Surf Lesson on the West Coast
So I was in the great city of Bradenton today when I got the urge to ride a cute little surf bunny.
Looped 14th 3-4 times and saw a brown haired WSW. But she got scoped right in front of me.
I then saw a cute red headed WSW 25ish, thin as a stick and she was eye bawling cars. I don't recall the intersection. I pulled over and she jumped in with out a word. Once we headed down the road I could tell this was going to be interesting. She was tweaking and actually had her pipe in her hand.
I said I only wanted a BJ and offered her. 20 and said I would tip her if she swallowed the whole load. She agreed and I found a nice spot for the deed.
After about 1min of nice sloppy head, she popped up and looked around. I told her I was watching for anyone, but it didn't help. She said she needed to get high before she could finish. I said ok, so she hopped in the back to light up her pipe. I watched this girl drop a huge piece of rock on her pipe and lite it up big time.
She then came back up front and sucked me off like there was no tomorrow. I nutted and she swallowed every drop. Then jumped in the back and hit her pipe again. What a trip! I pulled out with her still in the back seat and headed up 14th. Then I saw a LEO turn behind us. She began to freak out, asking me to pay her and drop her off quick. I then made a couple of legal turns (no leo trailing) and swung into the Shell station. She jumped out and was gone.
Once I got back in route and a few miles up the road, I pulled over to clean up. I noticed she had stuffed something in the passenger door handle that looked like paper. I gentle pull it out and found her pipe rolled up in a napkin and around. 80 in rock. This girl must have been scared out of her mind to leave all that stuff.
Anyway, good surf ride, plus a gift for the next SW I pick up. LOL.
Be Safe,
Surfer Out!
Re:Surf lesson on West coast:
[QUOTE=SW Surfer; 1121653]So I was in the great city of Bradenton today when I got the urge to ride a cute little surf bunny.
Looped 14th 3-4 times and saw a brown haired WSW. But she got scoped right in front of me.
I then saw a cute red headed WSW 25ish, thin as a stick and she was eye bawling cars. I don't recall the intersection. I pulled over and she jumped in with out a word. Once we headed down the road I could tell this was going to be interesting. She was tweaking and actually had her pipe in her hand.
I said I only wanted a BJ and offered her. 20 and said I would tip her if she swallowed the whole load. She agreed and I found a nice spot for the deed.
After about 1min of nice sloppy head, she popped up and looked around. I told her I was watching for anyone, but it didn't help. She said she needed to get high before she could finish. I said ok, so she hopped in the back to light up her pipe. I watched this girl drop a huge piece of rock on her pipe and lite it up big time.
She then came back up front and sucked me off like there was no tomorrow. I nutted and she swallowed every drop. Then jumped in the back and hit her pipe again. What a trip! I pulled out with her still in the back seat and headed up 14th. Then I saw a LEO turn behind us. She began to freak out, asking me to pay her and drop her off quick. I then made a couple of legal turns (no leo trailing) and swung into the Shell station. She jumped out and was gone.
Once I got back in route and a few miles up the road, I pulled over to clean up. I noticed she had stuffed something in the passenger door handle that looked like paper. I gentle pull it out and found her pipe rolled up in a napkin and around. 80 in rock. This girl must have been scared out of her mind to leave all that stuff.
Anyway, good surf ride, plus a gift for the next SW I pick up. LOL.
Be Safe,
Surfer Out! [/QUOTE]Just my two cents: You pick up a WSW and let her fire up her pipe with a piece of crack while you watch. Then you find a crack pipe on your car with about 80 in crack and you keep it instead of throwing it away.
Seems to me that you do not put much value on you car of yourself you come on this board and admit to 3 major felonies and maybe a 4th by giving the pipe and crack to some one else. WOOOOOW. Like I said just my 2 cents.
I have never written a report like this but you have to be more carefull brother you may be using a board name but you are not invisable. LEO reads these boards also.
Be safe guys
Got to love LE and their honesty
[QUOTE=Heywoodja Me;1127604]Well I was out doing the troll tonight and spotted one I had met once before. Well some where along the way uncle LEO thought I looked suspicious and pulled me over for no tag light, it works. Gave LEO my papers and she asked my passenger to step out of the car. I could hear aunt LEO giving the girl the 3rd degree, she then came back to the car to interogate me. I told her my story, she said I was lying to her and if I told her the truth she would let me go. Well I did not change my story and I and my passenger were left to go on our way. Not a fun night, time to regroup and monger again a different day. This all took place right be the Hilton. Be safe.[/QUOTE]What confuses me about LE is why they lie to you when they pull you over. Since she pulled you over saying that your tag light was out all that should be done is you look at it and tell her it isn't out and she should say that she is sorry and drive away. But instead they are allowed to harass you for as long as they like, when what they pulled you over for is solved.
This is why I continue to love mongering on the streets instead of sticking with BP and EROS. I enjoy rubbing it in their faces that they can't do crap to me.
They can keep pulling me over with their bogus excuses, like my windows are too dark. I ran a stop sign and I hadn't been on a road where their was any. Illegal lane change is always my favorite one.
LE just tell the truth when you stop us in the future. Just say you suspect us of picking up a SW. You are supposed you be truthful right?
Anyway I am glad LE let you go without a ticket. I have been ticketed for the their bogus stops. I won all of them in court but there still is the court fees I had to pay for each one. They should make the officer who gave the ticket pay the costs since it was dropped every time.
Got lucky on the way home
I finished working about 1 am tonight in bradenton and headed back to the hotel. I didn't know it but my hotel is not far from a decent SW area. I was coming up taimiami trail and saw about 6 of them in a half mile area, Including this really cute blonde that looked like a civilian out for a walk on my second pass I saw she had turned around and immediatly made a you-turn and picked her up. Her name is Jen. 10+ on the SW scale. She was in great shape. Beautifull tanned muscular legs, flat stomach and slightly muscular arms. Not to mention a very pretty face. Small but not saggy chest. She actually looked too cute to be SW. She quoted a price of 50 for FS and although I felt I could talk her down I agreed. She mentioned she had a girl stahying at her place but could "ask her to wait in the bathroom". So I decided to use my hotel room. She wsnt all bouncy likie she was wired nor was she strung out. Covered BJ followed by cowgirl and miish. Didn't have a phone but I did get her her hotel and room number. Would defenitly repeat