Translation of Backpage terms
[QUOTE=Peach2;1472532]No not at all. Backpage is weird, the girls will use someone that dosen't even resemble them at all. The funny thing is we will fall for it again and again. Hoping and believing that the girl in the pic will be real.[/QUOTE] (S McDeez here. This is something funny I just came across)
Translation of Backpage terms
Originally authored by LiveHungry.
Here's a translation of a couple common terms on Backpage (aka. The Fat, The Fake and The Ugly) that may save you some time and money. While not true 100% of time, I'd say they're accurate more than 90.
Phat Azzz! = Black.
Thick = Black.
Puerto Rican = 90% chance black 10% chance hispanic.
Russian = Rip-off and $200 hand job.
Outcall only = Will be on cell phone when she arrives and a $180 to talk.
Mutual Massage = You'll be massaging Mr. Mike by yourself.
18 year old = either 28 year old or "have a seat over there".
135lbs = 185 lbs.
145lbs = 195 lbs.
Rubenesque = phat white girl.
No upsell = upsell.
No pictures showing belly = pushed out a kid or three and lots of stretch marks.
Push up bra = flabby boobs.
Teddy nighty = fat and flabby.
100 Real pics! = 95% fake pics.
Real pics or its free! = Hahahahahaha!
Fuzzy photos = fake photos, seriously how do you get fuzzy photos with today's digital cameras, that take some real effort.
Weird angle photos = phat, fat, and phatt!
Close-up shots of face = fat.
Top down photo = fat.
Only boob shot = fat.
PSE = Um, not all porn starts are good.
GFE = Yeah, like the day your cheating girlfriend is on the rag GFE.
No Blocked Calls = I don't really return any calls.
No Texts = See above, unless I'm desperate for my next fix then I'll answer anything.
Less than 28 = less than 35.
More than 28 = More than 38.
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