Ballard Massage. New Happy??
Well, after getting my hopes for Total Relax shot down my quest for a south of lynnwood table shower continues.
Anyone been to this place in North Ballard. Not even sure what the name is. New Happy? Drove by and it is a bit less than discreet. But the ads are tempting. Very responsive to text.
Anyone been?
[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/209355[/URL]
Total Relax. Not a great experience
[QUOTE=MisterGinger;5348101]Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.
Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).[/QUOTE]I went there a while back and asked for a 30 minute. She immediately asked if I wanted FS and said it would be 240 total. I said I only had 180 and she "gave me a discount". Laid down on my stomach, she came in and said flip over. So no massage at all, very rushed service, no energy or passion. Started with a HJ that went on way too long and it felt like she was trying to finish me like that. Then a brief CBJ and she said "stand up". She then got on the edge of the bed and held my dick with her hand as I fucked her. She said it was "too big" so she was preventing me from bottoming out. Also, her arm was blocking my view and she started making some fake cumming sounds. I ended up just pulling out and leaving, and she didn't really care. Horrible experience and would not go back, at least not with her.
Wish I got her name, but she was young, pale looking, skinny with no tits, wearing a white nighty.
Oh - she also didn't change any sheets or even go to the bathroom before showing the next customer in, who I passed on my way out.