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Lex - You may be right about the motives of the sellers. And I'm not a shill for them but I was intrigued by quality of the doll itself. Unfortunately, the company only makes the big-busted Sophie model. No petite, Asian types.
[url]http://www.mechadoll.com/products.html[/url]
Drew
Check out [url]www.realdoll.com[/url] for the asian model. The price will get you many visits to an AMP though!
[QUOTE=Drew Park]Lex - You may be right about the motives of the sellers. And I'm not a shill for them but I was intrigued by quality of the doll itself. Unfortunately, the company only makes the big-busted Sophie model. No petite, Asian types.
[url]http://www.mechadoll.com/products.html[/url]
Drew[/QUOTE]
Make her CCL with needle marks, rotten teeth, and get it to geek; I'll buy one!:)
I once built a robot woman out of sheet metal, an Etch-a-Sketch, a Lite Brite, and some old kitchen appliances. Once a month, the damned thing would send me to the store for a box of Brillo pads. :(
Well, LoveLOST:
I've got me car issues, Bench has got $ issues. I've got some extra money, Bench can fix cars. Maybe we could put our bald heads together and....
make an ass of ourselves.
Here is the European mechadoll.
[url]http://www.mechadoll.fr/index.html?lang=fr&target=d12.html[/url]
I would suggest add-ons allowing the poupee to talk, moan, contract vaginally, ask for money, and perform bodily functions.
Rapid
Lex has checked out the Real Doll website. Hate to say it, but it appears that this industry has co-opted the business model of Microsoft. For instance, you will need an upgrade in order to get one with a hairy snatch.
I've done some research into and thinking about this industry and here are my startling conclusions:
1.) These dolls are smuggled into the U.S. across the Mexican border by hiding them in watermelons. They are removed from the melons in San Antonio and inflated. From SAT, they are moved by Greyhound into the major cities of the U.S. This industry is run by the N. Korean mafia with help from arab terror organizations who supply venture capital. The goal is to make American males dependent upon the high quality sex which they can't get from American females. A secondary goal is to take jobs from American females who would love to have the jobs the dolls fill.
2.) The U.S. government and various vigilante groups have concentrated so hard upon stopping undocumented border crossers, that they have completely overlooked this dangerous phenomenon. This presents an opportunity for civic minded individuals in major American cities. They would be doing everyone a favor if they would check all sex providers and determine whether or not the providers are flesh and blood providers or in fact plastic blow up providers.
3.) If you prefer unshaven pussy, you are encouraged to carry a sterilized merkin or other form of cod piece with you. The vendor considered making hairy snatch the default but decided that this could be dangerous. A person who decided to shave the hirsute pussy of a doll would risk injury to themselves if the doll were to explode catastrophically.
Stand by for other revelations as this story develops.
LexLuther
[url]http://www.realdoll.com/[/url]
Can order it WITH a bush too!
JJ
Obviously this is the real sex slave trade that the government was trying to crack down on. As these real dolls are so authentic looking and near perfect, they could easily mistake our local AMP girls for these dolls.
Too bad, since even the RealDolls are consenting adults (this could be a point of argument I'm sure) but they missed their mark trying to crack down on our local massuesses.
RealDolls are people too! Just because they don't have green cards or speak very good english (well I don't think they speak at all, at least without a lawyer present) shouldn't deny them rights!
Happy New Year folks.
[QUOTE=Sleazebum][url]http://www.realdoll.com/[/url]
Can order it WITH a bush too!
JJ[/QUOTE]
But the French ones come with hairy legs and armpits...standard!
Let me be the first monger to wish many of you happy fucking new year!
For those making resolutions, may I suggest a solution to broken ones: Do not make the kind that require willpower or socially respectable behavior to fullfill e.g. quitting some bad habit like drinking or mongering. It won't work.
I resolve to have sex with as many women as I can, as often as I can. Now that is a resolution I may be able to keep...
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]
Well, LoveLOST:
I've got me car issues, Bench has got $ issues. I've got some extra money, Bench can fix cars. Maybe we could put our bald heads together and....
make an ass of ourselves.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Bench Seats Rock]
LL, what do you say we meet up at the last place we saw each other and have ourselves a little flesh for fantasy party? You know I'm bringing my goodie bag and a bottle of Julio - hell, I may even bring a copy of my nominated submission to the academy so we have something to watch while we're resting between heart attacks.[/QUOTE]That's it. Enough already. I am convinced!!!!
[b]Let's have a RT![/b]
Actually BSR drew some mental pictures for me--he is quite creative in his deprvity. Therefore we have gotten our bald heads together and sketched out some plans. We have a date in mind, just not a time or location...yet. Yes, it includes a lot of flesh and the realization of several fantasies. The reports from the Amp closing RT were deleted (presumably by accident), but it may be because it really was over the edge. Those in attendance will either be scarred for life, or will have memories of an all out orgy that will persist until dementia robs us of even those pleasures. Can we top that one?
Hint: Follow LL's lead and sample all the ladies at the RT.
Another resolution I think I can keep. I just hope we can hold out until the RT... Doubt it. Are we there yet?
Trusted ones can PM me or Bench for the date (late in the month) and let's put our bald heads together and make this a RT to remember.
LL
Lex -- that is fucking hilarious
LL, Bench,
Is that a prerequsite for the RT? LOL or some hair is ok?
PC out
Happy New Years fellow mongers. Can a brotha that has started to loose his hair and gets it cut real short to hide the upcoming baldness join. Or is this purely a shiny head, no pun intended meet up.
LOL
Oh and FYI Fincar can be prescribed by your doctor to slow the baldness process. Funny thing I read up on it on a mens hair loss message board.
Thank you internet. Hehe.
My New Years resolution is definitely to take better care of myself like working out. And since i'm such a lard ass I always work up a sweat mongering with those tiny petite fit korean girls ;)
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Let me be the first monger to wish many of you happy fucking new year!
For those making resolutions, may I suggest a solution to broken ones: Do not make the kind that require willpower or socially respectable behavior to fullfill e.g. quitting some bad habit like drinking or mongering. It won't work.
I resolve to have sex with as many women as I can, as often as I can. Now that is a resolution I may be able to keep...
That's it. Enough already. I am convinced!!!!
[b]Let's have a RT![/b]
Actually BSR drew some mental pictures for me--he is quite creative in his deprvity. Therefore we have gotten our bald heads together and sketched out some plans. We have a date in mind, just not a time or location...yet. Yes, it includes a lot of flesh and the realization of several fantasies. The reports from the Amp closing RT were deleted (presumably by accident), but it may be because it really was over the edge. Those in attendance will either be scarred for life, or will have memories of an all out orgy that will persist until dementia robs us of even those pleasures. Can we top that one?
Hint: Follow LL's lead and sample all the ladies at the RT.
Another resolution I think I can keep. I just hope we can hold out until the RT... Doubt it. Are we there yet?
Trusted ones can PM me or Bench for the date (late in the month) and let's put our bald heads together and make this a RT to remember.
LL
Lex -- that is fucking hilarious[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mack287]But don't you think some of these spa videos would be circulating out there if this was a common practice?[/QUOTE]
How's this for circulation?
[url]www.ama10.com[/url]
[QUOTE=Drew Park]But the French ones come with hairy legs and armpits...standard![/QUOTE]
RealDoll + ASIMO = HOBOTS
I may have a chance to visit the DC area later this year and of course did some research on the thread to see what was going on in the AMPs. The idea of ending up on the internet in a video has dampened my enthusiasm a little. I have heard rumors of other places that may or may not be recording both audio and video, but never paid it much mind. Of course I suppose I can take comfort in the fact that I am so ugly that no one in their right mind would pay to watch a porn video starring me. Sounds like quite a racket they had going though. Anyone willing to PM me with some info to use on my visit?