Anyone here know if Total Relax in Shoreline is still serving up decent providers?
Or has it gone the way of most Seattle AMPs stocking their stables with heifer grannies?
Great minds think alike I guess
You "two" guys have some very, VERY similar opinions. Weird.
Is FS on the menu at Lynnwood Sunshine Massage?
Seems to be a non-FS place but don't have RM account to read the many reviews there.
What's the going rate for a 1 hour duo there?
I got an unremarkable rushed HJ there about a year ago.
Maple Village. AWFUL experience
Reading about recent service options I thought I'd give it a try. Was greeted by Coco. I should have known to walk but I didn't. She is in her late 30's, looks good and has a nice body. But she kept mumbling something incoherent. After a couple minutes us just standing in the lobby she led me to the room, house fee is $70/50, I stupidly opted for the hour. She left and literally didn't come back for over 10 minutes. When she did come back she said "sorry I forgot you were here". Which makes no sense at all. The massage was awful! At one point she was using her fist going from my spine to my side. She literally slipped off, fell over on top of me and just laid there. I asked if she was ok, and no response. She finally got up and continued. I don't know if she was high, drunk or just crazy. Maybe all 3, I'd bet at least 2. She finished the massage with lots of fingertip stroking all over which felt great, lots of teasing and she knew just how to get me all worked up. I had been thinking I'd only get an HE and leave, but this convinced me to go FS. Stupid me again.
She acts like she doesn't speak English. But she is clearly very fluent. On the flip she was stroking me very sensually, saying how much she liked my cock and asked if I want everything. I said yes and then it got even more weird. I told her I only had $150. She exclaimed that's only enough for half hour and insisted that was only enough for a BJ which I laughed at. I told her ok, just a HJ. She wanted $100 for that and I laughed again and countered with $60. She then said she really wanted to fuck me and said I could use a credit card or Venmo, both of which I said no to. She then asked me to empty my pockets. I did and she saw I only had $150. She said ok, took the money and left.
When she returned all the sensuality went away. She gave a half assed BJ and then climbed on top of me. The room is cold and the bed is heated on low. She kept complaining I had cold hands and didn't like me touching her. Anybody would have cold hands in that environment. Then she said I was too big for her and hesitantly climbed on top. Took a while to get it inside her and she started riding me slowly which is fine. She kept saying I'm too big so I told her I'd be gentle. She asked me to promise which I did. And then out of nowhere she started riding me hard and as deep as possible. I wish I had been able to finish there. But then she pulled out and laid on top of me and said she was tired. It took some encouraging to get her off of me. We then went to Mish. I was going very slow and not fully deep. She then started complaining I was too big and gave me a hard time saying I was being too rough and breaking my promise to be gentile. I honestly could not have been more gentile and I in no way have a monster cock. Next thing I know I think she fell asleep. With her now not complaining I was able to focus and finish. When I did she "woke up" and wouldn't let me pull out. She proceeded to grind on me as deeply as possible and with a big smile on her face. She then told me she loves my cock and wants to make babies with me.
After the usual cleanup she told me they have a young girl there and they will rotate every 2 weeks. I asked her where she would go and she said she isn't going anywhere, other girls will rotate. Ok so I guess she's the owner. I asked if I could see the other girl and on the way out introduced me to a Cici, early 30's skinny, A cups but her face is maybe a 3. I don't see a reason to ever go back. I didn't see any track marks, but in hind sight she did seem she was nodding off like a junky.
Language barrier at AMP's
The communication issues are frustrating, especially if they are faking it and pretending to not understand, or you ask a question and don't get a straight answer, maybe a head shake or giggle. Reminds me of my Grandpa, who was hard of hearing, so would pretend to not hear, and only hear what he wanted, otherwise he would just laugh at you.
English moth3 rfsck3 r, do you speak it?
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Legit Place with comparatively young talent
[QUOTE=Justice2001;6234705]Went there and got Nina and saw no one else there. Early in the morning. Pretty standard place in terms of massage with he but I didn't partake. She was 40-50 and skinny. Played with my junk a little but didn't finish as I showed no signs that I wanted her to keep going. Too old for me. Wasn't feeling it but she was nice though. Nice location though. Discreet.
Anyone know of legit leaning places with younger talent?? Just want to get massaged by younger masseuses even if legit. I miss emily at sea breeze:[/QUOTE]Legend Spa in the north end of Bothell has a couple of real sweet, attractive, youngish women. Sofy (gorgeous, strong, and athletic) and Mandy (sweet and quite petite). Been with each of them a couple times. Straight up good, legit massage with attractive women that are both probably upper 30's in age. That's why I wrote "comparatively" young talent. Because compared to most of the aunties and grannies in the Seattle area, they're young. And haven't been worn out beyond their years.
Any information on a new AMP near 145th and Aurora
Any intel on that?
Also. Considering going to Total Relax near 195th who should I consider seeing there? I have about $120 (including house fee to spend). Potential for a BBBJ there?
I heard a lot about ET what is ET?
[QUOTE=PAPaul;6234943]What does Pink look like? I put Pepsi as the better looking at ET. Which lady offers BBFS at Royal? I remember seeing that granny with the baritone voice there, and I walked. I felt so bad for her, I gave her 20 to politely walk.[/QUOTE]What is ET? Eternity SPA at 145th and Greenwood? If yes, is it FS, CBJ, BB? What are the options and what are the providers which offer extras? Thank you so much.