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06-04-13 14:19 #281
Posts: 126Originally Posted by SCJohn [View Original Post]
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06-04-13 02:11 #280
Posts: 1105Originally Posted by Huumm [View Original Post]
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06-03-13 13:03 #279
Posts: 126Originally Posted by Huumm [View Original Post]
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06-03-13 13:02 #278
Posts: 126Originally Posted by FunTrust [View Original Post]
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06-01-13 21:05 #277
Posts: 43Same here.
Originally Posted by FunTrust [View Original Post]
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05-31-13 22:52 #276
Posts: 1295Why don't they provide customer service
About 30% of the time there is either a screw up, as they promise to see you at 2, then 2:30, then say I am 20 miles away, can I see you at 4. I had one gal that provided great service the first time, and the next time started to meet her before work, she says come to my area, I get there and suddenly her girlfriend / family shows up. , and wants to reschedule in mid morning. I tell her I have to work to make money for her, and since she jacks me around she is off the rotation. She cries, and begs me to see her as she needs the money, and I say it was yours but you lost your time slot for the day.
Same thing with cleanness, it only takes 5 min to jump in shower, clean everything up and brush teeth etc.
The reason some girls don't is the same reason they provide, can't get life together. As they get older, you would think they would learn, but the flakiness increase, particularly if they are on Rx.
The ones who do, give service, on time and clean do a lands office business.
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05-29-13 22:58 #275
Posts: 65Originally Posted by Stegram [View Original Post]
She changed her handle to jazdova88. She's always been YMMV. I caught her on her good days twice and she rocked me pretty good both times. Hour session ended up being more than 90minutes. The other time close to 2 hours on her regular's rate. She will provide that if she's comfy with you. She basically will give you a tongue bath or kisses you tip to toe if you're clean or if she's comfy with you. You have to direct her on what you want to do or else she will just nibble on your cock instead of choking on your cock until you tell her to stop. She does the job pretty well when she's not down on her moods. Its a gamble with her but treat her right and she rocks. If you want to just lay down and do nothing, you should see someone else.
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05-29-13 21:08 #274
Posts: 18New profile Registered May 28 2013 Jazdova88
Originally Posted by Stegram [View Original Post]
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05-29-13 18:28 #273
Posts: 6Jaz_Dova
Exactly, why not invest is some proper perfume, brush your teeth before each Joe that comes through and wash your ass. It's that simple. This gig is paying for that next iPhone, college, kids diapers, husbands rolex etc. Have a bit of self awareness. It's just a buzz killer when a girl doesn't take care of herself. I've had cheaper providers who smell nice and make a bit of an effort to make it enjoyable for clients. Isn't this a business? You have to please the customers right? She'll resurface somewhere at some point. Bring a bottle of Listerine and a porno so she knows what to do in the bed. LOL. =)
Originally Posted by Stegram [View Original Post]
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05-29-13 13:17 #272
Posts: 161Originally Posted by FunTrust [View Original Post]
Hopefully she read what the review actually said. My sessions always start and end with both myself and the provider toasting with a mouthwash cocktail so this problem is, at least temporarily, pushed away. I bring a little bottle with me and if the provider doesn't have any, I do. But considering what the provider is doing for a living, WHY wouldn't they?
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05-29-13 09:55 #271
Posts: 1295Jas
Anyways, to each their own. Jaz_Dova just didn't do it for me. I guess being overseas really spoiled me. Oh well. On to the next one =) [/QUOTE]
"Your review must have done it for her, now she is invalid user on Hx. Probably will show up as another name soon."
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05-28-13 18:42 #270
Posts: 6So I was in the mood for some latin girls and after reading the post by BC I emailed Jaz on HX. We exchanged a few messages and set up something a few hours later in Anaheim. Got to the hotel. She texted me the. Got to her room and she opened it up hiding behind the door. I walked in and turned around to see that she was tiny and she was just like the pics. Nice looking chcik but not all that. She also had a nice booty but not as nice as I expected. The pictures on her profile make her booty pop or she's just sticking it out on her poses but I wasn't impressed. Anyways, we chatted for a few minutes and you could tell she wasn't into the convo so whatever. I said lets get to it then. Got undressed and then she told me to lay down on the bed. She asked if there was anything I was uncomfortable with and then proceeded to give me these annoying weak ass peks all over my body like that was going to turn me on or whatever. As she was kissing me I could smell her odor and whenever she said something I could smell her breathe. It was a turn off. While she was kissing me like a little bird all over the place I was playing with her pussy and ass because that was the only thing that was keeping me interested. She then proceeded to give me a terrible BBBJ. She would only suck on the tip and use her hands a lot. I should have just told her to give me a hand job. So that sucked and I was like ok. I'm ready for a condom. She asked that I get on top. Which again I really didn't want to do because her breathe. Everytime I stroked her deep she would open her mouth that it stank. After pretending to enjoy it I told her to turn around for doggy. I stroked her in doggy for a while until I came. I cleaned myself up, chatted more while I got dressed and I was on my way. 140 bucks down the drain for hhr. I wasn't a happy camper at all. Afterwards I was kicking myself knowing I should have gone another route and seen a different provider. Whatever, busting a nut is busting a nut but I just wished they were all like my last provider. Kim from TropicBeauty. I'll have to post that up later.
Anyways, to each their own. Jaz_Dova just didn't do it for me. I guess being overseas really spoiled me. Oh well. On to the next one =)
Originally Posted by Baldy Cruiser [View Original Post]
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05-20-13 14:42 #269
Posts: 43Originally Posted by Bushman426 [View Original Post]
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05-20-13 12:05 #268
Posts: 264Ratings
Originally Posted by Huumm [View Original Post]
She does issue ratings,"MISSAMILLIAN has issued public Network Ratings to 784 people"
http://www.humaniplex.com/network/MI...LIAN/outgoing/
You may just have to see her more than once. Just ask her nicely.
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05-19-13 12:35 #267
Posts: 43First Experience
I was able to find a "reputable" girl that is newbie friendly. Made an appt at 10AM. Came to the motel on Harbor at 9:55 and txted her. 10:15 she replied back with the room number. She was very friendly and easy to have a decent conversation. That made you feel more relaxed specially for me since it's the first time. She seemed to enjoy it too which is a plus. It's her on the photos except for the boobs. I'm not an expert on size but they are smaller in real life. Alot smaller. Anyway, had a decent time with her. The only issue is she just doesn't give out rating.
http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MISSAMILLIAN