Thai Sunny. My Experience
[QUOTE=CorveLay;4615401]This seems to be a truism.
In the spirit of this nugget of rare Truth in Advertising, my most recent of many disappointing experiences of well reviewed massages ladies, Thai Sunny.
After the appointment I had to go back and reread some reviews to see what I had missed. The number of reviews claiming accurate photos was frustrating.
- Age: 55-65.
- 30-40 pounds heavier than photos, significant gut. No "curves" to speak of.
- Some of the worst bolt-ons I've seen.
- Her incall at the time was difficult to find, smelled like rancid grease. Worst instructions to the door I've ever received.[/QUOTE]Admittedly I haven't seen her in a year or so after she left Capital Hill and a lot can happen in that time but I saw her about a dozen times prior to that.
I would say she is about 45. She was heavier then her photos but maybe 5-10 pounds at the most.
Terrific massage to the point that I went to her a couple of times just for that and she only charged me $60 an hour.
Sensational BBBJ although CIM was absolutely not allowed. I was allowed to suck her tits while she was finishing me off.
The drunk part is new to me. I never sensed anything like that in all the times we were together.
Like I said it has been a year or so since I saw her last and am not attempting to contradict this review in any way as I wasn't there. Just saying that my time with her was a lot better.
Getting past Lisa at Lavender
So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.
Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.
Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager".
Maybe I should a just let her have some pole, so I could have a chance at the rest of there line up. Has anyone else had issue with getting past cock blocker Lisa to request Amy? Whats the best way to go about asking or getting Amy or Michelle with a mamasan acting like she doesn't even understand their names? I tried calling and get a similar "No Amy, no English" response. Sigh. Well, at least a got more cash to go towards epic kgirl Rose at Kangels.
Boink.
No 3-story maze at Lavender on Jackson.
[QUOTE=Boinkr;4616271]So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.
Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.
Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager".
Maybe I should a just let her have some pole, so I could have a chance at the rest of there line up. Has anyone else had issue with getting past cock blocker Lisa to request Amy? Whats the best way to go about asking or getting Amy or Michelle with a mamasan acting like she doesn't even understand their names? I tried calling and get a similar "No Amy, no English" response. Sigh. Well, at least a got more cash to go towards epic kgirl Rose at Kangels.
Boink.[/QUOTE]Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.
Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?
He was at China Harbor (Lavender Massage)
[QUOTE=RockChalk;4618371]Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.
Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?[/QUOTE]At least I assume so based on the maze comment. I went three days ago and had a really shitty experience. First, I went to the top floor up the stairs to find Lavender massage (see my earlier post on NYE about being unable to locate the entrance inside.) Then I was greeted by the mid-50's woman who asked me if I was looking for an hour or half hour. I chose hour and paid $60.
Long story short, I left after 25 minutes, and I will not be returning. No attempt to massage, lackluster service, and not at all what I was looking for.
How many damn Lavender AMP are is Seattle
Dang, maybe Lisa really didn't know WTF I was talking about than. I went to the Lavender on Westlake Ave. Inside of that big multilevel building with the fancy Chinese restaurant.
After looking for the other lavender on Jackson st with google and rubmaps I had no luck but found T&L Lavender spa on 14th ave in Seattle with plenty of rubmaps reviews. To many lavender places in Seattle LOL.
Well I'll go reread the previous posts and figure out which one's have the 25 yr old Michelle and the Amy / Lisa mom / daughter combo. Sounds hot.
Thanks BTW RockChalk for pointing that out.
Boink.
Lisa at Lavender (probably not Jackson)
[QUOTE=Boinkr;4616271]So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.
Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.[/QUOTE]Hey Boink,
Sounds like lots of us are intrigued by your experience. All your details seem to point to a mishap of you being at the wrong Lavender. However I am interested in knowing more about what the Lisa you met looks like.
Another member here has repeatedly visited a lady with an L name at Westlake and says she is a sure thing for FS and sounds not too shabby looking. Can you give more description to some stats? Good looking for her age, chest, etc?
Any info appreciated.