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I had a great experience with a Black woman called Chris last week at my hotel. She is very discreet and careful in her conatct which was all done through email.
She arrived on time and was clean and professional but very easy going -- she is not the prettiest woman you will see but she is quite attractive and and had nice firm tits and a nice ass. It was much more like a GFE session with a lot of kissing and DATY and sucking in general but in a very convincing and frenzied kind of way. I made her cum with my fingers and she was really wriggling and rolling all over and really got into it. Then she proceeeded to give me one of the best BBBJs I've had -- usually I find it hard to cum from this but with her I came in her mouth but she did not swallow.
She was so appreciative of her cumming that she was willingto give me another go right away and started sucking on me right away again but I had cum so hard that I could not get into it right away. I will call her again when I am back in town and this time focus on riding her as I am sure she will be really fun with this too. She was alsways receptive to feedback esp on the BJ and had it just right so I did not feel like doing anything else.
Also had an encounter with an older and not so attractive white woman called LisaofAlexandria. She talked on and on and if I had not been so horny I would have sent her away.
But we finally got down to it and she is too heavy to go on top so after some mish I pounded her in doggy. I would not receommned her unless you are really out of other options.
I visited Stephanie today at convenient location in Springfield. She is all over CL. No surprise, all was as advertised. She went the extra miles to please me. That was a good GFE experience.
Look: 4
Service: 6
Has anyone ever visited this one? I'd like a detailed trip report if someone would be willing to share!
I spoke to her on the phone once a while back and she seems really flaky.
JJ
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Has anyone ever visited this one? I'd like a detailed trip report if someone would be willing to share!
I spoke to her on the phone once a while back and she seems really flaky.
JJ[/QUOTE]
Sleazebum, I don't have first hand experience with Collette but I've seen her ads and reviews on other local boards. She's legit. But one of the reviews said she was a nonstop talker and had an incall location that was eccentric (lots of memorobilia around the place).
Her rates seem to vary from week to week. I've seen her advertise 1 hour for $150... not bad for an escort.
I saw Collette a long time ago. A bit heavy, buy not too bad. She is a talkative flake. Her condo looked like a 50's museum. She is legit, all covered, prices and YMMV.
I will see about trying her out sometime after the first of the month. If I do I'll provide as full a report as I can.
Again, if anyone else has any experience with her, please tell me all about it.
JJ
I saw Collette a while back, and YMMV, but for me, she was not worth the tuition paid. She was pretty much into herself and rushed the entire time. She had a smoking set of tits, but seemed very unsure of herself and her action.
She was not a multiple drink lady, and was ready to end the meeting, as soon as the coffee cup was dry.
I have not and would not repeat.
She does have some neat 50's stuff though, and wanted to open a diner somewhere. She is well on her way to having enough decorations.
I Visited Jada in Springfield today. Found her on CL. Incredible body and fantastic attitude. FS after she made sure I was not LE. I will see her again.
FW Disaster.
I saw Collette a few years ago and went for a return visit a few months ago. Her tits are still nice, but she has put on weight and doesn't look as much like her pictures on eros as she did back then. She used to run specials at $100 for the hour and has been advertising lately at $150. I will not be making a return visit, but to each his own. Oh, and she has moved her location from the apartment she used to have to a house in the suburbs. It was not as convenient and easy to get to as her old place.
As always, YMMV.
Gilmore
I finally made contact with Collette today. She is really a nice person! Tall, KILLER top!
Right much of a belly but it seems firm. Has a cat who supervisies activities.
Well worth the trip and I WILL return!
Check her out!
JJ
No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did???
WTF?
JJ
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did?
WTF?
JJ[/QUOTE]Hi JJ,
I had one posted on the DC area => escorts
07-14-06 at 14:00 #45
Diana report
Thanks
LDL
So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.
Big mistake.
I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.
MCS met me on the college campus, and right away I knew something was wrong. First, she was much heavier in person than in her CL pic. (Note to self: A gross misrepresentation of this sort will usually mean trouble. Stop thinking with the little head.) Second, she had me drive her to a local motel to get a room but needed the cash up front to pay for it. I reluctantly agreed, but only after she agreed to leave her personal belongings -- a small purse and duffel bag -- in the car with me while she went to secure said motel room. She comes back and says we're good to go.
I don't know what made me ask about protection, but I did. Asked her if she had any. She said no, most guys bring their own. Since I have a SO, and since I've been snipped, keeping that kind of stuff around is risky business. Off we go to a local gas station to pick up said protection.
Thirty minutes after our scheduled appointment time, we waltz into the motel room. Given the hotter-than-hades climate we've been driving around in, I politely suggest that she take a shower. Much to my relief, she agreed.
Thirty five minutes after scheduled appointment time, she emerges from the shower. Fresh as a daisy. Sort of.
She climbs into bed with me and announces that she doesn't do anything uncovered. Nothing. No kissing, no sucking, no nothing. She started with a long dissertation of how one of her college friends got throat gonorrhea by going down on a client bare back. (Didn't know there was such a thing as throat gonorrhea, but hey we learn something every day.) OK, I thought, here's a chick who's willing to take it up the bum, but no bareback anything. Not ideal, but since I'm into this date for $50 (cost of motel room), might as well go through with it.
That's when the smell hit. Something about her was way wrong in the odor department.
Stick your index finger in your navel and swish it around for a minute or two. Then sniff it. Take that smell and multiply it by a factor of 10 and that's what I experienced. It's the mind-numbing, I-think-I'm-gonna-puke smell that hit me like a kick to the nuts. Actually, a kick to the nuts would have been more pleasant.
I had to stop the date. It was either that or puke all over the sheets. Told her I wasn't feeling well (which was true) and I had to leave. Time to chalk one up to experience, learn from it and move on. I quickly got dressed and headed for the exit.
Driving home, it occurred to me how far I've sunk. Fat chicks, malodorous body parts and seedy motel rooms. I felt ashamed and disgusted.
From now on, it's only AMPs for me!
As I was driving home, I couldn't get the smell out of my mind. How could something smell so bad? Was it the 95+ degree temps? Did she have poor hygiene? Were her privates rotten? The smell lingered in my mind as if it was still in the car.
Then I made the mistake of sniffing my left hand. I damned near drove off the road. I didn't wash before leaving the motel room, and the freakin' stench was still on my hands. (How is it possible for a hand to look clean yet have an unbearable stench?)
Here it is almost 6 hours after the appointment. I'm home and have washed my hands in every detergent know to man. Even invented one of my own: Tide detergent, a little water, a squirt or two of Dawn dishwashing soap (if it takes grease out of the way, it has to work on smells, right?) No joy. My left hand looks squeaky clean but there is a faint, unmistaken odor of vaginal juice that's still there.
Thinking about amputating my left hand...
That was the best. It's too bad they don't come with scratch and sniff options. Also, another one in the unpleasant suprise department is when you believe you have a real spinner, but she takes her clothes off to reveal extra flab around the middle. Absolute erection killer. Someone needs to start a list of erection killers relating to the SW, Amp, Escort, and CL providers. Great story.
[QUOTE=Love AMPs]So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.
Big mistake.
I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.
MCS met me on the college campus, and right away I knew something was wrong. First, she was much heavier in person than in her CL pic. (Note to self: A gross misrepresentation of this sort will usually mean trouble. Stop thinking with the little head.) Second, she had me drive her to a local motel to get a room but needed the cash up front to pay for it. I reluctantly agreed, but only after she agreed to leave her personal belongings -- a small purse and duffel bag -- in the car with me while she went to secure said motel room. She comes back and says we're good to go.
I don't know what made me ask about protection, but I did. Asked her if she had any. She said no, most guys bring their own. Since I have a SO, and since I've been snipped, keeping that kind of stuff around is risky business. Off we go to a local gas station to pick up said protection.
Thirty minutes after our scheduled appointment time, we waltz into the motel room. Given the hotter-than-hades climate we've been driving around in, I politely suggest that she take a shower. Much to my relief, she agreed.
Thirty five minutes after scheduled appointment time, she emerges from the shower. Fresh as a daisy. Sort of.
She climbs into bed with me and announces that she doesn't do anything uncovered. Nothing. No kissing, no sucking, no nothing. She started with a long dissertation of how one of her college friends got throat gonorrhea by going down on a client bare back. (Didn't know there was such a thing as throat gonorrhea, but hey we learn something every day.) OK, I thought, here's a chick who's willing to take it up the bum, but no bareback anything. Not ideal, but since I'm into this date for $50 (cost of motel room), might as well go through with it.
That's when the smell hit. Something about her was way wrong in the odor department.
Stick your index finger in your navel and swish it around for a minute or two. Then sniff it. Take that smell and multiply it by a factor of 10 and that's what I experienced. It's the mind-numbing, I-think-I'm-gonna-puke smell that hit me like a kick to the nuts. Actually, a kick to the nuts would have been more pleasant.
I had to stop the date. It was either that or puke all over the sheets. Told her I wasn't feeling well (which was true) and I had to leave. Time to chalk one up to experience, learn from it and move on. I quickly got dressed and headed for the exit.
Driving home, it occurred to me how far I've sunk. Fat chicks, malodorous body parts and seedy motel rooms. I felt ashamed and disgusted.
From now on, it's only AMPs for me!
As I was driving home, I couldn't get the smell out of my mind. How could something smell so bad? Was it the 95+ degree temps? Did she have poor hygiene? Were her privates rotten? The smell lingered in my mind as if it was still in the car.
Then I made the mistake of sniffing my left hand. I damned near drove off the road. I didn't wash before leaving the motel room, and the freakin' stench was still on my hands. (How is it possible for a hand to look clean yet have an unbearable stench?)
Here it is almost 6 hours after the appointment. I'm home and have washed my hands in every detergent know to man. Even invented one of my own: Tide detergent, a little water, a squirt or two of Dawn dishwashing soap (if it takes grease out of the way, it has to work on smells, right?) No joy. My left hand looks squeaky clean but there is a faint, unmistaken odor of vaginal juice that's still there.
Thinking about amputating my left hand...[/QUOTE]
Love AMPS, your adventure reminds me of the Seinfeld episode in which Jerry can't get the b.o. stench of the valet attendant out of his car. Hopefully you won't have to amputate your hand to get rid of the stinky smell - at least you didn't stick a more important body part into that vat of acid.
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did???
WTF?
JJ[/QUOTE]Sorry JJ. I haven't used the escort scene locally since a well-known provider on TBD stood me up on my last birthday and I have stuck with AMPs usually HWC but after my frequent flier account rates a free flight I may start seeing locals and/or another AMP.
Love AMPS,
Reminds me of an old promo Don & Mike used to run.
Don: Do you ever rub your finger over a bad part of your body, then smell it?
Mike: Sometimes
Don: Do you ever rub it over a really bad part?
I may have the names reversed, but who cares!!!
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did???
WTF?
JJ[/QUOTE]
Check your PM...
That was the best review. So soryy that had to happen, but thanks for sharing. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
[QUOTE=Love AMPs]So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.
Big mistake.
I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.
After reading about your bad day I started to wonder if the "coed" was the one I commented on a few weeks ago in the Richmond and Tidewater forums-she went by the name of "VEE". I never met up with her but the stories were flying around about her having an STD-and the description and pricing sounded like her. She claimed to be going to school in Richmond and Norfolk at same time...and also claimed she was from Maryland and traveled there once a week or so. One more reason I am glad I never got with her. Sorry you lost a little $ but better that than anything worse that could have happened! Hopefully the smell has gone away by now so you don't have to cut off that hand!!
I found a nice one in the paper. Gave me great FS in her Condo for 1. She has beautiful natural DDs, big nipples and tatts on them. She had a baby 3 months ago and is still plump, but the legs and ass are great. No rush no fuss--also condom only, no kiss and no DATY. She is very careful.
Her ad in the paper reads something like XXX pornstar bares all $100. Definetely worth a call. She is about 30 and used to be a stripper. She doesn't have cover name so I can't give it out. Also, she has a younger sister who will also do the deeds. I will try them both next trip. They work out of Fairfax just off of 50.
Enjoy!
sometimes I often go to HOOTERS for dinner with friends, but sometimes I always notice a guy sitting alone getting a lot of attention from the waitress. Is she just working on getting a bigger tip? or do some of these girl work on the side, or on top(if you know what I mean ). I've been trying to watch and see whats going on for some time now about these girls. I'm guessing some of them might be go'ers. Does anyone know anymore about this. I'm hoping they do, because that would be a fantasy come true, I would make her wear the uniform ( =
[QUOTE=Jim Rob]sometimes I often go to HOOTERS for dinner with friends, but sometimes I always notice a guy sitting alone getting a lot of attention from the waitress. Is she just working on getting a bigger tip? or do some of these girl work on the side, or on top(if you know what I mean ). I've been trying to watch and see whats going on for some time now about these girls. I'm guessing some of them might be go'ers. Does anyone know anymore about this. I'm hoping they do, because that would be a fantasy come true, I would make her wear the uniform ( =[/QUOTE]
Not sure about the DC Metro area but in Tampa, there is a Bennigans nestled between two high end strip clubs. And next to Bennigans is a Days Inn. A lot of the stripper girls enjoy post-shift drinks at the Bennigan's bar. Many a monger got lucky there...
Older lady maybe 40s. Offers a special of 1.5 for hour of time. All I can say is she is sweet but I would not visit again. Not in shape, large women. Not my type.
I have seen her a few times. She is a really nice, if flaky, person. I enjoy her company as well as her trade.
Since I have known her she has gone thru several name changes and many phones, but still is worth the price.
JJ
[QUOTE=Saiyen]Older lady maybe 40s. Offers a special of 1.5 for hour of time. All I can say is she is sweet but I would not visit again. Not in shape, large women. Not my type.[/QUOTE]
She's also a talker. Mind the price adverstised is accurate and she does not upsell, it is set right for mongers on a budget. lol Nice wacky furniture & stuff. I'm sure she will be other mongers cup of tea. I will definitaly give her points on having a very relaxed atmosphere.
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I have seen her a few times. She is a really nice, if flaky, person. I enjoy her company as well as her trade.
Since I have known her she has gone thru several name changes and many phones, but still is worth the price.
JJ[/QUOTE]
Checked out Mika from the eros website. She was probably pudgier than some of you might like but her face is real pretty. Breasts are real too though not that big. Price is $6 for 45 min so amps are a better deal. She claims to be 1/2 Korean 1/2 Japanese and I believe her. English is very good and I hate to see her go...said she's leaving in about 1 week. I wish I could get there again but finances are too tight and there's no time. Oh well. Usual 2 call system in Nova not too far off the beltway. PM me for more.
AF
On my flight from Atlanta to Dulles a Flight Attendant named Charlotte gave me her cell number and told me she would be at the Marriott. $$$ for the night and I didn't have to pay for a hotel that night. Very nice wakeup to BJ and FS. I hit it four times in all but she was so good I couldn't last more than three or four minutes at a time. She makes between four and five thousand a month extra that way. She is a red head with a slight (hardly noticeable) gap between her top front teeth. About 5'9" 130 I would say a very nice 37 years old and lives in Roswell somewhere.
Whats with the dead board, I cant believe after black wed. and the other AMP problems that no one is seeing any providers. Here are a couple. Trusted members PM for info. Others please post. This board is starting to suck.
Camile
Location Vienna, Nutley st 123
6 location
8 looks
8 svc.
Kiersten Anju
Location Near Fair Oaks
7 location
8 looks
9 svc.
Jessie Yum Yum
Location Centreville
10 location
8 looks
10 svc.
Lila
Location Fairfax/vienna
10 Location
8 looks
10 svc.
Sexy Sarah
Location Herndon
10 location
9 Looks
10 svc.
Body work Treatment (AMP)
Location Manassas
9 location just off 66
3 looks
1 svc
I was going to see Lila, but after checking her reveiws on TER and then I did notice she had over 50 pages of reviews, that's ten mongers per page, and then you think only a very few percent will even take the time to review. She does bbj and swallows, and I'm just thinking she's too risky, but I have wanted to see her
I saw Nia recently. This was a decision based on the LE being all over the amps that I had come to love.
She is a short little 130-pound sweetie with chocolate love.
Honestly, I don't think I have had a better GFE experience in the years that I have been carousing. Two thumbs up. YMMV.
Party on, NOVA!
[QUOTE=Cable Guy]On my flight from Atlanta to Dulles a Flight Attendant named Charlotte gave me her cell number and told me she would be at the Marriott. $$$ for the night and I didn't have to pay for a hotel that night. Very nice wakeup to BJ and FS. I hit it four times in all but she was so good I couldn't last more than three or four minutes at a time. She makes between four and five thousand a month extra that way. She is a red head with a slight (hardly noticeable) gap between her top front teeth. About 5'9" 130 I would say a very nice 37 years old and lives in Roswell somewhere.[/QUOTE]Hey Dude,
Did she fly for Delta or Airtran. Digits? Pls pm me if you can.
I once met a FA on a flight from ATL to Vegas. Sweet girl from KC, MO.
PC out
[QUOTE=Jim Rob]She does bbj and swallows[/QUOTE]
Huh! That's very strange kind of swalowing. She imediately spits it into a towel and ... swallow can of beer :) Fortunately, she gave me another can of beer before, so the trick was to keep eye on my can.
I`ve been trying to get something together ( TOFTT ) its been 3-day's of
e-mail. Back and forth as anyone ever seen her before or is this a LE set-up or her way of a joke?
I picked up her add on CL stating something like ( "need something quick" ) with no pictures. She has sent me a couple just curious if anyone has any input?
Happy Hunting
AJ
That picture just does not cut it with me!
Unless she is willing to at least show a little tit in a picture I think you should pass on it.
Email her back and insist on a better view of the goods first.
JJ
[QUOTE=A John]I`ve been trying to get something together ( TOFTT ) its been 3-day's of
e-mail. Back and forth as anyone ever seen her before or is this a LE set-up or her way of a joke?
I picked up her add on CL stating something like ( "need something quick" ) with no pictures. She has sent me a couple just curious if anyone has any input?
Happy Hunting
AJ[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]That picture just does not cut it with me!
Unless she is willing to at least show a little tit in a picture I think you should pass on it.
Email her back and insist on a better view of the goods first.
JJ[/QUOTE]
I have these other two photos but they're giving me a fit with the resize program to"little" more skin.
Here they are
You got me on this one. What kind of member sticks around here 25 months and doesn't have one post? Yet you have pictures humm something smells and I can't put my finger on it.
Like my friend Wanderer says --:
Those who wander, aren't necessarily lost!
Nice try you'll have to get up earLiEr in the morning than this to get my worms.
PS
untiL wE estabLishEd some sort of common ground. I don't beLiEve there is don't PM me anymore!
PSS
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[QUOTE=WiIIiam]I know her.
I have the same pics somewhere.
What to know more?
Got a good lead to trade?[/QUOTE]
Today at 18:37
[QUOTE=WiIIiam]She is ligit.
Has a sugar daddy on the side.
needs a few extra bucks occationally.
sweet - no titts
Looking for a cheaper virsion here.
I have another pic of here I thik Send me email address or something and I will look for it[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=A John]Here they are[/QUOTE]Looks like two different girls to me. The one in the first picture is much more attractive than the one in the second set.