[QUOTE=RazorXX;3050083]I can share one of my all-time favorites.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QnrVAbD1s[/URL][/QUOTE]I have to get that freakin list!. LOL.
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[QUOTE=RazorXX;3050083]I can share one of my all-time favorites.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QnrVAbD1s[/URL][/QUOTE]I have to get that freakin list!. LOL.
[QUOTE=RazorXX;3050083]I can share one of my all-time favorites.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QnrVAbD1s[/URL][/QUOTE]Funny!
I'm not going to say which provider, but I've actually did that same thing once, pay the last couple of dollars in quarters. She laughed and gave me hell and reminds me of it ever since.
[URL]https://vimeo.com/118970954[/URL]
[QUOTE=Rrayr;3073389][URL]https://vimeo.com/118970954[/URL][/QUOTE]This is hysterical.
[QUOTE=Rrayr;3073381]Funny!
I'm not going to say which provider, but I've actually did that same thing once, pay the last couple of dollars in quarters. She laughed and gave me hell and reminds me of it ever since.[/QUOTE]I see someone that owns several vending machines and pays completely in quarters every time. Fine by me. They are always rolled and come in handy for the laundromat. LOL.
[QUOTE=LoveToPlease;3073886]I see someone that owns several vending machines and pays completely in quarters every time. Fine by me. They are always rolled and come in handy for the laundromat. LOL.[/QUOTE]Does that make you a two-bit hooker?
(I apologize LoveToPlease. You are a wonderful woman I have seen. But, the joke was there and I couldn't resist.).
[QUOTE=Occupant;3076567]Does that make you a two-bit hooker?
(I apologize LoveToPlease. You are a wonderful woman I have seen. But, the joke was there and I couldn't resist.).[/QUOTE]No apology necessary. It was funny and I did kind of walk in to it, .
I have a major problem. LOL.
[QUOTE=LoveToPlease;3076715]I have a major problem. LOL.[/QUOTE]But it is a good problem for the one's that have met you.
Grizzly.
Title: 14 Weirdest Sex Records in the World.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPPmiE8tAg[/URL]
Notables: a near 10 hour masturbation session, an 82 year old provider, World Gang bang Championship winner with 919 dudes in a day, an ejaculate over 18 feet, a 13.5" human penis, and a vagina so deep you can hear an echo.
Happy Hunting,
Milfman.
Pretty sure I beat that 10 hour session in college!
[QUOTE=MilfMan865;3094275]Title: 14 Weirdest Sex Records in the World.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPPmiE8tAg[/URL]
Notables: a near 10 hour masturbation session, an 82 year old provider, World Gang bang Championship winner with 919 dudes in a day, an ejaculate over 18 feet, a 13.5" human penis, and a vagina so deep you can hear an echo.
Happy Hunting,
Milfman.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MilfMan865;3094275]Title: 14 Weirdest Sex Records in the World.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPPmiE8tAg[/URL]
Notables: a near 10 hour masturbation session, an 82 year old provider, World Gang bang Championship winner with 919 dudes in a day, an ejaculate over 18 feet, a 13.5" human penis, and a vagina so deep you can hear an echo.
Happy Hunting,
Milfman.[/QUOTE]It's really quite amazing how Milfman spends his free time. LOL. Sorry, thought that was funny.
The Belly.
By the grace of God, onward we go...
After spending some quality time in a hotel suite with one of my SA college girl options, it got a bit late into the night. Following several hours of "Netflix and Chill" (more like Redbox and Chill), 2 a.m. rolled around and she comes out of the restroom in some comfortable, yet sexy, Vicky's Secret evening wear. In a low and seductive voice, she says "Do you mind if I stay the night?". I was thinking that we were crossed a milestone in our time together. I asked what motivated her to stay, this time. She said, "My phone is out of data, I'm traveling tomorrow, we don't have Internet at our apartment, and I REALLY REALLY need to use the Wi-Fi. Pretty Please?".
Milestone event? ,. , nope. ,. , having an overnight? .,., nope .,., she's only staying for the free Wi-Fi. True story.
stay safe,
milfman
[QUOTE=MilfMan865;3197706]After spending some quality time in a hotel suite with one of my SA college girl options, it got a bit late into the night. Following several hours of "Netflix and Chill" (more like Redbox and Chill), 2 a.m. rolled around and she comes out of the restroom in some comfortable, yet sexy, Vicky's Secret evening wear. In a low and seductive voice, she says "Do you mind if I stay the night?". I was thinking that we were crossed a milestone in our time together. I asked what motivated her to stay, this time. She said, "My phone is out of data, I'm traveling tomorrow, we don't have Internet at our apartment, and I REALLY REALLY need to use the Wi-Fi. Pretty Please?".
Milestone event? ,. , nope. ,. , having an overnight? .,., nope .,., she's only staying for the free Wi-Fi. True story.
stay safe,
milfman[/QUOTE]That is pretty funny. Thanks for sharing that. We all get served up a slice of humble pie now and then, especially in these pursuits and adventures.