Bottle of Merlot

[Yellow Train]

Haha, quite funny: the even though this was posted so long ago hah.

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive

Woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant.

So the waiter

Took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'. And indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds,

Not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have

A Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank

And 7 inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose

One of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,

I have a Ferrari Maranello,

BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages;

I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami,

And a 10, 000 acre ranch in Louisiana.

There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not

Even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just

Send the wine back.

[A John]

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive

Woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant.

So the waiter

Took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'. And indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds,

Not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have

A Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank

And 7 inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose

One of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,

I have a Ferrari Maranello,

BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages;

I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami,

And a 10, 000 acre ranch in Louisiana.

There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not

Even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just

Send the wine back.