Humaniplex

[James D 2004]

It's late, but well. In the MP tradition, I'm trying something new. Veterans should know who I'm talking about. I also stopped responding to PM asking about my experience. The bookers are pretty anal and they have their own board so you can't defense yourself. It all about exchange but when I looked at the network of the person who asked, I'm amazed how could they fuck that! So no. There's no point to response to PM's unless I come across somebody with good taste and they fucked somebody on my shortlist.

I just picked a dark spinner with small tits. Face is a bit weak. No makeup. Body is nice, my type of spinner. Friendly, kisses a little, no GFE, false advertising as usual. Since she asked and followed up so I rated her. To be honest the pictures are probably not hers but plausible so I won't lose credibility. But after her 1st few clients, she (the booker) changed her pictures. There's a totally different girl. That's not how HX works so he was forced to put some real pictures. And she doesn't use 4 star hotels like one day at a time. She camps in cheaper motels but still decent.

There are a few white girls to choose from. I picked the teen spinner who showed her face. The makeup is heavy but she is pretty, the makeup is expensive and I liked her blond hair. Since my last ATF was gone, I'm trying to be cheap. Whatever pussy you get, I get it at $200. But that not exactly how it works. She charges $400 / hr and more for extras. If these girls get a one hr client, they may just get a room and start. They don't respond for cheaper clients unless they can at least break even. I caught her at a good time so she texted me asking how long I wanted even though I told her already.

She looks exactly like her pictures with full makeup on. Actually she looks younger than the pictures, closes to her stated age and size. When I came out from the shower, she leaned on the bed in an awkward way and seemed to be annoyed. I didn't know if she was annoyed that I was late or I took too long in the shower. And I think she could have been showing off her tats trying to turn me off. One of her arms was tated from waist to elbow but in her pictures, she seemed to be tat free by skillfully hiding that.

It also seems to me that she was showing me attitudes for being cheap. That's one way of doing things to shame me into booking 45 min or 60 next time or extend the booking. When I was puzzled for a split second I oozed my charm. She immediately realized that she was wrong and jump up to work.

No GFE no kissing, false advertising as usual. But they can claim YMMV and GFE are only reserved for hr clients. No biggy. Before I could anything she signaled me to lay down for the blow. OK, the bed is very clean in the early afternoon. I stared at her face because she is pretty and I love her hair. But she said, "What?" in an annoying way. She thinks I was checking her out for false advertising like blue eyes. I didn't even remember what was in the classified. Maybe she is actually a different person but looks better. Maybe she thought I recognized her from somewhere, like the local school or some college. Maybe she thought I recognized that she is some porn star. I just told her she is pretty and she is OK for that.

BTW, the booker persistently put a picture of a different person on her album. It can be the same person but with no makeup and don't even look white. So I thought I won't see the pretty girl but one without makeup. But no. There's absolutely no reason to put in that picture and it was gone from her last days. The only reason maybe there's the double it there are too many bookings and that's double for cheap clients. I always think the Asian houses do it. Because I always get an older and fatter person, LOL.

So she was straight between my legs blowing me so I can see her pretty face at work. In other words, I couldn't touch her anywhere but her hair. It was a pretty good job but I think she wanted me to cum and shoot in the air so she could preserve her pussy. But it didn't work that way. She gave up and hopped on for the ride.

Again she wanted to ride me to completion so I couldn't do much damage. It's not easy. She has to be confident enough to face me full frontal. And her pussy has to be reasonably tight. Otherwise, the squad is much easier to finish. Her breast is the perfect school girl type, good sized. She has absolutely no problem dangling them in front of my eyes and let me play with them. So I let her ride on. Until I came. Good memories. When I was recuperating on the bed I remembered to put up a smile so she knew she did a good job. Clients who came early before changing positions will not like this, feeling being rushed. I spent enough time in her mouth and pussy so I got my money's worth. And she is pretty. I was surprised that she pulled the condom and wiped me clean like the K girls. I don't remember any non-Asian girls do that. Maybe she felt guilty of showing me attitude and no GFE for false advertising.

I left her a little tip and she appreciated it even though she charges $400 / hr. When I booked ber again before she left I thought it would be plain sailing. She (the booker) didn't respond to my text or PM. It wasn't waiting for reference or my lack of network. Blatantly, she put cheap clients on standby. I booker her again because she responded to my PM like she didn't know me. I think after she finished her priority client she texted me if I still want to see her. Lady, I need an hour to prepare and travel. So I had to turn her down and tried to see her. But she left early and I couldn't make it. I hope she returns soon but not typically.

Just when I thought I would save my money for her return, not interested in other white girls or spinners, I met a SW that blew me away. My review is up there too. Imagine that, a Fig black SW standing shoulder to shoulder with an HX blond spinner top dog. I'll probably go for the SW again!

[Jedi69]

She recently updated her profile and it says she'll be back in OC next week.

Guess it's my turn to put in my 2 cents on her since I've seen her multiple times, and I rarely repeat. She's absolutely stunning. Teen sex symbol / goddess of pleasure type shit. She's real life hot type, not pornstar camera or IG model hot. Perky and conservatively sized tits with an ass to die for. Her service is great too. Does everything she advertises but her most recent menu has GPS all over it with typical HX services calling for extra $$. Hopefully when she comes back her rates won't increase AGAIN, but I wouldn't be surprised due to her demand.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned her BBBJ skills. Absolutely best BBBJ provider I've had on HX. No one else I've seen has come close and I'm over level 2 on the site. If her rates were more reasonable I'd have seen her multiple times. Huge stoner type of chick, and definitely has a BF she snap messages when she has time during sessions. Prob her pimp, but didn't really affect us at all.

I'd highly recommend seeing her.

Yeah 300 HH /600 HR? Then a la carte menu of +50 for DATY, +50 for DFK, and +50 for the other usual stuff. She's hot but so are the 18-20 yo white chicks who join every day, and have the standard all-inclusive 200/300 rates.

[RealSexyPanda]

The holidays had a lot of slowdown and new girls with GPS, or veterans being flaky. Just some of the ones i remember:

Spas / MPs: Several were closed including my regulars, but the new one I tried would not give any action. At least I didn't have to tip then.

Kdolls: been wanting Emily but she was unavailable.

Tiffanyy213 - posted an ad. Not sure if this is a booker, but inquired about Jessica. No response.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/mamacita.Xo - GPS. She wanted 300 for non GFE hour. This is why I get my latinas in TJ.

Paradisekisses. Posted an ad for that day, then says she actually isn't even in town yet that day.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Mamacita_Ruby - Posted an ad. Contacted her. No answer.

CatalinaxoGold. Posted an ad. Agrees on a session. Call to confirm once in area. She responds later. Much later and my reaction: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PrIugnYyc8s/hqdefault.jpg.

Phucddover. Saw her as a reliable "always open" option from past experience. She had some pussy odor and her place is a mess. I left disgusted since I know she's a BBFS girl and her place is messy but like the $2 pizza place near her, thats all that was open. So its a good way to stretch $127 for an evening of two kinds of slices.

[RealSexyPanda]

I've seen her before this handle as well. Full GFE and if she likes you she is fun to be with. Older gal and you can see it on her face but has a nice tight kitty.
She comes and goes.

Thanks a lot! Her availability was unreasonable so will try next time.

[AhadcVery]

Not sure but my guess when she comes back she'll have a face tat this time.

She recently updated her profile and it says she'll be back in OC next week.

Guess it's my turn to put in my 2 cents on her since I've seen her multiple times, and I rarely repeat. She's absolutely stunning. Teen sex symbol / goddess of pleasure type shit. She's real life hot type, not pornstar camera or IG model hot. Perky and conservatively sized tits with an ass to die for. Her service is great too. Does everything she advertises but her most recent menu has GPS all over it with typical HX services calling for extra $$. Hopefully when she comes back her rates won't increase AGAIN, but I wouldn't be surprised due to her demand.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned her BBBJ skills. Absolutely best BBBJ provider I've had on HX. No one else I've seen has come close and I'm over level 2 on the site. If her rates were more reasonable I'd have seen her multiple times. Huge stoner type of chick, and definitely has a BF she snap messages when she has time during sessions. Prob her pimp, but didn't really affect us at all.

I'd highly recommend seeing her.

[HapaBoy86]

I see this Latina MILF posted but has such limited time (morning hours only).

Any Intel on her if worth it?

I've seen her before this handle as well. Full GFE and if she likes you she is fun to be with. Older gal and you can see it on her face but has a nice tight kitty.

She comes and goes.

[SCJohn]

Any HX girls that are good companions personality wise? (outgoing, intelligent, sweet, funny, genuinely tries to get to know you etc.).

Cutehannah is a lot of fun. Have hanged out with her and gone to dinner a couple of times.

[HapaBoy86]

LaurenFrench is the only one I've experienced that I would place in this category. Very smart, well-read, has a full-time, professional job. Did HX part-time, so isn't living the typical HX girl lifestyle & entourage that comes with it. Not sure if she is around anymore.

The person she works for is a past customer. Will see how long that lasts?

[NickSgv]

Any HX girls that are good companions personality wise? (outgoing, intelligent, sweet, funny, genuinely tries to get to know you etc.).

Try 408 bbygirl. Beautiful, girl next door. Smart, articulate and friendly.

[CandyMan71]

Any HX girls that are good companions personality wise? (outgoing, intelligent, sweet, funny, genuinely tries to get to know you etc.).

LaurenFrench is the only one I've experienced that I would place in this category. Very smart, well-read, has a full-time, professional job. Did HX part-time, so isn't living the typical HX girl lifestyle & entourage that comes with it. Not sure if she is around anymore.

[Dolato]

Any HX girls that are good companions personality wise? (outgoing, intelligent, sweet, funny, genuinely tries to get to know you etc.).

Do you have any physical preferences as well or age range? There are many out there that are worth having a conversation with and not just a pump and dump.

[Punter3]

Any HX girls that are good companions personality wise? (outgoing, intelligent, sweet, funny, genuinely tries to get to know you etc.).

Once the girl has made it to HX, she is there for one reason and that is to make money. Some may be better actresses than others, but not what you are seeking. Your best bet is start looking at sugar baby websites as the girls are not just "working girls", but rather students or regular civies looking for a little help. Your other choice is to seek out a high end courtesan, but that is an expensive pursuit.

[RealSexyPanda]

I see this Latina MILF posted but has such limited time (morning hours only).

Any Intel on her if worth it?

[StevenWalker]

Any HX girls that are good companions personality wise? (outgoing, intelligent, sweet, funny, genuinely tries to get to know you etc.).

[KoolKeith323]

Is to see the drama queens on this thread learn to use the report post button.

Then my work will be finished. It was obviously some asshole just fucking with the chick and every one of you guys who commented the post in any way were helping him do that.

Report the post, add the user to your ignore list, and move on.

A2

Are they the Hx 24/7 blog village idiot members that do that?