Recent LE activities have me thinking of getting to know a nice rub&tug lady and look for off-campus options.
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Recent LE activities have me thinking of getting to know a nice rub&tug lady and look for off-campus options.
A local paper was carrying the following ad recently: "[I]Asian Pretty Girl, 25y.o., 5ft.5in., 115lbs., 34B-23-34, offers massage to relax your tired muscles. Incall or outcall. DC/VA.[/I]" Since I was in Arlington at the time and it was the end of the workday, I decided to TOFTT and gave her a call.
First, the "bad" news: Not all the listed specifications were, by my estimate, quite accurate. She is a 34B, to be sure, but her waist is probably more like 32 (versus 23) and she's got a couple more inches at the hips than the 34 listed (probably a 36). And, she's a bit more solid than the 115 pounds listed in the ad (closer to 135#). Also, I'd put her age at about 40.
All that being said, Linda was a sweet girl, somewhat quiet bordering on slightly shy (I think she's a bit self-conscious of her weight). And she was cute --- not a knockout by [U]any[/U] means --- but cute in that Asian kind of way. Her massage skills are more than competent, and she has strong hands. She will give you a good rubdown and leave you feeling totally relaxed by the end of the session (w/ standard Harry Reasoner action). And, she is Chinese, not Korean as I first thought upon seeing her. She is pleasant, clean, and can carry on a decent conversation, for those who like to talk to their masseusse during a session. And, while I didn't persue it, I just had this feeling that she may be willing to explore other styles of massage if she feels comfortable with the person she's with. I didn't see anyone else at the apartment, but did get the impression that one or maybe two other girls were there, as well.
Would I repeat with her? Yes. Will I try to see if she offers different types of massages next time? Yes, too. She may indeed be 40, but I wouldn't mind raising her tail, given the opportunity. However, I think one would have to initiate that move, as she probably isn't going to offer on her own. (Safer that way.)
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[QUOTE=Dlrzboy]Went by Sakura tonight--it was closed and all the lights were out.
Kinja had lights on and the open sign was lit. But, I called twice from a pay phone, and no one answered. An SUV was there, but might have been Uncle LEO waiting for a visitor. Did anyone try it?
Guess they win. Last two visits at Sakura, the provider was jumpy every time the bell rang--and they were busy.[/QUOTE]Main sign at Sakura is lit today, but open sign is not. Didn't try to call.
Not sure if this is where I should post this PM, but did anybody else get this from Tom Thumbs? I have no idea what the hell he is talking about.
Van
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In a PM from Tom Thumbs, he wrote:
fuck it! let's just do the "BIG KAHUNA"
we'll all meet at the manassas courthouse at 10 am and we'll go into the courtroom and as soon as the judges tries to say anything other then to get a jury to make decisions
we'll arrest the judge and bring them into federal court [that's why we have federal court a place to bring the states into court] charge the judge with treason and demand they be put to death
With the dry spell going around the entire area, and eveyone at full alert, I wanted to give Golden Palms a try and see what they have. Beware, this may have uncle LEO all over it. I called using a phone card, which comes back to a number in Colorado. They were busy and put me on hold. I got tired and hung up, only to get a call back to my phone directly within about 2 minutes. I don't know how they could have gotten the number without some help, so be careful out there. If you have any history there, please PM.
[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]With the dry spell going around the entire area, and eveyone at full alert, I wanted to give Golden Palms a try and see what they have. Beware, this may have uncle LEO all over it. I called using a phone card, which comes back to a number in Colorado. They were busy and put me on hold. I got tired and hung up, only to get a call back to my phone directly within about 2 minutes. I don't know how they could have gotten the number without some help, so be careful out there. If you have any history there, please PM.[/QUOTE]I have a Walmart card that use to have a colorado number but not no more now when I call they get my phone number it just might be the card.
Harley.
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]If you really want to be amazed, you should have a look at [url=http://forums.officer.com]their forum[/url].[/QUOTE]Hmm. Anyone notice that the site looks suspiciously like the U-S-A Sex Guide (e.g., fonts, signon boxes)? I'm officially concerned.
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Hi Trav Pokerman,
Interesting observation, but the fact is that the USA Forum uses a software program called vBulletin, which is the most popular forum software available, and which has been installed on more than 200,000 websites.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
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The Nub smiled as he got dressed in an attempt to hide his disappointment. You see, his first spa experience had just turned out to be far less than he had expected. Just 1 hour before, he had arrived at Swan. The Nub was nervous. He walked in the building, made his way up the stairs and rang the bell. He heard someone rushing towards the door; it was a girl in her late 20's. "Not too bad," The Nub thought. The girl spoke softly in broken English. Later the nub would find out that the girl is Korean, and he would ask her name which he would forget after a few seconds. "First time?" the Nub was asked. "Yes." After some formalities, the nub took a quick shower and then he was ready for some therapy. Things had been a little awkward till this point because of The Nub's inexperience. The therapy began. The Nub could barely feel the girl’s hands on his back. The massage was very light, mechanical, and not energetic at all. Later he was asked to flip over. The Nub thought that things would get better from then on. However, the mechanical massage continued on The Nub's shoulders, legs and arms. After a few more minutes the girl said, "Ok...Done..."
"That's it?" the nub asked.
"Yes, massagi only here" the girl said.
The nub thought, "What! You call that a massage?" but he only smiled.
The nub was totally disappointed and walked out. The therapy had not relieved he Nub’s stress.
Just when I've managed to have some extra funds to go hunting...I read the depressing news of LE activities all over the place. It has been over a couple months since my last visit to Sakura, and have been itching to go back! Last visit, saw Jenny and was a definite GFE. Argh!!! Anyone visit a good private provider lately?
amp_man
[QUOTE=Tom Thumbs]I have a Walmart card that use to have a colorado number but not no more now when I call they get my phone number it just might be the card.
Harley.[/QUOTE]
Thanks TT for letting me know that bit of information. I tried it several times and about 1/2 the time, it does come back with my cell phone.
I guess I can chalk it up to being paranoid with all the activity going on in the metro area. At least now I know that the calling card does not give a non-working number all the time as it used to. What is it coming to when you can't even change your location electronically.
Amp
Hope all is well and you've had a nice entry into the new year. Check your PM Box
Happy Hunting
AJ
[QUOTE=Amp_Man]Just when I've managed to have some extra funds to go hunting...I read the depressing news of LE activities all over the place. It has been over a couple months since my last visit to Sakura, and have been itching to go back! Last visit, saw Jenny and was a definite GFE. Argh!!! Anyone visit a good private provider lately?
amp_man[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Hi Trav Pokerman,
Interesting observation, but the fact is that the USA Forum uses a software program called vBulletin, which is the most popular forum software available, and which has been installed on more than 200,000 websites.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]I figured that was the reason. I suppose this activity makes one unnecessarily very paranoid. I apologize.
[url]https://####www.itellas.####com/index.php[/url]
Just trying to be helpful.
Also, if you go to a public library, create a yahoo id, and never use that yahoo id on your home pc. I have to think you are pretty safe.
VD,
I got the PMs, too. I think it is an attempt at a joke.
[QUOTE=VanDriver]Not sure if this is where I should post this PM, but did anybody else get this from Tom Thumbs? I have no idea what the hell he is talking about.
Van
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In a PM from Tom Thumbs, he wrote:
fuck it! let's just do the "BIG KAHUNA"
we'll all meet at the manassas courthouse at 10 am and we'll go into the courtroom and as soon as the judges tries to say anything other then to get a jury to make decisions
we'll arrest the judge and bring them into federal court [that's why we have federal court a place to bring the states into court] charge the judge with treason and demand they be put to death[/QUOTE]
Sushi,
I'm unable to find the humor in this one :) it was like 20 of us hit with this
[QUOTE=Sushi Boy]VD,
I got the PMs, too. I think it is an attempt at a joke.[/QUOTE]