Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=tcmits]I've had very good luck at Avalon as well. Before that I had been heading up to the various places on 99 in S Everett. A couple of days ago I was down in Renton and thought about swinging by An Oasis but didn't have the address handy. Has anyone been there? They advertise all American staff.[/QUOTE]An Oasis
1084 Kirkland Ave NE
Renton, WA

1 block off Sunset Blvd, Renton


Happy Tanning is in the same building in the upper parking lot. Haven't been to An Oasis in a while myself, but have found true "Happiess" at Happy Tanning. The usually have a $10 off discount coupon in the Seattle Weekly

Went to Thai Lisa again. This time, younger attendant (not owner "Lisa"). Already forget her name. Excellent massage and adequate finish, but not as much fun as Lisa. However, if you are into looks, she is younger and better looking. Still, it's a sure thing for the low priced basics. No fs. Nice strong shower and a selection of soaps.

I was visiting seattle a week ago, read the reviews for the Avalon and decided to give it a try. I went inside ans was greated by a 30ish asian lady, I asked for Aeiko after hearing the reviews of her. She pointed to her and said there she is. She smiled and came to me and took me down the small hallway with rooms. She took me into a small room with a wooden homemade massage table. She asked for .60 and said take of some of my clothes and she would be right back. I sat in this room for like 5 minutes wondering what the hell is going on, then she comes back in. I tell her where I would like to be massaged on my back and then get on the table. She then spoke some jibberish and left the room agian.

I had another .60 in plain site in my hand. She took like another 15 minutes to come back in the room. She satrted speaking in some asian jibberish and then left agian and the older lady came back. The older lady said she does not speak english and they only do tanning there. I then got up and was pissed, and wanted my money back. Upon leaving the room I noticed half nude posters on the wall and then she guided me inro the room with big dinning type table and Aeioko was sitting there I said give me my money back and she got up and did, then I said what is the problem here, I'm not LE. They said no speak english and as the sorta forcefully guided me out said that I was LE and kept saying tanning only, no speak english.

I left very pissed and wanted to back there and burn the place down or blow it up or something. I've mongered with almost 2000 women and that place had to be the worst experiance in my life!!!!!

AVALON SUCKS BEYOND BELIEF!

Wow, Great One, your blessed if that was your worst experience ever out of 2, 000. Mine have been investing some money, maybe even in a motel room, and then when the clothes come off, yuck. I find an excuse to be elsewhere in a hurry and kiss .2 to .5 goodbye.

There have been enough good things said about that place that I'll try it out.

Sometimes the providers just have to be careful of anyone that could be potential LE, even if it means losing some business. And sometimes providers just need to pass up on some customers for whatever reason. Attitude, personal hygene, whatever, if they already have a good established clientel that they like.

If that experience was enough to make you want to commit arson, . Boy, I don; t know, you might want to get an attitude check. Mellow people live longer and have bigger penises.

I am disappointed to hear about GreatOne's bad experience. For the rest of you out there, don't go to Avalon expecting the best massage you've ever had. I told them that a friend sent me (I didn't say who) and to ask for Helen. Just fork over the .6 and get the massage they give you. After the 20 minutes of massage, YMMV, the girl should ask you for another $.2 and the real reason you showed up will begin. If you are looking for a good massage, head north for an AMP in Everett.

Shogun

O Great One,

I sympathize that you got ripped off. If they didn't even give you a massage, they should've handed your money back. But they didn't escape their communist utopia to do good works, they're in the Land of Opportunity now!

However, I'll echo Shogun and say if .6 is the most you've ever been ripped off for, life's been good to you. Ever experience the 1.75 screw? Show up at an apt, fork over 1.75, and be informed this is a "no-contact exotic dance." Behold, you've just been screwed.

And here's a tip from Emily Focking Post: it's bad etiquette to visit our soggy city and say you want to burn down our favorite AMP. Hell, our only AMP. Give us a break. They probably thought you were a cop, and the way things are going with the tightassed sexnegative so-called-progressive prigs we call a city council we don't know who they're going after next. Only the bums, dealers, and fags are safe.

3rdI

It didn't sound like Great One got ripped off, Avalon just turned him away. I think he got his money back before he left.

"It didn't sound like Great One got ripped off, Avalon just turned him away."

I agree. They actually did him a favor. Had they taken him in, the performance would have no doubt been lackluster. Then you have a rip-off of sorts.

It ain't like the old days, but there is still excellent service to be had.

I'm now in PDX and don't get up your way much. One of my fav's was Anne's on 99 just north of the Mukulteo turn-off. I don't know if that's still good.

Another was the Moon Sauna on Lakewood Way (So. Tacoma). Yeah I know, it ain't Seattle. It's no longer there either so it's a moot point. But, I know there is good service still to be had. I'm coming to your area for a month or so shortly. I'll let you know how I make out.

BTW- I will be in Federal Way mostly. Any advice? Years ago there were a couple massage places just north of 272nd (Redondo area?). A place called Carmen's on the east side of the road, is one I remember. Then there was a spot on the right side as your heading north, as you leave the "Federal Way strip" just before you head downthe hill going towards the Crystal Spa in one of them strip malls. Man- that was a lot of years ago.

I wish I was better acquainted with the area. It would be fun to share experiences with the locals who were around then.

Speaking of the old days- anyone remember a strip club club called the Bear Cave? It was south of Boeing a few miles on 99 and I think, Marginal way. Getting close to Tukwilla just before you make a right bend, cross a river, and head up the hill going south. There was a boat place just across the street. Bare in mind- this was in the 70's.

Ohhh- if only todays clubs were like this!!! LOL I know- wrong topic. I will also post in "strip clubs."

Too bad Great One had a bad experience there. I have had a nice time there a couple of times. One time they suggested not to stop in close to closing time because that is when the cops are most likely to show up.

They also do not technically do massage there. I suspect that Seattle is strict about needing a LMP to call it massage. At Avalon they have a hot box to sit in and will do a heat pack relaxation. Renton must have similar rules because the places that advertise in the Stranger are tanning, not massage.

[url]http://www.avalontanningspa.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Shogun Hua]I am disappointed to hear about GreatOne's bad experience. For the rest of you out there, don't go to Avalon expecting the best massage you've ever had. I told them that a friend sent me (I didn't say who) and to ask for Helen. Just fork over the .6 and get the massage they give you. After the 20 minutes of massage, YMMV, the girl should ask you for another $.2 and the real reason you showed up will begin. If you are looking for a good massage, head north for an AMP in Everett.

Shogun[/QUOTE]

I visited Tokyo Spa in Lynnwood today. It is located a couple hundred yards east of I-5 on the north side of 164th (exit 183). It is hidden in the middle of a mini-mall next to a tobacco shop.

I was greeted by Sue and paid. 6 for an hour massage. I got undressed, put my wallet and keys in the little plastic purse they provided. I grabbed my purse and then Sue directed me to the table shower. She cleaned me off and then led me to the sauna for 5-10 min. During the table shower, I told Sue that I had been to other AMP's. So as soon as we entered the massage room, she pointed to Junior and asked me if I wanted to have him taken care of. I said "yes, how much? " She asked me to offer. I said "$". She looked disappointed and said $.6 or $$ for something extra special. After haggling, I countered with $.4 and she agreed. A real massage was pretty much nonexistant. She did give a sensual massage for 10-15 min, where she was lightly rubbing her hands and tits all over my body, front and back. When I was on my stomach, she was reaching for junior and lightly licking my sack for a few of minutes. After the massage, she gave me a BBBJ for 5 min. She started between my legs then offered position "69" but I declined DATY and let her do all the work. After that, she put on a rubber and began working in the catcher position. We switched to missionary and doggie. I had a hard time cumming and she finished me off by jerking and BBBJCIM.

Overall it was a good experience. She was really nice, had a great body for a 35-40yo, nice looking fake tits B or C cup, nice face. I'd rate her a (L/A/S) 7/10/9 (a real massage would of made it a 10).

Good Luck out there and stay safe.

I have to admit I've driven by Avalon hundreds of times and never even noticed it was there. Of course that's probably because I'm always scanning for talent on the sidewalks when I cruise Aurora.

I pulled into the lot the other day. I was the only car there and felt too obvious. Is there another entry so you aren't right out on the highway?

[QUOTE=BlueScott]I have to admit I've driven by Avalon hundreds of times and never even noticed it was there. Of course that's probably because I'm always scanning for talent on the sidewalks when I cruise Aurora.

I pulled into the lot the other day. I was the only car there and felt too obvious. Is there another entry so you aren't right out on the highway?[/QUOTE]I just parked in the front too. Maybe park away from the front door. There are a couple of other business next door.

Park some distance away on a side street with other cars--it's more discreet, and worth the walk!

I'm in town visiting from Washington DC on business right now. I swung by Avalon tonight. My girl's name was "Nancy" - oddly enough, she had lived in the DC area for the past several years before starting work here in Seattle. I paid the 60.00 door fee & got led back to the room where I undressed & then took a shower (non-table shower - a normal stand up shower for those visitors from out of town).

After returning from the shower, I dried off & lay down face down on the table. She asked me what kind of services I wanted & asked what was available. She motioned that an HJ was available & that she could do it nude. I asked how much, she said it'd cost a buck & I told her that I didn't have that much. I had another 60, so we agreed on that for an HJ & topless. Nancy then spread a towel over my back & placed hot bean bags on my back & left the room. She returned about 10 minutes later with some oil & gave me a massage which was actually surprisingly great!

I turned over & got a great HJ & she had spectacular tits. I was able to play with her tits while she provided her services to me. She suggested that I come back to her next time I'm in town & said she'd give more with a bigger tip. She offered FS for a 140 donation, but I don't want to pay 2 bucks for a quick screw.

Thinking about going to the Avalon, but am concerned... I am very very picky, I like the hot little spinner type, *ie, Darla Ann* but anyway, who should I ask for, and is it rude to ask for someone? I mean I know i could use the massage and all, but anyway,

Later all, besafe,

MP