Old Faithful erupted. This was a first for me. It was hot as well as exciting to see in person. Suddenly I felt the need to say an ad lib line taken from "There's Something About Mary. " I yelled out, "We got a squirter!

I tried to make it happen again but I think she was ready for the main event. She looked at me and told me she wanted it from behind. My mini Stretch Armstrong was absolutely ready to pounce. But here boys and girls is the lesson of the day, "Always be packing. " I think you know what I mean. She said she didn't have anything to give. I was so mad at myself. I think she might have allowed raw dawg, but I never do that.

So she gave me a test. Well more like an Oral review board. I laid back and let her check my C and B' s for errors. She was fantastic at grading them with lots of vigor. I told her to stop when I was getting close, but she mumbled "Uh uh. " I pushed her face down making her choke and she came right back up to do it again. I warned her of the impending explosion but she took it like a champ. I don't think she gargled, because she put her mouth on a nearby towel. I couldn't focus because I was still shaking.

We cleaned up and talked for a few more minutes before we parted ways. Thank you again Sir Salty. I would recommend her on mouth skills alone. She didn't even check the donation or even ask about it. But remember, friends don't let friends go unprepared. Stay safe!

Badman.

[BadManInBlue]

Today I had the pleasure of seeing one of Salty's roadies in my hometown. A few SM may know I've been looking for UTR's on the peninsula side for awhile. If anyone on here is from the peninsula, you know what I mean. It's slim pickings. But fortunately for me one of the cats Salty let out of the bag, was close to the BadMan's humble abode. This stray's was named Christina.

I text Christina after getting digits from the Salt Man. She responded right away (always a positive thing). She asked if I could meet yesterday, but I told I would have to arrange something for today. She was very polite and willing to answer all my questions. So I had my appointment made.

Text her this morning and got a little worried when she didn't respond for half hour. Usually this is normal for most girls, but after yesterday I was a little worried she forgot. After she replied, I told her plans were going to change from a HH to QV. Not necessarily her fault. I waited until I heard from her to get myself ready.

I make my way to the address she provided and there was an electric gate blocking my entrance to a quiet apartment complex. I didn't panic because my prior experience with some of these gates is there is a separate pedestrian gate. And there was and of low and behold, it's not locked. Perfect! I make my way to the back of the complex and locate the Shake Shack. I knocked a few times before the person who had sent me a text answers the door.

We make a little small talk about her football team and exchange a hug and handshake. We then laid down on her air mattress. She seemed a little shy at first, which is ok by me. I grab me a handful of her Vitamin C's and begin to squeeze making sure their ripe. She takes them out of their case and they look better peeled. I taste each one making sure to do some quality control. Perfect mouth feel and just the right size. I tried twisting the tops like apples and they were firm.

She seemed very responsive to the fruit check and moaned as well. She allowed some LFK and some DFK. Her lip was pierced which to me was a little difficult for DFK. Next thing led to the comfy pants being slid down. She was going commando for today's mission. I decided at this point I was overdressed for the party and joined her leaving my boxers on.

I continued with tasting the fruits and also started rubbing the vertical taco. She was in full swing now. Her back was arching, her moans grew louder. I dipped a few fingers in to test the waters and I could feel the pressure building. I pulled out and went back to the rub down. It wasn't much longer she couldn't take much more and Old Faithful erupted. This was a first for me. It was hot as well as exciting to see in person. Suddenly I felt the need to say an ad lib line taken from "There's Something About Mary. " I yelled out, "We got a squirter!

I tried to make it happen again but I think she was ready for the main event. She looked at me and told me she wanted it from behind. My mini Stretch Armstrong was absolutely ready to pounce. But here boys and girls is the lesson of the day, "Always be packing. " I think you know what I mean. She said she didn't have anything to give. I was so mad at myself. I think she might have allowed raw dawg, but I never do that.

So she gave me a test. Well more like an Oral review board. I laid back and let her check my C and B' s for errors. She was fantastic at grading them with lots of vigor. I told her to stop when I was getting close, but she mumbled "Uh uh. " I pushed her face down making her choke and she came right back up to do it again. I warned her of the impending explosion but she took it like a champ. I don't think she gargled, because she put her mouth on a nearby towel. I couldn't focus because I was still shaking.

We cleaned up and talked for a few more minutes before we parted ways. Thank you again Sir Salty. I would recommend her on mouth skills alone. She didn't even check the donation or even ask about it. But remember, friends don't let friends go unprepared. Stay safe!

Badman.

[Rayth]

Had the future to meet with Shay on her first visit her. Had a great time, not a clock watcher, and tries to please. Really enjoyed how she loved to suck the taste of her vagina off of me.

- are.

Gents, my dear friend Shay is back in town. I'm here to tell you, she looks extravagantl! Lost weight in all the right places, same phenomenal personality, and skills in the upper tier. Those who've seen her before can testify. I'll be highly selective on this one. If I don't answer your PM, don't let your feelings get hurt.

Salty.

[Blak Gekko]

Preach Reverend Salty Graham. Preach a good Monger sermon!

Sir PepperDog,

There's only so much I can do solo. You know how it is, your box fills with the leech brigade. Give them digits and they still can't write reviews, smh. Half can't read the post. Yeah you guys with zero reviews and or zero forum participation asking for digits, not happening. "Has anyone seen her" is not forum participation. Read the reviews from Gekko, VBGent, Scorpio, Divinci. They're meaningful full of substance. Anyway, enough bitching. Get to hunting, slaying and reviewing.

Salty.

[Redleg27]

Had a nice time with Cassie great BBBJ, nice cg ride. Great boobs thanks Salty!

[SaltyDog2016]

Gents, my dear friend Shay is back in town. I'm here to tell you, she looks extravagantl! Lost weight in all the right places, same phenomenal personality, and skills in the upper tier. Those who've seen her before can testify. I'll be highly selective on this one. If I don't answer your PM, don't let your feelings get hurt.

Salty.

[SaltyDog2016]

Sir PepperDog,

There's only so much I can do solo. You know how it is, your box fills with the leech brigade. Give them digits and they still can't write reviews, smh. Half can't read the post. Yeah you guys with zero reviews and or zero forum participation asking for digits, not happening. "Has anyone seen her" is not forum participation. Read the reviews from Gekko, VBGent, Scorpio, Divinci. They're meaningful full of substance. Anyway, enough bitching. Get to hunting, slaying and reviewing.

Salty.

Reverend Salty Graham.

LMAO. You feeding the mongertude for free here?

BG.

[Beachj]

Hey there I have a bbq friend who is looking to provide dreams so she can attend grad school. She is 42 year old She can't host. She is a bigger gal with 42 f natural titties, a belly, but not sloppy at all. She is a GFE, no greek, but very passionate and reasonable. She is a teacher who is trying to better her job as her husband up and left. If interested pm me for more info. Thanks.

[Blak Gekko]

Reverend Salty Graham.

LMAO. You feeding the mongertude for free here?

BG.

I have a friend going through a rough breakup with her bf and could use some extra help with bills. She's back an forth between NN and Ports, can host and travel at times. Super cool, late 20's cutie with nice ass and pretty Cs. Certified squirter with some baby damage but not too bad. Only restriction is no bare. Greek considered upon weapon inspection, horse cocks will be denied. 🚫🐴 🍆 Excellent head game. All financial obligations will be discussed with her.

Contributors to this forum may PM. If I do not reply, please reread the previous sentence.

Salty.