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[Jedi69]

Last edited by BangTango; Today at 14:08. Reason: grammer

This made me LOL.

[BangTango]

The best advice I could ever give anyone interested in joining HX is DON'T. A little joke actually aside from not joining HX the best advice would be "do not blog"this is the biggest mistake an HX member can make. If you blog and or don't keep on the DL you will inevitably rub someone wrong, especially if you blog or publicly review a Provider. Voicing your unsolicited opinions on the blogs is like sharing needles with IV drug users and thinking you probably won't get sick. Once you have that target on your back. That is when you will meet the White Knights of HX, but who are they?

Note 75-80% of the Providers on HX are managed. Translation they are pimped out by individuals and many crews like Red Tryst, 55/91 named for the freeways, and the Baby Crew to name just a couple. There are a lot of money changing hands and you won't win too many battles against the likes of the above especially on HX. So don't try. White Knights are HX scum and clearly have the blessing of HX, Mods, and all its competing factions. Right or wrong means nothing to these White Knights as they operate with impunity and get off on their power. Hence the perception that the HX ladies even the ripoffs seem to get preferencial treatment and the HX seems to only favor the Providers? This is a fact and only makes sense really.

Also consider that any IM or DM or communication other than by telephone you have with what you think is a HX provider is not the Provider and many times not even a woman. Most of the women pimp out on HX dont even know what HX is what their ad says and even may not know the menu they are to honor. So when you try and put you dick in her ass and she says wtf are you doing and you say we been over this a couple hours ago...thats probably what happened. For whatever the reason if you have a bad experience on HX it s the best policy to walk away because making it public will not go well for you..this is in part why HX sucks so badly now. The phones for these pProviders and or Crews never stops ringing even if they burn every bridge..the biz plan calls for no Refulars or returns visits so customer service or a positive review means nothing. What you say will be used against you and you will be attacked from many sides many angles in blogs. No one will realy believe you and worst at best your reputation HX unfairly sullied. This is HX today.

These are observations I have made with the help of over 12 years of experience and countless conversations with other HX members, Providers, Bookers, and yes even a couple of pimps past and present. These are my opinions and if you disagree I would challenge to explain why and to do otherwise is just a waste of time both my time and yours.

White Knights are made up of mostly level 4 or 5 HX members who can be divided into 2 groups those that stay on the DL and use their influence primarily on the down low and behind the scenes and get pussy for free or at a big discount. White Knights using their high Level, personal connections and years of HX experience, and the promise of a Network Add. New Providers are offered protection and access instead of going it alone as a carrot to newer and low-level Providers whose desire to make money understand how to use HX and leveling-up quickly is a concern. Perfect example Pete Malloy is a handle of such a White Knight I believe. Pete Malloys Network is pretty impressive and rarely if ever notice Pete Malloy ever doing or saying anything other than the fact he seems to have fucked every relatively attractive Provider even the newest ones. Look at the Network Pete Malloy has already been there. Pete Malloy is no good guy just smarter than the average White Knight and is motivated by pussy and not into bulling other HX members. Pete Malloy and his help certainly come with some sort of price tag. Most likely in exchange for a Provider free service or minimum a deep discount you can have access to White Knight Pete Malloy and the protection of the White Knights. I have seen and heard of this done in the past so it is not new only much more prevalent I believe.

The other category is the caustic or poisonous White Knight. The enforcer types previously guys like Fubar sometimes, Marblezz or Burnsie1169 Lacg, and now the undisputed tip of the spear is Perfect Circle. Perfect Circle is the tip of the White Knight spear currently and who's presence and not covert and are not on the DL. Perfect Circle is flamboyant craves attantion and is caustic in nature. He is HX version of a NAZI Himmler or Gobbels acting like the leader of HX Gustoppo. Perfect Circle is most likely a Moderater or has the ability to. He is a liar and will misuse his power influenceto malign anyone he doesn't like or speaks up against his very public disagreements. Engaging this White Knight same as any is a mistake.

White Knights enjoy the absolute support of HX. Even if wrong! Moderaters are unknown they apear like any other HX member and whose identity or handles are a secret and one you cannot challenge or even speak of with a serious TOS violation and expultion.

In a recent or semi recent developement last say 3-4 mounths all previous White Knight enforcers have gone strangely silent. All but Perfect Circle for some reason have either left HX or changed handles or become absolutely silient for a long time. Their silence I find very ominous and the best reason to not be on HX any longer. Like animals in the wild that go nuts just before an impending earthquake. The fact these all these big mouthed conflict seeking White Knights who's meaning in life and only joy in life would seem to be found on HX. These guys like burnsie1169, Fubar, Lacg and Marblezz love HX and there tenue as much as the love to dominate other HX members and they one sided advatages these cowards behind keyboards anonymously enjoyed. To walk away from HX and the only power and noteriety they have probably ever enjoyed must have been for good reason...but what is that reason? What is a possible plausible answer to this question I do not know but I find it more than ominous and evidently eminent. Ask yourself what would cause them to all go silient and at once. The answer might be chilling.

[GoRanger]

Don't take hx so serious. LOL.

[TimTebow89]

She was a little bit of a weird one for me. I don't recall a ball cap tbh or that it bothered me if it was there. What I did remember was that she kept pausing to ask me if the BJ was good, and I kept telling her it's good. I'd imagine by my groaning you should know that felt good. Her timing was kinda off like she kept thinking the hour was almost up. But would relax again when I told her only twenty minutes passed or whatever. Lastly, she came hard squirting a couple of times but would freak out about being wet. Not like worried about making a mess on the bed or about WTF just happened. Literally hydrophobic??

Anyways, she's attractive, maybe off her meds or something. Just a bit weird and skittish in those kinda ways. Woulda been a terrific fuck if she just chilled.

100% autistic.

But she swallowed a 5 day load I had with no problem.

[Kit123]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Yurii95

I had some time in OC this week and saw this girl's pictures. Her booker is the same for lind99 katyy99 etc.

Her pictures are 100% accurate except for her body. In person, her body is much more amazing! She is thin and has perfect south american curves. I speak Spanish so communication was easy.

Everything was covered (that's how I wanted it anyway) and we went twice in the hour. In-between we just laid there chatting for a while. She was talkative and easy to get along with. She is leaving Sunday but is worth the visit. I'd definitely repeat.

[Santooki]

You are way overthinking this brother. Audrey's a good fuck, that's about as much as I need from her. She can wear a Richard Nixon mask and have an American flag sticking out of her ass for all I care, as long as it doesn't interfere with the experience. Hammering some young girl with her clothes off about a fucking baseball cap is the best way to have a shitty experience.

Now if her cooch smells or she doesn't like to fuck, then that's something to stress about.

She was a little bit of a weird one for me. I don't recall a ball cap tbh or that it bothered me if it was there. What I did remember was that she kept pausing to ask me if the BJ was good, and I kept telling her it's good. I'd imagine by my groaning you should know that felt good. Her timing was kinda off like she kept thinking the hour was almost up. But would relax again when I told her only twenty minutes passed or whatever. Lastly, she came hard squirting a couple of times but would freak out about being wet. Not like worried about making a mess on the bed or about WTF just happened. Literally hydrophobic??

Anyways, she's attractive, maybe off her meds or something. Just a bit weird and skittish in those kinda ways. Woulda been a terrific fuck if she just chilled.

[Bad Influence]

Sometimes done to hide a wig or a bad wig...blah blah blah...

You are way overthinking this brother. Audrey's a good fuck, that's about as much as I need from her. She can wear a Richard Nixon mask and have an American flag sticking out of her ass for all I care, as long as it doesn't interfere with the experience. Hammering some young girl with her clothes off about a fucking baseball cap is the best way to have a shitty experience.

Now if her cooch smells or she doesn't like to fuck, then that's something to stress about.

[Bad Influence]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

Yeah, she was wearing the cap when I saw her too. I tried to take it off but she was pretty adamant. No biggie. She's chatty as fuck, but that doesn't bother me as long as it's not a way to avoid service.

[James D 2004]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

Oh, I always think that her pics are a bit odd. But it's fair that she has exactly a handful of pictures with a cap on. I would blame myself for ignoring those.

Typically, you don't want to see her without a cap on for whatever reason.

I can think of a few. Thinning hair. When a Japanese MILF was sucking my nipples, I can see that her hair was implanted, neatly arranged in a dense grid. Hair extension. With a cap covering her head, she is freer to use extra means to secure her extensions.

[BangTango]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend it at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

Sometimes done to hide a wig or a bad wig I should say. I suppose if you are the self-conscious type and have had a string of what would amount to too many consecutive bad hair days. You know like when you rarely bath that kind of bad hair days but you think it's not due to being filthy and refuse to waste your time on this so you don a ballcap so no one will know.

I mean doesn't everyone fuck with a ball cap on now and then. A little levity at work there. And or lastly could be chemo or to a litany of health issues her hair is fried same her brain evidently who in their right mind believes this is easy to play off in this situation I like my ladies to look the same and to have a ballcap I guessing or hat on is god damn ridicolous I think. To say nothing about what is on her head and or why is what's wrong thisfucking hobby and those who accept this bullshit in my opinion which I guess you are asking for although not directly. Mental illness is my last thought and where I would wager for this bet. I guess as a possible reason I would think mental illness would fit and explain most or all of why a sane person would not act in a similar manner. That's too bad I guess what can anyone do maybe had you done the unthinkable and said something like. WTF is on your head and why?

It took a little effort on my part to speculate on the above and am left with 2 things first is I cannot think of a good reason that this provider would do this and that any sane person would anticipate being asked. This wil certaily not go unnoticed and likely not uninquired about by you. Evidently it did which I think is a riot. The second is thanks for taking a grenade so won't have to. Not laughing with you brother but at the fact that you would not even ask WTF lid was about? 2nd point is unless she is Robbing banks on the side can you think why anyone in a sane person of sound mind would think this is par for the course? And so much so as to not even address this with you as just common courtesy. In a hope of pre-emting the almost certain blow back of any man with a spine?

Funny thing while writing this tounge in cheek I stated to get pissed off and after this line is why.

Sorry not sorry it's stuff like this at best is making this Hobby more difficult for us and easier for them to justy the constant over promising and under delivering and the what is a ridiculous over valuation of this hobby and their work. With zero accountability and even less customer service the norm is consequent overpayment of these Providers. Look its not easy I get that and cut Providers a ton of slack.

Certainly we can agree that people and some Providers are not cut out for this career, job or stint. Lets blow them out not give them comfort. Even on a Macro level this is important to not make it easier on these types to continue to fleece or get over on the Hobbiest like you and me. Meaning even if as small a detail as asking this woman what is with the hat, maybe to take it off or demand a discount it all adds up. And the agggragate is what we have today which I think sucks too many times for Hobbiest. At worse it's ruining this Hobby and only emboldining rip offs and crews of ripoffs to fill any vacuums left and those lone wolf independents that I used to like best and in between types to look first at how to take advantage of a Hobbiest and with the help the internet ability to cahnge handles and gain BS reviews on a dime its only predictable to pay more get less and it will just get worse. Why would a Provider do anything else because the phone keeps ringing with Hobbiest like this guy OP. I know perhaps this is a little heavy handed and perhaps OP has caught me on a bad day and for this if true I apologize but only for the timing not the message. Is it just me or is it every more difficult to find a Provider that takes any pride in what they do, appriciates the hand that feeds and most importntly knows their place in this ecosystem below Hobbiest?

Providers usually don't have either the skilset or even desire to make a fraction of what the ask is. In what world does this biz model work? It is Providers that absolutely need efiing Hobbiest and the NOT other way around! I think it would help if more of us acted like it.

[FunOrFunner]

I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.

[BJojo]

Every girl does that just like AlexisSweet69. She look way older than those damn photoshop pics she keep posting and way thicker as well!

If you "white knights" defend her looks and says she looks young you're pathetic!

Wow. It must be tough for a girl to age out in this business! Because younger pretty ones come on the board on a daily.

Basis.

[Dakegg]

Green eyes, blond, very beautiful, 9/10 looks & body.

Great BBBJ skills, I loved how she kept eye contact with me. My knees started to get weak and I was about to burst when she looked up at me and said "condom now".

Mish, cg, then back to BBBJ cim.

$$ / hhr, I went over, but she didn't seem to mind.

Repeat? Definitely.

Thanks for the report glad to see guys here like the pretty ones and not the worn down piggies.

[HapaBoy86]

I saw KittenJ about 2 weeks ago. She is a pornstar that goes by the name, Kitty Jaguar. I don't see non k-girls often so I decided to try something new and hit her up. $$$ for 1 hr plus $. 50 extra for Greek. Extra. 60 for CIM and COF. Met up at a decent 3 star hotel incall. First glance I noticed she was about 5'7 or 5'8, small tits probably A cup and nice ass but smaller than the pics and videos. She was tipsy / drunk, sipping on some wine and had a lot of toys out on the table. I am usually skeptical about providers who drink but she was really chill. She has DFK on the menu but I can tell she really doesn't like it, we did some pecks but she kept trying to move her head and not touch lips. No problem for me because I was there for the Greek and pornstar head. BBBJ was very good with lots of DT and BLS. Not the biggest guy but when I put on the rubber and went for CFS, I noticed she was kinda loose. Not a sausage thrown down a hallway loose but more like a sweater that is one size up. Went from CG to mish and then she asked if I wanted to do Greek. I went in doggy and it was tight. I blew in bag and talked for a little after. Round 2, she went all BBBJ and went crazy and let me CIM without extra charge. Kept sucking after I came and I felt my soul leaving my body. After, I cleaned up and off I went. Overall I would give her a 7/10. I think if you see her while she is drinking you can probably get CIM for free like I did.

Thanks for the report.

Got to say that tattoo smack dab around her butthole looks nice! Almost like a bullseye sign!

[Ksujira]

I saw KittenJ about 2 weeks ago. She is a pornstar that goes by the name, Kitty Jaguar.

How old do you think are pics compared to how she looks now?