Sorry, there is no character to speak of
[QUOTE=StillNotMe;2847156]In all seriousness, what asshole smashes twinkies! What did those delicious cream filled yellow dye number 5 cakes ever do to you? I mean there is school yard bullying and then there is way over the top torture such is what you speak of. I think that speaks volumes about your character. In the infamous words of Apu from the Simpsons, "Silly customer. You cannot destroy a twinkie". Now I demand an apology to all us old fat balding hostess lovers! BTW, SwordStuffSwallower, quit being a pussy.[/QUOTE]Enough said.
My heart just isn't in it anymore
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2847164]Can we really call it a retirement? Aren't these more like extended vacations? Of course, you have been around USASG Inc long enough that you must have a shit ton of vacation built up. In your retirement (or extended vacation) you may want to get a part-time job as a greeter at Wally World. There will be plenty of MILFs and young hotties there.
IG.[/QUOTE]That used to not be a requirement for my dick to be in it, but it seems to be these days. Must just be getting old, at least I wish that is what it was.