I am a traveling male provider for the ladies(grin)
Theory of Creation
God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly
from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass
and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."
The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please,
give me no more than 20." And it was so.
Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance
over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion.
You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."
And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too
much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.
God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You
shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be
funny, and you shall live for 20 years."
And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown
of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."
And it was so.
Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only
rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to
have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and
live for 20 years."
And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little.
Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog
refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.
And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 30
years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.
Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his
house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his
old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his
grand children.
[QUOTE=Bbandit X]Hahaha, you're a brave soul Carribbean. I've wondered what the job (and age) of some of the other hobbyist on this board was too, but never got up the nerve to ask.
As for me I'm a Data Analyst in my current job and I'm 27 years old (well soon to be 28 in a few weeks). I'm still at the beginning of my career so maybe in a few years (and few jobs later) if I'm still into this I'll be able to sample as large an array of ladies (of the non-SW variety) as some others on this board.[/QUOTE]
Moonlight Spa off Thorton
On the way home the other night I decided to give Moonlight another chance. I had heard another girl on my last visit. Both girls are not too attractive. One old and tired and the second mid-twenties and fat (garlic breath too boot). Both have their hands in you pockets before you get in the door. No table shower offered for the 30 minute option. Lack luster massage and with the flip just hurry up and get it over. Due to the lack of choices around town today I would call this place your last option other than sitting on your hand until numb, so it feeling like someone elses.