So this Happened.

Last Friday. Rainy MISERABLE day right?

So Late afternoon, but early enuff to beat the 4:00 crowd. I decide to see my newest "Go to Girl" (ty Inch)!

Head up there and since being mentioned out here on the main. She's been more and more "Busy"!

There's a car parked at front of door and a Monger waiting in another car. Plates from TN!

So. Dammmmn. I head to my "past" go to girl. She's up at Massage Angel Cumming. (Tina not here. She go back to China).

P.S.: from what I see on display at Massage Angel 2 . No need to go there ever and they were pissed when I walk out!

Fuck. So I consult some of you Monger's posts on here. And found one mentioned not too far away.

Now I'm a Massage / ass / and ball play guy. With plenty of OTC / UTC roaming. That's just perfect. And when you have a girl. Who has the "play book down".

It Sucks when you hear. "she not here. She go back China". But I decide I'll try this Health Massage (Buford Hwy 20) and ask for Youni!

So I go in. 60 for 1 Hr rate. (hate that). Little chunky Latin looking girl comes out. "you want Massage". Immediately I say. Ummmmm you have other girls.

She says. I do for you. I'm like. No. You have Other girls. Youni? She says Youni not here. And then from the Back. A Slinky little Spinner dressed in tight short dress. Says.

You ok. You want Massagey. Hmmmmm that's Korean. But she had my attention. I say where is Youni. Her Day off. She Says.

So she says. You like me. I said sure. What's your name. She says Susan!

I say. I really wanted Youni. She says. You like. You like. I say. Yes.

I say. I'll be Happy right. She says Yes. You'll be Happy.

So I get undressed. Not yet under the towel. Knock knock knock. You ready. I said sure as I'm covering my bare ass.

In walks Chunky. I'm like WTF. So. My mind is racing. Dammmmmm what the hell. She did have a young pretty face.

But kinda looked Hispanic. So she does the rearrange the towel bit. Sees I'm bare assed. Which I swear tensed her up. Started the dry towel rub. I hate those no matter who.

Is doing them. But. She chit chatted. I told her I lost my favorite girl. Who went back to China. So I'm looking for a new go to girl! (thinking this would lighten her up).

She says. Oh. You want 4 hand massage. I'm like. Ummmmmmm that's going to be more than I want to pay. But it was tempting. Nope. Stick to budget!!

She says. 2 girls. Very good. Nope not this time. Maybe next time!

Well. Her attitude now. Is like a Russian Helga and her touch was that of an OR nurse scrubbing you up for surgery!!

She then pulled towel down to lower back about 5-6 minutes into it. She climbs up on table in front of my head. Now I'm usually an Ass grabber in this position.

So my arms are above my head and toward front of table. She starts her clinical massage down the length of my back. From neck to low back and my hands slightly.

Graze her calves. Now keep in mind. This chunky chick. Is wearing black tights. Some kind of fanny pack and I swear. I think a hoodie. But can't swear to it.

She looked like she was a sports trainer for a local outside soccer team.

So my hands graze her calves. Maybe intentional. Probably. But I mean immediate reaction was.

Grabbing my wrist and putting arm down the side of table. I was like. What the hell just happened?

So. I'm pissed at her attitude. Pissed at the switch. And. I'm hearing you Monger's laughing and singing. "Bait and Switch. Bait and Switch" LOL. J / k.

I raise up off the table and say to her. Hey. This isn't going to work out!

I'm sure you give a great massage. BUT I'm not feeling "it". So I'm leaving.

She's Like WHAT. Wha you mean. I say. I'm leaving. I have to go!

She runs out of room speaking gook. And here comes Spinner back in.

Baby. What's wrong Baby. I'm standing there. Boxers in hand.

I said. Why you switch. She says, wha you mean Baby. I said. I agreed to you and you switched me to her.

So I Leave now. And I am not Happy!

She was like.

Oh Baby. Please. Please don't do this. And then the whisper. I do for you. And whispering in the ear. Soft. Seductively.

I make you happy. I take care of you and she grabs a handful and says. I make it right Baby.

I'm sure my mouth had to be open. I was Like. Holy Fuck. As She huggggs me and I slide my hand down that slinky little dress.

And grab her nice little Asian ass. Ok. I stay.

And for the record. It ended up being the best experience ever in an AMP. Ever for me!

Now. YMMV. But this chick. Mmmmmmmdammm!! She's my kind ☺.

So the moral of the story. Never make yourself miserable and TOFTT. Always stand up for your rights and.

Imagine all the A-Holes on this board. Making fun of you and calling you names. Like the Mud Dawgs laughing at the Waterboy and singing
"Water Sucks..it really really sucks...Needle Dick...Needle Dick" !!!

Thanks to a few of you. Who discussed this place and to Youni who helped provide me cover as a "Status" customer.

Oh and Thank god for another one of you Mongers. Who came in and took care of Chunky. P.S.: I would have tipped chunky $10.

For bolting on her. But she was in session and the more I think about it the more I thought. She needs to learn these lessons.

On how to act. Or go work massage envy and get no tips!!

Sorry for the book. But this just had to be told. Kinda funny now that it ended Incredibly Happy for me!

It's Health Massage (Cumming) just south of all the Big Box stores (Hwy 20) and very nice clean rooms!

I drove by this place and wondered about it. Great post!

[QUOTE=MassagePerv;2642477]Last Friday. Rainy MISERABLE day right?

So Late afternoon, but early enuff to beat the 4:00 crowd. I decide to see my newest "Go to Girl" (ty Inch)!

Head up there and since being mentioned out here on the main. She's been more and more "Busy"!

There's a car parked at front of door and a Monger waiting in another car. Plates from TN!

So. Dammmmn. I head to my "past" go to girl. She's up at Massage Angel Cumming. (Tina not here. She go back to China).

P.S.: from what I see on display at Massage Angel 2 . No need to go there ever and they were pissed when I walk out!

Fuck. So I consult some of you Monger's posts on here. And found one mentioned not too far away.

Now I'm a Massage / ass / and ball play guy. With plenty of OTC / UTC roaming. That's just perfect. And when you have a girl. Who has the "play book down".

It Sucks when you hear. "she not here. She go back China". But I decide I'll try this Health Massage (Buford Hwy 20) and ask for Youni!

So I go in. 60 for 1 Hr rate. (hate that). Little chunky Latin looking girl comes out. "you want Massage". Immediately I say. Ummmmm you have other girls.

She says. I do for you. I'm like. No. You have Other girls. Youni? She says Youni not here. And then from the Back. A Slinky little Spinner dressed in tight short dress. Says.

You ok. You want Massagey. Hmmmmm that's Korean. But she had my attention. I say where is Youni. Her Day off. She Says.

So she says. You like me. I said sure. What's your name. She says Susan!

I say. I really wanted Youni. She says. You like. You like. I say. Yes.

I say. I'll be Happy right. She says Yes. You'll be Happy.

So I get undressed. Not yet under the towel. Knock knock knock. You ready. I said sure as I'm covering my bare ass.

In walks Chunky. I'm like WTF. So. My mind is racing. Dammmmmm what the hell. She did have a young pretty face.

But kinda looked Hispanic. So she does the rearrange the towel bit. Sees I'm bare assed. Which I swear tensed her up. Started the dry towel rub. I hate those no matter who.

Is doing them. But. She chit chatted. I told her I lost my favorite girl. Who went back to China. So I'm looking for a new go to girl! (thinking this would lighten her up).

She says. Oh. You want 4 hand massage. I'm like. Ummmmmmm that's going to be more than I want to pay. But it was tempting. Nope. Stick to budget!!

She says. 2 girls. Very good. Nope not this time. Maybe next time!

Well. Her attitude now. Is like a Russian Helga and her touch was that of an OR nurse scrubbing you up for surgery!!

She then pulled towel down to lower back about 5-6 minutes into it. She climbs up on table in front of my head. Now I'm usually an Ass grabber in this position.

So my arms are above my head and toward front of table. She starts her clinical massage down the length of my back. From neck to low back and my hands slightly.

Graze her calves. Now keep in mind. This chunky chick. Is wearing black tights. Some kind of fanny pack and I swear. I think a hoodie. But can't swear to it.

She looked like she was a sports trainer for a local outside soccer team.

So my hands graze her calves. Maybe intentional. Probably. But I mean immediate reaction was.

Grabbing my wrist and putting arm down the side of table. I was like. What the hell just happened?

So. I'm pissed at her attitude. Pissed at the switch. And. I'm hearing you Monger's laughing and singing. "Bait and Switch. Bait and Switch" LOL. J / k.

I raise up off the table and say to her. Hey. This isn't going to work out!

I'm sure you give a great massage. BUT I'm not feeling "it". So I'm leaving.

She's Like WHAT. Wha you mean. I say. I'm leaving. I have to go!

She runs out of room speaking gook. And here comes Spinner back in.

Baby. What's wrong Baby. I'm standing there. Boxers in hand.

I said. Why you switch. She says, wha you mean Baby. I said. I agreed to you and you switched me to her.

So I Leave now. And I am not Happy!

She was like.

Oh Baby. Please. Please don't do this. And then the whisper. I do for you. And whispering in the ear. Soft. Seductively.

I make you happy. I take care of you and she grabs a handful and says. I make it right Baby.

I'm sure my mouth had to be open. I was Like. Holy Fuck. As She huggggs me and I slide my hand down that slinky little dress.

And grab her nice little Asian ass. Ok. I stay.

And for the record. It ended up being the best experience ever in an AMP. Ever for me!

Now. YMMV. But this chick. Mmmmmmmdammm!! She's my kind ☺.

So the moral of the story. Never make yourself miserable and TOFTT. Always stand up for your rights and.

Imagine all the A-Holes on this board. Making fun of you and calling you names. Like the Mud Dawgs laughing at the Waterboy and singing
"Water Sucks..it really really sucks...Needle Dick...Needle Dick" !!!

Thanks to a few of you. Who discussed this place and to Youni who helped provide me cover as a "Status" customer.

Oh and Thank god for another one of you Mongers. Who came in and took care of Chunky. P.S.: I would have tipped chunky $10.

For bolting on her. But she was in session and the more I think about it the more I thought. She needs to learn these lessons.

On how to act. Or go work massage envy and get no tips!!

Sorry for the book. But this just had to be told. Kinda funny now that it ended Incredibly Happy for me!

It's Health Massage (Cumming) just south of all the Big Box stores (Hwy 20) and very nice clean rooms![/QUOTE]You have learned well from the Grandmaster of AMP's, NiteL......lol

This has to be one of the best posts I've ever seen!

[QUOTE=MassagePerv;2642477]Last Friday. Rainy MISERABLE day right?

So Late afternoon, but early enuff to beat the 4:00 crowd. I decide to see my newest "Go to Girl" (ty Inch)!

Head up there and since being mentioned out here on the main. She's been more and more "Busy"!

There's a car parked at front of door and a Monger waiting in another car. Plates from TN!

So. Dammmmn. I head to my "past" go to girl. She's up at Massage Angel Cumming. (Tina not here. She go back to China).

P.S.: from what I see on display at Massage Angel 2 . No need to go there ever and they were pissed when I walk out!

Fuck. So I consult some of you Monger's posts on here. And found one mentioned not too far away.

Now I'm a Massage / ass / and ball play guy. With plenty of OTC / UTC roaming. That's just perfect. And when you have a girl. Who has the "play book down".

It Sucks when you hear. "she not here. She go back China". But I decide I'll try this Health Massage (Buford Hwy 20) and ask for Youni!

So I go in. 60 for 1 Hr rate. (hate that). Little chunky Latin looking girl comes out. "you want Massage". Immediately I say. Ummmmm you have other girls.

She says. I do for you. I'm like. No. You have Other girls. Youni? She says Youni not here. And then from the Back. A Slinky little Spinner dressed in tight short dress. Says.

You ok. You want Massagey. Hmmmmm that's Korean. But she had my attention. I say where is Youni. Her Day off. She Says.

So she says. You like me. I said sure. What's your name. She says Susan!

I say. I really wanted Youni. She says. You like. You like. I say. Yes.

I say. I'll be Happy right. She says Yes. You'll be Happy.

So I get undressed. Not yet under the towel. Knock knock knock. You ready. I said sure as I'm covering my bare ass.

In walks Chunky. I'm like WTF. So. My mind is racing. Dammmmmm what the hell. She did have a young pretty face.

But kinda looked Hispanic. So she does the rearrange the towel bit. Sees I'm bare assed. Which I swear tensed her up. Started the dry towel rub. I hate those no matter who.

Is doing them. But. She chit chatted. I told her I lost my favorite girl. Who went back to China. So I'm looking for a new go to girl! (thinking this would lighten her up).

She says. Oh. You want 4 hand massage. I'm like. Ummmmmmm that's going to be more than I want to pay. But it was tempting. Nope. Stick to budget!!

She says. 2 girls. Very good. Nope not this time. Maybe next time!

Well. Her attitude now. Is like a Russian Helga and her touch was that of an OR nurse scrubbing you up for surgery!!

She then pulled towel down to lower back about 5-6 minutes into it. She climbs up on table in front of my head. Now I'm usually an Ass grabber in this position.

So my arms are above my head and toward front of table. She starts her clinical massage down the length of my back. From neck to low back and my hands slightly.

Graze her calves. Now keep in mind. This chunky chick. Is wearing black tights. Some kind of fanny pack and I swear. I think a hoodie. But can't swear to it.

She looked like she was a sports trainer for a local outside soccer team.

So my hands graze her calves. Maybe intentional. Probably. But I mean immediate reaction was.

Grabbing my wrist and putting arm down the side of table. I was like. What the hell just happened?

So. I'm pissed at her attitude. Pissed at the switch. And. I'm hearing you Monger's laughing and singing. "Bait and Switch. Bait and Switch" LOL. J / k.

I raise up off the table and say to her. Hey. This isn't going to work out!

I'm sure you give a great massage. BUT I'm not feeling "it". So I'm leaving.

She's Like WHAT. Wha you mean. I say. I'm leaving. I have to go!

She runs out of room speaking gook. And here comes Spinner back in.

Baby. What's wrong Baby. I'm standing there. Boxers in hand.

I said. Why you switch. She says, wha you mean Baby. I said. I agreed to you and you switched me to her.

So I Leave now. And I am not Happy!

She was like.

Oh Baby. Please. Please don't do this. And then the whisper. I do for you. And whispering in the ear. Soft. Seductively.

I make you happy. I take care of you and she grabs a handful and says. I make it right Baby.

I'm sure my mouth had to be open. I was Like. Holy Fuck. As She huggggs me and I slide my hand down that slinky little dress.

And grab her nice little Asian ass. Ok. I stay.

And for the record. It ended up being the best experience ever in an AMP. Ever for me!

Now. YMMV. But this chick. Mmmmmmmdammm!! She's my kind ☺.

So the moral of the story. Never make yourself miserable and TOFTT. Always stand up for your rights and.

Imagine all the A-Holes on this board. Making fun of you and calling you names. Like the Mud Dawgs laughing at the Waterboy and singing
"Water Sucks..it really really sucks...Needle Dick...Needle Dick" !!!

Thanks to a few of you. Who discussed this place and to Youni who helped provide me cover as a "Status" customer.

Oh and Thank god for another one of you Mongers. Who came in and took care of Chunky. P.S.: I would have tipped chunky $10.

For bolting on her. But she was in session and the more I think about it the more I thought. She needs to learn these lessons.

On how to act. Or go work massage envy and get no tips!!

Sorry for the book. But this just had to be told. Kinda funny now that it ended Incredibly Happy for me!

It's Health Massage (Cumming) just south of all the Big Box stores (Hwy 20) and very nice clean rooms![/QUOTE]

The GrandMaster's deep pockets!!

His lessons are short and to the point.

So I have learned to take notes!

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;2642516]You have learned well from the Grandmaster of AMP's, NiteL......lol[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Skipppy;2642502]I drove by this place and wondered about it. Great post![/QUOTE]For noticing the post!

Hopefully this helps you all spend your $$ more effeciently and for the record.

It seems like they can use the business.

Just spend it on the right ones.

If one would like more details. I'd be happy to share in Pvt. Message.

[QUOTE=MassagePerv;2642477]But I decide I'll try this Health Massage (Buford Hwy 20) and ask for Youni!
...
It's Health Massage (Cumming) just south of all the Big Box stores (Hwy 20) and very nice clean rooms![/QUOTE]What's the name of this place? I don't know of a "Health Massage". Is it "Healthy Massage" in Alpharetta? Do you have a link or exact address? Thanks!

[QUOTE=MassagePerv;2644959]For noticing the post!

Hopefully this helps you all spend your $$ more effeciently and for the record.

It seems like they can use the business.

Just spend it on the right ones.

If one would like more details. I'd be happy to share in Pvt. Message.[/QUOTE]So as an update to that long ass story from a few weeks ago, here's a chapter 2.

I've been back many times the past few weeks ☺.

ALWAYS leave shaking my head wondering how I've wasted so much money over the years, trying to find the perfect massage!!

Not going to give into the details of how the session begins or ends but it's lets just say.

Maybe the secret to incredible massage is like what Woogie Says in something about Mary.

You got to get the Baby Batter off the Brain. That shit will fuck your head up!

So if you find the right situation where she's into that, and you are too, The massage can easily become a "Best Ever".

Because you're relaxed and not "thinking about getting laid".

Of course there then is time for another "PoP" later. If you're so inclined!!

And then now she says, how about I walk on you back?

Hmmmmmm now there's a thought!

Finally maybe I had it!! The Chinese Pole dance!

MMMmmmmgod what an experience!

Best pressure. The sexxiest part was watching her tights cummmm off from under that slinky tight little dress.

But, in all my years I had never had the back walk!

I used to lay there back in the early days wondering why those pipes were in there!! LOL.

I'm pissed I waited this long to experience the back walking.

Of course a sexxxy little 100 lbs spinner in a tight little dress with incredible legs and ammmmazing skills always helps the experience to go so much better!

I never knew pain and release were such a good formula!

It was like a mini adjustment from the chiro! But oh soooo much better!

Vertebrae going pop pop pop back into place!

So yeah. This massage is "Legit" and Therapeutic and I'm trying to figure out how I can get medical insurance to pay for it!!

Guys, if you have a go to girl you think is perfect, go often cause we never know when they will disappear!!

For me it worked out like a gift from the CAMP gods.

But the Gods can "giveth and the Gods can taketh" away!!

P.S.: just for Karma's sake, I paid "Chunky" $10.00 tip from the time I walked out or she walked out.

She really is not chunky, but does dress exactly like I described! She's cuter than I described, but very shy and skittish.

I ran into her in the Hall as I was leaving and said: Oh, here I owe you this and she was puzzled so.

I Don't think she even knew why or remembered me. Poor girl must have several of you dudes do the same!!

I just wanted to make it right. Cause I wouldn't be experiencing perfection if she wasn't so bad at massage LOL!!