Humaniplex

[NickSgv]

She is odd to say the least. I saw her in the past. But now that she has a "Manager" . She double, and triple books. And she gives herself little time in between appts to wash her ass. That explained why her twat smells. I stopped seeing her. And the nail in the coffin was the double and triple bookings. You confirm a time with this chick, and like clockwork each time you get close to the meet point. She will "hey lets push out the date by 40 minutes, etc. I concluded this dame is not worth the time of day anymore.

Not my experience at all. I've seen her multiple times without a booker and every session has been excellent. No problem with scheduling, no postponements, excellent hygiene & absolutely first class service. She's no BNG babe but if you are looking for a passionate and engaging session and willing to work at it a bit I can't recommend highly enough.

Nick.

[BJojo]

Has anyone seen LauraPalmer?

She's on my to-do list, already got her menu.

But she keeps posting these cryptic ad listings, it's concerning.

What's her deal?

She is odd to say the least. I saw her in the past. But now that she has a "Manager" . She double, and triple books. And she gives herself little time in between appts to wash her ass. That explained why her twat smells. I stopped seeing her. And the nail in the coffin was the double and triple bookings. You confirm a time with this chick, and like clockwork each time you get close to the meet point. She will "hey lets push out the date by 40 minutes, etc. I concluded this dame is not worth the time of day anymore.

[Rrod1114]

Has anyone seen LauraPalmer?

She's on my to-do list, already got her menu.

But she keeps posting these cryptic ad listings, it's concerning.

What's her deal?

Received positive feedback on her. She is in my queue.

Yea a little odd. Surprised she is a Twin Peaks / David Lynch fan at her age.

[Bad Influence]

Haven't seen her, but her profile is interesting to say the least. Probably thinks she's "deep" or some shit.

What's the details? Might be worth a visit, crazy girls are the best fucks.

Has anyone seen LauraPalmer?

She's on my to-do list, already got her menu.

But she keeps posting these cryptic ad listings, it's concerning.

What's her deal?

[LazyLion]

Has anyone seen LauraPalmer?

She's on my to-do list, already got her menu.

But she keeps posting these cryptic ad listings, it's concerning.

What's her deal?

[LonerRanger]

Anyone know what is OMGava1 porn name?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/OMGava1

Thanks.

[Rrod1114]

That is unfortunate because she runs with the crew that usually delivers.

For the most part. SabrinaLyn is part of the crew and she has to be the worst date I ever had.

BJ was the worst ever and she only sucked for 1 min before reaching for condom. All around terrible.

[TheZorak]

Let her leave hx cause she ain't worth 500 for an hr!

Plus, she'll probably get limited appts with that rate on pd and eventually comeback to Hx and complain more.

Doubtful. Too many simps that will support hoes charging a king's ransom. Most of which, like her, have no assets. Shame.

[EuphoriaSeeker]

Saw her in Pasadena. She was terrible. Pix are not of her, she has a gut, low energy, didn't deliver on DFK, BBBJ. Maybe was stoned that morning, I don't know. Probably not the place to drop your hard earned money.

That is unfortunate because she runs with the crew that usually delivers.

[EuphoriaSeeker]

Saw her in Pasadena. She was terrible. Pix are not of her, she has a gut, low energy, didn't deliver on DFK, BBBJ. Maybe was stoned that morning, I don't know. Probably not the place to drop your hard earned money.

Thank you for the report!

[AhardLanding]

Saw her in Pasadena. She was terrible. Pix are not of her, she has a gut, low energy, didn't deliver on DFK, BBBJ. Maybe was stoned that morning, I don't know. Probably not the place to drop your hard earned money.

[PewpHead]

Does she do incall? Her HX adds suggest outcall only.

She usually does incall, but it was from a motel, so she might not work from there every day.

[BStachel]

Expense: $200 hh.

Recommend: If you want a thick, MILFy white girl with the pictured (imo attractive) face, biggish natural tits and a thick ass, and you don't mind just putting her into doggy / mish and thrusting to completion, you'd probably have a good time. She's also nocturnal, so if you're up late she's one of the few options. I guess I had a bad experience because the sex felt physically uncomfortable.

Does she do incall? Her HX adds suggest outcall only.

[Suede15]

So just got vaccinated and to my dismay, HX is looking like a ghost town compared to prior to the pandemic. Checked other sites and saw lots of listing for the day, so that's not what is going on. I liked HX because you can trust it a lot more than other sites. Truly a sad day. Wonder if this is the end.

[PewpHead]

Pics / Looks: She's former porn star Sunset Diamond, active in 2009-10 when she was 21-22. She's 32 now. She's 20-30 lbs heavier than her porn days. She's thick but not fat, her tits and ass are bigger and she doesn't have a gut. Basically if you want a thick blonde girl you'll be into her looks. Her face / body looks like the MILF version of her former self. Attached pic is accurate.

Attitude / Service: Her BBBJ is pretty good. Unfortunately. She struggled to get the condom on and wanted me to do it myself. She said she doesn't do any position where she's on top (so basically you can just do mish / doggy). She won't talk, and is super quiet. She doesn't use lube but gets pretty dry to the point where it's uncomfortable. It's strange because she does do DFK (some) and BBBJ, but otherwise is about as far from GFE as you can get. Between the condom being too small and her being dry, and the service. I couldn't finish. 1st time ever. She called time on me and I was like. Okay. I offered to pay more to have her finish with a HJ, and she was like "nope". She said she couldn't extend the time and had somewhere to be. Then she started talking to me while I washed up and we kept talking for 30+ minutes. I wasn't reluctant to leave, either, it's just that her attitude changed once the sex stopped. She's a nice enough person to talk to.

Expense: $200 hh.

Recommend: If you want a thick, MILFy white girl with the pictured (imo attractive) face, biggish natural tits and a thick ass, and you don't mind just putting her into doggy / mish and thrusting to completion, you'd probably have a good time. She's also nocturnal, so if you're up late she's one of the few options. I guess I had a bad experience because the sex felt physically uncomfortable.