Ridiculous stuff escorts say and do
I thought this could be a pretty fun thread.
Findom is the most ridiculous thing ever. Are there really people out there who think giving hookers money to be bitches to them online or over the phone is hot? I increasingly see hookers posting for findom stuff.
My other favorite thing is when a hooker tells me variations of "most guys will pay me *big amount*, but since you were nice and let me screen I'll do it for *slightly less amount*. LMFAO!
I have never done this with other guys.
[QUOTE=Chicago41;4030498]I thought this could be a pretty fun thread.
Findom is the most ridiculous thing ever. Are there really people out there who think giving hookers money to be bitches to them online or over the phone is hot? I increasingly see hookers posting for findom stuff.
My other favorite thing is when a hooker tells me variations of "most guys will pay me *big amount*, but since you were nice and let me screen I'll do it for *slightly less amount*. LMFAO![/QUOTE]I have never done this before with anyone else! Or I will BBFS you, but nobody else. It's our bond. LOL.
If you give me an advance.
[QUOTE=TonyDe;4030872]Basically anything a working girl tells you is bullshit. I'm clean, get tested every month, don't use drugs, using $$ for college, children etc. Only a fool would put any stock into what any of them say.[/QUOTE]If you give me an advance, I promise I'll make good on it and more then make it up to you!! Or I wasn't screwing some other monger when I ghosted you. I had car trouble or my period just came. Or my babysitter didn't come through.
Oh I'm Not Actve On SA Anymore!
Girl told me this last night. She left her phone on the bed, open, text app open, and I saw a dozen messages just from today all having SA type wording in the previews. I didn't open and read them, NOMB and we aren't exclusive, just funny none the less.
Another girl I've been seeing regularly for several months said the same. She blocked me on sa but I figured out how to still see her profile and she's online almost daily.
Traded messages with a girl who said she's never met anyone from SA before. I fucked her a year ago from SA, she obviously didn't realize it was me (I have different pictures up now than before).
It's all part of the game, yet funny none the less.
We're boyfriend and girlfriend.
I was seeing a hoe on a regular basis and she told me we were like boyfriend and girlfriend. WTF?? Uhm, NO! I've had several girlfriends; not once did I give her money after sex. And if I had, that would have been the last time we had sex!! LMAO.
The ones who ask for cash BEFORE you even meet.
I could fill this column up everyday! My favs from SA are the ones who need " gas money " to come meet you. WTF? Can I pay for your insurance or new tires also? A couple of months ago, I reached an arrangement with one who lived two counties away. An overnighter for $300. Sounds good, correct? The day before we're meeting, she asks me for gas money to reach me. $150 out of the $300! Yeah, I'll throw an oil change and tune-up in there too!! LMFAO.
Send me money to prove you're real. Or not a cop.
This is a variation of the " advance me money scam " . I've had a few STG gals use this line and a couple from SA. Uhm, Hell to the no since you just proved to me that you aren't real by asking for money before we meet.