She is back at LAX.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/11322[/url]
This will be the Hottest chick most of you will ever fuck. Just unreal Breasts! That are real! Great attitude. Very friendly!
BALDY CRUISER:)
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She is back at LAX.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/11322[/url]
This will be the Hottest chick most of you will ever fuck. Just unreal Breasts! That are real! Great attitude. Very friendly!
BALDY CRUISER:)
Just unreal talent out here in LA.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/17181[/url]
BALDY CRUISER :)
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1289255]She is back at LAX.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/11322[/url]
This will be the Hottest chick most of you will ever fuck. Just unreal Breasts! That are real! Great attitude. Very friendly!
Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]Why did she stop doing BP? I am still in quarantine on HX.
Found her on HX but she advertises on BP a lot. She has TONS of photos and in them, she is remarkable. Turns out she is just remarkable at photoshop. She's flabby and cellulitey all over. Easy to make an appt with. Negotiated 20 minutes for 100 and said she LFK. When I got to her room, either she just got out of bed or she just didn't care. Very sloppy. Dirty hair in a ponytail and wearing an old teddy. Told me to leave donation on the table and get comfortable. The whole room smelled like weed. I hopped on the bed and she put a rubber on my limp cock and started to suck. I tried to kiss her and she pulled away. I reminded her of her offer and she said that was only for full sessions, which peeved me. I was barely hard when she offered doggy. I countered with mish and she sighed. She tolerated that for a while and then insisted on doggy. Then BAM the smell hit like the wave in The Poseidon Adventure. I asked her to lay down for lazy dog so that my face wouldn't be right there and I could just pound her doughie ass, and she didn't even know what and she refused."I don't do that." Really. Really? She's so lazy that she can't lay the hell down on her stomach? Yeah. Yeah, she is. Well, her attitude plus the smell got me limp and there was no coming back, plus she then told me my time was ending. I washed the stench off my joint and left, but the odor lingered on me all day. Maybe it was just burned into my brain. Don't get fooled by this one. There are better things to spend your money on. Even dinner with Obama.
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1289289]Just unreal talent out here in LA.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/17181[/url]
Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]She also very beautiful. I really need to take that trip to LA. I will be there in November but I'm having a hard to in waiting.
[QUOTE=Zauriel; 1290403]Then BAM the smell hit like the wave in The Poseidon Adventure.
There are better things to spend your money on. Even dinner with Obama.[/QUOTE]Two of the funniest lines I have read on here.
Too bad the experience sucked, but thanks for the review and TOFTT.
[QUOTE=Marlowe;1289407]Why did she stop doing BP? I am still in quarantine on HX.[/QUOTE]You have to pay $25 with a Master Card, otherwise you will be in quarantine forever.
BALDY CRUISER :)
At "Doughie ass". That had me LOL when I read it, haha. Sorry you had a bad one on this, sounds like a bad dream.
Funny visuals though!
Better luck next time.
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[QUOTE=Zauriel; 1290403]Found her on HX but she advertises on BP a lot. She has TONS of photos and in them, she is remarkable. Turns out she is just remarkable at photoshop. She's flabby and cellulitey all over. Easy to make an appt with. Negotiated 20 minutes for 100 and said she LFK. When I got to her room, either she just got out of bed or she just didn't care. Very sloppy. Dirty hair in a ponytail and wearing an old teddy. Told me to leave donation on the table and get comfortable. The whole room smelled like weed. I hopped on the bed and she put a rubber on my limp cock and started to suck. I tried to kiss her and she pulled away. I reminded her of her offer and she said that was only for full sessions, which peeved me. I was barely hard when she offered doggy. I countered with mish and she sighed. She tolerated that for a while and then insisted on doggy. Then BAM the smell hit like the wave in The Poseidon Adventure. I asked her to lay down for lazy dog so that my face wouldn't be right there and I could just pound her doughie ass, and she didn't even know what and she refused."I don't do that." Really. Really? She's so lazy that she can't lay the hell down on her stomach? Yeah. Yeah, she is. Well, her attitude plus the smell got me limp and there was no coming back, plus she then told me my time was ending. I washed the stench off my joint and left, but the odor lingered on me all day. Maybe it was just burned into my brain. Don't get fooled by this one. There are better things to spend your money on. Even dinner with Obama.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zauriel;1290403]Found her on HX but she advertises on BP a lot. She has TONS of photos and in them, she is remarkable. Turns out she is just remarkable at photoshop. She's flabby and cellulitey all over. Easy to make an appt with. Negotiated 20 minutes for 100 and said she LFK. When I got to her room, either she just got out of bed or she just didn't care. Very sloppy. Dirty hair in a ponytail and wearing an old teddy. Told me to leave donation on the table and get comfortable. The whole room smelled like weed. I hopped on the bed and she put a rubber on my limp cock and started to suck. I tried to kiss her and she pulled away. I reminded her of her offer and she said that was only for full sessions, which peeved me. I was barely hard when she offered doggy. I countered with mish and she sighed. She tolerated that for a while and then insisted on doggy. Then BAM the smell hit like the wave in The Poseidon Adventure. I asked her to lay down for lazy dog so that my face wouldn't be right there and I could just pound her doughie ass, and she didn't even know what and she refused."I don't do that." Really. Really? She's so lazy that she can't lay the hell down on her stomach? Yeah. Yeah, she is. Well, her attitude plus the smell got me limp and there was no coming back, plus she then told me my time was ending. I washed the stench off my joint and left, but the odor lingered on me all day. Maybe it was just burned into my brain. Don't get fooled by this one. There are better things to spend your money on. Even dinner with Obama.[/QUOTE]I've seen her ad on HX, but she looked too soft and flabby so I didn't go for it.
Next time, if a girl doesn't look too fresh, ask her to take a shower before handing your donation.
If she won't do it, just walk. I don't do it all the time, but every once in awhile, I do request for shower before doing anything.
I want to give this one a poke with my cock.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/18008[/url]
BALDY CRUISER :)
I would love to give this ass a good ram job.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LoveVictoria[/url]
[QUOTE=Jack Reacher; 1294924]I would love to give this ass a good ram job.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LoveVictoria[/url][/QUOTE]Nice. Have to get me sum. Going to blaze some trees & think of that ass.
Damn,"THAT MUST BE JELLY CAUSE JAM DON'T SHAKE THAT GOOD."
Does she have butt implants?
What an ass that is!
I would say almost like a pornstar Ryan Conner or Phoenix Marie type ass.
Damn!
I would put insurance on that ass.
Christina was a good time. She is a petite Latina. I don't know that I would quite call her a spinner but very close to it. She is very safe but does allow lfk. Met up at her place and got right to it. She is a nasty talker and that was fun. She was very tight and I was pushing her legs up high in missionary. The entire time she is talking about everything going on and telling me how much she loves it, how much I love it and ways to vary what we are doing. She has a nice body with maybe B's that are pierced. But she is getting augmentation very soon, to see's. Flipped her and dig doggie which great. I had gone down on her and the entire time we where kissing. Then I had her give me a BJ because I heard she was very good at it. She is, but with the cover, it wasn't going to happen. We take it off and she gives a great HJ and Russian and I explode. She was a lot of fun and I am glad I went.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SeductiveChristina[/url]
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1287677]Another Hottie.
[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/EXOTIC.LATINA[/url]
Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]Has anyone tried this latina cutie? I want a piece of her.