Go see current Lin's if you want get really depressed about the Seattle AMP scene
Bella is currently 'new girl' at Lin's and she is easily pushing 80 and looked like she needed an elderly person's walker. THIS is apparently what the Seattle's AMP market is demanding. It's so fucking that is makes one really begin to hate this city and think about moving again.
[QUOTE=IcedLatte1;6323991]About two weeks ago went to Lins, Emily's, and total relax.
Was hoping for good things based off all the lins reviews, but only girls there were probably early 40's late 30's at best, not overweight by any means but slightly extra. Basically was the same at total relax and Emily's, decided screw it and went with FS at Emily's, pretty meh experience and was 240 if I remember correctly.
Honestly not worth it, might as well just save and make the trip to Tacoma once in awhile, the gap in age and looks is worth it.[/QUOTE]
I got in while the getting was good
[QUOTE=Spectacular;6324207]Bella is currently 'new girl' at Lin's and she is easily pushing 80 and looked like she needed an elderly person's walker. THIS is apparently what the Seattle's AMP market is demanding. It's so fucking that is makes one really begin to hate this city and think about moving again.[/QUOTE]Oof yea. I still stand by (and behind, pulling her hair) Sophia but it sounds like the place is crumbling around her. I texted and asked if she was around today and she's in California I guess for a while. They offered Emma and Villa but, nah, no need to roll the dice.
Let's convince Sophia to go indie so we can pound her in a nice apartment. I even suspect she would take on more than one of us.
Some Sunshine in rainy Seattle
I had to be downtown on some business and finished early enough to transfer my brain down to the other head. I've seen a few mentions of Sunshine being found in the I. D. (not SODO) and their current myth posted online on a MD site seemed to over promise but I thought I'd TOFTT.
I couldn't find the promised button for the back door (I found out later its at the top of the stairs) so I walked around to the front and walked in. Standard armored lobby setup with a bell button.
After some yelling in the back I was greeted by a mid to late 20's (my guess) properly apportioned (and not at all heavy) lady who I latter found out is using the name Kim. The sundress she was sorta wearing promised interesting things.
As we were walking back she asked if I needed the bathroom. My guess is that this is where the shower that's mentioned on some sites may be but I declined so no shower. During that walk I also noted that she has a full back shoulder blade tattoo which is another identifier.
The "get naked and lay down" statement was a good indicator so I handed over the house fee plus a $ to let her know what's up.
She shortly returned and asked me to turn over immediately, no back massage. Oh well. Can't get everything. After a short discussion of what I wanted and indicating more was on the menu (a reoccurring theme) I asked her to just make me happy. She gave me a perfunctory belly, neck, and head rub and then on to the main event.
And during this time the sundress decided to give up the fight. Wandering was definitely not discouraged and nothing seemed to be off limits as long as it remained on the surface.
Their online myth had mentioned that they offered having a hand wander into the back crack and she did not disappoint. I did ask if she wanted me to turn back over to make access simpler but that is when she mentioned my bulk and possible discomfort. But in any case things progressed very satisfactorily.
After a cleanup I was reminded that significantly more, including a possible second round, was on the menu but I'm no longer able to immediately respond so I just had to bookmark those offers for a future return.
I then was allowed to exit via their back stairs and was shown where the button is. There is limited parking behind their building so it's not that bad but I would never visit that area after dark.
Miranda at Emily (Edmonds)
Nice slim body, probably early-to-mid 40's. Was insistent on upcharge (solid 2 $s after house fee) and little head gave up.
Usually CBJ does nothing for me but her head game almost made me finish within a couple minutes. Proceed to mish and finish in doggy. Pretty enthusiastic, decent English and worth at least a try.