Should have left me a message, instead of continuious calling. I was with a client
[QUOTE=Localpopoki; 1194059]Sorry about Lea, HH. Thanks for TOFTT, though. Lea actually called me to set up an appointment recently. I just waited at home until the agreed upon time & called her, only to have her say she couldn't make it. She suggested a later time, & at that time she never picked up. Glad I didn't go. Anyway.
This one was lots of fun!
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/very-attractive-friendly-chinese-model-25/2557711[/url]
Cute enough, but not quite a supermodel. Light massage, touched my the kine a bit while I played with her possibly-enhanced (but realistic for an Asian) boobs. DATY for awhile, during which she got really wet. Did lots of positions (had lots of energy after being jerked around by Lea for so long) & blew on her stomach. When we were done, I lightly slapped her butt & she stood up and saluted me in a really cute way. A great time and a nice girl on Walina in Waikiki. $.8.
Aloha,
LP[/QUOTE]S,
Always call me to inform me of changes, if you don't leave a message how am I going to know what the call is pertaining to?
Yuri. Asian Island fantasy. NIGHMARE!
Ok gang, those that know me, know that I give real reviews and no BS to seniors or other recon braddahs, here's the latest from Yuri. What a f-ed up session!
First I call for Asia, Filipina.
Yuri says she's not working all day. Suggests I go for her. I ask if she's GFE. YES is her reply.
Set up session.
Meets me outside, not what I expected chubbier than pics. No wonder wearing a mask, so I think what the heck, avg looking chubby chicks can be pretty wild, had them I know, LOL. Should have trusted spidey senses.
Get in, nego for 200 session 1/2 hr. Asks for $ upfront, after bantering back and forth I give her the $
Get close. Friggen brush your teeth girl, bad breath, like morning breath almost, no DFK there for me!
Starts with weak BBBJ. No suction, running lips up and down no real pressure, was ready to 69, opened her legs. DAMN! Can you say wash please? WTF I thought I was first of the day, like she had been rode hard and put herself away wet, whew!
NO 69 for me, she did get wet so then gets up and says I have to hurry? Hurry I been here 10 mins half of which was haggling about the fee upfront! WTF?
So I put on the cover and go to mish. Wet, loose and lackluster response, although she took some hard pounding because I was pissed at this point, more-so cause her nani was stinking man, lose woody!
So I tell her BBBJ me, same lacklusted lip sliding, no suction, then she gets up and says "something's going on outside" so I say "who cares, I'm closing to cumming finish this off", she says "wait. Listen". I say WTF, finish the job, she starts to put on her clothes like we are being raided, makes like a urgent get dressed motion. There was some noise outside the room, but no raid I'm positive!
I'm like WTF? So she goes out ands says "room mate drama" so I say lets finish, she says sorry times up you take too long. I'm pissed and say whataver shower in their dirty shower and leave.
Waste time, lose money, total ROB.
I read ealier about someone had decent time with her, either her service went downhill or someone's pulling someone's chain is all I can say.
L-5.
A-3.
S-3.
Wouldn't even waste my time at 50$ Had better street BBBJ for sure for that money.
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Has anyone been able to hook up with Nani?
I have trying to reach this provider for couple weeks now. But she doesn't pick up or return calls. Is she real or my mind playin tricks on me?
Thanks for your concern about my health
[QUOTE=LeaLegs;1194473]Woa after you descibed you situation with the cancer and how hard it was to cum, I thought we geniuenly had some fun. Should have left as soon as you got there. No feelings hurt, call me I have your money. Trust me it wasn't all that, thank god for viberators! 383-1098[/QUOTE]Normally I would not respond to a post like this. I dislike drama of any kind, and I really try to steer clear of it when it comes to this activity. But since you have brought my health issues to the forum and expressed your apparent disappointment in whatever it is you were expecting from me in a way that sounds like you wanted to hurt my feelings or embarrass me somehow, I have something to say:
Thanks, Lea, for the opportunity to do a little consciousness-raising about male cancers!
I had testicular cancer about 11 years ago. It first showed as a firm, painless lump in my left testicle. Long story short, I went to the urologist and he was like "Holy shit! We've got to get you on a table, stat!"
I was like,"Uh, can we wait a day or two so my family can fly in from Hawaii?"
(I was living in New York at the time you see.)
And he said,"You're kidding, right?"
But I insisted, which was a good thing too because otherwise I wouldn't have had anyone to take care of me right after. Plus, you know, surgery can be kind of intimidating even when you've got someone with you. But my point is that if you feel anything odd about one of your testicles you should go to your doctor IMMEDIATELY. If caught in time the cancer won't have escaped into your lymphatic system and that should be that. But the time frame can be days or even hours after you notice a symptom.
Now I don't get the impression that most of you guys are not at risk since it strikes in a pretty specific age range of about 12-35, and I was 34 when I got it. But I'm sure some of you have sons between those ages and it is very important that they be aware of this. While I can't imagine being unaware of what's going on in my own pants, if your kid or anyone asks what to do just tell them to pay a little attention when soaping their junk in the shower or adjusting their underwear. If there are ever any changes in size, shape, firmness or pain then they should see a urologist ASAP. That's it, really.
After I recovered from the surgery, I was back feeling horny again in a week or so and able to enjoy sex within a few months. The only real issue was a burning sensation from the scar when I got aroused. That's faded considerably though and now it's just a little twinge that confirms when I feel horny. So I spent the last decade having as much sex as I would otherwise and enjoying it just as much.
Now I don't know why, but they also found prostate cancer in '07. Sorry to be gross, but there was a little blood in my semen one day so I naturally went right back to a urologist. Yeah, I'm only 44 and it makes no sense, but there it is. My doctors are stumped, though I have to wonder about the amount of radiation I absorbed during the second phase of my testicular cancer treatment. For my prostate, I opted to have radioactive "seeds" implanted later that year since it was the treatment which typically causes the least impact on your sex life.
As I've recovered from that the main changes for me have been some unpredictability in erections and orgasms (sometimes instant, sometimes taking a long time) and the fact that orgasms aren't as much fun as they used to be. One of the medications I now take makes the muscles involved kind of "misfire" sometimes and it's kind of like, uh, have you ever hiccuped during a sneezed? Or can you imagine it? It's kind of like that. The sneeze being the orgasm by the way, though I have no idea what the hiccup would be. My penis didn't used to do that.
At any rate, I don't call myself "Hornyhaole" for nothing. My pasty Midwest complexion aside, I love women and I love sex just as much as I did when I was 12. So if anyone who read Lea's post thought I might find it embarrassing, don't worry. Even though I've lost two pieces of equipment that most of you probably have I'm just as much of a hound as any of you. Embarrassed? Hell, I'm proud. I just don't like to bother people with it unless it's relevant.
So let me wrap up the cancer lecture: If you're under 35, check your junk regularly and go to the doctor immediately if anything seems odd. If you've got sons, tell them to do the same. If you're any age and notice anything odd in the "region," go to a urologist.
To Hell with embarrassment, we're talking about freakin' cancer.
For more information, visit:
[url]http://malecancer.org/[/url]
Anyhow, Lea, I thought you were a nice lady (and said so several times in my post) and I didn't enjoy reporting that we didn't click the way I hoped. I pointed out that others may feel differently, and I don't doubt the more enthusiastic reviews you've received.
I'm also sorry for cumming on your hands and face like that, but that was part of the reason I asked for patience. I wanted to avoid the rapid "butter churn" sort of approach and I guess I should have been more clear. Simply put, I wish we had taken our time making me feel good. While I love getting a partner off, as a client I prefer something more mutual than what we did. But I don't really care if you're glad you have vibrator or not. What you think of me as a lover is, well, kind of a non-issue at this point. Given your other recent posts it's pretty clear you're lashing out.
I understand this kind of work can be emotionally rough, and you told me as much last week. I'm sorry for contributing to it, but I'm not sorry for writing my report. With the right guy under the right circumstances I'm sure it's awesome. But I think you're the type to wear your heart on your sleeve, and that's a dangerous place to keep a vital internal organ.
Thanks also for your offer to return the money, and I accept. I'll be in touch and will report the results here.
B. E. S. T. P. O. S. T. E. V. E. R.
[QUOTE=Hornyhaole;1195261]Normally I would not respond to a post like this. I dislike drama of any kind, and I really try to steer clear of it when it comes to this activity...[/QUOTE]Well handled and classy. May your junk serve you well for a long time to come.
TOFTT. My Pleasure. NOT, LOL!
[QUOTE=Kolonahe; 1195217]Wow, Brah. That truly sucks! I was considering trying to get with Asia, but no need to go through that kine bs, especially at double the going rate; plenty of solid options out there.
Thanks again, Brah. Sorry you had such a bummer time, but you saved some members (me, at least) with that report.
Aloha,
Kolo[/QUOTE]Ya Kolo she was not anything I would even blink at if she were walking on the street but I figure, WTH, give a girl a chance. Well little head was thinking glass half full. Big head cussing and screaming at little head, run forrest run. Problem is financial head lost out, hahahaha!
I think the location, less than clean surroundings, and lack of care about the experience. They'll be gone soon.
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Fake pics in this Dragonfly ad
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-and-pretty-therapist-julee-and-lynda/2411636[/url]
Has anyone TOFTT some new stuff?
Perhaps I need to TOFTT but maybe someone has done it for me?
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/visiting-grecian-massues-very-relaxing-45/2631569[/url]
Note; this account is responsible for different adds on BP.
[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/2389043839.html[/url] Not a BP ad but a CL therapeutic ad?
Of course two different ads / two completely different situations. Very different but perhaps worth a shot. Looking for a half way decent massage and a simple HE. Prefer not to go to Waikiki but one must do what one must do.
Happy mongering!
Lea Long Legs = Waste of time!
Initial appointment was set at 9am the following morning. Called about 8:20ish to confirm. Says she wants to push it back to 10 cause of laundry and computer stuff. Said ok just call me. Calls about 10:40ish says she's walking down Kuhio avenue to get to a computer or something cause of something having to do with moving from the eastcoast. I tell her again just to call me when she's ready. Being the patien man I am, I sit and wait. I told her previously that I had some errands to run in the afternoon and that hopefully she'll be ready by noon. I get a call a about 11:10ish and she says she just got back to her hotel. We finally set a solid time at 12noon. Sounded very convincing that nothing else would pop up. So I make the long trek into Waikiki. I get there about 11:35 and started calling her for exact hotel and best place to park. No answer. Infact no answer for about 10 attempts. Finally, instead of looking stupid sitting on a bench infront of the zoo, I said said to myself "fak this" and started the 1/2 mile journey back to where I parked my car. This was about 12:10. As I'm walking I'm telling myself " I should've known she's a flake!" I ve read all her flake posts and being an idiot, I didn't listen. Anyways, I get to my car and drive off. At about 12:25 I get a call "hey sorry I was in the shower!" she says. I think to myself, in the shower for almost an hour? I tell her I'm already on the freeway headed home. She getting all pissy with me and throwing the reverse psychology on me. She says " well didn't you have to run errands anyway?" She tried to make like it was my fault and saying she was really busy running her own errands and busy herself. Well Lea, I know you read the forum. It would've been nice to get a call at 12 or before to tell me you needed more time. You don't have the best reputation for keeping appointments you know. So forgive me for leaving and being on my way at 12:25.
I commend the lucky few who had the chance to meet you. It seems like 1 out 10 get to meet you, and the other 9 got to suck wind.